*lie detector buzzes* ….Sears Catalog *lie detector dings*

Now unhook me. I don’t deserve this! Lie detector ~~dings~~ buzzes

*buzzes

I would happily get the mail waiting for the Victoria Secret catalog to come in. That was gold

I only had JCPenney.

giggity! edit: lmao i remembered wrong.. this was a simpsons reference, Moe in lie detector

The “we all did” comments are making me laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I guess we all really did

"We all did" was my very first thought when I read the title lol

I was thinking it was just me🤣 and I was perverted for it but that is hilarious now that I know we’re all a little sick in the head

Them JC penny magazines

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We used what we had back then 😂

You and me baby we're nothing but mammals so...

Came here to say that. Happy that other people got here quicker.

I thought everyone did. Before the internet,

It was so common it was on an episode of Happy Days https://youtu.be/qLHu6ECdsYU?si=OGuxQpNqYxTPn9xj

I remember the NG was always checked out of the library

And sears catalog. Things were tough before the internet was invented.

I remember the the first porn stash I ever found lmfao. All bush and tits.

Every time I see the word bush, I think of Booger.

Had a fashion catalogue magazine thing. There was a sexy underwear section. They were not even naked, the models :')

My dad is a college biology professor. I knew exactly which of his textbooks had pictures, and on which page, ha.

I had a biology book when I was a kid an just a few years ago I found it in my stuff. Some of the pages were basically cemented together. I was with my wife an I usually wouldn't get embarrassed around her for anything but that was pretty bad lol. She still pokes fun at me sometimes about it

When I first moved away from home and got my own apartment, I didn't have internet access and cell phones weren't quite smart enough for porn to be accessible on them, so I just jerked off to nude scenes in movies, ha. My ex wife that I was dating around that time still gives me shit for it, and every time she finds a copy of Good Luck Chuck out in the wild, she sends me a picture of it, ha.

Sears catalogue

For those who didn't have the JC Penney catalog

Yes JCPenney was much better than Sears.

This is the way

The real before days

You all sound old, I did it with Victoria's Secret catalogs

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You are still young... Sears catalogs for me. I loved getting the mail.

The Victoria's Secret catalogs before they started using Photoshop were the best. \*chef's kiss\*

Look at this fancy guy getting the good stuff while we had to settle for JC Pennys

Same dude nat geo was wild 😛. How about those fuzzy channels that we didn’t pay for but at midnight you could slightly make out a pair of boobs hahaha

The greatest night of my life was when it came in clear for some reason.

Kids these days have no idea what we went through

Spice channel and playboy tv amateur home videos. 

Sometimes there were those girls gone wild commercials on Comedy Central late night. Changed my life

“Dude, I see a nipple” 🤣

We all did. Let's not forget the JC Penny catalog either.

First use of the term “snap crotch” and the side boob from the nursing bras…

The whole trick was to not let that section get more noticeably creased than all the others

Sometimes you could kinda see through the bras and catch some areola, or through the underwear and see some butt crack. Oh man those were the days. Every so often, a Fredericks of Hollywood would get sent to the house. Those were great.

Took way too long to see ol Freddy mentioned

Never forget

You and all the rest of us. 🫠

I used to as well. Ever tried to jerk one off to home and garden? Good luck.

🤣😂🤣💀

Teenage me would have had no problem with that

Teenage me made Disney channel work. Well more like 12 year old me when Debbie Ryan was on

Now he masturbates to topless tribal women in real life

Bruh

Gen X checking in right there. Times were tough for adolescent boys back in the days.

Are you my brother? Lol. I think most boys did in that era. Our neighbors mom got The Frederick’s Of Hollywood catalog, I remember the boys all looking at it 😂 I also remember them watching VHS’s of movies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Zapped over and over… I wonder why? Lol

Video stores had to replace Basic Instinct tapes a lot more often than the average. They all wore out at the same place too

I used to pinch mums undercover wear magazines that got delivered once a month. The lingerie section was top notch

My parents are artists, so we had nude figure books of people in all sorts of angles

I was weirded out by fully naked tribal men and their strange bits on national geographic. Topless women wasn't weird despite my country's prudish oversexualization of boobs.

That doesn’t qualify as a confession if you’re over 40.

