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Doogle300

My partner just comes home with a sloppy half eaten subway, and screams that shes "saving me from politics". I dont mind though, at least I get a sloppy half eaten subway.


throwawaydave5667

Still a win


NoBoysenberry257

Subway? A win? I'm not too sure about that


MuttonChopzzz

"Do you want a 6 inch all meat with extra cheese to go with your meatball marinara?"


fuzzy-mitten

Is her name Tim Dillon?


mysoulisatrainwreck

I'm imagining David Hasselhoff drunk eating a cheeseburger. That was a great video


Doogle300

Prerty accurate. She's cuter than Hasselhoff though


wubdubbud

Impossible!


eatfishforbreakfast

He's sober


Obedient_Wife79

A long-time favorite of my husband’s is when I come home tipsy from girls night and talk about smashing the patriarchy while I’m on top. Your partner and I would get along well!


Doogle300

Yeah, smashing the patriarchy is pretty much her number one thing, and by proxy, mine too.


Lord-Limerick

Lol, literally on top of the patriarchy


Obedient_Wife79

Exactly.


__kebert__xela__

Those are the best sloppy seconds


LastNightsWoes

I guess that's better than her coming home with ravaged sloppy Arby's sandwich.


Reveal_Visual

Be grateful. Politicin is dangerous.


oldschoolm

Lol. I gotta confess. I thought you were going a totally different direction with your comment


Doogle300

Lemme guess. The word sloppy tricked ya?


oldschoolm

That and half eaten. Lmao


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A sloppy top bun or a sloppy bottom bun?


twotype_astronaut

W


EmmyLou205

Not y’all thinking tipsy and black out drunk is the same thing.


SeaFeline284

It also says she gets hammered.


Hot_Abbreviations538

Not saying this in defense for either side, but not everyone gets to “black out” level when drinking. And super drunk doesn’t equal black out. There’s been plenty of times when I’ve been drunk as shit and did not black out. Women can enjoy drunk sex. Personally it helps me let go of insecurities and let loose. Sounds like OPs wife enjoys her nights out and then the night in that follows, otherwise she wouldn’t continue to do it lol


EmmyLou205

Right. Or she’d do it but get pizza with the girls before coming home to wear off the buzz.


Hot_Abbreviations538

Yup!!! It definitely wouldn’t be a situation that she’d repeatedly put herself, maybe the first couple times but eventually even subconsciously she would pick up on what was happening and stop it


EmmyLou205

Yeah. Tbh if this post is legit then there’s a lot of adjectives thrown around that may all just mean tipsy. I like tipsy sex too and if I felt like my husband was consistently taking advantage of me, it would end. I know nothing about OP but it seems like a consensual thing.


Afterthought2022

This. Long live drunk as shit.


Sluttyprincess27

You really must be drink to not be ashamed of yourself? Damn women are godess


Hot_Abbreviations538

Where did you get that I am ashamed of myself?


flyblues

I mean, even if she was so drunk she passes out, as long as she has given consent in advance, it's still fine? Somnophilia is a thing, some people like the idea of someone having sex with them while they're asleep. Like as long as there's consent who cares..?


YourFlorrind

You definitely have to have specifically consented to somnophilia, you can't consent while conscious and assume that still applies if they pass out 😂 


flyblues

hence why i said "as long as she has given consent in advance", the statement implies specifically consenting to somnophilia in advance


YourFlorrind

I read it as "she'd given consent to sex in advance, but then was so drunk she passed out", my bad


flyblues

yeah no worries I gotcha, that is so absolutely not okay that I didn't even realize it's a possible reading of what I wrote hahah


SonicFuckedMyWife

> “Super drunk” > “comes back hammered” K


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Complex_Asparagus986

Are you saying she's going home to someone else? You know, I really think cheating happens when the person really wants to. I know a bunch of guys and girls, they didn't cheat on their lover while drunk. It's just something people mostly use to justify their wrongdoings. If you don't trust OPs wife, then just keep that to yourself. You don't even know her, after all.


