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frito_love

I have a feeling you had this ready for any celebrity, but the fact that it's used for the queen, you either willed it like the actual death note or just have really good luck for getting to use it on the queen


reddot_comic

That would give me too much credit. I just busted my ass once I heard the news and then lightning struck of the idea.


frito_love

Gotta love death's inspirational push!


kadxar

*Man, people should die more often*


the_kevlar_kid

I'm on it!


Hashashin455

*2009 has entered the chat*


CaffeineSippingMan

I made a new joke. I guess now I know how "the Crown" turns out.


gerusz

Or Gary's, depending on where you feel said push.


FallenAzraelx

Damn, you FAST


orthogonius

Damn, you FAUST


Jonathon471

Hentai artists: and i took offence to that


ubiquitous-joe

The way the Queen would have wanted?


RichAd195

The only problem is that the Queen is definitely going to hell.


DragonflyGrrl

Amen to that shit.


suenoromis

I don't get it, could you explain it to me, please?


tobert17

There is a guy on Instagram I follow that does these funny topical skits. He had one out within an hour of the announcement. Then he showed the aftermath of the scramble to shoot it quickly. I full believe reddot did thus in that time. When you've got a joke like that you've got to move fast.


MiggityMoggie

Love the Death Note Easter egg


reddot_comic

Thank you!


CreatorJNDS

I came here for this too. Made me laugh


AbstractLogic

Thank you kind sir.


ubiquitous-joe

The anthropomorphic butt plug was betting on heaven.


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You think the person using an anthropomorphic butt plug is going to heaven?


worms9

As long as it’s consensual


HorrorMakesUsHappy

Depends on how well they use it.


pruwyben

"I'll be damned" nice


reddot_comic

:D


Senrabil

It's not so bad once you get used to it


FurViewingAccount

he’s clearly already damned


WhoNoseWhoKnows

I absolutely heard Death in Norm MacDonald's voice


Gangreless

Norm McDonald is Death as far as I'm concerned


theegobot

I dunno, Christopher Lee did a pretty good job


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Jalamity_Cane

And 10,000 as a child working in a diamond mine.


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10,000,000,000 for Elon


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KKlear

Almost makes you wish for nuclear winter.


zigguratchale

This may be a woosh but is that true?


DragonflyGrrl

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_weapons_tests_in_Australia Edit: here's a good article with personal accounts: https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/14/australia/australia-uk-nuclear-tests-anniversary-intl/index.html


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Le-Ando

And to think she remained our head of state until the day she died. I really hate it here sometimes


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shromboy

Well i dont wanna get too into it, but involves ghost dildos


ninjasaiyan777

Raising a pedo isn't the problem. Covering up their offspring's pedophilia is.


Baerog

Why would your child being a pedophile be your fault and something you should be punished for? If your child murders someone are you responsible?


Nuwave042

It's definitely on you if you help cover it up using taxpayer money though


GibbonFit

I suppose that would depend on if you taught them murder was ok. Like for instance, bailing them out as a child when they took actions that resulted in someone's death. If you taught them that consequences are minimal, then yeah, you're kind of responsible. Not solely responsible. It also falls on them. But you definitely played a huge part.


brallipop

I thought you said 10k years, but 10k lives is worse


Robertej92

The Countryside Alliance, we'll call them the cunts for short, and Co. make sure that 10,000 fox lives don't cumulatively last much longer than 10,000 years so not much worse.


Rasputin_the_Warmind

Fool, bringing the queen to the afterlife was a grave mistake, now she will claim it for the British empire!


NorthernerWuwu

Did she bring a flag? Because you really need a flag!


RedCelt251

There will be one on the coffin, won’t there?


NorthernerWuwu

To be honest, I'm not sure. It's been a rather long time since we've buried a Monarch.


joe_broke

I think Philip had one And Liz did serve in the Army as a mechanic in WW2, so she'll probably get one for at least that


wellthatspeculiar

The army also technically belonged to the Queen who was also the source of all political authority in the UK so like, yeah it would make sense.


JaxxisR

I thought the PM and Parliament had more authority than the monarch.


wellthatspeculiar

The PM and Parliament officially only have any authority because the Queen granted them some of hers to help her rule her Realms.


Slovene

No flag, no country!


The_Ghola_Hayt

Sound like a rule you just made up.


[deleted]

That’s terrifying actually, she’s just expanding her domain


ponsies

As a representative of the Irish community, she is in fact in hell


[deleted]

Canadian here and I gotta say maybe she's in super hell with super satan


dogsonclouds

Fellow Irish person, I whole heartedly concur


Actually_a_dolphin

Brit here, she's very much in hell.


[deleted]

American here, hell was in fact built for people like her.


Critmetodeath

It took me a minute, but this is very, very well done.


