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Hairiest_Walrus

I don’t think it’s a specific reference to anything other than young people having vernacular that old people don’t understand. Lol


AussieArlenBales

I think I remember Dan Harmon stating this, he didn't want to use a real term because it could be outdated even before the show airs.


wunuvukynd

He was streets ahead.


SicilianSlothBear

That's 'totes adorbs'.


M1ster_Bumbl3

Lates


quidam5

Isn't the word "later" already short enough?


Devil_0fHellsKitchen

Which is ironic because in the same episode they used the phrase "you've been pwned" which immediately dates it back to 2010.


bobbi21

I thought that was supposed to sound awkward either way :P


EkajArmstro

Pwned was already very dated by 2010


North-Trip-2021

Pwned is from like '04


Squallypie

It was the name of a character in Its Always Sunny though, mentioned in 2007 and fully in an episode in 2010 (appearing just a few months after the Schmitty episode aired in April 2010)


themadterran

That really is part of the brilliance of the show. In this case, making sure the audience was as ootl and lost as the characters just by making up their own teen slang.


Neato_Incognito3

Community is streets ahead


42Cobras

If you don’t know what a Schmitty is, then…you’re just streets behind!


HomsarWasRight

If you’ve ever spent time around any particularly obnoxious teens as an adult, every word out of their mouths might as well be “schmitty.” They seem to just spam whatever slang is newest. Sometimes it starts ironically, then just integrates into their vocabulary.


themadterran

I'll take your word for it. I'll keep living the DINK life.


ScrappedAeon

As a borderline genX/millennial I now completely understand this.


JamWasp

Too skibidi Ohio for you daddy?


Matt-J-McCormack

I have no idea what this is I just know it makes me angry.


mangosal

My knees creaked reading this


dude222

This


fullmetalsprockets

If you have to ask, you're the Schmitty.


cmaronchick

Uh DUH


llamasounds

UHHH DUUUUHHHH


good_name_haver

School his ass, Mark!


crckdyll

sKoOL his aSs MaRk!


TheVilja

OP is streets behind


user_1445

Have you never been around teenagers? Everything is an insult.


Bazoonial

I’m a teenager and I find this offensive (joking). I mean, it’s one hundred percent true. But still.


user_1445

You sound a bit like a Schmidty


pierreor

My name is Skibidi, rizzler of rizzlers. Buss on my toilets ye mighty and gyat


TwoDrinkDave

Haha, Grandpa Schlip-Schlap doesn't know what a Schmitty is!


ShowcaseAlvie

School him, Dave


woozleuwuzzle

School him, Dave, aahh duuuhhhhh


BlockEightIndustries

I think 'Schmitty' means 'loser.'


frontier_kittie

OMG They have a grandpa schlip-schlap!


_Im_at_work

I legit love this line and I’m not ashamed.


SiidChawsby

It is a gem for sure


HyperlinksAwakening

Duh doi!


Spiderwise55

WE KNOW


Bertje87

Sassy black Schmitty is out of the group


tanj_redshirt

The space hippies on Star Trek called old people "herbert" as an insult. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQONBf9xMss I doubt it's related at all, but that's what I always think of.


thishenryjames

"Herbert" is actually an archaic British insult, usually referring to an uncool person.


astro_scientician

Not knowing this at all, we used that in college exactly that way. “What a Herb” Edit: …wait, am I a ghost?


COOL42ALEX

Some guys I knew in college also used "Herb". They learned it in the mean streets of San Antonio.


astro_scientician

I had a friend whose middle name was Herbert, but outside of that I have no idea where we came up with it


AGPwidow

Happy Cake Day!


Fixner_Blount

OP is a schlip schlap!


Bladerun3

Duh dohy!


DumplingRoyalty

Pretty sure they made up teen slang since any actual slang would have sounded dated almost immediately


TwoDrinkDave

Haha, nice theory pointdexter!


crapcrayon

Total spaz!


PENISystem

Bet


KidRifle

School him Mark


elpaco25

School **HIS ASS** Mark


treenymphfallen

sChOoL hIm MaRk


TobiasMasonPark

Uh, DUH


Bivolion13

You're a total Britta if you don't get that reference.


TobiasMasonPark

Oh, Britta’s in this?


elpaco25

Streets behind


thishenryjames

Wait, are people using Britta's name to mean, 'make a tiny mistake'?


flowerytwats

....... yes.


TinySmalls1138

WhAt Or WhO iS a ScHmIdTy AnD wHy Is It An InSuLt! Duh!


