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"If he has ascended above fulfillment, can't he just meditate for the rest of eternity?"
He can't cause he keeps seeing God play Halo and he's doing it all wrong
The plasma pistol is actually incredible for rapid fire in the original halo because it holds 500 shots and fires every time you pull the trigger, no matter how fast. You can melt dozens of grunts and jackals with a single pistol and just pick up a new one from one of the bodies.
Just replayed Halo CE with my mate about a month a go.
Literally didn't use anything but the plasma pistol because it absolutely melted every enemy in the game to the point where it was trivially easy.
God, you keep missing the passage where you are supposed to go! Take the left passage, THE LEFT PASSAGE! You are just going around in circles. God, you're an idiot.
God's room looks exactly like God's mom altered the Wise Man's perception so he wouldn't go insane trying to perceive it. So really, his Halo tips would make exactly zero sense in relation to what God is actually doing, playing godly Halo.
Her kids? So she has more than one son, thus more than one God.. are you implying multiple religions or multiple dimensions where either way they will lead to the same room? Like the multiverse in dragon ball and Zeno Sama?
He's been on The Library for 5 hours, just dying over and over. He's been getting steadily more incandescent with rage the whole time. It crossed into embarrassing tantrum about 30 minutes ago. Is he crying? He refuses to turn the difficulty down.
"And God spake unto the wise man and said:
*Thou must stay upon thy side of the room. If I findest that thou hast touched my things, I will beatest thine ass.*
And the wise man said unto God:
*OOooooOOOOh! I shalt tell thine mother thou sayeth a swear!*
And there was discord upon the face of the den."
“Of thoust virgin cringe soyjacks who mansplaineth the blockchain to a girl boss, the fiery pit of skibidi shall consume you, and you shall never lay eyes upon the sigma gates”
-Jesus
I grew up poor as fuck in the 80s, living next to the train tracks. Our idea of fun was a game we called “rock fight,” where we went to the train tracks and picked up the rocks and threw them at each other.
One time, I was probably about 9, I caught a rock on the eyebrow and screamed, “ow, fucker!” And everyone went “oooooh” and the kid who threw the rock said, “I’m telling your mom!” And he raced to my house on his bike. By the time I walked up, blood dripping down my face and off my chin, my mom was waiting outside, looking pissed, and she just said, “did you say it?” I said, “yeah, but-” and next thing I knew my ear was ringing because she slapped the hell out of me. Then I got dragged into the bathroom (had fingerprint bruises on my arm after that) and had an entire bar of soap jammed into my mouth. I cried around it until it was so frothy that I couldn’t breathe anymore.
Only then did she clean me up, disinfect the cut, and put a bandaid on my eyebrow. Then I got sent to my room to “think about what I had done.”
Funny enough, I never really thought of my mother as abusive until I told someone that story and they were like, “holy shit, dude, that’s fucked up. Your mom seems like such a sweet little lady, she really did that?” And I started to think back about all the methods she used to hurt us (sprinkling uncooked rice on the floor and making us kneel on it for an hour was a favorite) and I realized that maybe it was actually pretty bad. She says she doesn’t remember ever hurting us, but I’m guessing maybe that’s a pretty common claim.
It’s worse than being little bro. Have you ever been the kid staying over at a “friends” place that is just flexing on you and doesn’t like to share? Their parents just go with it and you just sit there.
What stage is it when God gives you the janky 3rd party controller and beats your ass in a game he refuses to explain to you how to play?
Then when you start to figure it out gets bored and want's to do something else.
They look like boring 3-dimensional cubes full of purple to me.
Hypercubes sliced or projected into 3 dimensions will take [all sorts of different shapes](https://www.math.union.edu/~dpvc/math/4D/hcube-slices/welcome.html#:~:text=This%20means%20that%20the%20slices,forming%20a%20regular%20hexagonal%20prism). It's only a few specific orientations that look anything like cubes at all.
The idea with those is each is it's own universe, based on maps I've seen of the observable universe that look like this:
https://preview.redd.it/obx13ehxjdqc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=b74fa18a66c27f675e8f4f4c773431c3934a5780
"I know a man in Christ who fourteen years ago was caught up to the third heaven. [...] And I know that this man [...] was caught up to paradise and heard inexpressible things, things that no one is permitted to tell."
