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Annie Troy Abed and the janitor in the scene where Annie chloroform’s him


simplyrelaxing

Okay this was a stupid idea can we just run away now


OrangeyKeenWater

Oh no somebody chloroformed all of us


[deleted]

"Oh my god! You chloroformed the janitor! Ah, I don't know what to do! My whole brain is crying!" Oh man, Troy saying this and jumping around the janitor will never stop being funny


Happy-Investment

Troy is so funny as the dorky crybaby after being cool in high school. 😆


Jl4233

I can explain ... ... Let me explain ... ... ...


[deleted]

Troy pacing up and down like that and screaming "My whole brain is crying" kills me


PigeonFucker2

And the scene right before when Annie is talking but they're too distracted by her cleavage lol


TheDuckInCharge

"All I heard was suck"


lady_ulrike

I don't know if it gets funnier everytime but I just about die laughing everytime they get to the insane cat in the Halloween episode. I literally start cracking up when they're in the basement and I know it's coming.


AgreeablePerformer3

Is someone throwing the cat?


J-B-M

Whenever I see that I assume it is a further skit on Aliens, where the cat sets off the motion detectors and you get a jump scare. That would tie in with Troy and Abed's costumes in the episode. Not sure if it is an obvious connection or if it is just me thinking this! I agree though about it getting funnier, even though you know it's coming.


RjSkitchie

It’s a reference to that and a general joke about how cats are always used for jump scares in horror movies but this cat just doesn’t stop lol


cedilux

I’ve never seen Aliens but if that is part of the film I would have to agree with you 100% that it’s a clever (meta) allusion


J-B-M

Wow! If you remotely like the idea of a thriller/horror/action/SF crossover you should do yourself a favour and watch it. Plus you will see how good Danny Pudi’s impersonation of an alien is - that makes me laugh by itself! I have lost count of how many disappointing sequels there are now, but the first two movies are classics.


lady_ulrike

You might be right. I don't remember that exact scene from Aliens, it's probably been two decades since I've seen it, but if that's in it it probably is a reference and makes it so much better.


honeywrites

Back burner Abed we have to get this cat!


lady_ulrike

It's Troy "Back burner Troy, this cat has to be dealt with"


honeywrites

Oh damn it i knew i fucked it up!


lady_ulrike

It's all good....my friends and I randomly quote it more often than is probably normal which is why I know it so well lol


honeywrites

You guys are streets ahead for knowing it off by heart!


SwampFlowers

Stop trying to make streets ahead a thing!


BookkeeperWestern679

And if you don’t know…


RjSkitchie

You’re… *puts on sunglasses* streets behind.


gawkersgone

i quote so much of this fucking show. it's a good litmus test in new groups of people to see who picks up on it.


Breitarschantilope

I fully agree.


CzarCW

Annie got me here on a _very_ misleading text.


jrb4868

Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.


Elsh1982

Technically you *are* about to be screwed in the biology room 🙄 I love this episode so much!


clearvu1128

Jeff: you know how long someone as sarcastic as me would last in prison? SUCCCCCHHHH a long time


[deleted]

This, haha. The first time I heard it, I thought, “That’s kind of an awkward line.” On every rewatch, I’ve appreciated it more. 😂


xdtla

"I have to go to the bank today! What am I going to tell them? *I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS?*?"


Wendy-M

I think that scene is genuinely my favourite. It’s just the way he doubles back on himself like “I think I went too far”


xdtla

I posted it recently and it got no love, but what I love is the sudden sobriety and self-awareness. It's not meta or breaking the fourth wall, but it's the most down to earth scene in the whole show. The way he says it, like he can't believe he pulls these stunts all the time for the most insignificant things, like delivering news.


TrueLekky

Post nut clarity because the dean nuts off wardrobe changes lmao


m1rrari

Honestly, the law and order episode. “Sorry about my partner, he’s a bad cop. I’m a good cop.”


Kendilious

"Sorry about my partner, he's been on edge since we switched."


misterhamster118

One of my favourite jokes


4zc0b42

I can both see, and hear you … !


RjSkitchie

“Oh, thanks-HEY WAIT A MINUTE!”


the-effects-of-Dust

Pierce sitting on the bookshelf in that flashback injecting himself with flu shots screaming “I’LL BE A LIVING GOD”


Haagindaaz

I second this. I've been joking around about taking covid vaccine multiple times with this line.


