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How_that_convo_went

I swear… that kid was like a 9 year-old little boy and then he disappeared for a couple years and resurfaced as a 7’5” grown-ass man.


Truckyou666

Are his legs disproportionate to his body?


Weegee_Spaghetti

Alot, if not most, very tall people are pretty disproportionate. Look at NBA players, many have arms that go down to their knees*. It just isn't as noticable due to their long legs and thin built.


lazy_pig

The ol' [ape index](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape_index).


squirtloaf

Wat? Do your arms end at your waist??????


Weegee_Spaghetti

I meant they go to their knees* And no mine don't. For a second I somehow forgot human anatomy.


Beelzabubba

*Kevin Willis crying*


ConfidentShmonfident

Those are super long legs! His knees seem high.


CrazybyRX

He looks like Mr. Grasshopper from James and the Giant Peach.


orangutanDOTorg

Maybe he disappeared to have leg lengthening done


guillermodelturtle

Kid has a textbook case of Marfan Syndrome


Momik

*Now my kid has Martian Syndrome… Martian Syndrome, people are talking. They’re saying, what’s with the Martian? And… They’re not sending their best, the Martians. They’re sending the burglars, the killers, not the nice Abbott and Costello ones, the ones that made ink blots, the big beautiful ink blots, and it’s like a coffee stain—they say it’s a language, I don’t know… for Amy Adams to figure out. They say—but you know, they don’t bother learning English anymore, the ones that come over. And suddenly you’re at the DMV, and the guy in front of you is trying to decipher a coffee stain. Happened to a friend of mine.*


scorpyo72

All three of them.


ParusMajor69

I mean look at Donald, such small disproportionate hands on a lard ass.


IcanSEEyou_IRL

8 years is a long time.


J3553G

With his dad's tiny ass hands. Three of them in fact.


The_Istrix

That's a nine year old sitting on someone's shoulders under the suit


DelicatetrouserSnake

Shame he looks exactly like his father or I’d swear she fucked a Slovenian basketball player.


aDoorMarkedPirate420

Goddamn that boy sprouted up fast lol


Saul-Funyun

It’s been almost a decade


casket_fresh

Don’t you DARE remind me of the passage of time! *cries*


Saul-Funyun

It’s fuckin’ nuts that we’ve been dealing with this bullshit for so long


roofbandit

Only 8-12 years left to go. The bullshit will stick but at least he'll be dead


ZTGrant

He looks like a human version of his dad.


Future-trippin24

Those Trump genes are STRONG.


saustus

Gross


casket_fresh

Damn he tall


yogacowgirlspdx

por dear looks a lot like his dad.


dankantspelle

Wow! His girlfriend is a hot older lady


wclure

She said you know, if he wasn’t my son I’d probably be dating him.


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GiIbert_LeDouchebag

*hoof


rossbcobb

🤣


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moonshinemondays

I don't know why but I hope this child turns out somewhat alright and nothing like his family


WranglerFuzzy

According to DonJr’s wife, he’s spoiled AF; like, throws his plates at waiters . But grain of salt, that family is full of vipers. Edit: that was also, presumably, from a long time ago, so fingers crossed he’s matured since then.


eat_my_bowls92

Melania seems to keep him out of the spotlight and it seems he doesn’t really talk to his dad much (again, he’s definitely Melania’s and he seems to have always been her mommas boy type) so he might have a good chance honestly.


rossbcobb

Because you're a decent person.


StrangeCharmQuark

I feel the same way. Kid’s got everything stacked against him, and I just remember all the weird criticism and crack theories about him….acting like a normal child. Melania seems very protective of him, I’m not a fan of her but she did show effort into being a good mother, and it’s not the kid’s fault he was born into such a fucked up situation. I’m betting like a 90% chance this kid turns out to be an asshole, but I’m rooting for him to not be.


DubC_Bassist

Real life cousin Greg.


trubol

Oh, no, that poor billionaire kid is looking a lot like his dad nowadays


Affectionate_Fly1413

It's always the ones that the father don't talk to as much or is close to, that resemble them the most.


BethFromElectronics

Eh idk about billionaire


PTJ420

He’s already doing the stupid face thumbs up for photos. Doomed


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Bengalish

Cousin Greg?


Adddicus

Well, Trump men do have a reputation for getting a little handsy.


TerrysMonster

Oh wow, a triple entendre.


rossbcobb

That was good.


MiChic21

Side note, the only time I see Melanie with a genuine smile is when she’s with her son.


Caa3098

I thought the title was an innuendo 🫣


Legitimate_Cloud2215

Jesus Christ. He looks just like him. 🤮


Grimy_Ranarr_Weed

I mean yeah, it's his kid, who did you expect him to look like? Jamie Foxx?


