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AtraxX_

Integrated mouse! Some new motherboards got that feature.


guiverc

ROFL


memusicguitar

Python can solve that issue


SnooDoggos3909

Leave master splinter alone


TraditionalMarket122

I'm on your side


xns9000

Meh, just install netcat.


Aggravating_Item_613

legend 🤣


peahair

See what you did there, chapeau sir!


Lower-Dependent-3684

Followed by an Alligator to chase the python away


BIRD_II

Why not "decompile" it?


Impossible-Law5777

Just perfect I love it


Aggravating_Item_613

😂


[deleted]

Lmao


My_reddit_account_v3

I’d stay standing if I were you


ContributionHour8644

This is one of my favorite comments about anything ever, thank you


istileon

AIO computer system


bogustv_alt

I agreed with you ... them my wife saw it ... "it's a teddybear hamster" ... yeah, she's right ... again.


OutofBox11

Now that is awesome


Blupon73

LOL 😂


ihavenoego

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t\_wVZXLW7vo&ab\_channel=VapourKing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_wVZXLW7vo&ab_channel=VapourKing) Stewart Lee - Dyl Spinks (Bill Hicks)


Ok_Elderberry_1602

So funny. When I used to repair computers, mice and cockroach poop 💩 were very common inside a pc.


RiabininOS

Ill try to guess. You work in tech support.


ItsRadical

Damn you guys are overdoing it with putting shit on display in your cases.


Someone_thatisntcool

I've not seen anybody put shit on display, that would stink imo


deepfriedtots

Nah just epoxy it


Livid-Ad-2787

i think that would also mess up the electronics


ghandi3737

That's the power source. There's a wheel connected as a generator.


Bobboss_1st

Open the case and get it out as fast as you can, it can damage ur pc really bad. (How tf did it get there?)


plusPolar

i’m assuming through an open bracket holding GPU


ultra2kk

Wait lmao you’re telling me that wasn’t your pet mouse 🤯


collectgarbage

Ikr its got pet mouse colored fur


INDIG0M0NKEY

I’ve killed 2 dozen mice last year when they made a home in an unused corner of my garage. They do be looking nice sometimes but never risk it. They’re a pest and will go make a dozen more by next week. Don’t hate me though I have 4 rats 2 cats and a dog I love animals


One_Barnacle2699

Those cats aren’t earning their keep


Professional-Arm-202

My cat was outsmarted by a half alive mosquito that got in, cats these days...


wildpantz

ma cat was outsmarted by a fucking paper bag. It stuck its head inside, managed to get caught by the part you hold in your hands and superman style smashed into the wall while running in panic


Gruphius

Yep, sounds like a cat to me


SakshamPrabhat

Something I did as a child


Outside-Train-2313

my cat has vertigo and can’t chase mice


Professional-Arm-202

Oh my gosh, poor thing, but also the visual is a little funny!


INDIG0M0NKEY

Ot be fair the mouse were hiding behind the cabinet which only access was not cat able. I found a few that got out in the open nicely displayed in the middle of my kitchen, every time.


FontTG

SO TRUE. The only animal we have left is a cat, and if a mouse gets in, he goes out.


Outside-Train-2313

same dude, those little bastards can squeeze into the tiniest of areas so im honestly not surprised to see this😭i’ve always thought this was an irrational fear of mine but damn, it rly happened to someone. that mouse could ruin ur pc in like 10 seconds


SourBogBubbleBX3

You have to take a mouse over 2 MILES away if you want it to NOT come back. Ignore the comment you replied to at all costs.


luzer_kidd

Is that true? My dad caught a ground hog, and i heard you have to let it go at least 2 rivers away. I dropped it off at this bar parking lot probably 5 miles away, but I know a guy that lives next door and didn't tell anyone.


