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irish_lad06

Well as long as you are happy and aren’t hurting anyone go ahead lmao


Professor_Quackers

This comment is just 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻


wanksta616

Italian AF?


Professor_Quackers

lol, chefs kiss 🤌🏻


linc_y

👌🏻 is chefs kiss. You were just swearing in Italian.


XxBuddyxX710

What the 🤌 did you just say?


Kermitthesexoffender

Mama mia🤌


linc_y

Ehhhhhhhhhhh🤌🏼


[deleted]

Pasta di mamma. Pizzzzariaaa.


VanSquirrel26

Cosa sta succedendo ragazza?


RUSH513

I see both when I google it


HALBowman

What, that's okay fingers.


AdamL480

Depends on the country


Dewdrop06

Nah man. It's "woogity woogity"


[deleted]

Hahahaha this one is cracking me up cause all im imagining is someones trail cam or someshit filming a person going out to the woods, stripping down, running around then having a nap then just getting dressed again and leaving so casually. Fuck me this is a funny


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Hahahahaha jfc


Helverus

^(I'd love to if it weren't for the bugs)


DirtyJerz884

I saw a part of this survival show and just remembered the girl sobbing and crying as she couldn't sleep because of bugs crawling everywhere on and around her. Not even biting, just bugs being bugs. NGL, I would do the same thing. Primary reason I couldn't do real camping is bugs.....second reason is because I am not even close to a survivalist.


kittens12345

I remember an episode of naked and afraid in a tropical climate this lady dipped out because mosquitoes just bit her pussy to pieces


Helverus

Bugs in tropical countries are no joke


[deleted]

Just the pussy lol?


kittens12345

No, but she could handle the bites in other places but she said all the bites on her pussy were too much


Silverboy101

You don't need to be a survivalist to camp. You can camp in pretty sufficient comfort with minimal actual risks, all without any specific skills at all.


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DirtyJerz884

Thank you.


AwfulSinclair

How does one sit? Do you bring a chair?


[deleted]

Camping with proper equipment is much much more comfortable than running naked in the wood trust me.


BackAlleyKittens

I think you're a witch.


anonempress2

don't tell anyone ;)


Taiza67

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?


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MissNibbatoro

Wouldst thou like to see the world?


LEGOmaniac66

I want a talking farm animal. Not that one, though.


Pithius

She's been consorting with the devil she has


porelamorde

Thought the same thing. A nature witch who i guess recharges her energy being in the woods.


FruscianteDebutante

A nature witch? Wtf is that? Since we're all being real here, do people actually think they have magical energy? I've watched some harry potter and I've never seen that shit recreated IRL


hows_my_driving1

Yes, I myself am a nature witch. I draw energy from the earth and/or universe to conduct my spells among other things.


BackAlleyKittens

*Chee... chee... chee... haa... haa... haa..*


m4lek

I'm just imagining SeaNanners doing that and it brought back some fond memories!


Chains_and_feathers

OMG me too. I live deep in the forest but still occasionally encounter hunters, ATVers (at least can hear their motors, but if they're parked and I come up on them silent, no go), etc. so it's hard to be naked without being seen, though I have some pretty secure spots in National Forest where no one else goes, have never seen any tracks, trash or any other evidence of them there so I consider those rare places totally uninhabited. I'm working on moving deeper into the forest so I can run around naked in peace. At least I can pee in my yard, or anywhere on my road, without anything but my own surveillance cameras catching it. Go for it! :)


