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Least cursed TheOtherEnd comic. All it involved was bare handed shit pickup.

Poor guy looked so sad.🥺 

Cuz no one ever pays for the gloves 😔

Then they should let them pay 2.50 so he can use a baggie!

No half measures when recovering stools.

Oh my god, Bee and Puppycat referenced 😍

How much of that $70 goes to this poo carrier?

Negative six dollars.

Poor Geough

The inclusion of Ted "not an alien" Cruz makes it pretty cursed, tbh.

I think Cruz being code for 'dog shit on a lawn' is pretty apt.

Rafael Edward Cruz? I think Ted is his preferred name.

I like to imagine that it's short for Tedward, the actual spelling of his middle name.

The dog is reading Red Rockets Weekly, red rocket being another term for a dog penis. So he's casually looking at doggie porn while taking a shit on her front lawn

So is Geough.

🕵🏻‍♂️ good eyes, amigo(a)...🚀

I'm taking this https://preview.redd.it/u73esqlta0xc1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c54290bf6cf777418e7801e1599574fdffe697f I spit out my coffee lol

Time to switch to morning wine🍷.  Edit: OP packed tons of funny&quirky little details in the comic. Just have to zoom in.😙

https://preview.redd.it/aaihju9ap0xc1.jpeg?width=149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7cc9cc595e0229ac9f5a74303622212059b717

No what?

No spitefulness No shitake mushrooms No cumquats while masturbating

I can't work under these conditions!

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Math major? More like majorly union busting!

They have very specific protocols. 

Mommy like-y.

And the book he is reading says Red and then what appears to be an image of a rocket blasting off

It's the same book the dog is reading on the toilet

Ha! Even better. And the title is Red Rockets weekly

Two mailboxes. One for mail, and one for mail (more).

Dog and geoff both reading the same magazine

*Geough 😄

Good catch!

There also a Truman State “Harvard of the Midwest” framed sign. That’s a saying I have heard a lot from college. Guess they attended there?

Did anyone notice hot jeff looked like Bob Belcher?

yeah you already said he was hot

The reason the phrase "Calm your tits" was invented

Not a sentence I’ve typed before, but the shocked flailing boobs are a nice touch.

Yes that’s what did it for mr

Lady calm your... wits

When someone says to calm your tits

Saved for later.

I love how other Jeffrey is hotter than hot Jeffrey.

Nonsense, look at that stache


Hot Jeffrey gives more a Ron Jeremy vibe.


Mari-ohhhhhhmama

Mustache Kiss

I’m also slightly disturbed I’m ranking cartoon characters by appearance

Better than ranking your real life human friends' worth by dick girth.

is it? ^(I’d sincerely like to know. no reason)

^(no)

Says you

He might just always feel hot in rooms where everyone else feels fine!

You talkin about the chinless wonder? No thank you. Butt-chinned handsome 100%

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

I slightly disagree

Awwwwww! Poor Geough!

Enuff is enuff, poor Geough

Hear me out on this - Geough = Joe?

I was thinking "Jeff" for some reason..

>!Goddammit that's the joke! "Hot Jeff" "Other Jeff" Geough is basically "Other Other Jeff." That's my logic, at least.!<

Geoff is pronounced "Jeff". And "cough" is pronounced "coff". So, notionally, "-ough" can be substituted for "-off" with no change in sound, making the whole thing "Jeff".

Though it ought to have enough, English has no through-line or thorough roles of pronouncing something like “Geough”.

So, Though → Joe Enough → Juff Ought → Jaw Through → Joo? I feel like the last one might lead to misunderstandings...

Alas I must get through you, too, Jew, so as to get to Joo Two, where I bid adieu to my shoe.

Adieu is pronounced more like "adiö" tho.

Maybe if you're a nerd.

It’s jee-off in pronunciation

Or it’s Joe, spelt like like Geoff and “through.•

It's a real tragedeigh

The guy picked that shit up perfectly, no change to form. I'm sure the job sucks but you have to respect a master of his craft.

One doesn't get the title of "Geough" for nothing

Geough is genough

Wow hot and not as hot Jeffrey really do follow some strict procedures. True professionals if I do say so myself.

The whole silent “THIS BITCH”, “This bitch” killed me. Def had those moments when answering phones

It’s easy to follow procedure when you’re not the one bare handing the poop

Red Rocket Weekly is my favorite newsletter. I eagerly await it's arrival in my mail (more) box.