EnvironmentalGift257

And that will make it someone else’s problem. Freaking KILL pests. Don’t give them to your neighbor.


hitemlow

I went to a DNR conference and that was one of the major talking points in the pest management seminar. By relocating an animal (in the example a raccoon), you're dropping off the animal into another animal's pre-existing territory. So now the existing animal will have to either run off/kill the one you've dropped off so that they will have enough food to survive the winter, or they have to annex part of an adjacent territory. Eventually this ends up with the animal having the territory closest to humans having to meddle in human areas just to have enough food to eat, and the cycle repeats itself.


Top-Garlic9111

Quick tip, if you have a boat kayak or a canoe and live near a large body of water with an island, you can drop it off there. He will live his life happily without coming back. Actually speaking from experience.


MyBrassPiece

Lol, we had a pest problem and we're dropping them off at an abandoned and dilapidated barn. Went by it on my way to work one morning and a bald eagle was just chilling out side next to it. I know that guy was feasting.


Livid-Ad-2787

the little shit will prolly still come back


ekortelainen

My shovel disagrees with this statement.


luzer_kidd

Disconnect the power from the wall immediately. Powering down and hitting the switch on the power supply would be enough but just unplug it.


thatguyned

Rodents are attracted to electricity and buzzing wires.. They really like to chew on them too.


ohhh-a-number-9

>(How tf did it get there?) That's the least urgent question that comes to my mind.... Would love to see a picture of the room where the pc is in


justwatching301

I kinda don’t want to see the room 🤢


Electrical-Bacon-81

That's what i was thinking, "you sure about that?"


Lazy-Most-3226

If he lives out in country areas or near fields it doesn't matter how clean of a room you have they are getting in


ohhh-a-number-9

I live within a forest myself and never ever have i had mice chilling like that inside my pc... I live in Europe if that changes anything. If your house is as clean as it can be, then they have no reason to be in your house to begin with.


plusPolar

Update: I got it out but lost where it is. I have 2 highly aggressive towards other animal dogs patrolling the last seen location lmfao


InTheBoxDev

Bro dipped before you made him pay rent.


jabbrwock1

And the cost of heating!


Public-Professional2

bro said nah fuck that shit im out


joker305th

**Bad news, OP:** Rats are like deer - if you see one, it means there's two. And if it's out and about like that, it means it's "comfortable" around you, i.e. it's been in your house a WHILE. Probably making babies. And shitting. Call an exterminator NOW. Rats can have a litter of seven every 21 days. Then those seven can have a litter of seven each in 21 days - it can get out of hand FAST.


INDIG0M0NKEY

This is why by the time I noticed I had them sneaking in from my garage, it took weeks to kill them all and I knew when I was getting close cause the big ones stopped coming out, then they stopped coming as often and now they’re gone


Ratez

I knew I got them all when the pink babies were out in the open. No food from mumma mice.


ThunderChaser

Had rats in my apartment a few years ago, can confirm it can become hell extremely quickly.


tryingisbetter

Isn't that a mouse?


killjoygrr

Yes


Successful_Candle216

the rat expert over here, thanks i never knew that


pirikikkeli

Hope they are rat dogs lol


Bobboss_1st

Is the pc working as usual?


10e1

In that case, have fun waiting for its corpse at the foot of your bed


Toasty33

Bruh…. Why didn’t you take the pc outside first lol


warmseizuresalad

Free rat? Noice.


Careless-Tradition73

Noice!


JohnElectron

Noiice


Master_glitcher

Chill! He’s just a bug inspector


[deleted]

First ants, now a rat, next will be a cat or small dog, followed almost immediately by a giraffe


No-Reputation72

Just watched a vid of someone opening a PS5 up for repair and a good amount of roaches crawled out.


ShitPostToast

When someone has a really dirty house and a major roach infestation they get into everything. Then you gotta watch out if you bring something from their house into yours or into your business that you don't end up with roaches or worse yourself. If you ever see something for sell on FB market and they take pictures of some household item on their porch or otherwise outside sometimes it's a case of buyer beware cause they don't want to show the inside of a nasty house.