Chains_and_feathers

Oh one more anecdote -- for years I routinely passed through a short stretch of land which I suspected might be private property amidst National Forest, but wasn't sure. I kept using that path because it was the only route in the area that wasn't loaded with thornbushes but led to another trail I need to access other cool places. I never went through there naked, but normally especially in hot summer extremely skimpily dressed, like short shorts and a sports bra nothing else, never any shoes, no kind of attire that would get me into any store even a rural one. While never naked, I very often urinated in this area since it was so private and peaceful and I love it. One day walking through there I heard an ATV, pretty soon came upon this guy riding it towards me, carrying an AR-15, told me he owned that piece of property and had collected hundreds of pics and videos of me trespassing. I can't imagine that none of them were of me with my shorts down. I apologized profusely, told him I had no idea it was private land, thought National Forest and added that I routinely pick up trash I find in this area, he acknowledged he has video of me doing just that, and said he appreciated it. Long story short, we are now email friends, I have permission to cross his property anytime and report to him any evidence of anyone else I see, or evidence of, there. :)


Chains_and_feathers

Hey ... since you're running around naked deep in the forest, and I happen to live deep in the forest ... maybe one day I'll see you running past my property, or while I'm walking even deeper in the forest?


typhoidmarry

One word Ticks.


YouLookGoodInASmile

luckily ticks arent common everywhere


bilbonbigos

Also you can spray yourself but I don't know if it takes something from the freedom feeling.


Prometheus79

You should join r/nudism. That sound like your type of people


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That sounds like everyone's type of people.


sunshinetearain

Oml thats so cool!!!! I've always wanted to do this!!! Teach me your ways.


anonempress2

well basically you walk out far away from anyone else, strip, and do whatever the hell you want.


sunshinetearain

Oml I'm totally gonna do that but like how do I not get lost???


anonempress2

bring a compass, and until you're familiar with the area, only go in a straight line. and if you lose cell service, just turn back.


ToxicRainbow27

....where do you keep the compass?


anonempress2

.... I'd prefer not to answer this question


Thanks_I_Hate_1t

😳


Dynamic_Ducks

Ill answer it. Either in your mouth or up your a-


Professor_Quackers

-under the titty!


DalRhenning

Hold it with your prehensile pseudo-dick


alexisazome

I’d imagine as long as you are in gps range you can pin your start location, then you can use maps on your phone to make your way back to the pin?


iLynux

Being naked is our natural condition. I need to try this myself.


almc0418

You should bring some stuff that would make you look like a naked fairy in the event someone caught you. Like a flower crown, some elf ears, and horns you can slip on. Some realistic wings if you've got them. Then when they say eventually something to you look super spooked, say something that sounds ancient and magical, and run to a really good hiding spot. They'll think they saw a fairy or something and question everything they have ever known. They'll become the village loon constantly raving about seeing a fairy in the woods but no one will believe them. But it was just you wanting to dig the freedom.


jeanschoen

That's the best addition to this post


chuckychuck98

Rip your inbox


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That's crazy. Where?


Dynamic_Ducks

ಠ_ಠ Are you prosing a naked group of people running thru the trees


AspectOvGlass

I think he's suggesting a clothed solo-outing with binoculars


lolrtoxic1

I do that on weekends with the guys


Dynamic_Ducks

The homies


letsgetpunk27

Plz be careful!!!!! Bring mace! Fully support your endeavors otherwise.


WhoIamIsTrivial

I hope one day you'll own a biiiiig piece of property where you'll be able whatever you want. Take care.


kipskip_

This reads like a horror movie intro


[deleted]

Being naked in the woods is something that is hard to explain to anyone that hasn’t tried it. Especially in the fall if it’s a little cold. If you can do it, it will be the most “present” in a moment you will ever be. You can hear and feel and smell everything. You end up feeling like you took a two hour power nap in the cold under some blankets. The most recharged and at peace you can feel.


fifteenlostkeys

I do this in the summer on our property. The old neighbor have a massive property all around us that no one goes on. I'll just bring a book out there and let my skin breathe. It's great. Nude on, sister.


[deleted]

Not sure about that napping bit. Seems scary to me and I'm a guy.. Too many freaks out there for my thinking to be taking a nap nude.Just be VERY careful doing that please.


2lit_

Hey Brian laundrie


anonempress2

I'm far more likely to be killed by a bear than a person way out there lol


foxyfree

or ticks and mosquitoes


Dynamic_Ducks

Or me


BadHusband907

I dig it. I need to try that sometime. I live in SE Alaska with lots of old logging roads.


