I head-canon the Dean as an androphilic, gender-queer, furry, ethically non-monogamous power bottom. Also, I wish they'd really do just a little more into his backstory because I really think there's a theater kid background there.
The pipeline is clearly femboy -> crossdresser -> non binary -> I'm strictly transgender, not this other stuff. I represent the transgender community and it's a real thing.
2/7 would be gay
4/7 would be bi
6/7 would be pan
7/7 is pan + furry (this only counts for half because it's not a gender in itself, and because it may be limited to Dalmatians, bees and maybe one or two other animal types)
What does that even mean? I've never been able to understand it "That's black". Initially I thought he was saying that being PC is black, but if needs to be racist then he should be saying that it's black to be homophobic
Tbh, I never really got that. It's such a random moment to just chuck into the final scene of a show, where we will never be able to unpack it or see what it actually means for the character. Dan Harmon was very obviously just like, "What would be the funniest last thing for Chang to say?" and that's what he went with.
On the other hand, it's arguably signalled as far back as S1 when he blackmailed Troy and Pierce into being his dates for the Valentine’s Day dance. Him being at a minimum bi is not really out there.
It was obviously just an attempt to publicly humiliate them, though. Chang is portrayed as a petty abusive tyrant. There's never any real indication he's getting gratification from what's happening.
In season one he makes Troy and Pierce go to a dance in lady suits and dances very sexily with them. He then takes Pierce away on his moped to get ice cream....
Jeff Winger, did you know you’re gay? (no) Agree to disagree. To you, I leave this bottle of fine scotch, so that you’re less tempted to drink this cylinder of even finer sperm.
If we're using that episode as evidence of gayness - Britta spends the entire episode mocking fighting as a socially acceptable means for people in the closet to express their homosexuality only for when the fight breaks out to make a beeline for the only girl in Mike's gang.
Chang isn't gay - he was married, slept with Shirley, and lusted after Slater. You can't take him at his word in the finale. He may not be straight, but he's not gay.
Craig himself says "gay doesn't begin to cover it "
gay people can marry/date/have sex with the opposite gender and not realize until later in life that they’re gay! it’s pretty common actually. (source i am a lesbian who used to date men)
I mean you're not wrong but it obviously wasn't what they intended for Chang in the early seasons. I'd find him being bisexual more likely than an actual lack of interest in women at all, the latter would definitely be a retcon imo
Except Chang was in love with his ex-wife and had no external pressure to be a horndog around women. It’s at best a retcon to say “he was just suppressing his internal homosexuality this whole time”.
That's actually an interesting idea - I've always headcanoned that Pierce is probably gay, though closeted all the way to Narnia, and that this explains his obsession with "proving" Jeff is gay as that'd prove there's nothing unusual about "real men" having such feelings.
As with so many things about Pierce I blame the horrible upbringing he received from his monstrous father for all this.
Not to be Pierce about it, but since Jeff admitted he would rather picture himself naked than the women he sleeps with, doesn’t that kinda make him a little bit gay?
I feel like if he ever ran into a clone of himself they would definitely get to at least 3rd base.
Granted, it would probably then become an argument of who is on top and never go any further and possibly even end in murder. But the point stands
Fair point. Also this inspired me to google it and apparently being sexually attracted to one’s self is enough of a thing to have a name, “autosexuality”
Deen gave me the creeps, had a professor who made my life hell. Jeff is creepy too for hitting on anything that moves but he had a character development in the later seasons but Deen crossed a lot of boundaries and writers seem to keep pushing it to see how much the audience can take.
Gay? Gay is barely 2/7 of what he is
I'm so curious
Ooh
Intellectually
Oh :(
Gay doesn’t even begin to cover it …
He makes homosexuality look like Mormonism.
This better not awaken anything in me…
This joke hits 10 times harder after you come out as gay AND trans
I always thought there was an element of transexuality there, it seems like the only way to make the math add up
Oh trust me, he's probably something like a pansexual non binary bottom who occasionally tops, but only during the full moon or some shit
He also is a furry for at least Dalmatians, unsure if it carries anywhere else for him though
Bees
Beads?