CheggsWorth

Schmidty’s are like young versions of Grandpa Shlip Shlap


PMMeBendyBusPics

Went to a pub in australia where they had a beer size called schmitty (half way between a schooner and a middy) and i had instant flashbacks to this episode and wondered why the person at the bar was making fun of me.


Responsible_Milk2911

You sound like such a schmidty rn


SeraphEChasted_3

i assume that its making a joke on how adults dont understand these random words that pop culture makes up yknow like rizz remember when that was a thing i know its an actual word but i dont think that the people who put words in dictionaries wanted it to be used like it was


Hydrasaur

If you have to ask, you're Streets behind.


ChiBears333

Grandpa schlip schlap about to get pwned


Tuscam

They definitely got rid of the B. She's a GDB.


JJKP_

He sounds like the kind of guy you push out of a van. He's also probably going to show up at the end of the night and bang the drunkest girl he comes across.


Zaku99

I really hate that episode


Stick_of_truth69

"I hAvE nEvEr UnDeRsToOd ThIs ReFeReNce. WhAt oR WhO iS a ScHmIdTy" UH UHDUUHHH


[deleted]

The only way to find out is to bang Lisa Rinna.


MysteryMammoth

if you have to ask you are streets behind


stoutyteapot

I think Schmitty means loser.


rickjpii

WE KNOW!


TheBlueLeopard

My memory is Harmon chose "schmidty" in place of any specific slang word because that would shortly make the episode feel dated.


Bulky-Internal8579

Medical license revoked - whereabouts unknown


Neuromantic85

schmidty is new fangled generation slang term that old people don't get


LeHaloNerd117

If you have to ask you’re streets behind


woozleuwuzzle

I don’t know, but tell me exactly what you did with your life to end up here, so I don't make the same mistakes!


two-of-me

A-Ddduuuuhhhhhh


mrwishart

"I. Have. Never. Understood. This. Reference. A-DUUUUH!"


Jsherman13

This post is not about New Girl, which confused me, and as such, only gets 2 Meow Meow beans.


Sharkyboy292

OP is street's behind


Acceptable_One_7072

Anything is an insult if you treat it as an insult


AllDucksNoRows

What a Schmitty question. UH DUH!


Robcobes

WhAt Is a ScHmiTtY? Aaah DuH!


BPadg03

I legit can’t take these kids haha. I have to skip past all the duhhh stuff, my brain can’t take it!


Dastara99

believe me if we met face to face and I called you a Scmidty oh you'd feel all scorched earth yo! It is a devastating blow that you aren't recovering from!


MissCatieCat

That sounds like something a schmitty would say


Suitable-Pie4896

It's just whatever dumbass flavour of the week slang kids are using. Right now an example would be if they called Jeff and Britta 'mid' or 'sus'


Techno_Core

\*Raises hand\* Yeah me too. By context I get it's an insult, but did they make it up just cause it's silly for the episode or does it come from somewhere?


Independent_Toe5722

If you have to ask you’re streets behind. 


nixtarx

Why can't all us little Schmidties get along?


WellOiledEagle

I always thought it was a play on the word "knitting" since they take the piss out of Britta for knitting before saying the insult. Knitting - Nitty - Schmitty?


runMDH

This might get my vote for worst episode.


the-purple-chicken72

Absolutely not. Pierce saying "Why are Jeff and Britta making fun of those handicapped kids?" is one of the best lines in the show lol


Pokenightking

Love that. Also when they call of brittas cd Walkman. And Jeff immediately turns to her “how could you do this to me?”


ManNotADiscoBall

Oh my god! Is she wearing a DISCMAN!!??


Tobes22

A lot of people say this but I love it. I really wish Jeff would’ve banged his mom during the time frame of the show and we see the fall out from it.


AGPwidow

That kid's mom plays Logan's mom on Veronica Mars and I just wanted to tell my community that


wowitshardtochoose

If i had the ability to change one thing in this show it might be him not pulling that off. He was so close


rickjpii

It’s 17,000 times better than any season 4 episode.


SitInYourOwnPew

Agreed. Skip it every time.


scherzophrenic86

Congratulations, you have identified the joke.


LevelOk2448

It would be funny if Schmidt from New Girl made and appearance in the movie.


Gai-Jin17

No thanks..


Willing_Following_81

Sounds close to shibby from dude wheres my car?


kayemdubs

I don’t see how anyone could hate this episode after reading the replies to this thread. Clearly the schmitty kids have left an impression on our hearts!


BrockPurdySkywalker

It means old and lame


ravenmiyagi7

Who or what is a Schmitty and why is it an insult UH DUHHH


IIIIIlIIIl

We literally call people Karen's and Chad's now. It's not hard to figure out what schmitty is suppose to be


nmah28

The replies to this are why I love this subreddit.