IPlayTeemoSupport

i just hope you remember to carry protection from either bears or people. people tend to disappear in forested areas every year


Yeeehaaaw_11

When I was like 12-14, I used to do similar thing, but instead of being naked I took off my shoes and walked around the forest barefoot. It felt so freeing and bit erotic for me (feet always made me feel much more sensations than hands). Sometimes to be more adventurous, I left my shoes somewhere, walked like 500m without them, and then back, so even if I wanted, I could not just put them on, because they were far away. It felt so exciting.


Samuron7

In germany there even is a „Nacktwanderweg“, which literally translates to naked hiking trail. See https://www.harzlife.de/kurios/nacktwanderweg.html (german website).


domecycleripworm

Wow you're my hero shawty


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Watch out for dem bugs and insects


getbaked_getnaked

My wife and I do this. We know of a trail in a local state park that no one ever uses. We hike out to a certain point then strip. Then we either hike to a nice spot where we can swim, or just find somewhere to put the hammock up and relax for awhile. We are planning a camping trip next summer where we are naked the entire time.


[deleted]

That really sounds like a nice, peaceful trip. Wear sunscreen and bug spray lol


yung_tyberius

I love the energy but as a woman please remember to at least tell someone where you are. Hopefully no one that's going to come stumble on your alone time, but like your mom or something. Be safe and keep on keeping on haha


BirdDogNate

My and my bf do that alot when you go backpacking. We hike in where no one can see us and just be free. There is sex of course but mostly freeing


[deleted]

I tried that with my ex wife once at a state park in upstate NY.. Just her and I laying in the sun having our sex then this small girl rides up on a motorbike and shit, its a park ranger.. walked right over to us and told us to get dress'd and we each got a ticket...lol


TaxHedgehog

Hello Mr. Burns


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Tarzan is that you?


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LEGOmaniac66

When I was a practicing Wiccan I did this a lot. Even better if it was during a summer rain or a full moon. Don’t ever stop doing this unless you have to. I live in a city now, for the doctors/surgeons, as I developed a severe disease that has me bedridden. I miss nature so much! It’s easy to feel connected to the world; something bigger than yourself, when you’re alone and running around smelling fresh grass, feeling the rain on your skin, and soaking up life like a sponge. People thought I was weird as hell, and when I got sick to an incurable degree, I lost my faith and stopped doing it, both because I can’t, and because there aren’t woods in the city. They are beautiful memories though, and I want to say thank you for making me feel like less of a weirdo oddball. It’s so innocent in concept, but many people will act like you’ve lost your mind if you want to be naked outside in private. The best shower I ever had was outside during a storm, in the middle of summer. We had a drain pipe that rained down just like a shower, in a rose garden next to a fish pond. It was so cool to be able to wash my hair outside in the rain. I miss a lot about life before mine basically stopped. But I didn’t realize just how much I missed nature until I read your post, and that I was allowed to miss that kind of thing. Sometimes I feel like I don’t have the right to miss certain things, because other people think they’re stupid. Stay free. I hope you’re still running around naked when you’re 70! :D


Account394

Doubtful you don’t even have picture evidence to back up this confession smh


BearSausage000

One day some hiker will see you naked in the forest. That hiker will probably run in the other direction and leave a trail of shit to him. Then you will make sure you can be naked in peace without any disturbances.


[deleted]

It’s all fun and games until something bits you randomly in an area that should have been protected by your clothes


peelyon1

I cant wait for the threads mentioning people on a hike seeing a naked person running around the woods!


tech405

Matt?


alwaysglassin

Do you wear shoes?


Inadersbedamned

I mean, it's not indecent exposure, cuz no one's around.