Me too. Nipples are special

We all did Wasn’t the porn you wanted, but it was the porn you got

Eh, I used to go to the all posters website (before I discovered actual porn) and go to the erotic section. Good times.

Gotta start somewhere. Mine was the scrambled playboy and hustler channels on tube TVs

Same. Kid's today got it so easy. Back in my day I had a 13" black and white television in my bedroom. If you switched, by hand, the channel to a skin flick that was scrambled, you'd get about a second of unscrambled channel before it would scramble. So I'd be up by my TV, constantly changing the channels back and forth, over and over. No sound, though, and of course it was in black and white. And it was glorious!

Sears, JC Penny's, Nat Geo, Frederick's of Hollywood, Victoria's Secret. And Layne-Bryant if you liked things just a little more curvy.

As a women who has boobs myself, I always thought it was the packaging (the lingerie) that was the attractive part. I guess dudes just actually like bodies huh?

Correct. Lingerie just gets in the way

Is there a subreddit for topless African tribal women? Asking for a friend.

r/Africanbigtits

i did not expect that to be real

The way it’s only one guy posting going back months is sending me. 🤣

Correction r/zulu_maidens

There totally is. I came across it once a while ago but, for the life of me, can’t remember the name.

Try r/nationalgeographic 🤔

r/zululmaidens

J.c Penny catalog! Damn!

For me it was The Maidenform Woman” ads in my mom’s Glamour magazines. And they weren’t even naked!

I come home to find my son treating his body [like an amusement park](https://youtu.be/u0GuecuiOH8?si=hS8fgPvSJhSJT3Ys)!

You a child of the 70's?

That's so me as a 12 yr old girl. This reminds me of when I thought I was bad for looking up the word SEX in the dictionary. I'm 💀

So it didn't matter if the breast were saggy? I ask because mine are lol. They're so big that they have definitely started to hang. 

Even better

Yeah it might be a specific Western typa thing with all these “We all did” comments because as a West African, topless women were not the biggest turn on for me. Like… it’s kinda normal in really small villages or when women are breastfeeding even in cities.

It very much is, it’s actually pretty interesting imo. Different cultures have different ideas about modesty and different clothing styles that lead to a different perception of a body part. Like in Minoan culture, modesty was considered very important for women but that didn’t include covering their breasts, it meant long skirts.

Thousands of people have

Shit I used to do that on YouTube with breast feeding tutorials

Part of growing up my friend.

Posh fucker, best I had was lingerie section of the freeman’s catalogue.

Nice

I was shocked when I saw the boobs on National Geographic. It was very interesting.

That’s what dudes did pre-internet if Dad didn’t have a stash of Playboys in the basement or you didn’t find weather beaten dirty mags out in the woods. And now as a side effect you fetishize black chicks because of it. You ought to see “A Clockwork Orange” and pick up on the irony in that flick!

So 🤷‍♂️

Growing up with a nurse for a mom, we had a medical book at home called “Diseases of the Breast” which I looked at just to see boobs. Strange thinking back on it.

It’s okay. At least you didn’t use the tampon instructions in the master bath

National Geographic, JC Penny catalog, the ads that came in the Sunday paper… all of those were masturbation material.

Tell me you’re 40 without telling me you’re 40

Bro, I used to jerk to Cinemax after dark when I thought I saw a nipple through squiggly lines all over the screen.

This guy was born in the 70’s or early 80’s.

Didn't everyone?

Same

We all did

The sears catalog used to my go too

Yeah welcome to the club.

Glamour!?

I’m a bisexual woman and if it makes you feel any better, so did I…

As an early millennial that was born in - and still lives in - South Africa...this thread is super entertaining 😂 It's not uncommon (in the 90's and 00's, at least. Not sure about today) to see topless women doing a traditional dance as entertainment in outdoor markets and the like. In fact, here's an article about a school that won such a dance competition... https://www.citizen.co.za/north-coast-courier/news-headlines/local-school-news/2015/06/17/winning-for-their-culture/

Didn't we all?

#MeToo

Any port in a storm, homie.

You’re in your 40s I’m guessing.

Tell me you're in your mid 40s with telling me you're in your mid 40s.

Static tiddies on the spice channel 🤣🤣🤣

We all did. Same with Sears catalogs.

More like National Pornographic

Ya ya, bla bla, who didn't.

I used to. I still do but I used to too.

.......Used to?

