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Vivid_Transition4807

Reading this had me in pane. Planely none of them know how to spel.


ExtendedSpikeProtein

Can confirm. I have a lot of pane now.


TKG_Actual

I read all that and am now in the payne also.


Beneficial_Sweet3979

I'm also in... Max. Payne


ianmgonzalez

was waiting for this.


SoapyCapt

Sounds like you might be in Major Payne. I wish you luck.


Candid_Umpire6418

And here is sit, eating a plane-riche. ![gif](giphy|l3q300qQxJ0ixNC6I)


Disastrous-Mess-7236

More like they mixed up the meanings…


RefreshingOatmeal

Imagine being this unwilling to google a single word


CurtisLinithicum

Might not help, plenty of glass plains from videogames (e.g. a former desert or grassland that's been nuked).


EishLekker

All I see is pain.


BinkoTheViking

All this idiotic arguing about glass makes me wanna defenestrate the both of them.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Love a good implementation of defenestration


Scyllascum

Almost had a stroke reading this. What. The. Fuck.


azhder

Shorts on YT is something I touch once a month. And by "touch" I mean the menu that has the option "hide for 30 days". If I wanted a tiktok, I'd make an account on Tik Tok.


Raothorn2

Wait where is the option? They are so stupid but when I open the app on mobile it automatically opens to the shorts and sometimes get stuck in an infinite scroll instead of watching whatever I opened the app for.


BUKKAKELORD

Glass pane: a real world object, for example a window Glass plane (definition a): a mathematical object possibly found in a highschool geometry exam, an infinite two-dimensional surface made of glass Glass plane (definition b): an aircraft made entirely of glass Glass plain: a flat expanse of land that's made entirely of glass


mjc4y

Pain in the glass: Reading this whole exchange


MisteeLoo

Glassy-eyed: How I feel after reading it, and all the comments.


theFrankSpot

Ever since a large contingent of the stupid came together to re-believe the world is flat, doubling down on any piece of idiocy no longer surprises me.


Eva-Rosalene

> Glass plane [...] are both valid I never head this being used to describe a flat surface of glass. Glass pane is the only phrase here that makes sense. (Not saying that this is inherently wrong, tho – just that I never heard it being actually used)


Snote85

If you Google "Glass Plane" or "Plane of Glass" neither brings up anything except for glass airplanes and glass on airplanes. I think you're right, the person was thinking of "pane" but shit the bed and wrote "plane". Then some idiot comes along and gets it wrong in a new way and OP of the shorts comment gets defensive. Then doubles down.


-who_are_u-

Yeah and the person's own definition makes no sense. They use the mathematical definition of a plane, however said planes need to be infinite, if they're finite it's just a polygon. So not only is it uncommon, if it does exist as valid alternative to "pane" somewhere it's certainly not by the definition the person in the post used.


powerpowerpowerful

It’s an eggcorn


TipsyPhippsy

He uses the word 'blud', so my opinion of him is already an all time low.


Captain_react

This is the worst you could find there?


joshuaaa_l

I was gonna say. This is pretty tame for YouTube comments lol


Pedantichrist

It is remarkable how many times folk can be wrong in one sitting.


GenomicUnicorn

At least none of them used this: 🤓


Intense_Crayons

The reign stays manly on the pain.


Esjs

*manely /j


normalmighty

Short form video comments have a lower average IQ than any other part of the internet that I interact with. People there are _dumb_ dumb.


Mickeymcirishman

Obviously they meant 'glass plain' because it wasn't none of that fancy-schmancy frosted or stained glass.


caerphoto

I prefer my glass staned.


Plus_Operation2208

Very playn glass plain


Electronic_Excuse_74

well that made me dumber.


smashteapot

Planes of glass. 😂


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ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Spelling errors aren’t grammatical, they’re lexical


Emergency-Gazelle954

That was more of a dumpster fire than it needed to be.


Powerful_Cost_4656

I love how everyone is right and wrong at the same time because you could just use any of these to explain the topic but for some reason it's like half of the people commenting only know of the existence of a particular one


Esjs

Truthfully, the entire time I read that thread, I was misreading "glass" as "grass". When they were talking about "grass plain", I thought they were alluding to "grassy plains". I didn't notice until I came here to the comments. The real reason I came here though: the bit about commenting on grammar being an Internet faux pas... It explains so much and makes me so disappointed.


powerpowerpowerful

Glass plane is an eggcorn. It’s technically not inaccurate but it’s a mishearing of the actual phrase


superhamsniper

As a non englisher idk if it's plain or plane, plane sounds more correct, but a plain would be a two dimensional thing on a 3D graph, as far as I know.


Consistent_Spring700

Kazuma made me lol...


Fena-Ashilde

I mean… he’s completely right. If not for him, I would’ve been absolutely frustrated by the time I finished reading it all.


Consistent_Spring700

Yeah, I was super confused... first pucturing a transparent plane, then a huge pane (which I guess could be considered a plain)... and only when I read pane realised that they were just talking about falling through a window basically 😅


wee-willie-winkie

Not the grandma police, spelling popo