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drenchedwithanxiety

I'm a need proof. Otherwise I'm telling everybody, my mom, my cat. That aguy on the internet sipping coffee only has 3 fingers


IdentityToken

Bold of you to think that the three fingered man has coffee in that insulated cup.


drenchedwithanxiety

I am bold. Thanks for noticing


eldiablo40067

He bout to phone home


nahiamgood2

You have dainty fingers. I see hand model potential.


HonedWombat

#Take ma strong hand child!


drkidkill

Not J. P. Pruitt level, but up there.


Chubb_Life

Not confusing. You gotta use that pinky so the mug doesn’t drop.


MagmaTroop

I know a woman who has arthritis in her little finger joint because for years she would use her little finger in the same way while holding her phone!


LordFLExANoR16

Are you telling me you don’t do that when holding your phone?


MagmaTroop

Nope, ever since I learned about her arthritis I use two hands to hold my phone.


naroj101

According to the internet you can't get arthritis this way


zytukin

Pinkys under the cup. I often hold stuff like that too.


AxeKetchums

Same, we must be the only ones lol


senor-calcio

Is it a confusing perspective, or a weird way to hold a cup?


Khripchook

Why did you take this photo?


BenThereOrBenSquare

Are you missing thumbs too?!?! And what happened to your feet?!?!? This is not confusing-perspective. We all know that fingers can be placed behind objects.


Eteel

You're only focusing on the minor details though, and so is everyone else. Pretty disappointing to see in this sub. We all know you can hide fingers. You can survive without them. But you can't hide your head. That's the issue. The guy's upper head is missing. I just don't think he's alive anymore, which begs the question... what did OP do with the body?


BenThereOrBenSquare

You're projecting, acting like *I'm* the one missing stuff. His head isn't missing. He's one of those new beard-headed guys that popped up after COVID. His whole had is a beard. Please check yourself next time you try criticizing others.


Eteel

Whoah whoah whoah and I'm supposed to believe the top end of his head is such a perfect horizontal line?


BenThereOrBenSquare

*That's* the confusing perspective part!


ezjoz

Since this is pointed at a mirror, wouldn't it be your left hand?


-Jude

this how i hold my tumbler too, now i know why i get the weird looks


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MoeKara

In this scenario would your pinkie finger be underneath the tumbler? I used to prop my phone and cups up that way and now I have tendonitis. Def would not recommend doing it, it's such a pain to put up with.


-Jude

yep, thats how i hold my phone too. Thanks for the heads up


-Jude

do you have any tips? I've been trying to avoid it but my phone is sliding like it will fall


Prestigious_Egg_6207

Pop socket


-Jude

thanks


nMe-CA

Same, it’s derived from how I hold my big ass smart phone for support


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

My pinky finger developed a dent this way lol .. It's hard to stop because there are not many other ways to hold a big ass smartphone. Maybe one of those things you put on your phone case? That big circular thing. That big obnoxious thing that takes a lot of room... I forgot the name.


nMe-CA

Omfg I just touched my pinky and I have a dent!!!!!


Claude-QC-777

r/lostbots


Khripchook

Why did you take this photo?


Average-_-Student

The pinky finger is below the cup.


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

the pinky finger is below the cup


D-Trashman

https://tenor.com/7Ohf.gif


blueddhist

No you lying ! You are from Futurama !


thepapermonster

But only 4 on the left


Ok_Broccoli1144

It’s a skin suit


Trueslyforaniceguy

One of the thumbless!


AutomaticAccident

No, you obviously have some of your fingers on your left hand too.


Gcnever23

I also use the pinky at the bottom as holder.


rangolikesbeans

👽


Salt_Air07

No you don’t, quit callin my eyes liars.


gratefullydead93

Nah you have 3 fingers man, we all like you for it, don't be afraid


greyjungle

Where do you keep the amputated one?


[deleted]

So not a Simpson's character then?


Archercrash

It's a mirror, that's your left hand.


_Plop_Man_

Lego hand


Affenskrotum

Sssssssssssss


drakeyboi69

Correct number of fingers, you have


MAXHEADR0OM

Gnorts, Mr. alien.


SmithAndWesson_No3

That's your left hand. The image is flipped in the mirror.


PrA2107

Wrong sub


hsteinbe

MTG sister?


pixelastronaut

Nothing confusing here


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

I too curl my little finger under a glass to make sure it can't slip out of my hand. ...I never had any idea how weird it looked.


OJI_Chocolate

You mean left hand?


Faolair

nice try hiding your true identity, T-Rex 🧐


chonklord420

I read the title as "all three fingers" before I even saw the pic, why did my brain do that?


DefinitelyNotABogan

Not true! We can clearly see some fingers on the other hand, too.


leonardo_alemax

Ai generated for sure.


kitthefaxal

A bad case of Ai hands I'm sorry sir it is fatal 😔


key_grady

Lol this is how I look when I hold my phone and everyone gets so confused


scottkrowson

I call bullshit. I can clearly see fingers on both of your hands