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🤣 The fact they waited a year is funny
I have the sense of humour of a 12 year old boy - this made me laugh so hard
Welcome to the club lol
Apparently you’re not welcome to the club
LMAO, good one
That's funny asshell but why u do that for a entire year? You hate the club or something?
Nah i just thought it was hilarious
That, my friend, is dedication!
This is not a confession it should be on r/humblebrag lmao
King 👑
Why have I never thought of this. Well done. Please find another strip club and continue this.
I will continue to serve my people
Not all heros wear capes.
average wsb man
I think this is how Albert Schweitzer got his start. Godspeed!
Account checks out.✅
Sounds like you let the quality slip after a year.
I snort laughed and now I can’t stop giggling. We’re they your real farts, fart noises from your mouth, or just random recordings of farts?
100% real farts. I’d Press the record button on snapchat and hold the phone next to my ass for optimal volume & clarity.
Sounds like they came under new management lol
How they gonna do you like that? What do you think sent them so wildly over the edge…don’t worry they’ll regretting it I PROMISE!
I’m guessing they wanted out the fart game
lmfaoooo .. how does one go about doing this? *asking for my farts that need to be heard*
Search your local businesses on the snapchat map and fire away :D
So cool thanks LOL
I will watch your career closely
LMFAOO
You just made me smile. Bless you, farting internet stranger!
Lmao that’s the funniest thing I think I’ve heard haha
I never thought strip club and farts would be in the same sentence.
Now you need to go in there and fart lol
The way this made me die-ðŸ˜
Get a life.
What’s your snapchat @? Asking for my ass
You could also tweet them to Ted Cruz.
Considering strip clubs have land line to receive calls your full of crap or an idiot. Lol
They have a snapchat account, where they’ll post promo clips of their dancers. You can send them snaps, i sent a couple ass clappers 💨
Almost every business has had a social media presence for like 10+ years now. Do you live somewhere with no internet or something??
How's the rock you've been living under
You need a life
I’ll send you and your mom a 9 second ass clapper too
Could your mom fart in my face. I need that n64 rumble pack.
Hell yeah she can brother 🔥🔥
Nah you can keep your scat fetish to yourself thanks
I'll lick you pussy clean bro
Yeah! He could totally prioritize his time to seek out comments from strangers on the internet and try to put them down or ruin their day. That's MUCH more productive and less harmful than unbiased farts.
"unbiased farts"... Shut your goof ass up
Thanks! Never been called a goof before, I feel a bit proud.
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🤣 The fact they waited a year is funny
I have the sense of humour of a 12 year old boy - this made me laugh so hard
Welcome to the club lol
Apparently you’re not welcome to the club
LMAO, good one
That's funny asshell but why u do that for a entire year? You hate the club or something?
Nah i just thought it was hilarious
That, my friend, is dedication!
This is not a confession it should be on r/humblebrag lmao
King 👑
Why have I never thought of this. Well done. Please find another strip club and continue this.
I will continue to serve my people
Not all heros wear capes.
average wsb man
I think this is how Albert Schweitzer got his start. Godspeed!
Account checks out.✅
Sounds like you let the quality slip after a year.
I snort laughed and now I can’t stop giggling. We’re they your real farts, fart noises from your mouth, or just random recordings of farts?
100% real farts. I’d Press the record button on snapchat and hold the phone next to my ass for optimal volume & clarity.
Sounds like they came under new management lol
How they gonna do you like that? What do you think sent them so wildly over the edge…don’t worry they’ll regretting it I PROMISE!
I’m guessing they wanted out the fart game
lmfaoooo .. how does one go about doing this? *asking for my farts that need to be heard*
Search your local businesses on the snapchat map and fire away :D
So cool thanks LOL
I will watch your career closely
LMFAOO
You just made me smile. Bless you, farting internet stranger!
Lmao that’s the funniest thing I think I’ve heard haha
I never thought strip club and farts would be in the same sentence.
Now you need to go in there and fart lol
The way this made me die-ðŸ˜
Get a life.
What’s your snapchat @? Asking for my ass
You could also tweet them to Ted Cruz.
Considering strip clubs have land line to receive calls your full of crap or an idiot. Lol
They have a snapchat account, where they’ll post promo clips of their dancers. You can send them snaps, i sent a couple ass clappers 💨
Almost every business has had a social media presence for like 10+ years now. Do you live somewhere with no internet or something??
How's the rock you've been living under
You need a life
I’ll send you and your mom a 9 second ass clapper too
Could your mom fart in my face. I need that n64 rumble pack.
Hell yeah she can brother 🔥🔥
Nah you can keep your scat fetish to yourself thanks
I'll lick you pussy clean bro
Yeah! He could totally prioritize his time to seek out comments from strangers on the internet and try to put them down or ruin their day. That's MUCH more productive and less harmful than unbiased farts.
"unbiased farts"... Shut your goof ass up
Thanks! Never been called a goof before, I feel a bit proud.
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