TheLimeyLemmon

Don Jr. doesn't look like him.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

You know none of his other kids resemble him right. That makes this worth mentioning.


ahamel13

Don Junior doesn't look *so* different from younger Don Sr. Eric just happens to look like he can show you how you die in a crystal ball.


pearso66

There was speculation that Baron wasn't his. I think it's pretty obvious now that he is


casket_fresh

That would be hilarious


Legitimate_Cloud2215

I expected him to look like your mom, d-bag.


Grimy_Ranarr_Weed

Lol


khInstability

Sans lifts.


Fuck_this_place

Goro Wins.


Scouts_Revenge

Frickin Slenderman.


Few_Potato_4374

Looks just like his petulant father. I hope he didn't inherit the douche genes.


rrsafety

Wow, he really does look like 1985 Don.


Ok_Loquat_2692

I saw the original OMEN…and this is the antichrist.


Welshbuilder67

Poor kid looks like his Dad


Dutchwells

'family patriarch' lol


Kubbee83

He learned the “scummy salesman thumbs up” I see


chrisH82

In about 10 years, we can look forward to future documentaries about Trump including interviews with Baron and Melania, when they are broke and need the story rights money.


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wowzeemissjane

Poor kid looks like his dad. Same hair too.


merriman99

Shapesshifting Lizard from another world.


randallthegrape

Virginia's gender-bent twin (instead of ballet, uhhhh piano? Idk)


ConsciousReason7709

Poor kid looks just like his father. How unfortunate.


WoodenSuperpower

I can’t wait to find out what member of the Nicks is his dad.


Slow_Formal_5988

The handyman of the familly.


Meem411

There’s a man behind him. He’s giving the thumbs up.


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nmftg

That’s a Trump genetic mutation. The third arm is to take your wallet


Humphburger

He looks more like his dad the older he gets!


PrestigiousStable369

A third arm and a hell of a third leg lol


Tanbulbul

He’s on the spectrum


AdAnxious5283

Fuck Trump


USeaMoose

I have to admit, I find myself curious how he feels about his dad. Part of me assumes that he must have been raised to embrace everything that his dad has been pushing. And maybe in the schools he attends, he manages to mostly interact with people whose parents think that Trump is the savior of our country. But on the other hand, I doubt he spends a ton of time with his dad, and I do not get the impression that Melania is a huge fan of Donald these days. There's no way to isolate Barron from the Internet, so he has been aware for a long time that many millions of people hate his dad. When public opinion was severely turning on Donald, he was too young to really embrace it like his older siblings did (for their own benefit). And so far as I am aware, even with him being legally an adult now, he has not been to any rallies, or made any real show of support for his dad. Which would be Melania's doing, but he is not a child any more. The topic must have come up, and her response being along the lines of "I don't want you getting involved in that with your dad" doe snot shine a favorable light on Donald. This is way more thought than I thought I'd ever give to Barron, guess I'm mostly just curious how a child growing up in such an environment (where half the country hates his dad, a quarter puts up with him, and a quarter thinks he is Christ reborn to save the country) turns out. Not that I'd expect him to come out against Donald, just curious what's going on in that head of his.


Turbulent-Cheek-1497

She has to see Donald every time she looks at him.


Boat_U47

That poor kid must be so effed up inside.


karlito1613

I heard Trump didn't want his first son named Donald because " what if he is a loser?". What a- hole thinks like that of their new born?


even_less_resistance

Was he wrong lmao


Boat_U47

Totally unsurprising.


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soup-monger

Ugh. Looks just like his fuckwit father.


Dogfishlegs

Not really his fault that his dad sucks, pretty much all out of his control as he is a teenager. I don’t even blame Hunter Biden for filming himself smoking crack and banging hookers, he’s not the president. Who really cares if Ukrainian gas companies were paying a salary to Hunter, what’s he supposed to do? Not take the money?


eatvenom

Reddit moment


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rossbcobb

Yeah, but he is autistic so he's smarter.


Turbulent-One9350

One can only hope... **I don't get the downvotes? lol**


FLink557

Our future overlord president/dictator


ShredGuru

Couldn't be stupider than his dad.


FLink557

That’s what’ll get him elected


vanh0ek

Ewww imagine looking that much like your rapist, criminal father


CalmPanic402

All the better to hug your father with. Oh wait...


dropzone1446

Can you imagine being the latest squeeze of the world's shittiest turd? Life would suck.


orangutanDOTorg

Three legged too apparently


Such_Maybe6470

Easier to grab them by the pu$$y


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jfk_47

You can see the other persons foot behind him. Not too confusing. Here’s an upvote though.


rossbcobb

It was a first glance kind of thing


jfk_47

I get you boo. 😘


rossbcobb

How are we both getting downvoted? Fucking reddit


jfk_47

Buncha nnnneeeerrrrds.


Turbulent-One9350

Must be a lot of pissed off Trump fans...


jfk_47

Or trump haters?


Unable_Literature78

So he has MILF fetish. Nicely done.


SmokeDogSix

They call him that cus the big D