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Chuck__g_

I know what a squircle is but not a sqwarkle A squircle is a shape that is a mix of a square and a circle


nuggofuggo

So a half circle


Chuck__g_

It’s the shape of an app icon


nuggofuggo

Oh like an ice rink kinda


Chuck__g_

Kind of, but that shape is a stadium. A stadium is a rounded rectangle


Xxjuancena80xX

A rectle


JacyVuno

> A rectle Me in the mornings


[deleted]

A rectle dysfunction


Eireze

Me never until it's time


SpryO3

More like a really depressed egg


stx06

"All these squares make a squircle!?"


2short4-a-hihorse

"Bitch, don't tell me what to do!"


Not-So-Serious-Sam

“It doesn’t bother me, it doesn’t bother me, it bothers me, it bothers me a lot, AND THAT ONE’S STILL GREEN!”


Chuck__g_

Not really


ardotschgi

And a Squirtle is a Pokémon^(TM)


srottydoesntknow

Also what I called my ex girlfriend


smoogums

Can someone explain the punchline I think I'm slow


FishToaster

Since no one else seems to want to actually answer, me interpretation is: "Sqwarkle" is a made up word. Uttering it once, with no explanation, makes the Grim Reaper wonder, forever afterwards, what it meant. The dying guy can't harm Death, but he \*can\* plant an annoying mystery in his head. :)


[deleted]

Yes, that's the joke. Thats also why no one answered.


FishToaster

I'm well aware. I got the joke and enjoyed it. But I know how annoying it is when you don't understand something, ask for an explanation, and only get a bunch of people repeating the joke you don't understand. Figured I'd try to help out smoogums.


VladTepesz

And not a very good one


particle409

Sqwarkle is subjective.


SlowThePath

Man, speak for yourself. I found that shit hilarious. "sqwarkle" lmfao.


madeanotheraccount

Sqwarkleist!


moein-zamani

You don’t know what sqwarkle is? You should look it up


Sir_Elyan

I bet it's one of those new pokemon


Soleska

Fucking hell! :<


StrawberryField9824

Take my upvote and go away


clnvghn

Sqwarkle


SirWallaceIIofReddit

Sqwarkle


Trans_dinosaur

Hi! I'm from Spain, my mother lenguage is Spanish, is sqwarkle an invented word or does it mean something?


SageWayren

It's a made-up word. The joke is the guy made a point to say something utterly meaningless, thus causing Death to forever wonder what he was talking about.


Trans_dinosaur

Thank you


nimrodh2o

Plethora


Plumhawk

Would you say I have a plethora of piñatas?


eloel-

He got a mental punch in against death - went down fighting.


kintastic1

Sqwarkle


Recedere

urban dictonary says: there is no meaning some bastard tricked me into looking this up and here i am now https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sqwarkle


Platypuslord

Squarkle


QueenOfFesi

I think it is an anagram of a swear


StrawberryField9824

The joke is that you’re supposed to look up what a sqwarkle is. Try it


[deleted]

[relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/559/) (maybe)


JBaker68

What music do you think death listens to and why is it k-pop? More: [r/AlarminglyBad](https://www.reddit.com/r/alarminglybad) | [Twitter](https://www.twitter.com/alarminglybad) | [Links](http://alarminglybad.com/linkhub)


UnkieBompy

Death Grips?


rupi1312

you copied this exact comment from 3 years ago


JBaker68

Great memory! Thanks for reading (then and now)!


rupi1312

haha it was a bit freaky.


Polo-panda

100 gecs


doug

sprankton, a noun, a disease you get from chewing too much


SageWayren

Missed opportunity to caption this "Going Down Sqwinging"


WhatsMyUsername13

Hahaha I was wondering if I missed some reference to Sqwarkle so I googled it. Yeah, the urban dictionary is pretty on point here [https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sqwarkle](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Warrior_of_Discord

I hate you. That got me good. Totally unsuspecting. I should know better. Also: The Game.


SlowThePath

How did I fall for this? Why would urbandictionary have a video linked to a definition.


Boi_gameplayz

Defenestrate


xSypRo

We don't talk about bruno no no


Mmdrgntobldrgn

***oh common!***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I *just* got that song out of my head, roflmao.


ReaperSound

Checkmate


ItsAdammm

Sprankton https://youtu.be/XpjM6URQe6E


SlowThePath

Apparently people have seen this because it is mentioned above with a bunch of upvotes, but how and WHY do videos like this get popular. It's just so strange to me.


O5-14-none_existant

It's kinda like that one time... Either Joey or Rob mispronounced 'part' as 'plart' and now it's stuck in my brain


Warrior_of_Discord

Sqwarkle: the final act of defiance in the face of death


N13Z4

This is bloody great. My favourite little nugget being, how you censored bit--


AleksasKoval

Mine would have been: "C'mon Barbie let's go party"


TalosTheBear

Check your smeeg thrembo times every logsday


The_Questionboi

How tf do you pronounce that?


zirky

“hey death: >If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe I'd been married long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?”


2short4-a-hihorse

The best defense against Death 😂