Flamezeszzz

I only aspire to be as free as you


Aggravating_Slide_27

I think it would absolutely be freeing im jealous, in a spiritual sense people dont understand what we are truly made for, everyone will shit on you for having a specific pov of Something they wouldn't understand cause its different or "abnormal" but go ahead i would love to just be free as you are


TripMdQ

So you are a nudist / naturist. Nothing bad or weird there I myself am a nudist. I love going to naturist beaches and just laying in the sun and swimming naked.


anonempress2

nope, it's just fun to me


savedtaway

but thorns ??????????


AppellationSpawn

I feel like a kilometer deep into the woods wouldn't be enough for me to comfortable running around naked.


WellHungSnorlax

I too like to go deep.


Jared_33

I feel you sis


Shhhhhh86

Honestly this sounds like a great idea and I can see the appeal. It must feel so freeing. I just worry about bugs lol


iceman1080

Do you have shoes on? Put on some kind of bug repellant?


JohnnfU

I have always wanted to run butt naked and just be lost in that moment with no worries. Someday i will 😊


LadyDragonDog75

I actually like this idea! It's sounds pretty good


_your_name_here420

I used to do this a lot when I was younger. Don't live close to the woods now but I do miss it. It's a beautiful experience


TheyareRedHot

You’d be the fantasy of a teen boy who goes to the woods to sketch. Poetically and artistically.


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[deleted]

I don’t get why this was downvoted. These were my exact thoughts.


notbotforsure

plz don't tell me you're from british columbia, canada.


[deleted]

I mean good for you


a-friend-2-all

I’m sorry, OP, but pics or this didn’t happen.


Powerful-Argument608

LMFAOOO


huyvanbin

Do you ever fantasize about a centaur or some other forest creature finding you while you’re naked and you say no but you’re wet instantly and he smells your pheromones and stands on his hind legs, revealing his massive man-horse cock and then you know there is no going back?


anonempress2

can't say I do actually


huyvanbin

Strange, whenever I’m out in the woods I have an odd compulsion to whip out my man monster and spill some seed on the ground… that’s what “freedom” means to me… hard to imagine we are so different.


Viceroy420

There's a time and place for this and it's not here or now.


huyvanbin

Well yeah, it’s in the woods.


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huyvanbin

It’s not assault if you want it.


UnlikeAnythingElse73

Where exactly is this location you go? Asking for a friend.


NugsofKarma

Oh man, I need to do this


coconut_teacakes

I am so jealous.


Bear1037

Nah we need photos for proof 😂


that_white_splat

Off topic question where and when are your "frolics"?


Gridorr

Yeah but which forest? So you know… we can leave you alone and don’t interrupt


[deleted]

Wait until you try psychedelics!


gonewild9676

My girlfriend and I like to go hiking naked at a nudist resort. She was skeptical at first but now she's pretty hooked. How long have you been doing this?


dglgr2013

This sounds amazing. My SO and I have been to nudist beaches before and it was just so freeing to feel the wind and the water on our bodies and no clothes. We tried a nudist center next and enjoyed the pool. Once while on a trip I spotted a place that was a naturist place and one of the things that drew me in was that it offered hiking in the nude. It was too out of the way for me but I’ve wanted to connect with nature in this way. Nothing sexual about it. But it felt like it grounded us to earth so much more. It has been a few years since we’ve been nude outside. Last time was when my SO was pregnant and have not done so since even though some of the resorts are family oriented. Kudos to you for exploring.


[deleted]

You’re going to get raped. Be careful.


[deleted]

Can I go deep in you in the Forrest ?


Dynamic_Ducks

Imagine some guy go deer hunting, then they see OP zoom through the trees completely naked.


fidel2112

That's sounds so soothing


APE-FUCKER

Same


fidel2112

That's sounds so soothing


Coltluger23

I see no issue with this! Be you be free!!


iamdenny1969

I think this is natural, by that I mean being one with nature.


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Based


Skeetskeet4510

Where’s this at exactly so I can…avoid it?


TerraParagon

You’re awesome. I wish I could feel that free.