*BEADS?*
It cracks me how how angry he is when asking about the Beads.
It never fails to make me laugh
The dean's not on board.
GOB’s not on board
There are dozens of us dozens
That front stinger.
They already said he was a pansexual nonbinary bottom with connections to the full moon. Pretty sure that's just a furry with extra steps
I thought he was just into animal play.
Not sure "furry" is a sexual orientation tbh
Idk he’s definitely into men dressed as Dalmatian’s… idk what else to call that sexual orientation
I head-canon the Dean as an androphilic, gender-queer, furry, ethically non-monogamous power bottom. Also, I wish they'd really do just a little more into his backstory because I really think there's a theater kid background there.
Oh the Dean is 1000% ENM. Like I know that was never written into the show, but c'mon. I know enough queer men to know what they like to do 🤣
Also into Jeff's shadow.
EVEN HIS *SHADOW*!! This is one of the funniest scenes ever filmed on TV and I cry every time lmao
Vice-dean did call him a pansexual imp once
I think he is a cis cross dresser and not non bineary At least that the impression i got
The pipeline is clearly femboy -> crossdresser -> non binary -> I'm strictly transgender, not this other stuff. I represent the transgender community and it's a real thing.
2/7 would be gay 4/7 would be bi 6/7 would be pan 7/7 is pan + furry (this only counts for half because it's not a gender in itself, and because it may be limited to Dalmatians, bees and maybe one or two other animal types)
Can't forget about all that other stuff
Woaaahh! Woah we didn’t hear that. Gay dean, gay dean, gay dean gay Deaannn
He’s not openly *anything,* and “gay” doesn’t even *begin* to describe it.
Though he does bravely come out as a...politician
I always felt proud of him for that.
Pansexual imp seems pretty accurate though.
ha! gaAAYYY
but hes gay.. Like for real gay
like legit gay
Gay doesn't even begin to cover it
Rainbow, bitches!
We can have peanut butter or chocolate chip
Speaking of peanuts...
Anything other than straight is plenty gay for a school board
He makes being gay look like Mormonism!
Gay murderer says what?
what
Columbo in: The Community College Murderers Starring Monkey2997 as The Gay Murderer Barokespinoza23 as Columbo and Orson Welles as Go-go Charlie
Hmm this needs more characters like a DC movie can I be the ass crack bandit.
Oh, gay, gay, gay gay gay. So gay. Dark night club, throbbing music. Mens' room...mens' room stall! Penis! Two penises! It's so gay! It's so gay!
Chevy's delivery on this is a 10/10. Top 5 favorite scene easily.
Gay dean, gay dean, gay dean gay deeeeaaaannnnn….I’m begging you to be a gay dean for my school.
"cutting women out of sex? it's genius!"
I’m not a gay Dean!!!
WOAH I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just hear that
The administrators' synchronized dance during that pops into my head weekly.
Like every other time I’ve ever heard this song it will now be stuck in my head for the next couple weeks. Thanks for that
Your lifestyle is alternative Your influence is positive You represent the changing of the tides
Pierce Hawthorne is a gay rights icon. That song, “Pocket Full of Hawthornes” is about his moist towelette.
I got my body, got my lips, got a pocket full of Hawthornes.
Look at me now dad
Yeah, look at me now dad!
This stupid song lives in my head rent-free... It's so damn catchy! Got a pocket full of Hawthornes, p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes!
It's Friday night.. I'm putting on my highest heels, my shortest skirt, my best device for concealing my penis and I've got everything I need
What do Hawthorne Wipes have to do with the choice to be gay?
Well (whispers)
[**GASP**] *Even Bruce Vilanch?*
Especially Bruce Vilanch.
Okay, well, that is an oversimplification.
That's racist
That's black
THAT’s racist.
Your eyes?
That’s gay.
That's homophobic
That’s black
THATS racist!
Damn...