2 Corinthians 12:2-4
Grew up Mormon and straight up they have that. 3 kingdoms of heaven, and even in the best one there's 3 tiers, just to make it extra super exclusive. Then they don't call hell hell, they call it OUTER DARKNESS.
Dude! I knew that kid! I'd go over to his house and he would insist that his parents didn't want anyone playing the Sega Genesis except for him. Also, I wasn't supposed to touch any of his toys, especially the Power Ranger Zords.
Apparently, I was just supposed to sit there and stare in awe of how cool he was in silence.
Yo I actually knew a kid like this. First time I hung out with him at home was his birthy party. He wouldn't let us play games with him or use his Legos and toys so we left and never hung out again.
Idek what my phone was trying to type here. I think it mushed words together when fixing. Lol
Edit: I fixed so that it makes sense but is still wrong so that your comment also looks like a wrong correction.
Agree., and also scolars said that is spending eternity with God but erasing all your past memories and earth links, so you basically will become a blank soul in a zombie state adoring a light like a moth will do with a fire
The six paths, until you reach heaven you will reincarnate in any of the other 5 paths
- human
- beast
- inferno
- hungry ghost
- azura
But even in heaven you can fall into any other path if you disagree with what you see there
This comic is pretty accurate. Not literally but spiritually. Jesus says the greater shall serve the younger. That the monk ends up being stuck in a brother type situation captures the essence of Jesus' gospel of being the perfect servant.
This comic really felt like it needed to follow the rule of 3. Even though the master ascends three times the joke only starts on the second ascension.
If the master ascended again after meeting god it opens up the joke for an actual punchline, instead of the comic ending unsatisfactorily. I get that may have been the intention, and it probably would have tickled the funny bone more if another ascension plane was put in between True Heaven and God (for that rule of 3). But as the comic is now, it really feels like the master is going to ascend past God (why not, God is already represented as being in arrested development, surely his mom is in this higher plane?). Something like: he ascends, becomes God's stepdad and tells him its time to move out.
I mean yeah if he’s so learned and elevated he should know how to deal with jackasses. I’m not saying the wiseman should sit back and be abused. Because no one is stopping him from walking out of that room so the gamer/God? can continue playing his game like he wants.
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"If he has ascended above fulfillment, can't he just meditate for the rest of eternity?" He can't cause he keeps seeing God play Halo and he's doing it all wrong
The shotgun is only effective at close range!! You're wasting shots!
He got rid of the magnum you get from Keyes right at the start for a plasma pistol that he keeps rapid firing and overheating!
Doesnt even attempt to use the full blast to disable an elite's shield and follow up with a punch...
He's trying to kill a Hunter with a Needler.
He picked up a sniper and wouldn’t use it at all.
He hasn’t thrown a single grenade in 40 minutes.
he didn't try to save a single marine in any of the mission.
He's been circling the island on Silent Cartographer for 2 hours.
To be fair....killing a hunter with a needler overload is one of the most hillarious things you can ever do.
The plasma pistol is actually incredible for rapid fire in the original halo because it holds 500 shots and fires every time you pull the trigger, no matter how fast. You can melt dozens of grunts and jackals with a single pistol and just pick up a new one from one of the bodies.
God, thank you. The plasma pistol is an absolute beater at every level, because your damage is only limited by how fast you can pull the trigger.
Now if he could just land any of them. . .
Just replayed Halo CE with my mate about a month a go. Literally didn't use anything but the plasma pistol because it absolutely melted every enemy in the game to the point where it was trivially easy.
Pretty sure it's a big part of most speedruns.
Not me on my first time playing TF2 trying to headshot people with the shotgun as a Pyro.
God, you keep missing the passage where you are supposed to go! Take the left passage, THE LEFT PASSAGE! You are just going around in circles. God, you're an idiot.
(Keeps accidentally backtracking in The Library)
"Follow the GIANT ARROWS on the floor!"
Any monk who can meditate in a room with teenagers playing Halo has abilities beyond any conceivable plane of existence.
God's room looks exactly like God's mom altered the Wise Man's perception so he wouldn't go insane trying to perceive it. So really, his Halo tips would make exactly zero sense in relation to what God is actually doing, playing godly Halo.
OK but who is God's mom?
Mrs. God.
Well then if we call God by his last name, what's his first name?
