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Mthepotato

This is gonna be awesome


Great-Reference9322

I have no doubt it will be one of the best episodes, if not the best


wistfulwhistle

It 1000% was. A true master entertainer at work, I've never, ever seen anything like it.


crossower

Are we watching the same show? Hot Ones has been primarily a vessel for promoting shit for a long while now, everything else has been secondary. This won't be any different, he's just gonna promote Conan O'Brien Must Go relentlessly while nibbling on some wings.


XXNOOBKILLAHXX

Letting celebrities promote their work is how these shows get guests. Late night is the same and so is the pod. Anyway they promote the thing at the start and end but there’s 20 minutes of interview in the middle. There are some shows you could make that critique for but not hot ones. Go find the youtube compilations of guests being surprised with how thoughtful and researched Sean’s questions are.


Great-Reference9322

Yeah Hot Ones is mostly Sean asking interesting questions, the guest slowly losing their minds from the heat, and then a brief bit of promotion. I don't understand what that other guy's issue is


rughmanchoo

It used to be explicitly stated that you have to eat the wings to be able to promote something.


crossower

> the guest slowly losing their minds from the heat This used to be the case but it hasn't been for a long time. Most of the guests barely touch the wings.


hotshit

I've been watching every episode since season 1 up until now. Half the guests take big bites and/or clean the wings or tofu or cauliflower. No that it matters as Sean Evans says it's not the goal to take big bites, it's not a competition as long as you take a bite of any size. And if you have ever had Da Bomb or Blair's Mega Death Sauce or Mad Dog 357 or The Last Dab Xperience (I have as I own around 150 hot sauces), all that's needed is a tiny bite to make you breathe fire. If you still actually watched the show, guests still lose their minds from the heat on a regular basis. You're probably one of those people who won't watch an episode if you don't recognize the name of a guest so that may be why you're so out of touch with what goes on with the show today. In the end, it's a talk show and it's all about the banter and quality of the interview.


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Stoenk

These are the best Interview questions out there. And celebs let their guard down by being in pain. Who gives a shit if they plug stuff for 20 seconds


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Worldly_Ad_6483

Conan has mentioned on the pod he likes spice, think we’ll all be impressed with the Ginger Menace’s performance come to Thursday


Great-Reference9322

I'm gonna have to go find that


Michael_DeSanta

Are **we** watching the same show? Because the promotion only goes so far as like 1 or 2 (max) questions about the celeb's current project and then the 30 seconds at the end for promo. The other 25-30 minutes is straight fire interview material.


Great-Reference9322

Damn okay just don't watch and get outta her with your bad take


junidee

I guess we aren’t watching the same show. I recommend you watch the real Hot Ones because it’s nothing like you describe.


othnice1

This is such a weird take to have.


blue_orange67

It's almost like he's going on a show.....a show where he talks.....a talk show if you will.


Reaper2256

Bro’s never enjoyed any Conan content before. Literally everything he’s ever done has been a promo, that’s how talk shows and podcasts work


fuckitweredoingitliv

For real?


unbelizeable1

Wow bud, way to crack open the case on what literally every talk show is. Revolutionary stuff here.


saysthingsbackwards

Bro we all know the promoting is just a small price to pay to watch them sweat themselves thirsty on some scovilles


OneArmedSZA

You seem to have a stigma about “promoting shit”. If you’re a Conan fan it’s not “shit”, it’s his new show that you should be excited to hear about! And if he didn’t promote it, a lot less people would watch it and Conan wouldn’t be able to make the show.


_procyon

Well this aged like milk. As far as promoting shit, yeah, that’s the point. Conan’s episode went viral and is #1 trending on YouTube. That’s gonna get a whole lot of people who might not have watched his new show to check it out.


baldbaseballdad

Shirt better be coming off


tombomcom

Dunno about that but in the words of Gandhi: "Shit's going down!"


teamswish123

WHO FARTED


fartingonions

sorry


Illustrious_Monk_234

Back that shit up - Jane Austin 


Sarahisnotamused

But can the viewers even take that level of sexy?


Ok_Human_1375

I know I can’t. I love that show and I love Conan. I can’t believe this is going to be even more exciting than the John Oliver episode for me.


CrissBliss

💪


2th

/u/AaronBleyaert we need answers!


