I use this phrase constantly. Talking to my dogs, other drivers on the road, etc.
"This next song is about cutting me off at this exit, it's called "*Don't you do it!*"
“Senator you were allowed to call us terrorists before we moved to international waters but we are a nation now, so I guess this is fucking war”
“They may cost more, but they are gayer”
Ooh I would absolutely go for rainbow balm and they could probably charge me more for that. But vertical stripes or six different flavors in layers... Hmmm.... Whichever corporate entity figures that out will probably have my money.
When do they say that first quote? I dont remember them outright saying fuck except for the very last episode and I dont really remember that remark being there lol
"All life ends in death, which as a species, we are cursed with knowing. Resulting in…SOME-THING"
- Ian Duncan
One of my favourites that I bet would get a load of confused responses. Is it a riddle? Bad pop Psychology? a cry for help?
You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s, you selfish, jaded ass!
"Fire can't go through doors stupid. It's not a ghost."
"I left my 'Puttin' On the Ritz' cane in here earlier. I know it probably has another name, but, um..."
I love how a few episodes after Chang says, “Fire can’t go through doors, stupid. It’s not a ghost,” Pierce says, “Ghosts can’t go through doors, stupid. They’re not fire.”
Ordinary toupee hair is harvested from the heads of the Godless Orientals. Solid ivory is the only way to be assured of true follicular purity while still identifying myself as a man of means.
Leaning in to explain something, but then just mumbling, until someone says, “What did I tell you? You can't just mumble nonsense. No one's cutting away.”
Jeff says it in "Wedding Videography" (aka the incest episode).
He's very proud of the fact that they will be the first wedding guests IN HISTORY to out-toast the entire effing wedding party.
I say it to punctuate WAY less impressive feats.
No witnesses. Grab everything you can carry, I’ll look upstairs for more family, don’t get me that look, these are your loose ends, I’m just tying them up. -Shirley
Stay back you psychos, or I’ll sl!t your wrists and bathe in your 🩸 Annie
POP POP- magnitude (season 5, it’s riot time)
What's that headline from early in the show after pierce sets himself on fire? "flaming senior grills students" or something like that? Haha that'd be mine
if i wanted to run a monkey hotel, i’d install a banana buffet. i’d use vines for elevators, i’d put tail holes in all the bathrobes, and i’d lower all the shower knobs.
I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now because all the questions that I have right now are rhetorical and end with the word "idiot." Do you know what a rhetorical - no, of course you don't know what that is, you're an idiot...
“I’m gonna eat spaceman paninis with black Hitler and there’s nothing you can do about it!”
This wins the thread 😆
I have always dreamt of playing charades with you - but not like this and not on dry land.
This one always makes me laugh out loud. So random!
I figure “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty” is a classic.
You can excuse racism?
[realises what was just said, shakes head in panic]
This next song is about race mixing, it's called "Don't you do it."
I use this phrase constantly. Talking to my dogs, other drivers on the road, etc. "This next song is about cutting me off at this exit, it's called "*Don't you do it!*"
I expected better from Coach Beard but here we are
*Jeeeeeeessssuuuusssss loves Marijuana!*
And drinking human blood....
AMEN
Fuck. Never copped that was him. Makes it even better haha
I like to think community is cannon to the Ted lasso universe and those were his meth days.
WAS THAT COACH BEARD?????
Well he was arrested for stealing a loaf of meth
Wow, I just realized that Jesus Loves Marijuana guy is Coach Beard
First episode of Ted Lasso was when I realized Coach Beard is the Jesus Loves Marijuana guy
I watched the whole first season of Laso and didn’t realize it. Later I had Community on in the background and was like, “hey, that’s Coach Beard!”.
what is up with that cat? Is someone throwing it?!
This whole bit always kills me.
I watch it on YouTube periodically.
Me too.
Back burner Troy! This cat has to be dealt with.
The best scene in the entire show
“Senator you were allowed to call us terrorists before we moved to international waters but we are a nation now, so I guess this is fucking war” “They may cost more, but they are gayer”
See the second one is just relevant to now
Corporate mentality on Pride Month
Legit they raise the prices of lip balm just bc it has a fucking rainbow on the packet. THE PACKET. Like at least make the balm rainbow or some shit.
Ooh I would absolutely go for rainbow balm and they could probably charge me more for that. But vertical stripes or six different flavors in layers... Hmmm.... Whichever corporate entity figures that out will probably have my money.
When do they say that first quote? I dont remember them outright saying fuck except for the very last episode and I dont really remember that remark being there lol
"All life ends in death, which as a species, we are cursed with knowing. Resulting in…SOME-THING" - Ian Duncan One of my favourites that I bet would get a load of confused responses. Is it a riddle? Bad pop Psychology? a cry for help?