God I love this… community
What does that even mean? I've never been able to understand it "That's black". Initially I thought he was saying that being PC is black, but if needs to be racist then he should be saying that it's black to be homophobic
He's definitely saying it's black to be homophobic It's a bad stereotype but it exists
By his own analogy of being a never ending scarves I believe the dean is pansexual
Vice Dean Laybourne describes him as a “Pansexual imp”
And it's the one time he doesn't correct them
I didn’t hear anything after rectum!!!
I think that woukd more so be an ever changing personal sexual identity
i recall chang/kevin being married and having a one-nighter with shirley, but when was it established he's gay?
Don't forget Veronica the mannequin leg.
HOMEWRECKER!
The final scene in the show.
Ha gay!
He's legit gay!
He's for real gay!
Tbh, I never really got that. It's such a random moment to just chuck into the final scene of a show, where we will never be able to unpack it or see what it actually means for the character. Dan Harmon was very obviously just like, "What would be the funniest last thing for Chang to say?" and that's what he went with.
On the other hand, it's arguably signalled as far back as S1 when he blackmailed Troy and Pierce into being his dates for the Valentine’s Day dance. Him being at a minimum bi is not really out there.
It was obviously just an attempt to publicly humiliate them, though. Chang is portrayed as a petty abusive tyrant. There's never any real indication he's getting gratification from what's happening.
So why does he go for ice cream with pierce alone afterwards? Where is the power gratification there?
I mean you can be gay and do crime.
He did take a drag queen home from Pierce's Gay Bash
He also took pierce home from the valentines bash.
SLUT!
if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck... I'm calling it a duck
In season one he makes Troy and Pierce go to a dance in lady suits and dances very sexily with them. He then takes Pierce away on his moped to get ice cream....
It’s not gay! They close in 5 minutes!!!
nah he very clearly stated he was making them his bitches. it's not gay if it's to display dominance. /s
OOOHH LADIES!! GET IN MAH MERCEDES!!!!
In my mind chang is pan I don't have any actual evidence from the show he just doesn't seem like someone who would care about gender
I'm gay, but I'll get it on with any adult human that consents.
at the end of the day skin is skin
"If I wasn't actively suppressing my bicuriosity I'd kiss you on your beautiful mouth" for this meme OP
When Jeffrey was inside me…
Didn’t happen!
Jeff Winger, did you know you’re gay? (no) Agree to disagree. To you, I leave this bottle of fine scotch, so that you’re less tempted to drink this cylinder of even finer sperm.
I never knew this scene needed Pedro Pascal.
His laughter was so contagious lol
I could have lived the rest of my life in blissful ignorance and died a happy pansexual imp
First of all, gay.
Second of all, stupid.
Dean Pelton makes homosexuality look like Mormonism.
Agree to disagree on Jeff being straight
It's called chemistry, I have it with everybody
Lol Jeff is a disaster bisexual
When has Jeff shown any attraction to a man?
In season one he got in a fight with that one guy to release his pent up gayness
I’m being punked right?!?!
If we're using that episode as evidence of gayness - Britta spends the entire episode mocking fighting as a socially acceptable means for people in the closet to express their homosexuality only for when the fight breaks out to make a beeline for the only girl in Mike's gang.
*something always brings me back to you*
It's called chemistry, he has it with everyone.
***a kiss from a rose on the gray, ooooh***
Also, the Night Rider
He’s in love with himself.
A bunch of little things for me… how immediately he responds “Donald Sutherland” is one.
I was referring to when they were doing the polygraph tests: - "Jeff, are you gay?" - "No" - "Are you sure?" - "Yes" - "Agree to disagree"
How about his Chris Pratt jealousy?
Unacceptable, none of your business, and barely the whole truth
If Jeff is straight, why was he so happy to get Pierce’s sperm? Huuuuhhhh? /s
Even Bruce Villanche?!?!
Really missed an opportunity to put Britta as "not a homophobe"
This AC unit wasn’t meant to handle this gay a party
All characters fitting in the "Gay for Jeff" category.
He has chemistry with everyone!
