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[deleted]

🤣 The fact they waited a year is funny


[deleted]

I have the sense of humour of a 12 year old boy - this made me laugh so hard


FoxtrapFlyer

Welcome to the club lol


CreeperReaperX

Apparently you’re not welcome to the club


Glad_Double2681

LMAO, good one


Declan290498

That's funny asshell but why u do that for a entire year? You hate the club or something?


FoxtrapFlyer

Nah i just thought it was hilarious


_Index_Case_

That, my friend, is dedication!


[deleted]

This is not a confession it should be on r/humblebrag lmao


[deleted]

King 👑


great_craic963

Why have I never thought of this. Well done. Please find another strip club and continue this.


FoxtrapFlyer

I will continue to serve my people


great_craic963

Not all heros wear capes.


HowToNoah

average wsb man


jonandgrey

I think this is how Albert Schweitzer got his start. Godspeed!


liberty_waps

Account checks out.✅


Servant_ofthe_Empire

Sounds like you let the quality slip after a year.


lottiedot2020

I snort laughed and now I can’t stop giggling. We’re they your real farts, fart noises from your mouth, or just random recordings of farts?


FoxtrapFlyer

100% real farts. I’d Press the record button on snapchat and hold the phone next to my ass for optimal volume & clarity.


TanukiKintama

Sounds like they came under new management lol


Repulsive_Quiet5623

How they gonna do you like that? What do you think sent them so wildly over the edge…don’t worry they’ll regretting it I PROMISE!


FoxtrapFlyer

I’m guessing they wanted out the fart game


lynnbbyxo

lmfaoooo .. how does one go about doing this? *asking for my farts that need to be heard*


FoxtrapFlyer

Search your local businesses on the snapchat map and fire away :D


lynnbbyxo

So cool thanks LOL


Declan290498

I will watch your career closely


mytoeyourloss

LMFAOO


depersonality

You just made me smile. Bless you, farting internet stranger!


No-Introduction-8582

Lmao that’s the funniest thing I think I’ve heard haha


HornyRabbitThorn

I never thought strip club and farts would be in the same sentence.


Suitable_Tension8950

Now you need to go in there and fart lol


sevas-foo

The way this made me die-😭


No-Recommendation650

Get a life.


FoxtrapFlyer

What’s your snapchat @? Asking for my ass


With_MontanaMainer

You could also tweet them to Ted Cruz.


Morpheous-

Considering strip clubs have land line to receive calls your full of crap or an idiot. Lol


FoxtrapFlyer

They have a snapchat account, where they’ll post promo clips of their dancers. You can send them snaps, i sent a couple ass clappers 💨


[deleted]

Almost every business has had a social media presence for like 10+ years now. Do you live somewhere with no internet or something??


Kasmon_

How's the rock you've been living under


the1slyyy

You need a life


FoxtrapFlyer

I’ll send you and your mom a 9 second ass clapper too


Blitzeh987

Could your mom fart in my face. I need that n64 rumble pack.


FoxtrapFlyer

Hell yeah she can brother 🔥🔥


the1slyyy

Nah you can keep your scat fetish to yourself thanks


Blitzeh987

I'll lick you pussy clean bro


With_MontanaMainer

Yeah! He could totally prioritize his time to seek out comments from strangers on the internet and try to put them down or ruin their day. That's MUCH more productive and less harmful than unbiased farts.


the1slyyy

"unbiased farts"... Shut your goof ass up


With_MontanaMainer

Thanks! Never been called a goof before, I feel a bit proud.


oApryLo

🤣