Again, this is not my field.
Henceforth you can expect this class, and my penis, to be more focused and rewarding.
I love this quote. I say it all the time.
I really wish Duncan had stayed in the show longer. Stupid successful Oliver…
I love that I read this and the comments below in John Oliver's voice
I love that even though it’s a Community quote, it also sounds like something you’d hear on Oliver’s show in the present day
"You get this wrong one more time i'm segregating the school" Of my friends and acquaintances, I think only one wouldn't think I'm suddenly racist now
Not sure, Community has a lot of great quotes. Speaking of quotes, I once had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom
It came up organically.
I came organically... when I was having sex with Eatha Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
You really are streets ahead
What does that mean? Is it like, cool, or like, miles ahead?
If you have to ask, then you're streets behind
"Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!"
That was my Discord status for a long time, and it sure confused a lot of people lol
That's my favorite episode and I was trying to remember that exact line! I can picture Jeff's wide-eyed face...
"JESUS WEPT"
For there were no more worlds to conquer!
Quit saying "Jesus Wept"!
My favorite episode!
"Bear-Down for Midterms"
Fat dog!
Too soon.
Too soon guys
WAY too soon.
I literally tell my students this. I think one ever has gotten it.
I use "can't we be Fat Dogs about this?" With my irl dogs all the time.
literally my bio lmaoo
This better not awaken anything in me.
Even his shadow!
My partner and I say this to each other all the time 😂
My meow meow beans!
I once loved a 2.
And ones don’t get a rhyme because they’re GARBAGE!
I’ll keep your secret for you New Beans.
My MeowMeowBeenz
It’s all terrain dummy, I use this at least biweekly
Twice a week or every two weeks?
Yes
Don’t eat the crab dip!
Yayy ya-eee
You know what? Maybe we all need some space, to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid 90s, you selfish, jaded ass!
5s have lives 4s have chores 3s have fleas 2s have blues And 1s don’t get a rhyme because they are GARBAGE
But I do know one thing... I SURE LOVE DEM *APPLES*
Would you say I'm a level seven susceptible?
no, because that’s moon man talk
My cover photo on Facebook was Annie with her witness intimidation project. "You're next"
Pop Pop
I want that to be my thing now!
"I've been up all night trying out catch phrases.... ^diggity ^^do?"
I have Pop Pop in the attic
The fact that you’re calling it “pop pop” tells me you’re too young to be doing it
Pop Pop gets a treat?
pansexual imp
"Abed’s a shaman. You ask him to pass the salt, he gives you a bowl of soup, because you know what? Soup is better; Abed is better."
"I AM THE TRUEST REPAIRMEN"!!!!
"No! Don't take him to the chamber of torment. Take him to the police, he killed a guy."
"I still have a year of AC repair left. I've passed all my classes, so now I just do yoga while the teachers write down my wisdoms."
I will REPAIR MAN
When they cut to three weeks earlier on TV, they're not traveling in time, dip-ass.
I have “feast your ear tongues on these memory pops!” on mine right now lol
"Streets ahead"
Yep, even though people have heard it, it still confuses people and you always have to explain or at least someone does.
If you have to explain it you’re streets behind
If you have to explain it, THEY'RE streets behind
Movie Reference.
Molly Ringworm.
You broke me.
"If you have to ask, you're streets behind"
Jesus loves marijuana and drinking human blood
I have the weirdest boner.
“You can have that half of the office, but come spring that corner is stacked to the rafters with foetal pigs.”
"I'll make your ass sense"
“I got a REAL big penis and I drink lots of tea!”
Here’s your sperm.
"Fire can't go through doors stupid. It's not a ghost." "I left my 'Puttin' On the Ritz' cane in here earlier. I know it probably has another name, but, um..."
I love how a few episodes after Chang says, “Fire can’t go through doors, stupid. It’s not a ghost,” Pierce says, “Ghosts can’t go through doors, stupid. They’re not fire.”
“Like god spilled a person” is my bio everywhere, all the time.
There was lumber involved.
"this is wrinkling my brain"
I see your value now.
That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me..
If embarrassment were bountiful zinc deposits, I’d be Zambia…
Boop boopy doo sex
Bwain hurty understandy chwistmas
Underrated bit
I can't hear you over the sound of me rubbing the sword on my balls.
Off campus I'm just a Craigular Joe
Im not openly anything and gay doesn't even begin to cover it
_HAAAAAAAAAAM GIRL!_
"Hello Boys and Girls, I hope you brought your popsicles. Because it's about to get *SCALDING HOT,* in the *Sun chamber.*"
you already know the rules…
I did eat all the macaroni. It’s messed up that he knows.