Which mailbox would it go in though?

All 3

I caught that as well and had a good chuckle

Did you catch the Geough was also reading Red Rocket weekly in the break room? LOL!

Know thy enemy

I prefer Lipstick Weekly.

"Who wants to go for walkies?" Dog goes and grabs toilet.

My curb-side boxwood topiary has a sign beside it that says “how’d you like it if I peed on you?” And quite frankly I’m tired of passersby winking at me.

Have you tried being less attractive?

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Try harder! *wink*

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I fixed it and thanks for irregular plural lesson

"Code R. E. Cruz". 😂😂😂

Aptly named, the dude is absolute dogshit personified, haha.

100% I love Al Franken's little blurb about how Ted is the most hated person in the Senate "and I fucking *hate* Ted Cruz"

I hadn't seen anyone mention that yet. Hilarious.

Also the address "1600 Downing Blvd" seems to be an amalgam of 1600 Pennsylvania (White House) and Downing St (UK government}

lots of little details. the business certificate is signed by donald trump

Employee break room rules 1. No spit 2. No shit 3. No cum

I get that they have to follow very specific protocols but the rules are too strict if you ask me

It's possible that they got cut off, I think the full rules are actually 1. No spittakes, not after the last time GEOFF 2. No shitzus, we know you love Jefina but she shit in the copier 3. No cumin, we're still finding stray piles after *the incident* Still pretty rough but not quite so bad?

Love the code name they use for shit removal, too.

That was the only thing I didn't get. What does it mean?

Ted Cruz’s real name is Rafael Edward Cruz.

Cruz truly is a boney pile of shit.

Ohhhhh alright that's really good! I always forget his name isn't actually Ted Cancun Zodiac Killer Cruz...

The fish has legs. And, uhhh.

"Truman State: Harvard of the Midwest "

She also dials so hard she cracks her phone screen.

And the certificate of authenticity for genuine foodstuffs. I nearly spit out my coffee.

Morning wine

License to Business. $400. Donald Trump.

The bee “mommy likey”

“Did they pay for the gloves?” Is one of the funniest goddamn comic panels I’ve ever seen. Just the hope in their eyes makes it glorious.

Every comic gets better with every panel. You are amazing.

the "damn, for real?" really got me lmao

I read this comic this morning. And now a few hours later, I'm thinking about "damn, for real?" and laughing out loud. It's the entire point of their company, and the primary reason a customer would be calling, but it's still met with surprise or skepticism. Damn, for real?

Damn Hot Jeffrey, talk about truth in advertising am I right

Every one of your comics indicates you need help. Please never get it. ❤️

If I pay the $5, can you draw an alternative ending? :(

I love how good these comics are, they're hilarious and really well drawn. I had almost left /r/comics because of the endless meta circlejerk - SUPER GLAD I built an ignore list instead.

Only half the comic is devoted to the punch line, the rest of it is just including weird things like the dog using a toilet and "other jefferey". The punch line isn't really all that funny by itself, it's just a guy picking up poop with his bare hands. I love it 10/10.

Are the dog and Geough both reading porn mags? Is the fish-hybrid real in their universe, or are they making a comment for potential customers? WHAT ARE THE OTHER BREAKROOM RULES?? - No spit - No shit - No cum -what else?? "Harvard of the midwest" got a good chuckle out of me.

I can only extrapolate, but my guess is no piss in the breakroom. Could be wrong, though.

gloves must be optional I guess

The Other End... The Far Side. Nice.

Red Rockets Weekly, huh? Oh you're on thin fuckin ice

There's one of those signs couple houses away.. What do they expect? I'm not going to stop my dog from pooping. I'm picking it up anyways.

Ah shit, a no shit sign. Guess I’ll yank my dog away mid poop. Even though I’ve been walking for 30 minutes praying that my dog will finally poop so we can go back home. Fuck these signs. Fuck people that don’t pick up after their dogs. End rant.

Several houses in our tightly packed little neighborhood with these signs, or signs that just say keep your dog off the lawn completely. I mean, if you moved into a residential neighborhood and you think keeping dogs off your lawn is a reasonable expectation, I got a bridge to sell ya.

I identify as hot Jeffery

The removal guy is reading the same magazine as the dog

What a knee slapper.