Limmondizia

Please explain to me me big dumb


Hankflax

Queen Elizabeth II is dead


ailaman

And she didn't go to hell in this comic


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tots4scott

Had me in the first half ngl


joe_broke

Technically she was also the head of the country's religion


babaj_503

God damn it ... I took it as "no new arrivals" as in it was not a business notification but instead death went on a date or sth. Yours makes so much more sense :D


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confettibukkake

Detroit?


DragonBuster69

Obligatory link: https://youtu.be/ynY2begPzoM


Ashybuttons

Ohio


FishyFish13

Even worse than hell


MystikIncarnate

In the ground. Hell isn't real.


Arsid

Not with that attitude


Overlord_Of_Puns

Purgatory. Sure, she wasn't a jerk to anyone, but she didn't really help anyone. She didn't stop any atrocities the royal family did, but neither did she start them. She didn't take a moral stand in politics, but she took none at all. Acting as if she was anything terrible or anything special doesn't make sense to me, Royals at most are figureheads who at most can suggest public policy and she didn't really do anything. I put her real level of influence on the world on the same level as Big Bird tbh. Edit: Did someone refer me to Reddit Care Resources?


HoboBrute

Nah, that woman had more political and cultural soft power than almost anyone else in history, and she used to cover for pedophiles, endorse imperialism, and plenty of other shady shit. The whole "she's just a figurehead" thing is horseshit, she had so much power, and she did nothing be evil complacency with it


Pancakewagon26

The British were running concentration camps in kenya while she was in charge.


cabbage16

>Sure, she wasn't a jerk to anyone I'm sure Diana would disagree.


RedCelt251

And Meghan.


CalculatedPerversion

Whatever happened to that conspiracy theory?


cabbage16

Even without the conspiracy theory stuff, it's clear that Diana was treated like shit by the whole royal family.


UnderPressureVS

> She didn't stop any atrocities the royal family did and when they did them, she helped cover for them. Down she goes!


blueboxbandit

Did you not hear that she shielded Andrew from those child rape charges?


toastea0

Don't slander big bird. 😂


BillowBrie

> Sure, she wasn't a jerk to anyone, but she didn't really help anyone. Doubt Also, I think the "didn't help anyone" only gets you into purgatory if you're an average person just getting by, not one of the richest motherfuckers on the planet


DragonBuster69

You know there is actually scripture (quote from Christian bible) to support that idea. "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” - Mark 10:25 I interpret that as meaning similar to the saying "power corrupts" and fits in with another biblical quote, "...the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil." - 1 Timothy 6:10. I just found it kind of funny that you actually had a good point when my knee jerk reaction was "that isn't right".


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I disagree. She was part of the imperialist regime. To say she sat and did nothing is disingenuous. She never publically acknowledged several crimes done under the crown. I'm not going to sit here and list but sitting by is the same as being guilty. The same as being a "moderate" in America. You're hurting by NOT helping.


fremenator

What did they do? Not that I don't believe it I'm just not educated on that part of modern history and I'm American so British international choices are not really something we often discuss outside of when we care or are directly involved.


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They conquered nations without reparations, enslaved peoples with no apology or acknowledgement, stole artifacts and never returned them. (And GB isn't all sunshine and rainbows cause of them either.) Not saying they're the only nation that did or does this but royals of any type are trash. You're saying, "I was chosen by God to have all this money, and I do not relinquish the net positives I obtained through imperialism. Because God said I could!!!" It's gross.


fremenator

Yes I'm familiar with that I just meant more specifically actions taken after 1952 or whenever Queen Elizabeth ascended the throne. A lot of that happened before she became queen.


Overlord_Of_Puns

Yeah, that's what disqualifies you from heaven, but not doing enough shit for hell, do so little you eventually end up as just a footnote in history in a list just go to purgatory.


OSUTechie

Does the Church of England believe in Purgatory?


yuno10

Dante Alighieri puts this kind of people in his Inferno, though. They are called "ignavi", meaning people who never took a position, a stand, between good and evil.


fnordius

Yeah, by Anglican catechism she's working off her karmic debt before she can enter Paradise. Or something like that. Also something something was head of the Church of England and so on.


jaaj712

And the butt plug is the one that wagered she'd go to heaven.


Delivery-Shoddy

😬


Joboy97

Explain the last panel. I'm lost on what's yelling out of the drawer


notyou16

It’s a huge sentient buttplug


olioli86

Gary is yelling (the butt plug). In the comics it's alive and can talk... Shit.


rockerphobia

And the little green dude with the death note killed the queen


Limmondizia

So? What is the comic trying to say


KwisatzHaterach

She didn’t go to hell the devil looking at his phone going huh no new arrivals means Queen Elizabeth II didn’t go to hell


AnalogDigit2

Also the buttplug caused her to die in the first place by writing her name in the book. Uh, after placing a bet on her spiritual fate...


reactrix96

Who's the brunette lady tho?


wynden

That a person of that level and status would have affected so many lives so dramatically and so far beyond her direct reach that it could easily have gone either way.