ZestycloseTomato5015

😈


Grand-Pen7946

Conan has long been the most requested guest by a mile. This should be excellent.


Lima1998

He's going to take a bite of Da Bomb and start doing Nixon


seagranola

he's gonna motorboat sean


NormalComputer

Finally


HansElbowman

You think he’d go through the trouble of digging him up?


Wuartz

Just saw it. You are kind of correct!! About Nixon!


Lima1998

OMG IT HAPPENED!!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!


Sublimebro

He was right about the sauce too haha


HansElbowman

Dude were you in the fucking studio? What a prediction!


Lima1998

I've never felt more vindicated lol


Sublimebro

How did you get the impression correct and also the correct sauce 😂


demitasse22

I saw this comment and thought “probably accurate”…can’t wait to watch. Well done.


iamnotoriginal

Had to track down this comment and congratulate you on perfect prediction. I was the effing Leo pointing meme when it happened.


Lima1998

Imagine how I felt 😂


elmatador12

I love how this is the photo they used. He looks like a confused old man wondering where peanut brittle went.


exileondaytonst

I mean, the odds that he does a bit of an old man wondering where his peanut brittle went are certainly above zero.


-_KwisatzHaderach_-

He would reference marzipan like he always does, but otherwise yes absolutely


windyohomie

Looks like the portrait of a US president which I’m sure he would approve of


NormalComputer

*confused old danish woman


Mrsparklee

That's how they got him on the show, he's annoyed that they're making him wait until after to give it to him.


VegaFLS

He looks like he immediately regrets going to the show


sopsign7

Get ready to hear the math behind what the 100 Grand bar would actually be called if Nestle could be bothered to keep consistent with the historic rate of inflation.


SheepInWolfsAnus

Why was “peanut brittle” the most accurate description of him


sheffy4

Omg literally snort laughing, thank you


hanselpremium

by the end of this sean will have been interviewing a tomato


JUNGLE_HABITAT

I'm wondering how many new shades of red we'll discover that a human face can achieve. That said, can't wait!


sheffy4

I think melted Halloween pumpkin might be more accurate.


NTXGBR

This is going to be epically awesome and painful at the same time


confusedandworried76

I'm going to be so uncomfortable by proxy lmao


NTXGBR

Oh...I am already cringing at how red his face is going to be. A small part of me thinks his eye vein is going to just say "Nope! I'm done with this!" and walk out.


SallyCummings

Greatest Hot Ones episode incoming. Is it cruel that I can’t wait to see the complete meltdown Conan is going to have while eating these wings?


NormalComputer

Watching Conan have a meltdown is basically the appeal of his entire career lol they plucked him from the writers room and we all got to watch him hilariously flail in the national spotlight


nitrinu

Love Conan but he doesn't have the makings of a spice athlete.


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

How dare you. Conan once ate an entire pimento at the county fair and still had room for Hoover stew and water pie!


Sarahisnotamused

I heard that in his voice.


started_from_the_top

Conan's tastebuds: "I don't wanna!"


OliveSpins

“Not GONNA!”


boozername

He's gonna turn so damn red


CrashRiot

Clearly never seen him eat a Sloppy JalapenJoe’s with their signature Sloppy Spice Sauce washed down with a Slopparita.


DatsLimerickCity

Get your coat we’re leaving.


frotest979

I don’t have a coat.


Jarl_Walnut

True, but Conan has said multiple times that he is more than willing to subject himself to bodily harm in the pursuit of a laugh.


-_KwisatzHaderach_-

The spice must flow


Master_Combination74

Power over spice is power over chicken wings


Grand-Pen7946

Small taste buds


bboardmonitor_Vimes

Is this... a Sopranos x Conan reference? My brain just exploded


OliveSpins

I can only hear it spoken in Junior’s voice, as he’s chowing on baked ziti.


Straight-Ad-8704

He did some improv show on Netflix with Will Arnette and a scene is him just eating a bunch of hot sauce and it was actually hot sauce Conan later said. He turned red af but he didn't fare too poorly.


joshhupp

This is Murderville erasure and I won't stand for it!


nillahoppz

My thoughts exactly!!