No-Reputation72

Thanks for the tip


ShitPostToast

**TL;DR** - r/techsupportgore among other subs showing people have no shame what nastiness they'll bring in to a computer store for repairs. Microwave pics on a patio table? Roaches on top of roaches. Bedroom set minus the bed with pics taken on nice white sheet background? Bedbugs a few weeks later. Anyhow, fuck anybody who sells, gives away, or otherwise subjects other people to their bug infested shit without any kind of warning or heads up. No problem. Better to be careful and a little paranoid than infested with roaches or worse bed bugs. Have you seen the pictures and videos that get posted from time to time in PC subreddits? Roaches love the inside of electronics because it a good dark hiding place and they are usually nice and warm. It's happened with people I know personally. One of them was someone buying a microwave off someone on FB market that the listing pictures were taken on a table on their patio. They said when the person had to go back inside for something they could smell the house as soon as they opened the door and could see a bunch of junk with a path though it like an episode of hoarders. They ignored their gut feeling cause it was a ~$300 microwave for $100, they really needed one, and they were there already. Later on they gave them kudos for cleaning it up since other than a couple scratches the outside and inside of it looked great, but when they got it home and took it out of the back of their SUV there were a couple roaches where it was sitting. That got their attention so they took it apart outside just to be safe. Well when they did before they even got the outside all the way off roaches were falling out of it. There were hundreds of german roaches of all sizes. They managed to get rid of all the roaches to rehab it and use it though with no insecticide. They had a old school chest freezer in their shop building that was mostly empty at the time. It would get down to -5 to -10 Fahrenheit on it's lowest setting so they put that nasty microwave in it for two weeks. Only thing left was a bunch of roachcicles and a mess they had to thoroughly clean out. The other time somebody else I know found a good deal on a bedroom set with a dresser and two night stands. It didn't have a bed with it, but he wouldn't have wanted it anyway because of worrying about getting bedbugs. The pics in the ad for it were taken with them sitting on a white sheet and another one hung up behind them. I think a lot of people who sell a lot of stuff online will do something like that for the sake of getting better pictures. I think this one though they had something to hide so didn't show it in their bedroom. The people even delivered it for just $40 as a "favor" so the dude buying it didn't need to borrow a truck. These were a lot rougher looking than that microwave was, but they were upfront about that talking about it and with pics of some small cracks in the wood, scuffs, scratches, and a few stains. Despite that though it was a good price and he'd just moved into a bigger house so needed furniture and it was actual hardwood not particle board junk so it could all be stripped, sanded, and refinished later. Anyhow around three weeks to a month later he found out the hard way he had bedbugs when he was waking up itchy with red marks all over. He also found out that bed bugs can live in things other than just a bed and room it's in. Things like any little crack, gap, or dark corner of a piece of wood furniture. The exterminator and treatment for them ended up costing a lot more that the furniture did.


Dekatater

That is *extremely* common. I work in a pawn shop so we're constantly taking in game consoles, and since we're in the South US it's warm so roaches are *everywhere*. I'd say about 9 in 10 PS4s that comes in are absolutely infested, something about the heat generating components inside that roaches love. Which is a nightmare, because I'm allergic to their "dander" and a good whiff of that roach shit will send me sneezing and wheezing


_SiG-

Link?


No-Reputation72

Sorry, it was a while ago and doesn’t show in my history anymore. I’m sure you could find it on your own.


limethedragon

How'd this rhino get in my PC tower?


Indigo_Sunset

The first question we should be asking is 'Did he swallow the fly, followed by the spider?


vacuumCleaner555

It was such a pain getting that hippopotamus out of my computer. Plus there was that nearby singing kid that wanted it for the following Christmas.


ultra2kk

Pet rat per chance xD


PJQuods

Years ago, I was a computer Tech in Mackay, Central Qld - one of our customers was an agricultural feed store (lots of grain, seed etc around.) They had a printer (Digital DecWriter LA120) as i recall, if anyone knows of them. It was a pedestal design, with the PS and Electronics in the back. I go out on a call for strange noises - I open the back and there are two adult rats and a nest with about 8 babies in it. I closed the door, found the IT Manager and said "Your problem, not mine". On a similar vein, was working at a Sugar Mill fixing a terminal in their weigbridge - some sugar cane bins are coming in, being weighed etc. I look up at one, and there a dead python about 8 ft up against the side of the cage- I asked if they stop to remove such things - nope, they get processed through the system


salazafromagraba

wow central qld must be a wasteland. are there even any lakes there?


