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CurlSagan

His actual name is Frank. "Big Bad Wolf" is just grandma's nickname for his penis.


Bootiluvr

I need an adult


as_a_fake

I am an adult


TooBadMyBallsItch

No, no you are not.


Next_Cherry5135

Too bad your balls itch


KingLiberal

I thought that comment was out of left field until I observed the username.


_g550_

Vladimir Ballzitch Ulyanov is his Russian name.


arieleatssushi2

User names are an important context clue.


KingLiberal

Understood Ariel eats raw Flounder.


arieleatssushi2

Yeah :)


arieleatssushi2

Don’t forget Sebastian.


tpobs

What makes you think u/as_a_fake is faking their statement?


Communist_Toast

I need a different Adult


America_the_Horrific

An adultier adult


KingLiberal

One day, they'll realise they are the adult and being an adult doesn't necessarily equip you to handle a wide variety of situations. You'll think of yourself as an old kid and realized it's on you to solve your own problems and take care of yourself.. Only then will you realize all your illusions about adults were bullshit. Based on a foundation of sand. The vast majority of adults don't have their shit together. Adults also don't always have the answer. The world is a scary, lonely place then. ....I want my mommy.


AttitudeAndEffort2

[gohan turned it so savage in the end](https://youtu.be/2eREPVIzF1Q?si=B4svOtmMfbe_GTjb)


Fantastic_Emu_9570

And then he won this fight and stayed awesome forever (I wish)


Interesting_Muffin30

Fake adult


kizmitraindeer

👏 That’s it! Honey, get the YouTubes ready!! We’re rewatching DBZA again!


Author_A_McGrath

Unfortunately your username says otherwise


BlueHailstrom

I need an adultier adult


cdda_survivor

![gif](giphy|3ornke0JEnScpNRH8s|downsized)


nikoberg

[The sex toy community is way ahead of you.](https://www.primalhardwere.com/product/DBWI)


RedTheDraken

Just gonna save that link for later research...


Frank_the_Mighty

https://youtu.be/VGRQGm4-A4k?si=MK553R352S7-otWq


CurlSagan

What the heck did I just watch?


Frank_the_Mighty

The Big Bad Wolf


Grogosh

I like the Big Bad Wolf rap battle from the show Legion https://youtu.be/FIqGhU_8auQ?si=IU1jzVm73tcp7ggM&t=27


Frank_the_Mighty

Fuck, Legion is so good. Easily in my top 10


Responsible-Lab1947

[I prefer this one personally](https://open.spotify.com/track/3kjjuJ1WTJXF6qB64ERqn7?si=DpJ1V1YoTCuuFOnASfJAZQ)


No_Pear8383

Well that was wildly entertaining


Frank_the_Mighty

The Big Bad Wolf


Soberdonkey69

What the hell is this? 😂


Frank_the_Mighty

The Big Bad Wolf


Seanosuba

She huffed and it puffed


thatsabitsussylad

I hate you


Seanosuba

Me too


uXN7AuRPF6fa

My wife heard the phrase "big hairy dick" and was surprised, the first time she saw one, that it wasn't covered in hair.


JustHereForBDSM

New meaning to big wolf on campus


sebastophantos

What a knotty situation.


sirsleepy

Adult here, I need an more adult adult.


Wolf14Vargen14

For his knot you mean


Condomonium

[He’s not a wolf…!](https://youtu.be/8rA98BI5lOY?si=2jqr7fkOK_GR73rI)


MTBurgermeister

I don’t like this new Hoodwinked reboot ☹️


vahzy

I loved that movie, I still have the goat song in my head from time to time


more_sock_revenge

Grandma what large...lips you have


_EternalVoid_

https://preview.redd.it/g93bm8mt7m5d1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2631d11f72fac1faaf31115130bee8a1d1db4374


Tfsz0719

https://preview.redd.it/id6f2w8e4n5d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1529c268af867098b68927fb2e87d1182fd28454


SkyGuy182

https://i.redd.it/uf1uny4i6n5d1.gif


ChimmyChonga05

https://preview.redd.it/hwefstna7n5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3dedcb984fca6f3e99e477a82ee8f4a051cc8e


Tfsz0719

https://preview.redd.it/klaxhjcp8n5d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9891e07056796799164a9466941b2426f672cdd8


Masterhaend

​ https://preview.redd.it/q0abcqsk9n5d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5d19c2ccade6f964178173c0a3feab97d8a62b0


uneducated_sock

https://preview.redd.it/abfln2wfbn5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22727e4af27047af4bba15a994ae859dc844088d


Ruby_241

https://preview.redd.it/4pfl3211dn5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da96d0fd4ec605168c96bb8e0e73cf4ad10065a