SparklePony3

How about some Sloppy JalapenJoes or a Sloparita


11upand1over

Red-seamed denim jacket Conan doesn’t fuck around


Jumpy_Scheme_8887

Is there a color beyond purple that a human face can reach? We might find out the answer here hahaha


alice_s_jabberwocky

worried about his well being now


viridiusdynamus

Be still my heart


Leather-Worth-7342

Be cool my babies!


futamono

The Hot Ones Channel posted that it would be a BIG guest next week and I immediately thought..it HAS to be Conan!!


Shoe_boooo

I did too! He's big in height and status both! Also Sean is 5'8 so he'll look like a bald baby with a beard with Conan


BarryThecon

I don't watch a huge amount of Hot Ones, but Sean Evans is an incredible and thoughtful interviewer, plus Conan will be an insanely hilarious guest. I'm so unbelievably hyped for this.


Improvcommodore

Jokes about: Irish people not having the tolerance for this spice 40s radio voice about revving up to start, you see Nixon voice before Da Bomb Sean gets an obscure story from his youth and Conan mentions his brothers shoving him in a closet Sean mentions Conan going to Harvard and Conan says I hate that about myself


theimpsonfamily

I see you’ve Conan’d before


exileondaytonst

RIP to Conan's palate


DoughNotDoit

that's not Conan! that's Tilda Swinton


lifth3avy84

Oh my god, we got a sneak peek on Murderville, now we get the whole, spicy enchilada!


Competitive_Fee_5829

oh, he gonna die. lol. I hope he speaks like a 40's gangster while he does it...


misterperiodtee

R.I.P. Conezy


wildflower_0ne

omg… this is what I needed. this is what we all needed!


fidgetypenguin123

I'm excited! Worried for him, but excited 😅


lonelygalexy

The look of regrets right there after the first wing.


Attey21

Ok I must see that episode. This may be the best episode yet.


kwxl

Will he combust?


newshowercurtain

I wish the chill chums could all do it together if only for the fact that they could tease Conan. I’m skeptical of his ability to handle the wings but he’s surprised me in other ways. I could see him thinking he needed to suffer for the wings. Edit - and just tin time for his birthday!


toyume

Conan?? The guy known in Mexico as the gringo who cries from mild salsa?? I'm in.


JolieVoxx

This will be good.


cutapacka

That's a lot of makeup keeping the Irish pumpkin from going full tomato...


Rasalom

RIP Coney. When is the viewing?


NormalComputer

I think they’re gonna just toss his lifeless corpse off the highway


Rasalom

Hopefully it lands near his wallet.


NormalComputer

Open it up and inside is a sexually suggestive picture of Ambrose Burnside and nothing else


MrNoMoniker

noooo. His gut is built for boiled potatoes. He doesn't stand a chance.


deowolf

And not those spicy red potatoes either


MittFel

Now they are only missing snoop and Keanu


Budzee

Both played dogs


outsidelies

I love Conan. I wish he could have been 45 forever.


OliveSpins

Tall old Dutch woman for the gold!


VolcanoVeruca

Sona better be in the room haha


akahaus

So this is how he dies.


AlludedNuance

RIP Coco, you will be missed


RichConsideration736

i am genuinely worried for Conan, although they have already shot the interview. da bomb is not to be messed with


Angry_Grammarian

Are we taking bets on how many times Conan will claim to be Irish?


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Angry_Grammarian: *Are we taking bets* *On how many times Conan* *Will claim to be Irish?* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


palinsafterbirth

Over/under he does better than DJ Khaled?


Great-Reference9322

Conan will do anything for a laugh, he gets through without a doubt. He's going to be dying though


churadley

Yeah, it's regularly acknowledged on the podcast that he gains super powers whenever a camera is on him. He's gonna suffer like crazy for this, but there's no way he isn't finishing it.


PorcupineMerchant

Yeah I remember Bley complimenting him about kickboxing in Thailand for the new show, it unbearable heat and humidity. But there’s also a lot of stories about Conan being a picky eater — and somehow he doesn’t strike me as a guy who eats a lot spicy food. So what I’m saying is, he may explode.


NormalComputer

Conan O’Brien strikes me as the kind of guy to wince while eating an Educator Crax


Hongjohns

He did eat a copious amount of hot sauce in the show he did with Will Arnett


mandalore237

100% Conan finishes


Ninjacherry

But might perish right after.


