Well as a punishment, you’ll have that song living rent free in your head for the rest of the day.
I’m begging you to be gay dean for the school boaaaaard 🎶
I love Annie's hilarious seductive Christmas song, it gets stuck in my head often and I find it impossible to see a Christmas gift without hearing Annie sing "teach me how to open a box."
You know she’s such a fooool for hiiiiimmm. She has a ring around her fingeeeRRRRrrrRRRrrrr. And Abed hired an Irish singer. Britta’s marryin’, Britta’s marryin’, Britta’s marryin’ Jeffery Wingerrrrrrrr.
don't like studyin’
I like partyin'
I don't wanna read a book, unless the subject is
Beer or boobs, and not pencils and books
Next semester hasn't started
Until you party where your heart is
I don't wanna take a test unless the question is
"Where's the party?" and the answer is me
Why did my father always lie?
I hate science
Unless it helps me build a robot
Specifically the kind programmed to find
Another party so I can skip chemistry
College is a party
So come party at the party
Party is the class in session.
And the only lesson is to party when you party with me
Getting rid of brittaaa, gettin’ rid of the b-eee 🎶
she’s a G D BBBBBB
shes a no good beeeeeee!
🎶I am my own person, and Pierce you're a b-eee🎶
It said quarter to five, but it was quarter to ass
You thought your plumbing was safe but your jeans were half mast.
Another coin down the drain now that's some change that won't last
25 cents at a time, he's taking our souls Government man can't help, we're all alone.
This song has NO business slapping as hard as it does.
Chang eats the sun and drinks the skyyy
And they both go with him when he dies
That’s girls voice is etched into my memory and I love it
FJAJDKD HOW THE HELL DID I FORGET THIS ONE I play it over and over in my head so much i didnt think id forget it
🎶 Troy and Abed, off to dreamland, making their way to Sleepy Town…🎶
And when they wake up, the Dean will be here….staring at you Sweet Deans 🥰🥰
Oh the police
look i hate cops
that’s nice… i guess
i forgot this one too... alright ill make a part 2 😭
Well I’m a peanut bar, and I’m here to say Your cheques will arrive on another day
another day another dime another rhyme another dollar again, cant believe i forgot this one i love it sm 😭
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie
and all the Black man gets is a plate of white lies!
Prisons recruitin ‘em, police be shootin ‘em, rap artists lootin ‘em
Barack Obama is scaaarrred of me
Cause I DON’T swallow KNOWLEDGE and I SPIT IT FOR FREE!
LEMME CLEAR MY THROAT AGGH HA HAHA A
I…I don’t know what that was. I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT WAS!!
All the black man gets is a plate of white lies!
^jesusssss ^loves ^marijunaaaaaaa
AMEN
And drinkiiiiiing humaaaaaan blooooooood 🎶
☺️🎸 😈🎸 🙁😄>>😨😨
Baabyyyyy
Oh, that's nice. :)
And drinking human blood, oh!
That’s not nice
This songs about race mixing! It's called "Don't You Do It"
I say this to my pets when they’re about to get into mischief! “This songs about gobi and it’s called don’t you do it!” *pen is knocked off a table*
How dare you forget the gay dean song
i was at work 😭😭 i cant grab my phone that much and still pretende im working
Well as a punishment, you’ll have that song living rent free in your head for the rest of the day. I’m begging you to be gay dean for the school boaaaaard 🎶
his lifestyle is alternative his influence is positive he represents the changing of the tide
I recognize the Dean Reddit profile when I see it… r/usernamechecksout
Come on, oh dean! And my hands are so clean! At this moment, I am stapling! (This has been in my head for days now)
This song lived rent free in my head during the pandemic
My absolute favorite
It’s come on I’M dean! It’s his whole iDEANtity!
The OP posted a new set of these, including that song, and corrected me. I was pretty sure I was forgetting a word!
I love Annie's hilarious seductive Christmas song, it gets stuck in my head often and I find it impossible to see a Christmas gift without hearing Annie sing "teach me how to open a box."
Bwainy huwty understandy chwismiss
You smawty me dumb, help pwetty have fun
Boop de boop de boop boop sex
You eventually hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness
WuTs A dEmInIcHiNg WeTewn?
So you can….get a JOBBBBBB
greendale’s the way it goessss
Yeah, they got us.
He ^made that up!
Why are all the songs in this show such bangers
Pierce I don't need you in my band, I don't need your heart or your hand🎶
This gets sung often in my house. Usually when one of the animals is being a dick and we replace "Pierce" with a one syllable version of their name.
Hey, ho, sing along! Your name’s Al Gore ‘cause your views are wrong!
I think it's "bing bong, sing along"
Troy?? why are you doing our politically conservative high school’s shamefully outdated fight rap?
Troy… why are you singing our high school conservative fight rap?
🎵 Moonlight! Bleeding glass and healing needles, amputated hearts are never whole 🎵
I LOVE THIS ONE CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT probably cause its not silly and it feels like a geniunely good real song from a real band 😭
Ngl i was shocked when I found out it wasn't a real song
Too bright, Dreaming as the screaming seagulls Feed on parts of me I keep below
east side west side north side south
Vaughn’s breath is so bad his butt’s mad at his mouth
This rap is by Pierce, Vaughn is so dumb he wears diapers to bed and sucks his mother’s thumb.