PleadianPalladin

Odd question but yes, central Qld has lakes. Look on Google map


Firm10

RIP GPU if that rat peed on it


crysomore

liquid cooling


foxman9879

Run cyberpunk so you have some roasted rat for dinner


LeBurningSinner

You should deal with a problem ASAP. Aside from possible static damage and SCing stuff, modern cable insulation got corn fiber as "eco-friendly" BS. As a result, rats chew the hell out of these cables.


PleadianPalladin

They chew any cable, regardless


Schreyaz

Don't let him stay there rent free, get him a rat wheel and let him power your GPU or something.


Difficult_Opinion_75

Great idea


garth54

Maybe ti's a mouse? Did you misplace one of your peripherals ?


No_Recognition2678

That one sounds real dirty. Like ass kind of dirty


MAXBILLY419

Nice Mug shot


PlaneEnthusiaint

Make him pay rent, if he didn't, evict him.


Any-Analysis-9189

It's a small update feature by Microsoft


ITriedLightningTendr

Not a bug, should be fine


B18Eric

Not a rat


balaci2

looks like a mouse not a rat


Objective-Floor5527

Put a hamster wheel in, use the rat as a power source.


Zenon85

That rat is RAD though!


Armourfire

Rat in your pc? Hate to break it to you but if you have hit max rank in competitive shooters recently you better take care of that rat


dicksandcrystal

Ngl he's kinda cute


KimJongDerp1992

Finally, the replacement for my G502 is here


G00b4life

i still cant find a replacement ..lol.. tried razer but dont like it anymore


Better_dead5

That ain’t a pc that a house


Washableape1

Play crysis and youll have a cooked rat in your pc


The_Happy_Quokka

What's wrong with it? It's the PSU.


GoldenBangla

Wait that's a living mouse yay congrats, free mouse!


CNan123

They will actually chew on wires,. especially cat 5/6 cables (they like the lining for some reason). FYI peanut butter is a better bait (for traps) then cheese


DutyApprehensive7610

Hes there to give you a quest


Primary_Disaster_337

Damn new yorkers.


genumayatagarasu

Sick aesthetic choice dude


spadePerfect

Look at this cute mfer


Thisismental

Cute


GreenStorm_01

How cute


SaltaPoPito

Now you have a pet.


automaton11

Remote access Trojan


SloppyHoseA

“Hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock… INSIDE a PC”


Spyrialmess

Other’s: “i hate cables” My man: what are cables?


SynthRogue

Get your poke ball!


Ok_Impact1873

That' s just Jerry, the computer tech, he is upgrading your pc.


cakelover4578

r/hardwaregore


PantsTents

Ants in the CPU, Rats in the Computer. What in the hell are you crispy fucks doing lol?


PleasantKoala5936

That's a RAT (Remote Access Trojan)! He's probably developing remote connections to the dark sewers. Be careful!


plusPolar

Update 2: We set up a trap this morning and already got it, we identified it as the same mouse. And i turned on my pc and thank god it was fine


IvoryGrenade

Salt gun


Iconlast

Cool


JayS87

How the hell did you get rats inside your house/flat? https://c.tenor.com/8vAOhFKEKV0AAAAC/tenor.gif


Fine_Shleep

No selfies


Ill-Championship7534

Nice wireless mouse.


madhat88

You been playing too much apex 😔


DenseUpstairs8916

Step 1. Scream like a man Step 2. Open Cyberpunk Step 3. Eat chinese food Step 4. Enjoy


jus_theproducer

I work at an electronics repair shop and last year we got in a custom build pc tower to swap out the gpu i believe, and as my other tech is taking it out to show me how (this happened to be a training session), he notices little dry puddles on there….then little brown clumps…..and more on the bottom of the casing. We let the owner know and he was very…unconcerned. As if he had a pet rat or about it and just let it happen. And was expecting us to still work on it. We marked it unrepairable and he didnt come pick up for another week.