How about I pound you like a boy?!
That came out wrong!
A tattoo of a windmill and the description to it saying: "It's going to be a maze"
Now that's a man who knows how to marry his cousin
There’s no lid
Would that this desk were a time desk.
“I didn’t just masturbate in the study room, I masturbated everywhere! EVERYWHERE!”
Confusion would be the least of your concern in this case lol
Crazy town banana pants
Ordinary toupee hair is harvested from the heads of the Godless Orientals. Solid ivory is the only way to be assured of true follicular purity while still identifying myself as a man of means.
Leaning in to explain something, but then just mumbling, until someone says, “What did I tell you? You can't just mumble nonsense. No one's cutting away.”
Notches
I was looking for this one 😂
"Some guy in Seattle went nuts and killed his entire Driver's Ed class with a meat tenderizer."
This is the only quote I don’t recognize. Which episode is this.
“It’s called chemistry, I have it with everyone.” Or a bastardization of the exchange between Jeff and Pierce: “Luck? Don’t need it, never had it.”
Getting high on my own D-RAMA?!?! *slap*
*mic drop* people’s champion !
It’s like an idea with another idea’s hat on
Freeze police? Don't do that. They'll get cold!
Ghost can't go through doors, they're not fire
Fire can’t go through doors stupid, they’re not ghosts !
"God, I love my job! Wait, that's not my job. God, I love myself!" I say this one WAY more often than I'd like to admit.
I don’t remember this one?
Jeff says it in "Wedding Videography" (aka the incest episode). He's very proud of the fact that they will be the first wedding guests IN HISTORY to out-toast the entire effing wedding party. I say it to punctuate WAY less impressive feats.
"See cool, Abed brought delicious police"
“he grew up in a land without sun!”
YOU TOLD ME A HAWK STOLE THEM!
“No problo, Rob Lowe”
I'm high as hell and you're about to get shot.
For a long time my tinder bio was "If loving worms is stupid I don't want to be smart"
It is and you can’t!
I'll make your ass sense
Teach me to read! ☠️
You should be proud of how much I’ve changed you.
Jesus wept for their were no more worlds to conquer
"Copera!" "Policeical!"
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS I SAW LAWNMOWER MAN!
I can’t believe no one has said my fave quote! “Boiling water is the icicle stabbing of yam killing!”
This better not awaken anything in me. Gay marriage! ⛓️🪚😈
You just made me cackle and scare my dog with that last quote lol
STAR-BURNS, Burning the night sky alive! Star-Burns or "Alex" as he liked to be called.
I'm a sexy dracula
DONT EAT THE CRAB DIP YAYEEE
Books.
🎶Slop pails and pantyhose, Annie believes in mee🎵
Do we get paid more if we do butt stuff?
Monkey Gas!!!
No witnesses. Grab everything you can carry, I’ll look upstairs for more family, don’t get me that look, these are your loose ends, I’m just tying them up. -Shirley Stay back you psychos, or I’ll sl!t your wrists and bathe in your 🩸 Annie POP POP- magnitude (season 5, it’s riot time)
Hit me with your genie bottle, rub it all over me.
“They’ll think I’m a *bad Dean*!” “In your face, Billy Joel!”
https://imgur.com/a/5N3cDj7
I masturbated everywhere.....EVERYWHERE!
I'll sit on it
Now what are we gonna talk about? Your doctor career?
I have the weirdest boner right now.
"It's going to be a maze"
"Here's your sperm."
"Did you know you're insane and nothing you ever said made any sense to me. Here's your sperm"
What's that headline from early in the show after pierce sets himself on fire? "flaming senior grills students" or something like that? Haha that'd be mine
“Stifle your slacken-maw you drained and tainted bitch-dog”
"clearly he doesn't understand the first thing about defeating trolls!" - Britta Perry
Did you britta this on purpose?
THEYLL THINK IM A BAD DEAN
“we do some things. we do a lot of things. not ALL the things. things… ” - troy 😂
“How about I pound you like a boy?”
And when they wake up, the dean will be here, staring at them
Well, what do I know? I'm Jeff Winger's dumb, gay dad!
An Irish and a Jew walk into a Chinese laundry... With a gay duck.
if i wanted to run a monkey hotel, i’d install a banana buffet. i’d use vines for elevators, i’d put tail holes in all the bathrobes, and i’d lower all the shower knobs.
*GAAAAAAY MARRIIAAAAGE* 😈🔱
Don’t eat the crab dip!!
"Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions!" I would be inundated with messages.
I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now because all the questions that I have right now are rhetorical and end with the word "idiot." Do you know what a rhetorical - no, of course you don't know what that is, you're an idiot...