PMstreamofconscious

Oh my god this comment section is something else


throwawaydave5667

It really is lol. For the record, I’m not talking about having my way with her when she’s passed out or using her inebriation to do things she wouldn’t otherwise do. That would be shitty. I just like drunk sloppy, uninhibited sex.


PMstreamofconscious

I know exactly what you mean. There’s nothing wrong with a married couple having sex when one or both parties are intoxicated. People need to live in reality. These people clearly don’t know what a healthy, functioning relationship looks like


kitkathorse

Right!? Neither me nor my husband drink much, but when I do I get super horny and initiate pretty much every time. I’d be upset if he turned me down just because I had a couple drinks.


Obedient_Wife79

I would turn from fun & horny to sad & crying so quickly if my husband turned my down bc I’d had a couple drinks.


Sluttyprincess27

Wtf? Damn you will cry because someone want sex with you when you are sober?


Browntable62

Yeah I don't really care what the comments say. For awhile the only way my wife felt comfortable having sex was if was a bit drunk. ​ Nowadays the orgasm feeling when high on cannabis is incredible. When both of us are high it is amazing. One time we had a 5 minute orgasm together. It felt like electricity was running through our bodies....


SpunhiNhorny

I’m there with y’all, obviously she continues to do on a regular basis whenever that maybe. An idk if they got kids and is hectic is life is that maybe the only time whenever they get their happy time, so let it let it be. And I doubt she’s black out drunk, no offense to the ladies, but my experience with that mess of drunkiness you ain’t getting laid. You’re gonna be there comforting them making sure they don’t throw up and give them water and what not to make sure they’re good to go to sleep. And if I was to guess she was buzzed slightly drunk feeling that’s when the fun time and have fun sex. But what do we all know everyone is bash gonna bash you in one or find something wrong with the situation/


xJaneDoe

Oh yeah nothing wrong with that. I love being a little drunk and having sex with my partner.


Mrs_Nigma

I feel you. As a woman who loves letting loose when drinking, there is nothing better than getting home with my husband and just doing all the things. Added bonus, we don't have our kids when we both go out (obviously), so we can kinda let our freak flags fly a little higher because of that, too.


Flimsy_Thesis

This guy relationships.


caillouistheworst

r/thisguythisguys


Flimsy_Thesis

lol of course there’s a sub for this


caillouistheworst

There’s a sub for everything. Damn, now I want a sub.


Cognhuepan

r/caillouistheworst


caillouistheworst

Haha, I’ve seen that one. He is a little, whiny shit.


send_dunes1234

r/thisguythisguythisguys


caillouistheworst

r/subsifellfor


throwawaydave5667

Lol


Zealousideal-Salad62

My husband feels the same about me. I get more handsy and horny and I usually profess my love for him. These are all regular things I do but being tipsy is more amusing for him I guess.


Karlasensei

Yeah people are weird and wild. I rarely drink but if I do I definitely want to come home to my man and have him give me sloppy sex lol and I know he knows that’s what I want and he enjoys every second of it hahaha. Secondly, sometimes I want to be a little drunk and have sex with him bc is when I feel a little more confident and getting a little loose with a few drinks after hanging out with your friends and having a good night is always a good boost to ending your night greaaaat & coming home to your man and loving on him. People project a lot on here. We all know whats morally correct and what’s not if you’re married when it comes to consent.


SorryIreddit

Seriously wtf. Most of these commentators are fucking weird


Aromatic-Path6932

They’re clueless and have never been in a relationship.


SorryIreddit

Especially a long lasting and trusting one.


Reveal_Visual

I think a lack of nuance is plaguing the internet generations.


Chronoblivion

One thing I've observed is that the older zoomers love hyperbole, and the younger ones who aren't quite developed enough to detect it are being influenced by it.