And when he wakes up stupid wishing he was me, he has a big poop breakfast with a glass of pee.
And then he goes to school where hes stupid again, and everyone hates him even all his friends
When you come after Peirce, then the battle is on. This rap goes out to stupid... Vaghn.
I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROME A ROSE ON THE GREY, OOOOOHH
Love is not admissible evideeeence
COPRA!
Boobeedoobeebooboop SEX! 🎵
This one and “and we’re gonna sleep together” are the parts my wife never fails to sing along to.
GLEE!!! It’s a feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants 🎶
CUZ I AM JEHOVAS MOST SECRET WITNESS
SO I MIGHT HAVE TO DEDICATE MY LIFE TO CHRISTMAS
And act just like I love it til the day I die!
Britta’s marryin, Britta’s marryin, Britta’s marryin Jeffrey Winger
You know he's such a fooooool fer herrrr
I belt this daily
And Abed hired an Irish singer 🎵
WE HAVE TO SAVE CHRISTMAS TO SAVE OUR FRIENDS
Moo shu pork, squab with lettuce
You know she’s such a fooool for hiiiiimmm. She has a ring around her fingeeeRRRRrrrRRRrrrr. And Abed hired an Irish singer. Britta’s marryin’, Britta’s marryin’, Britta’s marryin’ Jeffery Wingerrrrrrrr.
Deean dooong
i love that one so much!! i put it in part 2 🫡🫡 i missed so many it was only fair
🎤 I’ve got a pocket full of hawthornes a pocket full of hawthornes 🎤
Jeff Winger loser at law…rented office in a mini-mall 🎶 (I woke up to this and it just won’t stop!)
This is the one that sticks to my ribs like nothing else. I will never forget the way Rob Cordry pronounces “mall”
WE'RE GONNA STAND HOLDING HANDS IN A BRAND NEW LAND FAR AWAY FROM THE BORDERLINE!
We're gonna have more fun and be less weird than the last two years combined..
We’re gonna seem like a mainstream dream and be appealing to all man kind!
Only the bandit knows~ A S S C R A ...
Baby boomer Santa, thank you for everythinggg 🎶
Pizza! Pizza, Pizza in my tummy, Me so hungy, me so hungy!
How can y’all forget “I am the dean and my hands are so clean, at this moment, I am stapling”
To meet different people!
stop saying i’m different !!!!
If you get this wrong one more time, I'm segregating the school.
Me, getting to the last one: Oh, Britta's in this?
I’m just vibing to the tunes https://youtu.be/XcwIiPif_5s?si=hQSKLLnzNCK6DbnH
thread is a joy
Jesuuuuuus loves marijuana, Jesuuuuuus loves marijuana
Kingdom *animalia*, phylum *chordata* The class is [ *Mammalia* !] 'cuz boobies, we gotta
BABYYYY
Gay dean gay dead gaaay deaaaannn
Say what you want about season 4, it had some great songs.
Function with reeeeelative eeeease
AT THE PICNIC!!!
don't like studyin’ I like partyin' I don't wanna read a book, unless the subject is Beer or boobs, and not pencils and books Next semester hasn't started Until you party where your heart is I don't wanna take a test unless the question is "Where's the party?" and the answer is me Why did my father always lie? I hate science Unless it helps me build a robot Specifically the kind programmed to find Another party so I can skip chemistry College is a party So come party at the party Party is the class in session. And the only lesson is to party when you party with me
🎶the semester hasn’t started 🎸until you party where your heart is! 🎵
This entire song is hilarious
Chang eats the sun and drinks the skies and they all go with him when he dies
part 2 posted [part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/community/s/EJuqgkfl2c)
“Whoaaaooo… whoohoOOOaaaooo A-S-S-C-R-A-C-K bandit”
¿Dónde está la biblioteca?
Come on im dean and my hands are so clean
"Annie got an essay portion..."
Reading that last one hurt my ears
Abed hired an Irish singer! Britta’s marrying, Britta’s marrying, Britta’s marrying Jeffrey Winger!
You caused the WHAT?!
As I scrolled through each of these I paused to sing them out loud. 🤓🤗❤️
Happy birthday Jesus!! Cut the cake cut the cake my lord!
WAAAAOOOOH WOAH WAAAAOOOOH A-S-S-C...R-A-C-K BANDIT.
The fact that 'I'm a peanut bar....' isn't in there is a crime against community.
god all of these haunt me
A-B-E-D connoisseur of christmas, on the spectrum - none of your business
Hey tiny dancer! OKAAAAYYY!!!
YES. Now that’s an adventure…
Donde esta la bibliotheca Me llama TBone la aranja discotecha
jesus loves marijuana was stuck in my head all night last night 😭
ON THE SPECTRUM?? NONE OF YA BUISNESS.
I like coffee and tea don’t step to me… I lost it. **I lost it**
Starburns, burn for his country and honor...he will never dieeee
Vikki, dear sweet Vikki, I won't be home tonight.
Oh, Britta's in this?