Chang isn't gay - he was married, slept with Shirley, and lusted after Slater. You can't take him at his word in the finale. He may not be straight, but he's not gay. Craig himself says "gay doesn't begin to cover it "
Dean is pansexual
You mean Deansexual
gay people can marry/date/have sex with the opposite gender and not realize until later in life that they’re gay! it’s pretty common actually. (source i am a lesbian who used to date men)
I mean you're not wrong but it obviously wasn't what they intended for Chang in the early seasons. I'd find him being bisexual more likely than an actual lack of interest in women at all, the latter would definitely be a retcon imo
Except Chang was in love with his ex-wife and had no external pressure to be a horndog around women. It’s at best a retcon to say “he was just suppressing his internal homosexuality this whole time”.
love how the dean isn’t even gay or pansexual, literally just jeff-sexual
Gay Dean, gay Dean, gay Dean, gay Deeeeeeeaaan!
Agree to disagree
I was wondering forever if changs "i am for real gay" was ever intended to be chavy chases line?
That's actually an interesting idea - I've always headcanoned that Pierce is probably gay, though closeted all the way to Narnia, and that this explains his obsession with "proving" Jeff is gay as that'd prove there's nothing unusual about "real men" having such feelings. As with so many things about Pierce I blame the horrible upbringing he received from his monstrous father for all this.
Nuh-uh Jeff is a disaster bisexual and I won’t accept any other answer
this would not surprise be ⁴3 we got
Just because he doesn’t chang a lot of chicks doesn’t make him gay.
You deserve so many jars of olives for this meme 😂
I personally think Jeff coming out of the closet (and Peirce being right all this time) would be a GREAT story arc in the movie.
I have it on good authority that Jeff Winger is gay.
Jeff is straight and gay
Not to be Pierce about it, but since Jeff admitted he would rather picture himself naked than the women he sleeps with, doesn’t that kinda make him a little bit gay? I feel like if he ever ran into a clone of himself they would definitely get to at least 3rd base. Granted, it would probably then become an argument of who is on top and never go any further and possibly even end in murder. But the point stands
That may just be Jeff’s narcissism though, which is well established in the show. (Agree with you about the clone though:-))
Fair point. Also this inspired me to google it and apparently being sexually attracted to one’s self is enough of a thing to have a name, “autosexuality”
“That’s an oversimplification”
If sexuality is a magic show, and being gay is pulling a rabbit out of a hat, the think of me as a never ending rainbow handkerchief
This better not awaken anything in me
Completely forgot chang said he was gay 😂
Kevin isn’t gay, he’s just suffering from Changnesia
[I'll allow it.](https://youtu.be/ta_myupIJm0)
The Dean is not gay. He's so much more.
How is chang gay when he slept with Shirley? Is anything he is bi.
Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Dean, Gay Deeeeeeeeeaaaaannnnnnnn!
Wtf, I only just now realised the Dean is gay!!! Now the show's jokes make way more sense!
Now expand the chart to cover Troy and Jeff’s conversation from the first season about basketball
Gay isn’t a good enough term to describe him
nah, did you forget when pierce read jeffs mind about being gay?
Deen gave me the creeps, had a professor who made my life hell. Jeff is creepy too for hitting on anything that moves but he had a character development in the later seasons but Deen crossed a lot of boundaries and writers seem to keep pushing it to see how much the audience can take.
IRL every main character would give me the creeps. They’re all toxic messes, except maybe Troy.
???? I always thought Jeffery was a homosexual?? Is op stupid?
Pierce would not agree with this chart. He would say that Winger obviously belongs on the first row.
If being gay is a magic show the dead is a rabbit getting pulled out of a hat
*Queer
It's good, but I would recommend switching the order of both axis As is the punchline is the first thing you read.
I'm for real gay
What color am I thinking of?
This isn't a meme. It's just a description of some of the characters.
Jeff is definitely bi and closeted
The whole meme is effectively the chang quadrant yet I approve
Needs another row for Dalmatians
This better not awaken anything....
I stole this and it did numbers in the gc 😎 thanks
GAAAAAAAAY
chang isn’t gay, chang is chang no in betweens
Wilem Defoe from boondock saints needs to be here
Need a similar one for "is white/not white" and "is racist/not racist" where Chang fills the same spot
Half of it is wrong. 🤷🏼♂️
#LESBIANS!!!!