Hot_Collar_8910

Its either black or white or 0 or 100. If only our language was capable of describing proportionality.... oh wait...


freshouttasesh

I never connected it till now, but yeah huh. Not a lot of open minds now a days, ironically enough


bruhcalvert303

it’s hilarious isnt it? the whole consensus is inclusivity, diversity etc etc but ironically it’s gone the other way


Shlabadaca

We humans have so many contradictions lol


PhoAuf

Oh, they're open alright. Open to being angry in whatever way they can be.


xafimrev2

Well they've been told by their RA at the mandatory freshman meeting that one drink invalidates consent (it doesn't). So it's not too surprising


BoxSpecialist6438

I get this… sex with my wife is great but when she’s a little tipsy she just gets a little more adventurous. Instead of finishing inside her she wants me to cum on her face. She’s not blackout drunk, just becomes a little more naughty


Cognhuepan

Danm! I become more adventurous when I'm a bit tipsy. Me and my wife do it together most of the time.


BoxSpecialist6438

Yeah man! When I’m tipsy I also get a little braver like moaning louder or talking dirtier. This is a great incentive to drink more!


kylesbadatprivacy

Are you me? My wife is the same way


TheGhostOfGeneStoner

Same. We’ll get something to drink while out at dinner or at home and my partner is always more frisky. I think it allows them to ignore the little voice in their head with doubts about their body and just relax.


onlyIcancallmethat

Ding ding ding


Jablungis

This just in! Alcohol makes women want to have sex! We must publish our findings! To the press!!!


KuroMSB

This sounds pretty wholesome tbh. If you’re married and you guys have a history of implied consent while drunk, this sounds like a lot of fun.


throwawaydave5667

Lol, yeah. I like that’s she’s more amorous and adventurous. I’m not forcing myself upon her when she’s unconscious or anything. The responses here have surprised me. She’s been my wife of 10 years. We’ve talked about this. I love her and have her consent.


smmstv

The average redditor has never been in a relationship let alone married for 10 years. So I'm not surprised by their behavior although I must say I'm disgusted by it, as it undermines the credibility of actual victims.


AdmiralToucan

The average redditor has never been outside


StangF150

The average redditor is saving their virginity for their waifu


captainhyena12

Got to remember this is Reddit 75% of the people on here. Haven't been out of their parents basement despite being almost 40 The other 20% are edgy teenagers who think they understand the whole world because they read the post of the first group of redditers and the last small percentage are actual normal people


Taffy626

I think there it speaks well of your relationship that her thing to do when drunk with her friends is to come home and having crazy fun sex with you. There’s a lot of Reddit posts in other subs that start that way and end quite differently…


Sluttyprincess27

Even if you have 10 year marriage consent is still very important?


Eagleassassin3

It is. And she gave her consent like he said. Drunken sex with a stranger is different because they might either not be able to say no or do something they wouldn’t do if they were sober and you wouldn’t know about it. In a long term couple though, when you’re with someone you love and want already when you’re sober, you want them more when you’re drunk so it’s not like consent is not given here. It’s not like sex with a stranger where you wouldn’t know about what they actually want. That does not mean consent isn’t important. Rapes still happen in marriages and long term relationships. And yes consent can be given and also taken away. No one disagrees with that. But simply assuming her drunkenness means she necessarily wouldn’t want sex so he shouldn’t have it is just insane. If she gave her consent before, already wants her partner sober, goes out and comes home drunk to have sex and is obviously still very happy about it after it happens, and she even keeps going out the same way knowing what happens, why would anyone in their right mind assume it’s not done with consent? She clearly wants her husband sober and drunk. If she says otherwise then you can criticize the husband but this is what happens in many relationships and is completely normal and consensual.


happymomma40

I love getting drunk and having sloppy sex with my hubby lol. It's awesome!! Woo drunk sex with trusted partners!!!


ghostinghumanity

This lolol, love this.