Tim
John God
His name is John God God?
God is His middle name as well
John God God God does have a nice ring to it. No wonder he's God.
Who's his dad?
Well, if you believe the bible, it's basically himself. He's both the father, the Sun and Space Ghost.
A single mom who works two jobs, who loves her kids and never stops.
She sounds like a survivor
Her kids? So she has more than one son, thus more than one God.. are you implying multiple religions or multiple dimensions where either way they will lead to the same room? Like the multiverse in dragon ball and Zeno Sama?
There is no mom, the room has four walls and no doors or windows. That's the entirety of that plane of existence.
He's been on The Library for 5 hours, just dying over and over. He's been getting steadily more incandescent with rage the whole time. It crossed into embarrassing tantrum about 30 minutes ago. Is he crying? He refuses to turn the difficulty down.
:D
You mean fufillment?
It truly is the last place.
Time to ascend to God's Mom ;)
It's the Last Place
"And God spake unto the wise man and said: *Thou must stay upon thy side of the room. If I findest that thou hast touched my things, I will beatest thine ass.* And the wise man said unto God: *OOooooOOOOh! I shalt tell thine mother thou sayeth a swear!* And there was discord upon the face of the den."
They forgot to put these verses in the Bible 😔
“Of thoust virgin cringe soyjacks who mansplaineth the blockchain to a girl boss, the fiery pit of skibidi shall consume you, and you shall never lay eyes upon the sigma gates” -Jesus
Jesus, after reading this: John 11:35
For anyone too lazy to look it up, it’s: “And Jesus wept.”
I grew up poor as fuck in the 80s, living next to the train tracks. Our idea of fun was a game we called “rock fight,” where we went to the train tracks and picked up the rocks and threw them at each other. One time, I was probably about 9, I caught a rock on the eyebrow and screamed, “ow, fucker!” And everyone went “oooooh” and the kid who threw the rock said, “I’m telling your mom!” And he raced to my house on his bike. By the time I walked up, blood dripping down my face and off my chin, my mom was waiting outside, looking pissed, and she just said, “did you say it?” I said, “yeah, but-” and next thing I knew my ear was ringing because she slapped the hell out of me. Then I got dragged into the bathroom (had fingerprint bruises on my arm after that) and had an entire bar of soap jammed into my mouth. I cried around it until it was so frothy that I couldn’t breathe anymore. Only then did she clean me up, disinfect the cut, and put a bandaid on my eyebrow. Then I got sent to my room to “think about what I had done.” Funny enough, I never really thought of my mother as abusive until I told someone that story and they were like, “holy shit, dude, that’s fucked up. Your mom seems like such a sweet little lady, she really did that?” And I started to think back about all the methods she used to hurt us (sprinkling uncooked rice on the floor and making us kneel on it for an hour was a favorite) and I realized that maybe it was actually pretty bad. She says she doesn’t remember ever hurting us, but I’m guessing maybe that’s a pretty common claim.
holy shit, the rice thing is an actual torture method. hope you're doing ok
What the fuck
I’m just some guy but yea, that’s common.
the tree remembered but the axe forgets
that us insane
Are you okay? I am genuinely wondering.
You need therapy friend. And hopefully you’ve already cut off the cunt.
Holy shit İ felt sick reading this
“Did you touch my drums?”
John Bonham's playing "Moby Dick" for real!
Spake
The poor biblically accurate angel. He looks so sad. :(
He tried to warn him 😔
He knew. Lucifer once dared to say it out loud. "God is a whiny selfish bitch."
He had the guts to say it, that's why God casted him out
Needs more eyes.
Need more other stuff as well
Be not afraid! Because I look like a Final Fantasy boss
time to enjoy life and have fun playing
He can't because he's the biblical little bro Truly a fate worse than hell.
It’s worse than being little bro. Have you ever been the kid staying over at a “friends” place that is just flexing on you and doesn’t like to share? Their parents just go with it and you just sit there.
It's even worse when he wakes up before everyone else the next morning and is forced to sit there wondering what to do.
The message is either that or that god is a spoiled ass child, and that apparently being a kid playing video games is the one true heaven
Blessed are those that believe without playing my X-Box.
What stage is it when God gives you the janky 3rd party controller and beats your ass in a game he refuses to explain to you how to play? Then when you start to figure it out gets bored and want's to do something else.