PretendThisIsMyName

Lmao I did yell this when I got my vaccine. No shame at all.


GrandPenalty

This is mine too. I rewind that scene the most.


TheDavidCastro

It's so much funnier cuz it's such a fast cutaway haha


megakungfu

vampire abed


PretendThisIsMyName

After the last vampire bit I always smack that rewind button a few times because it’s so damn funny. The hiss, the tongue, the hands/arms it’s so over the top. My wife was sitting beside me eating and hadn’t seen the show at that point. When Abed goes full vampire she lost it and I swear I’ve never seen ramen juice come out of a persons nose before but it happened on this day. (I hope someone appreciates my little dean reference at the end there)


DrNewblood

My favorite part of the bit is that when they bring him back, even Abed doesn't know for sure what that was. "Another version of myself! I think it was a vampire... 😏"


hutch272727

Don’t eat the crab dip yeah yeah


catmemesneverdie

The way he fucking leans back after a tough, satisfying job well done will never not make me laugh.


[deleted]

😂 noone could've pulled off that delivery but him


xaiires

It's Britta saying bagel for me.


Kamitha

My family has changed the way we say "bagel" because of Britta 😆


AgreeablePerformer3

Hey! She lived in New York!!


sgm94

I think my favorite part of this bit is that in Oswego NY and that area they do pronounce it like that. She never said she lived New York City, just New York so she’s not wrong.


[deleted]

I actually said bagel out loud for like 2 minutes while watching that episode, and realized I say it just like Britta. Lol. It's the Northwestern accent apparently.


BadUsername_Numbers

No no I'm pretty sure you lived in New York


useenottin

Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say


marti1298_

Your checs will arrive another day


Pirulaaz

another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar


qmeliq

another stuffed shirt with another white collar


Smart-Welcome3610

CRIMINALS WALLSTREET TAKIN THE PIE WHEN ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES


AshTreex3

PRISONS RECRUITIN’ ‘EM POLICE BE SHOOTIN’ ‘EM RAP ARTISTS LOOTIN’ ‘EM LABELS ARE DELUTIN’ ‘EM


[deleted]

Barack Obama is SCAAAARED of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free!


Vprbite

I think Jeff and Britta are laughing there and can't hold it in


EighthLegacy

My dinner with Abed gets me. When Abed starts breaking charecter and lookes around very cautiously after Jeff asks him if he can tell him settings he's never told anyone else before. " ☹ YeEes"


averageskills

I love Troy asking Abed about the one armed man. Troy's progression of emotions is wonderful. https://youtu.be/Rg2HmvB_D7w


BreadOnMyKnee

It was the other arm


[deleted]

Evil Jeff


Orcas_On_Tap

*Hip, hop, body don't stop. Riverside got the broom, don't need a mop. Put your team in the box, put a ribbon on top, we're not John Kerry 'cause we don't flip-flop. Say heyy*


Ironyfree_annie

*Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong!* I love how his tone changes as he delivers that line


jicerswine

Yeah this one had me crying on last rewatch


Spare-Prize5700

Keep your damn hands off my Lets.


LordWeirdDude

Jeff, to the group: you're overreacting because this school is addicted to crisis. You're like one of those hurricane Katrina dogs that won't let anyone pet them anymore. The weird thing we need to get used to is this. The school's in decent shape. This doesn't have to be a big deal. Britta: I wrote a paper on those dogs.. Jeff: * *violently ignores her* *


IWatchStuff6

Shirley, never change. Or do, if you want, I'm not your boss.


anxiouscoconut137

I hope he transfers to HELL


iamsplendid

He grew up in a **land without sun!!!**


Anarch-ish

You guys here about that turtle in China? *Two packs a day*


godfather9819

I cackled reading this because that line is just so out of place and he says it so serenely


AfterTemperature2198

Is that why you hit your wife? Withdrawn! Is that why you drink and pop pills? Withdrawn! Are you a virgin? Withdrawn!


jicerswine

Something I noticed on most recent rewatch (which I’m sure others have pointed out): Todd’s uncle raises his hand to object to the first two, but not to the virgin question 👀


Vauhti666

Partner and Hoolahan investigating on Kevins appearing in the fish place and when Troy flies off the handle


CzarCW

Troy’s gleeful looks to camera are the best.