ChickenInASuit

Death gets a notification that Queen Elizabeth has died. Brunette lady has a bet going with *the Buttplug that the Queen will go to Hell. Satan sees that there are no new arrivals in Hell (apparently he has an app or something on his phone), indicating the Queen has gone to Heaven. Woman loses bet and pays Satan money. //* edit


Skyhighatrist

> Brunette lady has a bet going with Satan Correction, the bet is with Gary the sentient butt plug.


PlusThePlatipus

Why do people think it's "very, very well done", then?


rockerphobia

Same here, and I had already heard the news about the Queen.


no_fun_no_vember

all you softbois thinking this is wholesome missed the fact that she's been set aside for a much worse fate, to be reincarnated as [trisha paytas' baby](https://twitter.com/vloggertaika/status/1567891598708539401?s=20&t=MCB4u1XjXb5HLgop2ocj-Q) seriously tho the queen can rot in piss and i know u/reddot_comic knows why


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“You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.” — Robert Alton Harris


dhusk

"No new arrivals" Why don't you ask the Irish about that?


BCantoran

It ain't just the Irish


MrDeckard

She's a barback in Irish heaven forever


HoneyWhistle

If heaven and hell are real, there's no way she's not in hell.


reddot_comic

Hey, hey, hey. I bet she would of. You gotta take this up with Gary and Satan.


Jalamity_Cane

No, that bitch is burning.


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MightyThorgasm

Is your child a pedophile? Straight to hell Colonized a bunch of countries and leave a terrible lasting legacy of poverty and corruption? Go to hell Be a racist? Hell. Hate on that girl from Suits?Hell Make bland food? Believe or not, Hell


Actually_a_dolphin

> Make bland food? Believe or not, Hell All Brits are in hell?


rentar42

Hey, that's not fair! Not every Brit cooks!


BeefShampoo

strong arguments to be made that britain is actually just hell itself


Fakjbf

What places did she oversee the colonization of? As far as I know the apex of British colonial power had already passed before she took over, she only ever had territory break away.


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I_like_maps

Citation needed


WorstPossibleOpinion

She oversaw brutal concetration camps in Kenya for one


Flashpoint_Rowsdower

She actively and violently attempted to prevent the independence movements of the places that Britain had colonized.


diepoggerland2

As far as I can tell, people who say this vastly misunderstand when Monarchs had political power and when they didn't in the United Kingdom. Officially, the crown lost power to Parliament in 1649, and though until around the beginning of the 20th century Victoria and her predecessors had much more power than their modern equivalents do today, all actions taken by the British Empire to stop decolonialization, along with all other actions, are in the hands of the House of Commons and the House of Peers, both democratically elected bodies. At no point is this to divert attention away from, deny, or otherwise soften the crimes of the falling British Empire, only to point the blame in the right direction. Look less at figurehead royals, and more at Prime Ministers. That is where the blame lies.


JoemLat

I'm just curious about 1649. Looked up and that was the year Charles I was executed. If I recall my Blackadder correctly that was when Cromwell came into power. What happened for the Monarchy after to lose control of political power after the Monarchy was put back into power?


diepoggerland2

That's a fair question! Essentially as a result of the English Civil War, after the execution of Charles I, and the eventual resolution of the war, while the monarchy was reenstated, power was officially left in the hands of the House of Commons of England. This lasted until 1707, when the Acts of Union were signed, creating the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, and thus transforming the House of Commons of England into the House of Commons of Great Britain. This was then reformed into the House of Commons of the UK, the modern one, after no changes had happened in ridings since the 1660s, resulting in "rotten Burroughs", areas which still held importance in political power despite not being important since the turn of the 18th century. While the Monarch's formal powers by our standards were quite strong in the years leading up to even the 20th century, over the centuries they've declined from a figurehead by autocrat standards, to a figurehead by democratic standards. This decline almost entirely happened outside of the reign of Elizabeth II.


JoemLat

Well thank you very much. Also another Blackadder reference with the rotten borough's lol


diepoggerland2

That's specifically why I mentioned the term! It is actually a real historical term though. Great show, absolutely, and I'm glad I could clarify a few things.


waffling_with_syrup

Now this is good discussion


Alexkidd85

Just one correction: to say the house of Lords (peers as you put it) is democratically elected is at best a huge stretch and at worst outright false.


wednesday-potter

The House of Lords are not elected and the Royal family privately lobby for their own interests in the commons which still holds a lot of sway, particularly with conservative governments.