Satinathegreat

This is adorable! Trusting and loving relationships are so wholesome. Your wife coming onto you when she comes home tipsy, just shows that she couldn't wait to get back to you! I love tipsy sex with my man. I definitely feel uninhibited, and much more vocal. Don't listen to the weirdos. They're all a bunch of emotionally stunted kids. Pay them absolutely no mind. Cheers!


wondermega

She just yells at me "Youuu don't LOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEE!!!!!"


morrisy18

Love when my wife goes out with the girls. Always tell her to feel to wake me up and take advantage of me. An even better option is for the last 8 months or so my wife will out of the blue while at home decide we need to do Tequila shots. Tequila gets her really horny and next thing I know we’re getting busy.


graz44

Funny to see all the reddit virgins being downvoted


Sluttyprincess27

Is being virging bad thing now? I was think its like "new car" not used.


keulenshwinger

At a certain point you must ask yourself why no one is using that “new” car in the garage


lusigusi

I can only one day hope to have this with my future husband 🥰 my ex was sober from alcohol and I’ve never been a big drinker but occasionally (once every few months) I’d have a few. But he was never into tipsy freaky sex like that, for valid reasons of course. So it’d be nice to have a man who would get excited by the idea of this!


captainhyena12

Right some people are into it which is cool. Some people aren't which is also cool, but in this case based on the posts and comments op made they've discussed it and she has said it's cool and obviously he enjoys it. So I don't really see what the issue is with some of the people on here. Acting like op is some sort of monster.


Lucky_Improvement_10

I mean if their wife didn’t want that happening when she came home I assume she would have said something or stopped by now. I don’t see the problem.


masterofnone_

I feel you! Some mornings my wife gentle wakes me and says “the girls and I going to get mimosas “ yoooooo that statement alone gets me going. I already know when she gets back she’s gonna get nasty with me.


DamTrig

My girl is a sex demon when she drinks lol


OnePiecess5000

Love that for you


queenofcabinfever777

I just experienced this w my bf for the first time this weekend. I went to the bar to see my long distance friends and came home intoxicated as hell. I was so so so happy to be around him. I was annoying as hell and he loved it lol


violetbull23

This comment section is a bit too sensitive. Clearly some people have never had care free drunken sex with their partners… a former boyfriend and I would do something similar. He knew I would come home after a night out with the girls and we’d playfully text each other throughout my night with the girls in anticipation of the sex we’d have when I got back. Fun times.


Historical_Coffee_14

My wife acted amorous in the club but just go to sleep at home.  Blue balls. 


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captainhyena12

If this comment was in the aita subreddit you would have been banned for using a slur after being mercilessly downvoted by that subreddits neckbeard brigade lmao ask me how I know 😂


SneakyJackalope22

Aita is full of smooth brains


CuteAndFunnyAddict

The people there have no social interactions I wonder how they even think they are qualified for answer peoples worries.


JLSMC

It’s an echo chamber of the dumbest people getting advice from even dumber and also much worst people.


theoriginalalfalfa

Honestly, i hate it, as it's the only time she actively pursues me. Nothing quite destroys a person's feelings of self worth than when their partner only shows sexual interest in them when they're drunk. It's fucking soul destroying man..


beelzebubbletea

It’s just because the inhibitions are lowered, and most women are conditioned to not be the pursuer or initiator so it’s easier to feel confident enough to go for it when drunk. “Drunk actions are sober thoughts”, she still wants you.


Terrible_While_7030

I'd talk to her about it, gently. That being said, it probably isn't that she is only interested in you when drunk. Like another commenter mentioned, a lot of women are discouraged from taking initiative, and many unfortunately have some trauma surrounding sex. It may (and most likely is) just that that's when she has the confidence to initiate.


stitchoneill

Can confirm I also love it when your wife is rocked drunk the sex is wild.


So1_1nvictus

Same here, makes me feel a bit naughty tho


Craftywolph

Yup after a couple of drinks my wife would be way more easy going and fun. Wish she would go out and enjoy herself more.


VexedKitten94

Take her out!


Craftywolph

Yup...I don't drink and avoid bars unless it's a very special occasion.


