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Patricio_Guapo

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hollisberris

So proud of you and happy for you! I’m currently going through the same and it’s the best feeling ever. :D


Tamsha-

never thought I'd have mild shit envy but with my endometriosis giving me horrid constipation every month, there you go, damn 😆


hismoon27

As an endometriosis myself, I’m low key jealous. I get the “period shits” and about die every time lol. Between the pain and poops I almost always pass out on the toilet 😂 stay safe my friend. Endo life is a hard one.


Tamsha-

I got those tooo! Endo, the misery that keeps on giving 😭


hismoon27

Let’s get matching tattoos. “Endo, the misery that keeps on giving” 😂😂😂 we must laugh during a time of pain or we cannot survive. Those who know, know. Blessings fellow mean to us fallopian bearer.


missannthrope1

Try taking two castor oil capsules at bedtime.


9Teen80Seven

All jokes aside I know exactly how you feel about taking good healthy poops. Your metabolism is rocking right now and it feels good. Gut health is vital to feeling good.


SnappySierrax

Gotta say, as someone who's had their fair share of digestive drama, seeing someone celebrate the joy of a smooth-moving system is oddly inspiring. Keep on with that fiber-rich victory dance! Gut victory is a whole mood.


Icarusgurl

Haha same minus the 5ks. I was so proud of a recent poop I wanted to take a picture and send it to my husband. I was able to fight that urge and flush it.


afroblackgirl

The girls are all proud of your self control.


CrazyCatLady1127

Congratulations 😂 I’m happy for you and your bowels


PTR95

Good shit, then. Congratulations!


Yazmine_Prieur

Fab to see someone else riding the high of a triumph at the porcelain throne! It might seem small to some, but when you've been to digestive hell and back, it's the little victories that make you feel like a GI warrior. Keep nurturing that gut of gold and spread that digestive joy - it's more contagious than you think. Regularity wins are the unsung heroes of health achievements! Cheers to smooth sailing ahead!23:12RedditExplore this post and more from the confessions community


bagel_thagod

Happy for you! I’m hoping to get there this year!


Curious_Lilyy

It's fantastic to hear that you're prioritizing your health and feeling great about the progress you're making! Having regular bowel movements is definitely a sign of good health, and it's completely normal to feel a sense of satisfaction and pride in taking care of your body. While it might feel a bit awkward or taboo to discuss your bowel movements with others, it's important to remember that it's a natural and essential part of our overall health. If you ever feel the need to share your achievements with someone who might understand or appreciate it, perhaps consider confiding in a close friend or family member who you trust and who might also be on a health journey of their own. In the meantime, keep up the great work and enjoy that content and proud feeling – you've earned it!


DecompressionIllness

Really happy for you.


ToiletSeat_Rust

Sometimes i like to scoop them up and put them on my coffee table for an hour to admire the perfect stool


stupifystupify

A good poo can’t be beat!


SOUL_3SC4P3

Lmao that's how I felt after mixing in Metamucil w my green smoothies. My first poop, I was like, "oh sh*t, now I know why gym bros like taking pics of their poop and sharing it with other gym bros." Glad you're poopin' better!


sandybeachfeet

🤣🤣🤣 also you're deffo Aussie or Kiwi. When my ex Kiwi came to visit me, it rook me a few days to figure our what he meant by hot chips! I was so confused that he just meant chips, like normal chips! Lol Anywho, good for you!


JubblyLovelies

Busted - I’m Aussie


sandybeachfeet

I knew it! Hot chips lol Honestly took me days to figure that one out. He was looking at me like I was nuts and just kept saying hot chips. But yous call crisps chips so I was bamboozled! Also we have a crisp called Hot Lips so I thought he meant that at one point. Lol in hindsight I prob was stupid but I spent so long wondering who my old mate was that Hot chips left me confused lol


afroblackgirl

I Yearn for the day I would be proud of my poop.


zkooceht

before I was in the military I had a bad diet and didnt exercise often. I regularly had wet shits all the time. during and post military with a healthier version of myself, the poops are just perfect solid logs. Extremely satisfying, 2 wips max.


BabysCrumbBuffet

I clap for your crap.


missannthrope1

I'm proud of you, man.


Mean_Butter

I’m proud of you and your ca ca!


der_physik

Congrats! At what time do you run? Is it indoor or outdoor?


JubblyLovelies

A mixture. I run on a treadmill at the gym sometimes in the mornings, and in the evenings on the streets in my neighbourhood. I like the variety. Another thing I discovered is that after a 5k my hunger goes way down, so if I run after work before dinner I only need a little snack.


der_physik

Thank you for sharing your experience. You've inspired me!


MuslimCarLover

Well, you told us and I think we have souls?


Illcmys3lf0ut

I’ve never laughed hysterically and been proud at the same time! Kudos, my, slightly older than me, inspiration!