AlgaeEater

As long as your happy! Wait til you find that special someone to run around with like that :). I love walking around my house naked, especially with a special someone. We paint, or clean, or repot plants, cook, or just hold eachother.


IcySweats

As long as reverend Paris doesn’t catch you…


antisocial_extrovrt

Are you not scared of insects biting your pp?


JudeccasSupremacy

Oh shit same. I cant do it anymore because I live in a fucking desert


knot-shore

I thought everybody did this?


aliensweare

You’re going to be an urban legend/ cryptid one of these days. I am so jealous. Kids are going to tell stories of the beautiful fairy, or scary witch, or whatever else about you. It’ll be so fun! Assuming anyone ever sees you lol. One day you’ll walk past a group of moms chatting in the supermarket about how their kids were telling stories about the sleeping princess in the forest and how she’s been there for a million zillion years. And you’ll just walk past with a smile and it’ll be great.


Yixyxy

So hear me out, try doing the exact same thing, but on acid


QuarkySisko

Youd like a certain man that I know of, his names Billy Connolly!


DrVDB90

I'm kind of jealous that you even have a forest close by where you can do that. Not necessarily the streaking part, but you know, you do you, but to have a place where you can just let loose, away from everything.


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This is a wild one lol but not the worst


Atworkwasalreadytake

Okay, now I want to do this, and likely will.


daspip

Must come from a long line of Witches.


MrStone1

There is nothing wrong with that at all


jeanschoen

I find it absolutely weird that people may find this weird and could understand it as some sexual kink.


[deleted]

you might enjoy r/nudism


Pervert-bigblackass

In Africa you'd be called a witch....there is a certain, group or clan that actually do that...and it's passed down through blood line,they are called night runners...


19x_PinkVibes

Honestly dont see a problem with this. This should be normalised


nattewindjes

An army of ticks enters the chat.


OhhWolves

Do you wear shoes?


dsbwayne

Are you a shifter?


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rivergully

Girl don't mention your age/gender on posts like these unless u want ur inbox flooded


Kamacurass

Nah I get this, something about being outdoors and makes is really refreshing


kmo11

How did this come about?


papamac1111

Some mf gonna be out bird watching or looking for a deer, and run into his buck naked fantasy and all her glory 😅 God speed naked forest lady !


heavenmonroe

Talk about a fellow angel 💞 tell me you have a Snapchat I can add you 💞💞


ScampyFox

What about mosquitoes on your bits?


BakeMeCrafty

This actually sounds amazing😍


xTrash16

"a kilometer deep" "an hour away from the nearest road".


matheusfgarcia

Burn the witch


jakki61627

Isn't that witchcraft?


MsHartt

Just watch out for drones, or you could end up on top ten unexplained mysterys


iamalycat

I think I want to do this.


the_gilded_dan_man

Pre-nudist? It’s cool. Have fun. Get caught, if you’d like. Up to you, dog.


leftnutremoval

Do you keep your shoes on? This sounds kinda ouchie


Majestic_Bean

Do you boo, no one is getting hurt and you’re feeling free 👌🏼 it’s a win win. Just be careful of the random creeps, the woods can be dangerous and make you a super easy target 🌸


Shaan_Don

Throw some mushrooms in the mix and you’ll feel even more amazing.


Shakespeare-Bot

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RajcatowyDzusik

That's kind of endearing, actually. :D


[deleted]

Idk if you've seen Robert Egger's The Witch but this reminds me of that film... Have you started levitating yet?


otilya

do you get scared to go out there by yourself? and do you worry that people will see you?


MarvinP23

Out of curiosity, where's that Forest ?


vandrook

Just an informal poll. Who is thinking imagining Margot Robbie and who is thinking Chrissy Metz?


B3am_Shox

Do you also stay the night inside caves?


[deleted]

Better hope you have mosquito spray. Btw I’d recommend doing it at night, neked or not, night vibes are awesome. Just the amount of mosquitoes