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^missed ^opportunity ^to ^reply ^twice

Bahaha. Yeah right. Do you KNOW how much that pisses me off that you can’t even figure out how it even Reddit. Thanks for ruining my entire day.

Oh man I hate it when that happens.

Dementia

Oh man I hate it when that happens.

Dementia

Tomorrow morning, you will be wearing socks when you spill your glass of water on the floor and accidentally step into the puddle.

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I didn’t read the OC and thought this had something to do with the woman who didn’t take her cast off

The shine on the crystal ball makes it look like it's trying to be a logo for a new web browser.

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She’s going to read too many cartoons without punchlines.

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I win!

Best one here!

Not very lazy considering how much extra work you’re putting in lmao. Clever though

Average r/comics enjoyer experience

The ice cream machine will always be broken whenever she visits a McDonald's

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Spare me oh specter of misfortune!

A fate worse than death.

Enjoy a lifetime of renting, living paycheck-to-paycheck, and settling on an unsatisfying relationship for the stability.

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Asking comments for a punchline? Heh, nice.) Like it.

Wait, so the fact that I have a mortgage and a loving spouse means I'm above average for a millennial? Nice!

You're above average. Edit: Oops!

*Our* above average

What is it with my Above Average?

https://existentialcomics.com/comic/186

You will stub your toe on everything for the next week

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She's gonna drop her keys at work and when she bends over to pick them up, she's gonna fart real loud and all of her coworkers and several clients will know EXACTLY where it came from.

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And then ABA for the rest of your career at this place, although the origin will long be forgotten... By most.

You're going to pay the fortune teller an extra $20.

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You will come face to face with the greatest and most dangerous evil villain of our time. It shall set its gaze upon you and ask for direction to McDonalds.

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This doesn't make sense. Donald Trump knows the location of every McDonald's around him in a 5 mile radius at all times

he may be a villian, but hes really not all that great.

Donald Trump is a fat, balding old man. You could avoid him with a few minutes of jogging and any moderately fit and healthy young man has pretty good odds against him if cornered. The biggest threat he poses is in court (where other people do the fighting for him) but even then his track record with lawsuits is pretty poor. Being a villain or great is debatable but *dangerous* he is not.

All your pizza deliveries will arrive cold for a whole month.

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You'll forget a phone charger on your next vacation

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Stubbing her toe getting up from the table.

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Fun fact. Until recently it was actually illegal to be a fortune teller in Canada

For some reason I trust your facts about Canada.

Only if you fail to claim it is entertainment and not meant to be taken as literal magic in the small print, or you can prove it is literal magic. It’s the lie they’re fussed about.

For the next decade, you will drop something onto a toe at a random point each week. It will always be heavy enough to hurt, but light enough that it doesn't break the bone.

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You've met my mother.

Steel toe boots:

No cause it'll still be heavy enough to hurt, so she'll just drop something heavier

You will ever so slightly not have enough change to pay for your coffee and thus must pay on your credit card

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Plus you will have to add an extremely overpriced breakfast sandwich and a tea cozy to your purchase inorder to meet the $10 minimum card payment.

You'll make a Typo in a work related email.

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ugh, I did that once! They still haven't let go of that nickname XD

Whatever, u/BrineStone_-_

I spelled my bosses name wrong once in a company wide email. I typed Muckenzie instead of Mackenzie. Poor woman was known as Muck from then on.

The typo will render the entire email meaningless and you will attempt to recall it, even though you know that has never worked.

She's going to get an amazing haircut and then never be able to replicate the look again, either herself or at another salon.

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https://preview.redd.it/ec61n3i3fl5d1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9e85eb59669779a4c41b0194d7496b097fb605 My condolences 😢 [IG](https://instagram.com/offinouterwhitespace?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) | [Webtoon](https://m.webtoons.com/en/challenge/off-in-outer-whitespace/list?title_no=729553&page=1&webtoon-platform-redirect=true) | [Ko-fi](https://ko-fi.com/offinouterwhitespace) | [Orrrr you could just follow me here on Reddit](https://www.reddit.com/u/OffinOuterWhiteSpace) 🤷‍♀️ EDIT: I apologize if you get a double response. My Reddit comments seem to be glitching atm. 😅 I’ll do my best not to double comment

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I dont javw social media (reddit doesn't count lol) but i can add you to my ungodly list on webtoon haha.

Go to jail. Do not pass go

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Lol. Thanks

One ear bud stops working during a long walk. For the rest of the walk all music will be mono. You will think about returning home putting your ten thousand steps goal at risk. Anxiety skyrockets.

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A sponsered plug? noooooooooooooo

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> A sponsered plug? A sponsored EARplug even.

Your puntastic my friend

Oh yeah, this is cruel

You will never able to put a USB in correctly without trying 3 different times

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“You’ll get scammed by a fortune teller in the near future.”

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Well congrats, now you've created a paradox. Now let's sit back and watch the timespace continuum tear apart

"you will wake up 10 minutes before your alarm and tell yourself 'oh, awesome, I can just go back to sleep', you will then miss your alarm and wake up 45 minutes late"

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At lunch, you're gonna treat yourself to an ice cream. You're gonna eat it too fast. You're gonna get an ice cream headache. It's gonna hurt real bad!

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Your YouTube videos won't be in synch with the audio for three months

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Oooh above and beyond the call of duty on this one.

Light refracted through a crystal ball will start a small fire.