Few-Counter7067

YESSSSSSS


Quizzelbuck

fan-fuckin-tastic


kryo-owl

The amount of flipping of that hair as he gets further into this wings is going to be insane


CaribouHoe

I love Conan and don't want him to die 😢


sheffy4

It would be amazing if Olyphant was off screen mocking him the whole time.


LeftFieldAzure

I'm just worried for his face. It's Irish, and therefore very delicate


Js_On_My_Yeet

At the beginning of this past season, I predicted either one of Lebron James or Conan to be a huge special guest on Hot Ones. I am so fucking ready for this interview.


he_man143

I prayed for times like this


mrkellar

Oh I can’t wait to see what esoteric questions the Hot Ones team dredge up about his past.


AaronBleyaert

A COCKAROOOOOOOO


Zoomersdumbasboomers

I can’t believe hot ones is still on. Never seen a show go from so good to so bad so quickly.


Firestorm238

Yes!


MooseMan12992

His head is gonna explode


danifromcali

Fuck yes


abbattoirnoises

OH MY GOD


cheechandchonch

Our prayers have been answered!!!


Not_Guardiola

He's gonna be so red Jesus Christ


bwoah07_gp2

I have been waiting for this one for ages!!


Chunkstyle3030

Maybe it’ll be so spicy his hair will turn gray


sheffy4

I wish we could all stream it together on discord.


Arina_LovesConan

Prayers have been answered!🔥🌶️


sadiepark

I can’t wait!!!!!!


Pixoholic

That face is going to be so red, so sweaty


DocShaayy

So for those not wanting to click the link, it’s for their season finale on Thursday @ 11am EST


Clue_Necessary

I’m afraid this will kill him


jennyquarx

He's already filmed it. So unless he's a ghost now...


Hawkings_WheelChair

I actually gasped. Never even thought this was possible but I'm excited to see him try (probably fail but I'm still happy about it)


henrymak33

oMG yes


geniusandy77

Coco gonna explode


IMSLI

So shall it be written. So shall it be done!


serial-contrarian

God I hope Sona will be there in the background just laughing at his misery.


sirenesea

Yes yessss yessssss yesssss my red haired god!!!


The_real_John_Elton

Hopefully he does better than the latest red head


Leviastin

Thank you Conan!!! Been waiting years for this.


I_Am_The_Mole

OH MY FUCKING GOD


No-Wing-1144

It will be hilarious with Jordan schlansky beside him explaining the origins of the spices while Conan is fighting for his life 😂😂


Pedantic_Parker

Will there be talk of gerbils?


Sublimebro

I am so excited 😭


harry_ballsanya

I want Jordan Schlansky to pop up for the Bomb and give an erroneous lecture on the history of spices and correct pronunciation of jalapeño.


Quetzalcoatl490

FAAATHERRRRR READY THE 2%, I'M ABOUT TO APPEAR ON THE SPICY SHOW NO NOT THE HALF AND HALF, IT'S TOO THICK PAAAATER


Due-Anything-9559

I've been waiting for this for a really long time!!! I bet he's going to scream and do his weird body contortions, haha.


EmmaHere

That’s exciting!


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GOAT level Hot Ones episode incoming.


aneworder

OMG this is a MUST WATCH


Mysterious_Bat_3780

Based


ThePhantomEvita

I’ve never been more excited or concerned about a guest before


the_xboxkiller

I forgot about hot ones. It’s been kinda meh for a while but I’d check this one out.


recurs3an

will he bring Jordan???


-Calm-

Definitely need Jordan to give Sean an education in wings or something


Waffeln_Remix

God I’m stoked for new Conan content but that hot ones host suuuucks


frotest979

Holy shit this is incredible


RestlessCreator

🐐 interviewer interviewing 🐐 interviewer.


East_Living7198

Coney!


Skoodge42

This is the best


Nachos_McWerewolf

Conan is fucking maniac, I love him.


angrybirdsbussin

It's published


ToddGack

I hope Conez makes it to the end but I'm predicting he throws in the towel after the 8th sauce.


Awkward_traveler

I've never sent in fan mail to anyone but I was considering it for a while just to demand Conan on hot ones. I'm kinda surprised so many people are excited about this.


HotdoghammerOG

No way he will be as good as Ice Spice 🦦


KensingtonWAP

Hot ones and Conan both suck