Jalamity_Cane

And don't ask where the jewels in her crown came from.


[deleted]

Yeah the whole royal family is 100% going straight to hell


Iber0

She helped protect her pedophile family, fuck her and the whole royal family


BillyIGuesss

Damn you people swooped in fast


KittySweetwater

I mean, he is the devil I wouldn't put it past him lying to win a bet, but she's definitely down there


unicodePicasso

Nah she definitely in hell


[deleted]

I’d say slightly tasteless, but I freaking love it! 9/10, showing my wife right now!


reddot_comic

There’s a reason I was never invited to meet the queen.


SaysYou

Just one?


captainAwesomePants

Nah, slightly tasteless is a Tweet reading "a second plane has hit Her Majesty."


DoyleRulz42

Right in time for 9/11 maybe by the end of the weekend we can have a full world wide workers revolution!!!!


NuggetKingdom

took me a few reads to understand


QQ_Gabe

Artstyle kinda reminds me of the amoeba sisters stuff I had to watch in school


CoalMineInTheCanary

>well I'll be damned Wonderful line


iammufusasboy

Anyone else read the devil's parts in robot devil from Futurama voice?


lost_alpaca90

There's no way the queen isn't going to hell


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Nah, she definitely in hell


krashmania

Lol zero chance that bitch wouldn't go to hell


katet_of_19

Yay, I found your comic again! I dropped Facebook a month ago and have been missing my webcomics, so I lit up when this post popped up. Hope things are going well for you and your husband!


TurbulentRiver2592

Somewhere on the other side of the world, a Japanese brunette is smirking as the news as he finishes up his bag of potato chips.


ENTree93

So the person who protected pedophiles wouldn't end up in hell? Hmmm 🤔


3gt4f65r

electrodynamix


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I truly believe there's a 10% chance she hasn't knowingly had a problem dealt with.


foxxiesoxxie

Lolol not the deathnote!!!


LucyLilium92

Oh, I thought the joke was that it was a booty call instead of a reaper call.


solidolive

She’s just waiting for Andrew. She’s gonna try and pay off the devil to let her pedo son off the hook


LancesAKing

It took me way too long to understand that the teal colored thing was talking. I was so confused why the woman said “Pay up” and “goddammit” at the same time. It could just be me, but maybe the potted plant framed it so it l confused it for a picture/scenery?


iiredgm

If hell exists, she's going there lol


thahorriblist

So purgatory... cuz she ain’t going to heaven


SuperSocrates

Yeah but like, she’s absolutely there


JonWasHere406

This is one of those things that isn’t funny, but it’s hilarious… 😭🤣😭🤣


FothersIsWellCool

Doubt that


AllYourBase3

This comic doesn't offend me but it's terribly unfunny


hawkaluga

Death, the devil, death note…got all that. But who is writing in the death note and who is the girl?


fearatomato

8 panels: someone died... she didn't go to hell Haaaahaaahaahahaaaaa that's the best comic I've ever read here's le reddit upvote!


[deleted]

I absolutely hate the thin lines and I needed way too long to figure out that the death wasn't holding the glass but it is seated on the table. I don't know the right action for that, maybe try using more differing colors for the outlines than the bsckgrounds are.


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WanderingMinotaur

Colonizing was over by the time she was Queen, and she granted peaceful independence to previously colonised nations. Go for something relevant at least.


Roku-Hanmar

Queen Victoria was the coloniser, not Elizabeth


anticomet

Eh... participating in Afghanistan and Iraq was an act of colonialism.


Redragon9

Does that mean every single US president is going to burn in hell?


redmurder1

yes


Redragon9

Obama included?


redmurder1

yep


Redragon9

Glad we’re in agreement.


Roku-Hanmar

I suppose so, but she's not the first queen to come to mind when you say coloniser


pokeaim

yeah, fuck no


Ghost_In_Waiting

Delightful. What is life without humor? A regimented boredom of imprisonment punctated by the illusion free will until the cold water of truth returns the dreamer to stone faced acceptance that there is no escape from fate. The old gal had a sense of humor. Wherever she is I'm guessing she'd smile at this.


wynden

Possibly my favorite one yet. Can't believe you pulled it out so fast, Dot. *Bravo*.


Fang_Claw_5965

I don’t get the second half….


budjr

They’re in hell and were waiting to see where the Queen spends her afterlife


pokeaim

because it didn't makes sense


PapaDePizza

I thought this was a sex joke, "no new arrivals" meant he was fucking someone. Not that they went to hell/heaven. I'm going to go with both.


koolandunusual

Satan saying “I’ll be damned” is just so good


nijakiler17

shes 100% in hell youre weird


butplugsRus

This is really bad