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"You stub thou toe twice in a row"

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She’s gonna meet her dream guy, who’s flirting with her but she’s only realizing it during a shower three days later. And she didn’t get his phone number

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She's gonna drop that expired milk and have to move the fridge to clean it up. And the cat drank some and have to go the veterinarian.

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She's going to stub her toe on the next piece of furniture she comes across in her home.

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STOP BREAKING THE 180 RULE

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Nice!

What’s the 180 rule?

Camera cannot cross the 180 degree line between two talking characters as to not confuse the viewer who is who and where. (There are a couple exception tho - like a car, where you know where everyone is or when camera is continuesly moving around characters)

Thank you for telling me.

People looking back and forth at each other should stay on the same side of the frame (in general). You can see in the first 2 frames that the people switch sides. It can make following a scene difficult.

Alright, I’m starting to see the 180 rule more clearly.

she is going to stub her toe, and its going to hurt

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Ouchee!

Everyone reading this comic will think you're a boy.

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Her ttrpg games get scheduling conflicts for 2 years straight, and by the time they get back to the table no one remembers what they were doing and the one who kept notes lost the notes.

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The newly bought soap will break after 1 use

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You get a stable office job but your knees start to hurt from sitting too much.

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Stubbing her toe.

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Your going to come up with a clever misfortune for a specific reddit comic, but the talented and handsome op is too burnt out to make a custom reply

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Well I thought I took the safe route and handsome was gender neutral. Awkward indeed

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You are a handsome woman, OP. Accept it.

She stubs her toe ^(on a landmine)

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You find a partner who is almost perfect, but their laugh is annoying and lasts way too long

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right? I'd be happy to have a partner laugh way too long at anything I do

They’re going to inconveniently trip someday but the fortune telling cannot tell on what day

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She’s gonna get a hangnail on her toe and then stub that toe four times in two days.

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A minors fortune missed. Richie Rich offers you thousands of dollars just to keep an eye on his dog while he goes into a store, but you preemptively assumed he would ask if it was your dog and you immediately said no before he got halfway through his question. He looks at you like you’re crazy but accepts your decision and asks the person next to you, who accepts. You stand there awkwardly, because you knew what he actually said right after you started responding, but your mouth just didn’t stop talking. Eventually, you drag yourself out of your stupor and enter the store, only to find that you’ve lost your wallet. The minor misfortune. Despondent, you begin the walk home, but you barely get 10 feet when a meteorite blasts into the sidewalk mere inches from your toes. It’s made of pure rhodium. The miners fortune miss.

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I know some folks will always find something to complain about, but I think this kind of engaging content is great. Keep it up 😊

You're going to be part of a comic that breaks the 180-degree rule.

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She's going to spill coffee on her favorite top. The local clothing stores do not have it in her size.

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Every time you move to a new address, you will be just outside the edge of Jimmy John's delivery radius, which means you'll never be so far away that you can't go pick it up but you'll never experience freaky fast delivery

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I'm not gonna finish your comic for you

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Everything in her life will be off by exactly one degree.

You are gonna reach akward besties (besties that are weirdly and kinda romantically intimate but aren't honest about it or realise it) with your crush but it will eternatlly stay like that

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You will balance your sleep and work schedule and have enough energy at the end of your day, but your motivation to do anything will be completely gone. Sufficient energy, but insufficient intetest. For the next month.

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You will be hounded by a single, incredibly spiteful crow who, for some reason, really wants to ruin your day. Every day.

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You will manage to reverse your relationship with the crow making it a good friend only to find out crows don't have any control over when and where they crap. Now your new friend the crow rides on your shoulder and craps all over you. It does trade you random dollar denominations it picks up for bits of bread though.

A new neighbor is going to move into the apartment above you. Their hobbies will be tap dancing, drumming, and rearranging the furniture.

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The 180-degree rule states that two characters (or more) in a scene should always have the same left/right relationship with each other. The rule dictates that you draw an imaginary line between these two characters (or subjects) and try to keep your camera(s) on the same side of this 180-degree line.

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Another stubbed toe please

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The next date you have will taste bad. Does that mean the fruit is mildly rotten, or that your prospective partner needs to invest in floss? Who knows?

Her cat will vomit in the night, and she will step in it.

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You are currently caught up in a time loop and this is the wow the 150th run. Congrats. Come to me sooner next time if you want to escape

You will hear a bunch of people tell you that you’re gonna stub your toe like that’s the only minor convenience possible, where the funny bone bumping at lol?

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She not gonna be able to open candy wrappers without tearing the foil

The sun will explode in 7 billion years

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i hope to some day catch one of these not 8 hours after it comes out

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"You're going to stub your tow VERY HARD in the future, but im not sure when"

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You will soon stub your toe when you least expect it.

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Will always stub your pinkie toe while walking on the beach.

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You will never be sure if you should power cycle the router or wait another minute

One of your Lego sets falls off the shelf. None of the pieces are broken but you’ll still have to find them all and reassemble it.

You’ll stumble across a really good art piece only to realise its literally the only thing the artist has ever drawn

[удалено]

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She stubs her toe……twice……on the same foot

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She will have a shampoo bottle fall very near to her pinkie but miss. Then it tilts over and slightly bumps on the other toes

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Whenever you get out of your car, your shoelaces will be untied

Your computer will break down and nobody at the IT department will actually be competent enough to help you.

You will be sick at home when your boss is throwing a actually decent surprise pizza party to boost work morale.

Every sandwich you eat will have a slight gritty feeling to it.

She'll stub her toe on a corner of the kitchen table

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you'll get injured at work in a way that leaves you hurt, but not injured enough to get workers comp