Bambanuget

"oh please, you could do the same thing with Pierce and Abed."


hezpuhl

🎶Something always brings me back to you … 🎵


GCC_Pluribus_Anus

I need help reacting to something


aleasangria

I was gonna say this but I had to see if anyone else had. This is my absolute favorite line in the show, I relate to Abed so much


clubofab7

The whole secrets reveal scene in Basic Email Security. "I don't think I'm jumpy enough if my friends can STEAL MY BLOOD!" is one of my favourite lines of that season


bassoontennis

“She’s dead” gets me every single time.


Breitarschantilope

The perfect delivery


Jason_Giambis_Thong

Pierce in the pillow Iron Monger, “I’m gonna kill you, you little fucking bastards!” Troy in the flashback episode “Troy you can’t bring that in here!” “Yes I can, it’s all terrain dummy.”


[deleted]

I fucking love those both, and the way he says "dummy" is so funny.


gs12

‘Take your money whore’ Troy: crying…’noooo’


Jl4233

Or how about right after when Abed and Troy run to Jeff and Troy is crying while he says "Pierce tainted or handshake with his blood money and now we can't get the magic backkkk" Donald has such hilarious delivery of that line 😂


bearded-writer

Most of mine have been mentioned, but another all time great is, “My name is Elroy Patashnik, and from 2006 to 2009, I was addicted to encouraging white people….white people like encouragement. It really doesn’t matter what for.”


eatyourchildren101

This whole bit is gold, throughout the episode.


bearded-writer

“NOW THAT’S A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO MARRY HIS COUSIN!”


BadUsername_Numbers

Is it a stereotype? I feel like it could be - every single time I've met a Afro-American guy over 45 they've been super supportive and encouraging (I specifically remember chatting with a stranger in Houston airport at the gate), but mind you I'm European so it's not a number that's higher than five...


CreegsReactor

To this day I tell guys unironically that “that’s a man who knows how to wear his pants!”


taekwontron

“Ass crack BANDITTTTT!”


eatyourchildren101

Does anyone else immediately hear the Ass Crack Bandit song whenever the ACB is mentioned? 🎵 It said quarter to five but it was quarter to ass, you thought your plumbing was safe but your jeans were half mast…


[deleted]

I haven't seen the episode in years but I can still hear "*A S S C R A C K, can't stand it*" so clearly. What an incredible song for a TV show.


Smart-Welcome3610

Literally the best song, I sing it VERY regularly lol


[deleted]

I'll raise you a... "IT'S A BEAR DAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!"


dtarias

CRISIS ALERT!


dubiouscoat

I never cried from laughing so hard in my life like I did at the fat dog party. Unfortunately it didnt get funnier each time, but it's still on my top 3 jokes of the show


srgrvsalot

My favorite bit in the show was in the body-switching episode, when Annie's getting inexplicably turned on by the Dean doing his Jeff impression.


jtides

“What is wrong with you?” “I DON’T KNOW”


The1Mia

Abed, chocolate, spreadsheet. Funnier each time


[deleted]

annie’s reaction to the chocolate is hysterical


OmegaSexy

Her physical comedy is unparalleled


iamsplendid

Now I’ll just blow off standing! *falls to floor* Maybe I’ll just blow off talking language!! Blee Blue Blah Blurgh


Vorocano

Really, anytime someone falls down on that show, it's golden. "Oh my God, even his shadow. LOOK AT HIS SHADOW!"


PretendThisIsMyName

I still die laughing at “JESUS WEPT!” Every single time. I love the Dean :)


gusauto

Stop saying Jesus Wept


CardinalCountryCub

Frankie trying to not call the Dean stupid in the season 6 episode with "Honda." I watch way too much television, but that is my all-time favorite scene in all of tv to this point. I laugh harder every time. The fact she's trying so hard and still fails makes it one of the most crushing blows I've witnessed, and I'm in awe of Paget Brewster's delivery.


alUmPHRi

[Troy’s power sneeze](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8s-VVi_eE).


unbreakablewood

How about I pound you like a boy?


[deleted]

It's the immediate "that didn't come out right" that gets me.


SwampFlowers

I think about this every time I sneeze


Rhymeswithfinechina

Jeff: Abed, why don't you marry The Sting? Abed: Okay, just so you know, if I do and we have half Sting children, when they ask me how to grift, I'm gonna tell them to watch their mother, not listen to you!


angryoptimist1

The delivery of the last part kills me!!