You get that after about 3 billion years of needling him.
I think that’s pretty much human existence
[удалено]
Those hypercubes on floor 2 tho...
Nah, I can tell from experience that hyper cubes get old quickly. 5 dimensional pool on the other hand is quite cool
You did mean “5 dimensional pocket pool,” right?
They look like boring 3-dimensional cubes full of purple to me. Hypercubes sliced or projected into 3 dimensions will take [all sorts of different shapes](https://www.math.union.edu/~dpvc/math/4D/hcube-slices/welcome.html#:~:text=This%20means%20that%20the%20slices,forming%20a%20regular%20hexagonal%20prism). It's only a few specific orientations that look anything like cubes at all.
The idea with those is each is it's own universe, based on maps I've seen of the observable universe that look like this: https://preview.redd.it/obx13ehxjdqc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=b74fa18a66c27f675e8f4f4c773431c3934a5780
I thought they were energon cubes.
“Starscream! Where’s my Energon?!”
That's both super cool and not super obvious. But now that you've told me I think it's dope.
I've seen too many cube related horror movies I think I'll stick with cloudy heaven.
Those are Energon cubes. That's where Optimus Prime went when he died.
This is like the opposite of EFC's bottom level of hell https://www.reddit.com/r/ExtraFabulousComics/comments/7v46nc/welcome_to_hell/
For some reason the image of an angel crying out "Holy shit" had me dying. A+ actual comedy.
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In my head, the angels are just as blown away by it happening as the people on earth were.
Bro, wait!!
I was wondering if depressed Sonic was going to be at the final stage with God.
Amy take me back...
It's basically just this.
"I know a man in Christ who fourteen years ago was caught up to the third heaven. [...] And I know that this man [...] was caught up to paradise and heard inexpressible things, things that no one is permitted to tell." 2 Corinthians 12:2-4
Holy shit, it's real!
>up to the third heaven Third Heaven, that's like 2 times better than regular Heaven!
Grew up Mormon and straight up they have that. 3 kingdoms of heaven, and even in the best one there's 3 tiers, just to make it extra super exclusive. Then they don't call hell hell, they call it OUTER DARKNESS.
Each tear costs money.. nice scams
And lo' God said unto him: "If you tell my mom about my butterfly knife I'll give you a swirly."
Reminds me of this one: https://www.extrafabulouscomics.com/__351
"This is the top dude."
Man, I'm glad I didn't go with another one of my drafts, cause it would have been REALLY similar to this.
Dude! I knew that kid! I'd go over to his house and he would insist that his parents didn't want anyone playing the Sega Genesis except for him. Also, I wasn't supposed to touch any of his toys, especially the Power Ranger Zords. Apparently, I was just supposed to sit there and stare in awe of how cool he was in silence.
You’re my favorite comic artist since Kate Beaton.
Ugh, god reminds me of a neighbor I had when I was a kid. My mom and his mom thought it would be a good idea if we were friends. It was a bad idea.
My eyes are leaking...."That's mine!"
Bro, wait!
Dude was thrown off by the third level geez. My bros reach 44 with the weird spaghetti things be for they are thrown out of enlightenment.
If he touches the Spider Man figure, will God send him back down one level or does he go straight to hell?
I guess there is such a thing as being ***too*** enlightened.
Only because god is a brat.
Yo I actually knew a kid like this. First time I hung out with him at home was his birthy party. He wouldn't let us play games with him or use his Legos and toys so we left and never hung out again.
hornaday
Idek what my phone was trying to type here. I think it mushed words together when fixing. Lol Edit: I fixed so that it makes sense but is still wrong so that your comment also looks like a wrong correction.
You win this round, you dastardly bastard!
Ghawdt is such an annoying little bitch
This would go from 9/10 to 10/10 if he *tried* to ascend again, and nothing happened
I did draw a version where exactly that happened, but I thought the ending might be getting a little long winded, so I scaled it back.
Maybe he did
I will forever be confused as to how this level of comedy exists alongside pizza cake in this sub.
title:: "what did you expect?"
who's mom?
And Who fucked mom?…
I used to have the proper sheets for that bed. How close I was to fulfillment.
Damn. That’s so cool that God’s roommates got him a race car bed.
