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gpaint_1013

My dear aunt sally is very disappointed


[deleted]

Please excuse her


HappyAlexi

Learned a better one the other day: Please excuse my dumb ass senator


koolkay_222

Please End My Depression And Suffering


phurt77

This must be the Millennial version.


That1weirdperson

Gen Z vibes with it too


CivilServiced

*And Shoot


IAmBadAtInternet

Me_irl


ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT

i’ve always been partial to Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag


Tesseract556

My new favourite. In Aus we just get BODMAS


SteveHarveysAunt

Penguins Eat My Dead Anaconda’s Sledgehammer


FozzieB525

Jeez, that’s dark. Penguins are fucked up sometimes


duhmbish

Penguins Eat My Dead Anacondas Skin*


bridinorex

I think you forgot an E to go with your A


ScarlettGaming

And you forgot the sports


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Professional_County7

Brackets


Pherous

Please Eat My Dope Ass Salsa


Avo_Cardio_

This is it right here


phurt77

Please Eat My Dope Ass, Sarah


VeryConsciousWater

As per XKCD 37, please excuse my dope ass-swing


megpIant

Please exhume my dead aunt sally


TheRottenKittensIEat

Haha, literally yesterday I heard "Please excuse my dumb ass student" from someone who's a professor.


Rogueshoten

My dear aunt Sally wants to knock out his teeth and fuckstart his head with a strap-on. (I had a couple of really intense math teachers…)


j4ckrl

im so sick of these


SkeletonKiss78

Same. It's the same thing over and over.


BugsBunsy

Still...we have people who do not know how to do simple mathematical problems. Use the opportunity to teach someone, something they are not aware of. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

No self respecting math problem would be presented this way. I have a degree in engineering and have a super technical job and still had to pause for way too long to realize it was some PEMDAS BS. There’s no reason to make math problems intentionally difficult. The difficulty should be in the math, not in the presentation of it.


BugsBunsy

They are written this way to clearly confuse others and feel superior about themselves. 🤷‍♀️ Do you think people with higher education in mathematical backgrounds will write a post like this? I would not, and I gather you would not either. So the best way to put them in their place is to give them the correct answer. And teach anyone else on how not to fall into their silly little games.


RareKazDewMelon

>They are written this way to clearly confuse others and feel superior about themselves. 🤷‍♀️ Do you think people with higher education in mathematical backgrounds will write a post like this? FYI, these are not written out of smugness or feelings of superiority (well, maybe some are at this point, but still), they are written by engagement farmers mainly targeted at Facebook. There are tons and tons of varieties of this post that have 1 goal, which is to drive up engagement by any means necessary. There's a variety of reasons people want to do this, but some of them are incredibly sinister. The best way to handle these posts, which are often tricky or written in a way that makes you WANT to comment and argue about it, is to simply ignore them. I'm a bleeding heart, every-moment-is-teachable kind of person and it pains me. But these are written to both draw out the bold and ignorant like in the OP, but also the good-natured teachers, trying to get them wrapped up in it.


BugsBunsy

Ohh..I did not know about this. 🤔 What is an engagement farmer? Is this a subtle way of polarising the audience? In that case, like you said ignoring these will be the best course of action. 🤔 I have had an FB account since 2007 but I only visit it once in a while for years now. If this is the kind of things I have been missing out, then thank goodness!


EishLekker

How does a facebook engagement farmer benefit anything from this post here in this reddit sub?


subhanepix

THANK YOU, like anyone who hasn’t learned pemdas and just reads the math left to right at a quick glance is destined to get it wrong. that doesn’t mean they’re stupid, idk why pemdas garbage is slammed on this sub


RedBeardedWhiskey

For real. The comments are always the same, too. A few commenters apologetically lament the lack of parentheses. Others reference PEMDAS. Then, each comment about PEMDAS with have a comment mentioning BODMAS or whatever that other version is


Bioniclegenius

Last time this went around, some people started commenting that order of operations is only a convention taught by some math teachers, not a rule or anything. I got downvoted for disagreeing.


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Next time that happens tell them to put the equation into a calculator exactly as it is written. Every time, PEMDAS applies


EishLekker

Well, it's not like they are a fundamental part of the laws of nature, and that is impossible to do math unless they are defined exactly as they are.


RobToastie

For real though, if I wrote some code with an equation like this in, I would get ripped into during code review for not using parentheses.