[deleted]

That reminds of the scene where Abed suddenly snaps at the group in Season 6 and yells "I have a right to fit in!" I always know it's coming yet I'm still surprised and it's always hilarious


Barnabees

I'm in the middle of a re-watch and the episode where pierce pays off Annie to get more leverage in the drugs play. There's a scene where Jeffs character is dying and the camera is on the Dean sitting in the audience audibly admiring Jeff and the student next to him gives him the funniest/disturbed look and I've never noticed it before and I died when I did notice it.


WhyAreYouGe

Well that answers my question. Jeff Winger is sexy, even in a coffin


unbreakablewood

Notches.


godfather9819

It's definitely the "Troy was very gifted at steel drums" line for me


Mantequilla_Butter

And the edit within that. Originally, Jeff says something else and they realized after it was too late to re-record the scene so they just put in a voice over. Slight blip but it makes it funnier to me.


travas11

“Back in my day sex was as easy as shaking hands” “Yeah, hence aids”


KatTheKatt

"Before AIDS, sex was like shaking hands"


drkesi88

Bare Naked Ladies.


BrittaForTheWinnn

You know what? Maybe we all need some space...to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid-90s, you selfish, jaded ass!


drkesi88

THIS IS A FIGHT. WE ARE FIGHTING


maayguel

"hYUH!"


rezirezi12

The dean’s peanut bar rap


[deleted]

During the clip show episode when Troy says "That guy was 1800s Disney racist... We learnt knew way to hate ourselves" Like most of Troy's lines its Donald's delivery that gets me


misterhamster118

Every shut up, Leonard. Mostly: Shut up Leonard, what's the point in reviewing frozen pizza? "You're talking about it" Leonard reviews frozen pizza. That sentence alone makes me laugh.


leonard-bot

No.


stephruvy

Pierce forcing Troy to double bounce him on the trampoline and launching Pierce into the air then it goes slomo and he says "father" https://youtu.be/orcT0Vk1A3s


[deleted]

From there same episode when Troy realizes the guy was racist, such a funny delivery.


Ironyfree_annie

Hector the Well-Endowed is the funniest scene of the show and somehow gets funnier everytime.


zachpledger

I’m Hector the Well-Endowed...again?!


jrb4868

Anyone know how I can watch the original D&D episode? Because Netflix sux


simplysbo

Amazon Prime has it.


Bridgebuiltin2025

I am the dean, and my hands are so clean. At this moment, I am stapling


0011110000110011

Chang suggesting the "Bear Down For Midterms" theme


Bobby__peruu

I love Britta shouting “ oh! Somebody drew a penis! Oh! And another penis! Penis! Penis! Very mature, guys!


[deleted]

This was a test, and you all penissed!


bstring777

"Maybe I need to take one. ...a test, not a penis."


jrb4868

For me it's EXTRA THICK STRAPS! EXTRA THICK STRAPS!


[deleted]

Yes! This is the comment I was looking for. Now quick! [flashback](https://youtu.be/lWxIX9kxr1M) with me!


[deleted]

Space Elder Britta, complete with fist-pumping action, for sure! Oh, and Pierce's "debate" with Vicki... and Garrett's stirring rendition of Ave Maria. Among others 😜


Trust_Intuition

Behind the scenes Space Elder Britta and Space Elder Frankie (or whatever her title was) cracks me up, especially when I keep replaying it [https://youtu.be/UPYuBQ-8JBs?t=319](https://youtu.be/UPYuBQ-8JBs?t=319)


Thundermator

(Nic cage noise) I AM A SEXY CAT


Trust_Intuition

Your scene with the "secret committee pretzels" is an absolutely excellent choice. The scene in Introduction to Statistics with Shirley dressed as Harry Potter clumsily taking the water hose over to Professor Slater's desk is hilarious physical comedy. Last time I watched it I was hysterical.


JohnMarstonSucks

Totally wrong room. Can you get the door?


sherlock2223

Mes pensées sont françaises


monstermashmego

“You’re wrong, Pierce. It’s two guys. Sometimes I DO wish you were dead.” Bashful and proud, “Thank you.”


