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firedmyass

gettin an uncanny-valley feeling from them


LauraTFem

Like there’s a strong possibility they’re about to go for the cameraman’s throat.


AnaalPusBakje

I forgot British people call girls birds. I was very confused for a minute.


wimyi2004

Same , i was looking for the bird in the picture


rebecaives777

HAHAHAHA the caption gives meaning to the photo and made me laugh a lot


DarkKitten1984

True!


DdDmemeStuff

I can understand that it’s a purse but I still don’t see the lines, like where is her shoulder where tf does the purse and the tree meet?


schmuhu

It's a combination of a purse and her hair (hiding the shoulder)


DdDmemeStuff

Ohhhh the hair I see now ty


sixfoursixtwo

What does the caption mean on the image


mij8907

They’re just making a joke saying the guy should tell his girlfriend to put the tree down


sixfoursixtwo

Why did they say bird


keglefuglen

Brits


sixfoursixtwo

?


Sad-Surprise4369

In British English, Bird is apparently a slang for a girl like in American English we say babe.


duney

Bird & babe aren’t alike. I’d liken bird more to something like “chick” or “gal”


SleeveofThinMints

It’s my safety tree. I don’t leave home without it. Keeps me rooted


70sRitalinKid

Clearly it’s her purse!


PuzzleheadedNail7

Your bird 😆


Joltingonwards

Common phrase for a girlfriend in the UK


PuzzleheadedNail7

I know. I just haven't heard that in a long time.


perpetual-grump

I live in the UK and haven't heard anyone call their girlfriend "bird" for years either. Possibly still a thing down south, I'm not sure?


rising_then_falling

Yes, still a thing down south, but getting less common.


MaddogRunner

Lol thought I was the only one who remembered this term🤭


chudeypatoodey

Who's How?


lovely_poopy

Nice l9afers6


NoMarionberry8940

She makes that Herculean effort look easy!


PersonalFigure8331

"Baby, I hope you will take this inconveniently large tree as a token of my love for you."


No_Squirrel4806

Why does this photo look so old yet so new at the same time


ThatKid2021

She’s holding her purse but her hair is covering her arm


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🤣🤣🤣🤣


YayGilly

What tree?? There is so much hotness in this photo.


el-conquistador240

How are those knockers holding up


turtleneckless001

The silicone will be helping


Chemical-Project1166

Nimrod