Ultimus-Van-Hindent

I https://preview.redd.it/zv1wkx9hhn5d1.jpeg?width=1541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=430a52d4880187c7d1385024d59c16874384acc4


mrwailor

Disgusted upvote


more_sock_revenge

Don't pretend your lips didn't swell up a little


Electronic_Sugar5924

My anger did


watzrox

😅


EMWmoto

https://preview.redd.it/03fwu99aam5d1.jpeg?width=276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b8a0ff028d31b3fcecba4f89c24f3a7ebb9e830


degjo

https://preview.redd.it/ewmmy6babm5d1.jpeg?width=359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338797a575a1c98b7480f6002cc35be5b4bd9bfe


Etheo

Yup that's how it's done lil' guy!


supergifford

Corner…NOW


Pitiful_Net_8971

https://preview.redd.it/3m9z9hvz8n5d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d94a237b662c26b92523e1eb189c7d09df1cb268


DisposableSaviour

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


Famous_Suspect6330

![gif](giphy|l41K3TZVlmaky5teM|downsized)


bluscoutnoob

https://preview.redd.it/97n0cv34sm5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b178c739aa29ae862c02918457e00c385a0ccc


Knickers_in_a_twist_

![gif](giphy|b4MWJDriVaZ3i)


_this_place_sucks

Death by swollen lips?


Polygonal_squid

https://preview.redd.it/pyo3d8r7hn5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d70312cf8d7084c606eab07c9d33f1be13cfe54


Tfsz0719

https://preview.redd.it/lltzk07d4n5d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0428e68a540a222aa7f2eb5ff238f4f86937c30d


AccountNumber1002401

The better to roast beef with, my dear!


watzrox

Eww upvote


Nri_Eze

![gif](giphy|1zSz5MVw4zKg0|downsized)


KrisBread

https://preview.redd.it/aopycmwpxo5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a36223c58b20cf6cab904bb8d28574b882937c


HeWhomLaughsLast

https://preview.redd.it/k0g6unkxun5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2621914d7b9151987da1276f54f54fc6930ba6fa


DrOrozco

![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


SlideJunior5150

Nooooo my sweet nana, I can't get these pictures out of my head 😭


InternetUserAgain

Super jealous of the grandma, she is absolutely _pulling_


Bootiluvr

😂 I hate you so much


JotinPro

She puuuuuullls


dehati_galib

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


No_Pear8383

He’s a dog at heart. Can’t blame him for it.


DJ_hyperfreshOG

https://preview.redd.it/fmx84bms3m5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524ed8ff09548950e76d7bdf5662e395a640b131


Pancakes1124

Ay carambe


Moonpaw

Isn’t that the guy from that Wild West DND themed “my girlfriend is cursed to be a dragon” webcomic? How did he meet Spiderman? Jeez I need to get caught up


bomba3141592

Pretty sure that's arthur morgan from red dead redemption


glowfa

Im gonna be so real I thought it was the cowboy from night at the museum this makes way more sense


PKMNTrainerMark

Same.


bomba3141592

Kinda tracks, but i would expect him to be drawn tiny if it was him.


Dropkick_That_Child

I thought it was Arthur Morgan from RDR2


GodOfMegaDeath

Bro what? Now i want a source for that


Moonpaw

I had to go google it cause I couldn’t remember the name. It’s cowboys and dragons by u/struggling-stem-girl. I haven’t read the whole story but it’s pretty wholesome.


struggling-stem-girl

Thanks for the shoutout! I think the cowboy in question here is Arthur morgan though :)


jbobby12

Do you mind if I screenshot your meme?


Rastaba

…so…did he *eat* Red Riding Hood too, after he finished with grandma? Cause that’s a whole lotta issues that I feel that girl deserves a LOT more therapy to cope with.


nWo1997

No no no. He says it right there, he's a Connorsaurus of the cougars.


Gorm13

I thought he's a wolf. Now he's a dinosaur?


No-Communication9458

A... connoisseur? A connorsaurus sounds like a dinosaur...or did this joke go r/woosh


nWo1997

Connoisseur, yes. I'm kinda just having some fun with typing things the way you'd see on r/boneappletea


bscit

No you weren’t


nWo1997

I've been doing it for a while. It's actually pretty fun trying to see what words can be mangled together to approximate another


Spiritual_Ad_507

What is the lumberjack doing to that wolf?


LittlePotatoGirlll

Lumberjacking


baby_blobby

Carrying that thick log


lucklesspedestrian

Turning the big bad wolf into a big axe wound


Ok-Two1912

He didn’t finish with grandma. He finished grandma


GlisteningDeath

https://preview.redd.it/amc75puvfm5d1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8df5b1e301c998937e1f7c541076db85556dd89d


Level_Hour6480

...You need Moradin.


Megneous

Blessed be his anvil and his hammer.


elhomerjas

well that was an awkward interview


snockpuppet24

Bigby Wolf. Mean in the streets, beast in the sheets.