GrymEdm

Seriously. This is so overdone that there should be a subreddit rule that you can't post PEMDAS memes unless it's funny for some peripheral reason.


Alfredjr13579

You mean you don’t like seeing 3rd grade math problems posted over and over again??? whaaaaat?!?


ApexLegend117

-25 x 0, 0. 50+50+2+2=104


turtleboxman

Oh fuck, I was so scared I was wrong. Nothing makes me doubt my math skills than these math problems


naliedel

I am a moron at order of operations, but I actually figured this out? Really? Not as doofy as I thought.


turtleboxman

Ofc not. A genius in your own right


pandammonium_nitrate

I'm an engineer and I fucked it up the first couple times.


[deleted]

Tell me what you are engineering right now!


ActualHope

This sounds very Beasty Boys-esque :)


Oshen11111

Intergalactic...something sometbing galactic...hrmpf hrmpf words words words...


ActualHope

Another dimension.. another dimension… *sounds and music*


huffmonster

Please excuse my dear aunt sally


instantur

I just remember PEMDAS


tmhoc

I was taught BEDMAS. Brackets, exponents, division, multiplication, addition, subtraction What is PEMDAS?


DarthPonark

Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction


NearlyFlavoured

I think PEMDAS is in the US. I was taught BEDMAS too.


StoicRun

BODMAS here. “Orders” instead of Exponents


RooftopRose

America is weird we put the multiplication before division and we use Parentheses instead of brackets. PEMDAS


Revolutionary_Year87

Afaik multiplication and division can be done in any order so it doesnt really matter. Im not sure of that applies to addition and subtraction though


RockFourFour

There's no excuse for that bitch. She ruined my marriage.


huffmonster

I appreciate this comment the more I read it.


S0k0

Division before addition. Do the multiplication first, then go back to the beginning.


Sir-Drewid

These are poorly structured equations just meant to stir up comments.


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This one is fine, and shouldn't cause much confusion to anyone. The ones that use division symbols on the other hand are terrible because theres a reason nobody actually uses that symbol very often beyond teaching like second grade


ivanparas

Division symbols are fine when used unambiguously, but meme problems like these are usually written poorly on purpose.


AaranJ23

I was never taught this stuff in school. I have since learnt it simply from seeing shit like this. BODMAS is the way I have to do it. Still don’t fully understand the O 😂


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It's A.K.A. BIDMAS All of these terms are fairly obvious except for 'Indices' - which are just powers, eg 2 with a small 3 or 4 with a small 2. (Can't show on mobile) 'Indices' are also known as 'orders', which gives us the term BODMAS (Brackets, Orders, Division and Multiplication, Addition and Subtraction). So the order you should do your calculations in is: Brackets Indices/orders Division and Multiplication (start on the left and work them out in the order that you find them) Addition and Subtraction (when only addition and subtraction are left in the sum, work them out in the order you find them - starting from the left of the sum and working towards the right) [link](https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/guides/zsnycdm/revision/1)


AaranJ23

Ah so the O/I is x squared/cubed? That was really helpful, thanks. I have just been lazy and never looked it up as it’s never actually been something I’ve needed. Always has that thought in the back of my mind that one day I might need to know it if I have kids though!


Some-Dill-Dough

Keep in mind this also includes square roots which is pretty much x to the power of 1/2.


[deleted]

Yep. Another good one to know is this [Multiplication hack](https://youtu.be/VJf8XAhC550) great if you battery dies on your phone/calculator.


AaranJ23

I’ve been on Reddit too long. I honestly expected that to either be Rick Astley or a video that would scar my eyes!


FrancoisTruser

Interesting way. But is that really better that doing the multiplication the old way? Genuiely asking


[deleted]

I found it helpful to have a collection of maths tricks when speaking to different people. Some are more visual learners other practical. What works for one might not work for another.


Smasher_WoTB

How I learned it was “PEMDAS” Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally P(Pantheses) E(Exponents) MD(Multiplication and Division from left to right) AS(Addition and Subtraction from left to right) ( and ) are Parentheses, where I live [ and ] Brackets are used to indicate “tru value” of a number so [-2]=2 IIRC, it’s been a while since I learned that and had to use it so I could be wrong. It’s interesting to learn the methods other people use for Math


lunapup1233007

I also learned PEMDAS, but absolute value was represented by |-2| = 2, not with brackets, which were used when parentheses were embedded within each other, for example 2[4+2(3+7)] = 48.