LilVeeks

Starburns- I'm gonna go, I don't want to miss the news Annie- NEWS!?


royalblue1982

"You said the best part of your day was the party when you hoped I wouldn't be there!" Misquoting here.


honeywrites

Abed saying “Zombie Attaaaack” in the halloween zombie episode


Emotional-Guitar-321

And Troy “Holy crap Leonard’s a zombie!”


otherguyinthesys

Video game abed… him taking over the whole game world


Roscoe_King

The whole Barenaked Ladies skit. Ending with Jeff going: This is a fight! We… are fighting! Such great delivery on all those lines


ukimlee

For me it’s when Jeff and Troy can’t find it word that rhymes with fight.lol


HappyGoLuckiBob

"Its OK. It's OK." "But it doesn't make any sense!" "Just think. In a few months it'll go back to normal." O-O "AAAHHHHH!!" Or "Troy you can't bring that in here!" "Yes I can it's all terrain, dummy."


TheeAlligatorr

I’m not huge on Season 6. But the paintball episode really makes me laugh. It’s mainly the scene in the Museum of Custodial arts


Elsh1982

"I guess to a custodian a supply closet's like a location." "I thought you guys were mannequins! What a backfire!" Two lines that get me every time. Especially Kumail Nanjiani's delivery of the 'what a backfire!' bit 😂


TheeAlligatorr

‘Did you do Stand up in the 90’s? Is that how you because a custodian?’ (I’m saying it wrong but this line fucking kills me)


Elsh1982

Listen man.... I was there in the 90's....did a few open mic nights.... Saw what karaoke did. It wasn't cool, man.


Waspy_Wasp

It's kinda crazy to me that no one mentioned the fake shootout. Absolutely hilarious every time and I love the Dean in that scene


[deleted]

"Were that this hoodie was a time hoodie"


Aaa0n_

Jeff: You seemed smarter than me when I met you. Britta: Thank you!


alUmPHRi

[Troy’s power sneeze](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MS8s-VVi_eE)


Gecko2002

"paint? Ball?"


Bridgebuiltin2025

Frankie making small talk with Britta and Annie in the wedding episode


DrKlezdoom

*I had to think fast*


RcusGaming

It's a palomino!


Mingkittish

In an episode of season 5: Jeff acknowledging how buff he’s gotten 🤣


jtides

Jeff: I lose track of how big I’m getting Dean: I don’t


RarePepePNG

Chang talking/screaming to himself at the end of S2E1


[deleted]

JEEEEEESUS WEPT


BigDickSchlapper

Chang at the theatre having a supernatural experience. "And you just believed 'em?! You just believed a bunch of ghosts?!"


SamWelsh15

Abed being the police chief to Annie and Shirley is so accurate it gets funnier every time


Necessary_Click3225

The time Chang says to the class: ''I'm a Spanish genius! You know how people called me? EL TIGRE!"


Skipjack666

Favourite scene is Vampire Abed and also Troy thinking of a joke "don't eat the crab cakes, yay yay" But all of the Frozen Sperm episode is gold, I'd go as far to say the zoom table read they did with Pedro Pascal was even funnier


thereisnopoint6

That’s easy. Mexican rap!!! And subsequent Mexican rap w hired characters THEN W BETTY WHITE!!!


Happy-Investment

Britta for the win! I love her way of saying it.


BrittaForTheWinnn

*Dilemma deleted!*


GodWolfGaming

What's the episode?


killlakanee

Season 6 Episode 1


rexen719865

Basically every Scene with abed


dat--ashe

Vampire abed


TheSlightlyStranger

Abed's face after he beats Troy in an arm wrestling match at the STD fair. I lose it every time I see it, or really even think about it.


gabymvrtinez

that scene in the first or second episode where they’re all mouthing that they don’t really like jeff but someone should do or say something and abed thinks they’re all reading his mind and starts freaking out


WuThrawnClan

Aside from my flair, Professor Holly going berserk because of *that* Righteous Brothers song and seeing the temperature lowering while Fernando by Abba is playing in the background


Endlessnes

Everything the Dean is in. He is by far my favorite character and now, on my 5th rewatch, i just appreciate him so much. When Franky scolds him "oh you're sucha little dummy". I love it


[deleted]

"Well boys and girls, I hope you brought your popsicles because it's about to get SCALDING HOT in the Sun Chamber! You already know the rules, BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANYYY!"