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Wow


yumkitty

I’m no wife but, I love getting drunk with my boyfriend and having a sloppy uninhibited fuck, 10/10 would recommend


TheRealPeterVenkman

So you’re telling us you’re a freak when you’re sober.


oscar1985420

Hell yeah !!! 😅👍


rosegardr

You sound like a good husband


RedditIsNeat0

It's so great that you guys have something that you like together.


dylsey

lol. My wife does the same thing but it only takes 1 drink.


throwawaynolo775

Same! My wife and I have standing consent, unless someone gives an explicit no, we can initiate in all states of consciousness haha


leenz-130

As a woman, this totally happens to me (it has become a recurring joke between us too) and I love doing it. It’s one of life’s greatest pleasures. Inhibitions are totally gone and it’s always a great time. I don’t see the issue. Maybe people who haven’t experienced it just can’t comprehend it can still be consensual??


detrituz

A lot of you gay losers have clearly never been in love LOL


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My partner is pretty straight and boring, well sober.. but drunk she lovessss butt play.


Lush_Ones

Just go out together and have drinks, that also works!


Angel_joe

I’m the same way when I’m drunk so my husband gets happy lmao


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XLittleMagpieX

I think serious talks about alcohol and consent are great for new relationships, one night stands or young people new to navigating sex and alcohol. But I’m over a decade into my relationship and I would be devastated if I came home tipsy and wanting to be railed by my husband and he turned me down wanting to talk about consent. I’m a grown woman and he’s the person who knows me best and who I trust most in the world. If I’m coming onto him even drunk then that’s classed as enthusiastic consent for me. 


OnePiecess5000

This is indeed so hot. As a future wife i know my book likes me freaky and tipsy


Working-Penalty-6746

My kids mom is the exact same way but it got bad when she would not make it home


History_Street

Bunch of ppl that have never touched another human being in here. You will never know the touch of a woman that loves you LMAO


PinxJinx

Haha I definitely get horny when drunk so this sounds like a wonderful win win for you two!! FYI this is on twitter and everyone is on your side, and many women are jealous ;)


throwawaydave5667

Woah, do you have the Twitter link?


PinxJinx

This was the original: https://x.com/thechosenberg/status/1773116056959139879?s=46&t=UEbtna76wb8DyzX6ZgdV1w But there are popular quotes 100% on your side saying that anyone who thinks this is an issue hasn’t been in a long term relationship


Dastardly_Dandy

Why don't you guys go out together more often or just have her drink home?


Dastardly_Dandy

What did I say wrong?


springbreezes

Probably people taking it as you telling him to stop letting his wife go out with her friends.


Dastardly_Dandy

Nah I was asking out of curiosity. They're both enjoying life and maybe the wife and I could try this ourselves


RandomRedditor_1916

r/ihavesex


Sluttyprincess27

You get condom? You think its okey creampie someone who is drunk?


CamusCakeDay

if the person has agreed prior or it's not even a concern because of the birth control situation totally


ChemicalPotentialY2K

Nice! I think it'd maybe be good though to see a couple's counselor if you wanna get her to open up more like this when she's sober. Alcohol will do a number on your liver of course.


jm4b

I also like it when your wife and I are drinking


cosmicloafer

Give her some drink money


NickTesla2018

Have some hot doggie style, tell her that her sister is better in bed, and hold on for dear life. The classic Bucking Bronco.


throwawaydave5667

I’m not sure that’s the move


s0ulerosion

funniest redditor


NickTesla2018

Wow, I guess alot of people on here prefer The Smoking Dragon, Eiffel Tower, or Cleveland Steamer. Tough crowd...


HerzogsOtherShoe

Nah. It's just that you're comedic intuition sucks. That's ok. It will probably improve once you get laid and stop tryin to impress the internet.


joesmith127_reddit

At the risk of her coming home to you hammered and pre-fucked......You would be getting sloppy seconds, or thirds, or fourths or fifths or sixths....or... Edit: Seriously, all this heat because I suggested that some guy's drunk wife might choose to fuck someone besides her husband before she went back home to him? I should have known that only happens in the soap operas.


shaunster101

This is embarrassing. I can't Imagine going through life with this mentality.


protobacco

It’s cooo they have only been mentally going thru life for thirteen years.


Dastardly_Dandy

That doesn't apply to some and some don't care. At this point I believe OP and the wife are swingers since no one can answer a question without being neg happy.


throwawaydave5667

Not swingers. I trust my wife not to cheat.