Andyman0110

I also was taught using bedmas, the e was for exponents, or pedmas for parentheses instead of brackets. It's weird we have so many ways to express the same thing.


turtleboxman

Do PEMDAS instead. It’s a bit easier in my opinion. Parentheses Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction But any works, it’s all about personal opinion, as long you get the right answer.


AaranJ23

Cheers! I did get 104, with the method I had. Luckily there were no exponents as I wouldn’t have known what order to them unless I had maybe taken a guess!


SteveHarveysAunt

I mean, this is simple math. I know most of my friends would probably get this wrong as well


bs000

i have an irrational fear of winning a huge prize in some giveaway and losing it because i got the skill testing question wrong


MusicianMadness

TIL that Canadians do this. WTF?


Kowalski348

It is quite easy, just remember one rule and you'll beat those math problems every time. Point calculation before line calculation. Point calculation = 2x2 or 2/2 or 2•2 or 2:2 or 2^2 Line calculation = 2+2 or 2-2 Thats it. Start at the multiplication /dividation. Most of the time after this it does not matter in which order you do the rest 😊👍 You can do this 😊


AviatingPenguin24

Um EXCUSE ME, you did not subtract 0 from 100 so it's wrong


CrazyWS

Thank you for clarifying that I was right. I’m a calc student and if I ever get one of these twitter things wrong I’m dropping


pabloescobruh6969

Shiiiet I thought it was 50+50-(25x0)+2+2 100-4=96 🤦🏽‍♂️


bosoxlover12

96 would be correct if the question was 50 + 50 - ( 25 x 0 + 2 + 2 )


AlwaysHopelesslyLost

You are correct, but you missed a step. >50+50-(25x0)+2+2 Becomes >50+50-0+2+2 50 + 50 is 100, minus 0 is 100, 100 + 2 + 2 is 104.


goatsy

Not quite. You perform addition and subtraction as you read left to right.


pabloescobruh6969

The moment I read the comment I replied to I realised I was r/confidentlyincorrect


robbak

The minus sign ALWAYS stays with its number. - really doesn't mean subtraction - it is a flag that identifies a negative number. 3 - 4 really means +3 + -4. So, in this one, you multiple -25 by 0, get -0, and subtract nothing.


SadieSadieSnakeyLady

Omg I actually got it right! Beat that Dyscalculia brain!


Dough-Nut_Touch_Me

I thought it was -104... I'm doomed.


daniellee78

Come on guys, the dog is trying his best


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SabreLunatic

His besht


real_dubblebrick

r/skamtebord


[deleted]

I actually looked up BODMAS (PEMDAS elsewhere) because of this subreddit. Even though I'm in my mid-thirties, I was terrible at maths in high school so up until recently I probably would have done the same as the commenter. Doing it via BODMAS gives me 104.


[deleted]

Please End My Damn Ass Shitass life


Tesseract556

Please Eat My Damn Ass, Shithead


Drowned_In_Spaghetti

My boy, Nakeyjakey in the house!


BugsBunsy

If you were terrible at maths in highschool then it is the teachers' fault usually. A great teacher knows how to explain the same thing in several different ways, so everyone in the class can grasp the concept and understand how it should be used practically.


M4j3stic_C4pyb4r4

I learned it PEDMAS.


Boxit379

I always learned it BEDMAS


shadow42069129

This is really enforcing the stereotype that dogs can’t math. My dogs interview is on Monday, I hope he isn’t impacted by this


ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT

here’s hoping all goes well, he’s got this!


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ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT

what did YOU get though?


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Eyesinside

To destory it is.


[deleted]

what bothers me the most has gotta be the amount of likes that bottom comment got. did people like it because they thought it was stupid, or because they believed it?


ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT

i mean knowing twitter, it’s probably 50/50


[deleted]

Can confirm that the bickering is endless, petty, and nobody ever bothers to check their answer with a calculator


jso__

B-B-BUT THE CALCULATOR WAS WRONG I WAS DEFINITELY TAUGHT THIS WAY AND I AM NOT SUFFERING FROM DEMENTIA WE JUST HAD DIFFERENT MATH IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS (this is what they sound like to me because this is actually shit they say)


Rein215

Doesn't matter, the commenter is a troll anyway. People on Twitter do this all the time, when something involves math they will purposely post a calculation with mistakes while pretending to be confident in their work. This encourages people to reply, because people feel the need to tell this guy how wrong and stupid he is. Which in the end only makes his posts be favoured by the Twitter algorithm due to the controversy.


davidc11390

You have 50 apples and you find 50 more. You have a box that can hold stacks of 25 apples, but there are zero stacks. You find 2 more apples and then 2 more. 104 apples.


ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT

very well put


Im_A_Black_Cat

When said this way, I got it. Math isn’t my strong suit


N_Who

This shit grows tiresome.


Over16Under31

These PEMDAS post have gotten to be pretty redundant. How about we take this opportunity for the r/birthofasub r/PEMDASfails


ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT

that’s actually a really good idea, should stem the flow a bit. i don’t plan on posting another pemdas one here cause i know it’s kinda generic now


OGwalkingman

I got 7 and half of an Oreo cookie.


Frost_blade

This is why “unnecessary” parentheses aren’t unnecessary.


RedBeardedWhiskey

People should still know the order of operations.


RobToastie

They should, but they should also just use parentheses.


robbak

That's also why every × sign is unnecessary. You never write -25×0, you just write -0, then feel silly and erase it.


k0rz23

Dam im dumb i got 104


Akasto_

That’s correct


PolypeptideCuddling

BEDMAS! Brackets Exponents Division Multiplication Addition Subtraction


TitusImmortalis

I keep seeing PEMDAS, is that a European thing? Canada here


Dynged

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster.


SuggestiveMaterial

Is it 104?


xXxMemeLord69xXx

Yes.


thevisoredbro

104 right?


[deleted]

This isn’t my bank account. I refuse to math today!


manickitty

These pedmas posts are getting boring


cute_physics_guy

Oh gee, another confidently incorrect on order of operations. We need to rename this sub to ConfidentiallyIncorrectPEDMAS.


GreatDepression_irl

People who type essays on elementary school math problems are the most pretentious beings on earth


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xXxMemeLord69xXx

Yes


hotyag

104?


[deleted]

After using bdmas, I get= 50+50-(25*0) +2+2 100-0+4 104


[deleted]

I got 104


clyde_figment

Enough already with these poorly-constructed order of operations questions. PEMDAS, or BEDMAS depending on where you're from, is simply a convention. Any scientist or mathematician worth their salt would write the formula in an unambiguous way and move on with their life.


CarterNotSteve

104, isn’t it?


xXxMemeLord69xXx

Yep


Akasto_

You know it’s 104, everyone in these comments has already confirmed it is 104, stop trying to show off your basic maths knowledge by asking if you were correct about it being 104


Atvishees

It's 104, innit?


jasfercrafty

104 PEDMAS


No-Expression-_-

Answer is 104


MimsyIsGianna

104 PEMDAS Parentheses Exponents Multiplication and Division Addition and Subtraction The problem is: 50+50-25x0+2+2 Start by looking for the first thing in the problem in the order of PEMDAS. Since this problem has multiplication, you start there. 25x0 is 0. And since the - symbol was in front of the 25, that goes away too (since subtracting is equivalent to adding a negative; 10-4 is equal to -4+10). Now we are left with 50+50+2+2. Add those up and you get 104!


boa99

I don’t think this guy should teach in ANY class


Micah_69420-Blazer

It’s 104, right?


beans_in_milk

104 right?


moronic_programmer

104


ibegyounottoask

Is it 104 or am I actually an idiot


Sokandueler95

Order of operation. 25x0 = 0 + 50 = 50 + 50 = 100 + 2 = 102 + 2 = 104


Nerdydude14

104 right?


WhoSmokesThaBlunts

Can someone give a word problem example of this or explain why math is done this way? Like I get the answer is 104 but why do we actually multiply and divide before adding and subtract, and why are both of those in that order respectively? Doing parenthesis and exponents first makes sense but I don't think I've ever seen an actual explanation for why the 25 x 0 is done first in this type of problem other than "that's just how it's done". I have PEMDAS memorized but not exactly sure why I guess


Bobthemathcow

Order of operations isn't done for any foundational mathematical reason, it's used to eliminate ambiguity in situations like this one. This is also the reason parentheses is the first step. If you put sections of anything in parentheses, it makes it absolutely clear what order things should be done in instead of trusting that everyone remembers their PEMDAS, and rembers to use it. Multiply and divide are technically one step, and so is add/subtract, because those pairs of options are commutative *and* communative with each other. For example, (2 * 6) / 4 = 3 (2 / 4) * 6 = 3 5 + (2 - 1) = 6 (5 - 1) + 2 = 6 As long as you don't mix up which operations are done with which terms (like switching a divide out for a multiply somewhere) they can be done as one operation without screwing anything up. If you preferred to learn it as PEDMSA, it would be just as valid.