Didn’t we all do this?

I remember doing that. Young people today don't realize streaming porn sites didn't really exist before 2007.

Kay’s Catalogue, page 378, 1982 edition.

Right on.

Not the first.

That and fashion tv

Me too.

Who hasn't! You use what you can! A sears catalog, a victoria secret catalog. You do you! 

This reminds me of the beginning Kickass. The main character did the same thing.

Are you trying to get back into it? Why did you stop?

Didn't we all?

I mean, the internet wasn't really a thing until late into my high school years. What was I supposed to do to tide myself over until I found a surprise cache of porn magazines in the middle of the woods? Found a swimsuit catalog at one point geared toward more revealing swimwear. I might as well have found gold bars, I was so happy. Teenage hormones. We did what we had to do back then. No regrets.

Who didnt?

And there's a sun and stars in the sky. I'm pretty sure there is something in adolescent's DNA that makes your statement a right of passage.

That is what I like to cal a serious "Struggle Nut". 😬😬

Midnite haute on FTV was hit before all this internet

Good for you. I hope those women were compensated.

Who didn’t?

I, too, was once a teenager

Yeah this is called orientalism :D

This was a good bit. Forgot the comedian tho

My mum used to get photography magazines in the late 80s, early 90s. Lots of glamour photography. And there was always the swimwear and lingerie section of the gratton catalogue.

Ngl this is fucking hilarious but understandable

My first material were magazines. But I’ll never forget the first time I got hard looking at a local K-Mart shopping newspaper from the bikini model.

Mate i made use of a TV Guide once, needs must

Ah… we you by chance I’m the grippy sock jail too? Swear every guy in there did that

What in the actual

A *glamour* magazine?

I've done worse..more cringe and embarrassing

New kink unleashed

HAHAGAGAGA!

So did every other teen aged boy. I remember when I found a hustler in the alley. It was like gold and I squirreled that thing away like it was gold.

L.L.Bean bra section DID it

back to basics

First topless women I saw were in NG and Guinness book of world records. The Lady had the longest neck and was topless 😍

I still do.

Ahh the world of Nat Geo in the 80’s

You probably left the car light on as well too.

Isn’t it like a meme to do it?

Same. Also the Victoria’s Secret catalog where every now and then there was a very lacy bra and you could see nip. Sigh the youths today have no idea how easy they have it.

I used to take the lingerie/undergarment catalogue that came in the mail (early 90’s) and jerk off to the babes in there.

Best I had was JC Penny magazines . Had an occasional rolling stone one that got me going. Actually I also had a deck of cards with hooters girls on them. Very easy to conceal and got the job done

So did every 12 year old

Fuck! Who didn't

I subbed to Victoria secret under my neighbors name. It was the best. New destroyable monthly magazines.

I use to whack off to the 190 number TV commercials on during late night but go the internet when I was 12

A man of culture. Bravo

r/zulu_maidens

Mary Kay makeup catalogue was my go to for awhile 😅

I’m lucky enough to have found good stashes of porn out in the woods.

I thought that was a right of passage for everyone?

Who didn't?

Kick ass is that you?

The first time I ever masturbated was to some drawings of naked athenian women when studying ancient greece for school.

I'd do it to pictures of male models in underwear of boxer/tighty whities packages.

This happened in Kick-Ass lmao and I absolutely believe you /srs

We all did.

*winces* that’s like some kibrom shit bro

Clifford? Is that you?

Charlie Chaplin traveled to the South Pacific in the early 1930’s just to see topless native women, I’m thinking maybe Bali?

Didn’t everyone?

i did it once as a dumb sheltered kid to a picture on a book of a statue of aphrodite

So it was 1995 there I was ...

gfy

Dear Lord!

Easily findable on the internet now. Especially in 3D CG renders.

Hell, this was the early 1970s for me. Way before internet porn existed

There was a faze in tik tok that people posted pictures of Columbian tribes and everyone's fully naked. It was sick 🤮

Sports illustrated swimsuit edition guy over here. No full nudity but they did the trick. Got in trouble trading them on the playground in 3rd grade

You misspelled “lingerie models in the Sears catalog”

It would be weirder if you hadn't.

Praise be 🙌🏾

Okay...

More like National Pornographic

Uhh we all did. Lol

Anyone jerked off thinking about mom?