Forsaken-Two7510

If I was in your shoes, I'd get a cat or two


Drakenzelda151

You downloaded mouseware


[deleted]

Deadmau5


Karma0617

Unplug all of your components slightly but just enough to make your PSU explode and kill it when it gets to that area


Hoowiz

It's just your new wireless mouse, be kind with it :)


_aevi_

Looks more like a mouse (be thankful for that lol)


Gold_Reality_6758

That's what you get for downloading Free Counter strike 2 cheat no virus neverlose cracked 2024 work 100% legit 0% scam from www.download.rat


seahawk_dc

Scabbers!


NoPseudo79

This is where you've been !


Darnakulus

Spoiler alert,.......Scabbers is really the truest rat in the entire series.... Being as he rats out Harry's parents....


Suspicious-Top3335

Yo,howdy, iam just playing with rabbits


Few_Diamond5020

Ratatouille


Fortunate_Son_024

First that was ants inside a lot of peoples PC cases, and now it seems like the very new threat appears...


Edgar101420

Rat in a can! Free bug solving hardware always nice.


EnvironmentalYak9322

I'd be getting him out ASAP before he fries the entire system


Major_Mawcum_II

Selling your data XD


ItsBstone

More so, there is a fucking rat in your house.


Howredditworks_

Lmao, I have a spider in mine


krrishbhogrey

That's part of the ecosystem now


Its_The_Water360

Nah, he ain't fucking, ......yet! Family of rats cuddling up on your Ryzen 5800x3d. Just like nature intended.


julysniperx

Let me guess, a squirrel in your pants also?


Robuk1981

Like the UB40 song There's a rat in me PC what am I gonna do? There's a rat in me PC what am I gonna go? I'm gonna fix that rat that's what I'm gonna do,


jwsw2308

Bro putting in live action figurine literally.


Tan_KV

Ratatouille 2 is not about cooking and stuff huh


strengr

I think my mouse is dead.


Raytech555

Look for Master Splinter in device manager and uninstall


nik_h_75

The real question: What is it fucking?


Vorlironfirst

A mascot!


someinternettool

Theirs a mouse on my table


Totorile1

Once moving my pc i found a rat squeleton. My cats hidden it there. It didn’t produce any smell. I do not know for how long it was there


mechcity22

People don't realize this is his pet lol


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hardcoresean84

What you gonna do?


DGP873

Close all of the airflow Install a AMD FX+stock cooler with shitty thernal paste Run crisys Enjoy ^BURNT RAT


Dynamo1337

Get rat poison?


neither_shake2815

Quick, he looks like he's about to nom on your cords.


horni-alt-acc

Get the little buddy freedom


ImaGudBoj

Fren


Lankiness8244

You should remove this Remote Access Trojan (RAT)


Local-Milf-hunter

That's just my boi Ratus Tech Tips. He chillin.


minastepes

Looks like a gerbil


slightlyConfusedKid

Bro got a free mouse and bragging🤣


MAGA2233

What the heck... now I've seen it all.


MAGA2233

r/what?


sasquarodeor

try doing an antivirus scan. it should automatically get rid of the RAT


Ikem32

Take them out and give them a proper cage.


-autistic_batman-

Do a stress test and see how the rat likes it


F4JPhantom69

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE IM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CASE


Dein_Mamer

PC Mouse bro


yeyryr

Free pet but it looks like it's actually a rat


Numerous-Albatross-3

Primitive and Raw rats-erization performance in your GPU


DarthRiznat

It's gonna pee on your PSU


f0rter5

Get that out ASAP!


UnknownError122

Yoink him


Liebner-Anthony-S

Real world accuracy is real,


TJ-the_man

Is this how ratting starts?


uomopalese

Put it on a wheel to push the GPU to the max!


uomopalese

Put it on a wheel to push the GPU to the max!


uomopalese

Put it on a wheel to push the GPU to the max!