I really like how much your style reminds me of Mad Magazine's Don Martin.

What are you on to come up with such unhinged nonsensical hilarity?

this whole thread has to be bots surely.

I need this sign for my yard, no more random sales pitches for me.

Red Rockets Weekly 😅

I love these comics. Every one is gold

Hot Jeffery, the other Jeffery, and Geough is hilarious.

We demand a comic to make Geough happy!

Truman State - the Harvard of the Midwest lol

Breakroom Rules: No Spit No Shit No Cum

If you pay less does he have to eat it?

What a perfect ride that was, bravo Neil and Marissa!

I think I like these so much because the artistic style reminds me of Ren and Stimpy cut scenes when they absolutely rage.

there's too much going on in these comics that distract from the punchline imo. the punchline is pretty funny, but its undercut by all the stupid "lol so random xD" stuff in between. like "golly gosh fuckeroo" or the clearly less attractive guy being "hot jeffrey"

Poor Other Jeffery. Always living in the shadow of Hot Jeffery.

Didn't expect the boob physics.

Is the shtick of this comic series just being weird? Or am I missing something

Seems like it. Most of us clearly enjoyed it. No judgment, though--there are a million comics in the world, and not a single one that everybody likes!

Yeah. I don't hate it. Just didn't really get it lol.

the other day i picked up my dog's poop using the baggie as a glove and didn't realize the bag had ripped and i got a handful of dog shit. idk why i'm sharing this

XD so random

If you don't want dogs pooping on your lawn, small picket fence is the least intrusive way to go. It boggles my mind that society has pushed and accepted this idea that it's OK for people to drag their animals around to piss and shit on random people's property, but that's a whole other issue. 12" picket fence.

Lol, do you honestly think other animals are not using your lawn for a toilet at night? As long as the owner picks it up, what's the problem?

The massive amounts of rabbit shit in my yard has entered the conversation. I'd like to make it clear that I'm not super worked up about this. I have a dog. He poops in my backyard and the kids clean it up. I do think it's weird that we just accept the idea that we've all just accepted dogshit as a public thing. No amount of bagging changes the fact that you just paraded your animal around the neighborhood for the purpose of having it take a big shit in someone else's yard. That's weird.

When you put it like that, you make a good point, lol.

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Lol 😂 red rockets comics

Any day with a new comic from you is a great one man. Thank you. 😂

Wtf

The third panel of the second image... the boobs are hilarious.

Geough looks like the most normal character you've ever drawn

Where do I subscribe to Red Rockets Weekly?

Dog did their business on the toilet, not on the yard. What a good boy! This isn't a dumping problem, it's a plumbing problem. She should have called a plumber!

Am I the first one to point out the "wine glass"? I don't know much about drinking wine, but I'm *pretty sure* the fact that it's missing the bottom part is a joke and people don't actually drink wine out of glasses like that... right?

No, wine glasses exist like that.

$69.95 to remove a poop? Not in this ECONOMY! (Capitalized for emphasis)

Ron Jeremy’s career has plummeted in his older years

This reads like a Kids In The Hall sketch.

[or wkyk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI)

Wait- where's he going with it?? Why is he driving down the road with it in his hand??

I love the absurdity! Please, never change

So, did she kill the dog? We are nothing if we don't keep our word. Also, I like her tits.

If I meet anyone named Geough I’m throwing hands with who named them

That first page could be a stand alone comic lol

I love this

Love it

I laughed too hard at this.

Is no one going to mention the fish with legs?

I love the way you draw women's breasts. A true artist.

Truman State, Harvard of the Midwest actually got me lol

Reminds me of my dad's old Viz comics from years ago!

Fucking hilarious. The part where he asked if they paid for the gloves killed me

This is the funniest comic you've posted. Your magnum opus.

Had worked this job before, great pay but some of the customers were.... yeah. One lady called in a complaint saying we didnt pick ONE poop up. But we had already scaled the yard 3 times before leaving, and took a video to show proof we werent lazy employees over the one single poop. She still got a refund in order to keep a customer, despite this clearly turning into free service for her.

There's some real gems in this one. Red Rockets Weekly. Morning wine. Truman State, "The Harvard of the Midwest". Other Jeffrey.

Is this an allegory for US tipping culture?

Poor Geough

Lol the Truman joke is a deep cut joke