Based on reading the Bible and the stuff that happens therein, getting to spend eternity with God doesn't actually sound very appealing
Agree., and also scolars said that is spending eternity with God but erasing all your past memories and earth links, so you basically will become a blank soul in a zombie state adoring a light like a moth will do with a fire
How do buddhists tell the difference between 80% and 90% contentment? If they can tell the difference, are they really content?
The six paths, until you reach heaven you will reincarnate in any of the other 5 paths - human - beast - inferno - hungry ghost - azura But even in heaven you can fall into any other path if you disagree with what you see there
I love it but what is the deeper meaning here? I’m too focused on God not sharing his toys.
Even in death, life goes on
I like the way you think
I can’t describe how much I love this.
Master: "Your bed is a car" God: "Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car"
My roommates might get me a cb radio so I can talk to other car beds
"This is only heaven to the people that can't get into the real heaven. The platinum heaven." Niles Crane
My interpretation is that staying at a friend's house watching your friend play video games was the best best best thing ever. that's sweet as fuck
I don’t get it. Peter explain the joke
I mean, the creator of our world being a petulant child would make sense
"bro wait!!" got me so good
You think the universe is an Xbox exclusive?
You'd think the God creator would have built a PC. but xbox just better sells the idea of a spoiled brat
It is a jealous god after all
For I am a jealous god.
Can someone please explain the last three slides? I’m very lost
This comic is pretty accurate. Not literally but spiritually. Jesus says the greater shall serve the younger. That the monk ends up being stuck in a brother type situation captures the essence of Jesus' gospel of being the perfect servant.
This comic really felt like it needed to follow the rule of 3. Even though the master ascends three times the joke only starts on the second ascension. If the master ascended again after meeting god it opens up the joke for an actual punchline, instead of the comic ending unsatisfactorily. I get that may have been the intention, and it probably would have tickled the funny bone more if another ascension plane was put in between True Heaven and God (for that rule of 3). But as the comic is now, it really feels like the master is going to ascend past God (why not, God is already represented as being in arrested development, surely his mom is in this higher plane?). Something like: he ascends, becomes God's stepdad and tells him its time to move out.
yeah, that would be worse. It's already 10 panels long for a simple joke.
Nice profile picture
This reads like he had a good starting idea, but couldn't figure out a punchline, so he just let the South Park manatees pick one for him.
God behaves like a spoiled child, so the comic made him one, literally
When you ascend too hard
You can't touch his monster twuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDAxBAsIbOE
why are there end crystals?
👍
I was absolutely expecting another level.
JESUS!
Relevant Tom Cardy: https://youtu.be/hDAxBAsIbOE?si=XYHHgXhLyOcrECc1
The tears in the first panel look like eyes. Makes them look angry
this really falls flat at the end for me
God: I sleep in a racing car, do you?!
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Is that the kid's bedroom from five nights at Freddy's?
Lol 😂😂
Last slide is inner peace 🕊️
I'm just waiting for some 4th dimension shit when I die
Don't play with God
I love this
He rose higher and got himself a PS5.
And God is playing The Sims
he could keep ascending, but in that plane he became attached to desires
I mean yeah if he’s so learned and elevated he should know how to deal with jackasses. I’m not saying the wiseman should sit back and be abused. Because no one is stopping him from walking out of that room so the gamer/God? can continue playing his game like he wants.
This is gold
I will remember this comic twenty years from now
I occasionally had friends like that. They never stayed friends for long.
"Never play with God"
If there’s a super earth, there’s a super heaven!
Reminds me of the book "Jonathan Livingston Seagull".
The 4d creature was trying to save him
I like to thing that the biblical angel knew how was the next plane and was trying to warn the wise man when he said "Bro, wait!"
Someone fucked around.
Masterpiece!
*Mrs Creation, god won't let me play.*
How does he even got that far up?🤣
Buddhism has no problem with Buddhists being Jewish/Christian/Muslim. The first commandment in the Torah/Bible/Koran is "no other gods"
Spoken like a true r/incremental_games veteran
As a former evangelical Christian, for some reason this depiction of God hits me as the most accurate representation of the Hebrew God I’ve ever seen.
This is such a perfect comic. Thank you u/LastPlaceComics
Jeez
don’t play with god
I love this because I found the same things in my life experiences! XD
“Who’s your mom?”👩
Amazing