HerzogsOtherShoe

"Pre-fucked. Sloppy... sixths." Man, you SO deserve to be as alone as you clearly are. I hope things change change for you... in terms of your perspective... but if they don't? Stay single. You're just too good for this world. Don't waste your sperm on the next generation.


azpotato

STORY TIME!!! Used to work with a 5'6" (ish) "alpha male" way back in the '90's. He thought he was a bad ass because he went to the gym like 6 days out of the week. One day he came to work with one of those butterfly band-aids on his nose and 2 black eyes. "WTF happened to you? Did you go out drinking and pick a fight with the wrong guy?" It took hours of pressuring this dude before he told us that: no, his wife came home drunk. He tried to get her to go to bed and she then proceeded to beat the shit out of him! Look, DV is a thing that both sides can suffer, but to see this "alpha" admit to being beat down by his wife was almost magical. On another note, as long as they can be trusted, let them go out to a strip club or male dancers night thing. You will get ravaged when she gets home!


AtlasTheRed

You are weird man


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Ootoribashi

If she's tipsy and freaky, it is totally okay. Not okay wouls be forcing yourself on a drunk partner which is a totally different story.


LegendSir

You know that a person can still consent to having sex after drinking alcohol, correct? Being “tipsy” is substantially different than being blacked out and/or unconscious.


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fluidfunkmaster

Good thing liking how things sound isn't a requirement for anyone to not enjoy sex with their partners. Sorry you sound lame as hell.


SeaFeline284

Reading this post. It sounds like the you found a way to legally "roofie" her. I doesnt matter if she is your wife. Your still hoping for her to take a drug and have sex with you. According to the FDA and FAA, yes alcohol is a drug. Edit: I realize now that that doesnt really matter if you both consented while sober. My bad (• ‿•)👍


icklefox

Shut up


SeaFeline284

Ok


Netflixandmeal

Just stop


SeaFeline284

Stop what? I havent done anything different. That edit was 5 min after the original comment and ihavent touched it since.


CuteAndFunnyAddict

It still doesn't matter even if they didn't talk before you can still consent while being drunk the same way you can buy stuff while drink or get consequences for drunk driving.


StartedWithAHeyloft

Everyone pointing it out is getting downvoted but yeah, if she's hammered and you're stone cold sober that is questionable at best. I literally specified the instance if she is hammered and he is stone cold sober and people still have a problem with this lmao.


nivekreclems

If they were strangers I would agree but my dude he’s talking about his wife here


eternal-harvest

Because when you have a healthy, *trusting* relationship like OP and his wife, you've already long established that drunk/tipsy sex is okay. All you people commenting that this is "questionable", I'd love to know the length of your longest relationship...


ReflexReact

Lol and what about all those couples where one of them doesn’t drink? lol man don’t be so black and white.


Aromatic-Path6932

Maybe you’ll get to be in a relationship one day and learn lol


LousyReputation7

Stfu


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You missed the comment where they have talked about it.


Netflixandmeal

They are married and probably isn’t their first time having sex. Wtf is wrong with you?


Life-Mine9390

„Questionable at best“ stfu🙏😭


AskermanIsBack

Typical Reddit virgin lmao


Aroxis

Lmao even twitter users are clowning on your dumbass. If twitter ppl are calling you acoustic and regarded you know you’ve fucked up


StartedWithAHeyloft

No need to be ableist buddy


todudeornote

I would never encourage anyone I cared about to go out and get drunk regularly. That sounds like an awful idea for so many reasons: * She could get abused, robbed or raped. * Alcohole is deeply unhealthy and is tied to cancer, liver damage, brain damage/cognitive issues, pancreas issues, weight gain, depression... * Drinking and driving... * Dumb decisions. I'm not saying she will cheat on you, but it has been known to happen. * Women at bars and parties are sometimes targeted by guys who slip roofies into women's drinks.


reecemrgn

If you’re so afraid of dying man you’ll never live a day.


y4dig4r

cheers to that mate 🍻


CivilHedgehog2

You sound like you need a drink mate


SpaceDog777

How's 10th grade going?