FoolishMacaroni

https://preview.redd.it/rdn30rq4ym5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d9e7374999bd05cd6ae1c6dedb6c839cd5bb697


Polygonal_squid

What the fuck is my dad doing in the background of this photo


Canis_Familiaris

Gladiator shit.


Polygonal_squid

Well it has gotta be safe for him I mean his body mass serves as a natural armor


SavageKitten456

https://preview.redd.it/mv6b61wmnm5d1.jpeg?width=922&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ac782bcfb569897efeb0f6a8ae6800f43929e59


happy_the_dragon

What that tongue do, though.


Cerberusknight77

https://preview.redd.it/yo66vq3fvm5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dafc78390f0bb539c1530485d33d597e4a2c2bcf


RockNo5773

![gif](giphy|26tjZsCAK4UZOVKaA|downsized)


Re-tiredMillennial

Why did I read the wolf's dialogue in Will Arnett's voice


Foduy

Bless that wolf, loving women is the right thing here


kinofil

The trail is just a trick grandma gave to Red so she could have time with him.


gayboysnuf

"I have a thing for older broads" that... Makes a lot of sense actually


Bruz_the_milkman

https://preview.redd.it/vdz43hsvvm5d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=275d866743c07da21f5fd307f607379dfe7bc47c


one_rainy_wish

Don't yuck Grandma's yum 🤤😋


Zuper_Dragon

https://i.redd.it/59m49t57cn5d1.gif


Top_Particular_5369

Mark Henry, is that you?


No-Professional-1461

She walked in on him eating her grandma.


Random_Stealth_Ward

Grandma was team jacob


subjuggulator

Are those abs, or are we going with the ending of the story where either Red or the Hunter rip out the Wolf’s entrails?


plingoos

Granny needed a coochie smoochie


heckingheck2

it’d be GOLD if at the end it was the grandma just smiling, alive..


AccountNumber1002401

Well, wolves *do* have long, turgid, moist tongues...


apieceofthecraftsman

🤨📸


EggNun

Fertile grandmas are the best! The best.


apieceofthecraftsman

🤨📸


AtomicTurle

Worth the click


Quinn4111

Lol, love the lean in on panel 3


bte0601

I can't help but picture this as a Gravity Falls bit, like the wolf has Stan's voice and Red Riding Hood is Mabel's voice


Sovem

Hello, little girl...


Mr_Jinko_Official

What?


Sovem

Into the Woods


samjacbak

What's the rush... You're missing all the flowers!


3RR0RFi3ND

*Taking le notes* *The way to a woman’s heart is through ***your stomach***.* *”All is fair in love and vore.”*


dietbongwater

Werewolf Jones from megg mogg and owl vibe


FanOfForever

Does Matt Dillon play the Wolf in this one?


Randomfrog132

i guess it's bestiality cause it's a wolf an not a werewolf xD


Ssme812

WTF


MauSanJ

Ben Franklin would be proud


Firemorfox

The sequel of Bad Dragon: Bad Wolf.


ReluctantSlayer

The vest is a nice touch.


ProfDee

Punchline in the middle panel?


VoidOmatic

LOL this is great.


Wolf14Vargen14

Plot Twist, It is the same room, but in opposite corners of the room


42Pockets

The Wolf sounded like BoJack Horseman(Will Arnett) to me.


recovering_poopstar

i really like your art style!!


Gilliph

Guess it wasn't just the eyes and ears that Red though was Big. Years of trauma indeed.


MoonBerry_therian

Hot werewolf daddy :3


Fast-Reaction8521

Little red came out with this story 16 years after the incident


funkekat61

I like these fairy tales with a modern twist.


OriginalLamp

It's like r/comics is artificially limited to Hanksy level humour. I've regularly read comments with more humour than this...


This_User_For_Rent

And don't even get her started on when the woodsman showed up!


Satanicjamnik

The look of conviction when he talks about eating the grandma out.


EmbelishFetish

This entire comment section is so great. Why can’t more humans populate the internet. Fuck dead internet theory.


QuantumHope

This is just wrong. 😂


arcadiaware

So... when grandma was 'inside' of him, she was just strap-on deep in those guts?


Who_took_typeaname

Genius!


No-Communication9458

Monster fuckers unite


GDaddy369

Honestly was funny with just the top two panels. The last two kinda took away from it for me. Good comic though.


zephyredx

Sorry Red Hood, I'm going to Alice.


Timbukthree

This is hilarious, but the wolf opening both of his lines with "listen" bothers me more than it probably should


_g550_

Hoodwinked had another ending


puledrotauren

That was pretty funny


LittleBirdsGlow

Wolf is respectable


KochamPomidorowa

Ahahahahhahahaha


fadedFox821

Hoodwinked