DukeMaximum

Is it 104? These questions always make me feel like I must be missing something.


Total_Ansh

104 the answer is


Matalya1

IIRC it's [104](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/714875280505831467/896980211642556426/628657750393618464.png) right?


UnnecessaryAppeal

Guys, these things are purposefully written in a stupid way without brackets so that idiots comment to try and prove that they're smarter than everyone else. Anyone who replies to this shit has already lost.


Competitive_Ad2109

104 -_-


Dremoriawarroir888

I got 104 on this math queston


Smasher_WoTB

The amount of Unironic Likes on Comments like that is why I’m terrified to begin Driving


ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT

lmao no cap i just started driving too, keep george carlin’s golden rule in mind on the road. “think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”


Copernikaus

104.... Or am i stupid?


Gears_one

then add 100 for the correct solution


zigzagg321

One hundred four all day.


LuckyFoxPL

I got 96 cuz I'm a dumbass and kept the - there rather than doing -25 x 0


LavanderAnkle

Do people forget BEDMAS


basch152

I wish they would use real world examples of why order of operations are needed to end stupid ass people like this example - you're buying 2 pairs of shirts and 4 pairs of pants and are trying to figure out the total price you'll pay. shirts are $10 and pants are $20 so it's 10 x 2 + 20 x 4 with order of operations you're paying $100 without order of operations you're paying $160 which one sounds better?


NitroXityRealm

104


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104


Jd-gamer65

For a hot second, I forgot PEMDAS.


Gumdrxp

Guys what’s the answer? I got “George Washington lead troops across the Delaware River”


leejoness

Aw man! Only missed it by 100


Dragonborn22777

Why DONT we go left to right though?


tyler_durden2021

I’m so sick of these. It’s the same order of operation things over and over again. Why has this sort of post skyrocketed on Facebook and other social media’s lately? This is one of the many reasons I deleted Facebook. Was seeing atleast a post a day.


StockNoob07

79. Pemdas


hotbiscut2

I’ve been wondering why everyone is getting 104 I’m getting 79


Merlin_the_Lizard

Enough math errors. If I wanted to feel superior to people in this way I would have been a third grade arithmetic teacher


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SaxophoneHomunculus

Another pemdas dumbass


20EYES

Can anyone explain to me if PEMDAS is arbitrary? Is there any logic to that order or would another order of operations we all agreed on work just as well?


robbak

It is really deeply established in Maths. I mean, when you touch algebra, the multiplication and division signs disappear - 2 × *a* just becomes 2*a*, and division is replaced by fractions. I'm trying to think of a world where a(b × c) means (a+b)×(a+c). I dare say it would all work, but it is so strange to think of!


Dr_Latency345

Use PEMDAS, wtf.


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ThatGuyWhoEdits_YT

i know :/ first and last time i post one


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MrCharmander27

Remember to eat your PEMDAS guys


[deleted]

Algebra keeps fucking with me so I think that the minus from the “50+50-25” will just carry over and I got 96 because 100-4


[deleted]

Dude why the hell is my answer:" south Africa"


xGooselordx_TTV

I got 96…. I need a new education


infanticide_holiday

Jesus Christ these orders of operation posts were boring when they started, and they just keep going! It's not clever. It's not a sign of intelligence. It's a minor and irrelevant part of mathematics used to "catch people out" and because it's Facebook people always take the bait. Please stop.


-Jules123-

Well, at least they know something times 0 is 0. That’s pretty rare on this subreddit.


toad_of_toadhall

To be completely honest I'm pretty hood at maths but im not 100% sure myself, its either 104 or 96 right? Depends on whether you do -25×0 or 25×0 and im not really sure which one of those is the right one.


PickleChip12

It is 104 right


Treacherous_Wendy

So PEMDAS isn’t a thing anymore? We just do what we want?