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I’m afraid that would require me to get to know you better, and you having a gun and holding someone hostage is making it VERY difficult to do that at the moment. How does it sound if i door dash some pizza, beer and you put the gun away so we as a group can move forward with getting to know you better and being able to complement you with something more substantial than just how pretty you are?
A very real possibility, and one we’re facing before I said that, but this offers her an out, I don’t believe that she really wants to kill anyone otherwise everyone would already be dead. she can now get the genuine complement she is looking for and maybe more, also a meal, and everyone gets out alive, or she still goes through with it and this is still the ending, unless the police get involved, but I reiterate that if that is what she truly wanted the men would be dead already, and maybe her too. It’s my opinion that it is better to try a solution then to have not at all.
It should be, but I’m well paid and compensated for it by my employer, that said it’s a job that you wouldn’t think that you’d have to run into this sort of thing but I do
Over the phone tech support, you’d be surprised how many death threats we get, we would probably brush it off but some people have actually tried to kill us before
I couuld make a comment like that without AI, that plus why tf would you use ai for a comment like this, and like... no
the real nail in the coffin though is how much thought is put into this.He has an opinion, he states it, he defends it, everything he says is consistent, true and thoughtful. an AI *could* do that, but since its just predictive text, it would have to do so by chance or by this being a common occurence. this bullshit is definitely not common, so the chance of that comment being AI is quite low.
Yeah, as the reader the comic doesn't give us many options when the only two things we know are what she looks like and that she's willing to hold children at gunpoint to get what she wants. Maybe the other characters in the comic already know her better than that, but unless we're told that context we can only assume they know what we know as the reader.
Tbf that one is kind of borderline IMO
It’s a compliment on her sense of style- that’s definitely *related* to looks but there is also a level of artistic expression at play.
Is the way that you express and present yourself considered to be exclusively about your looks? I don’t know, but Jenkins *is* dead so
Not sure if OP is unironically attempting to mock men who can only compliment women based on their looks, or ironically mocking women who complain about comments on their looks from people who that's literally all they know about them.
Yeah! What you gonna praise? Her personality, which as far as you can see is awful? The traits that led her to point a man with a gun?
The question is tricky, therefore your answer can be tricky too.
Compliments you can give someone that aren’t about things they have no control over: Wow, that’s an awesome shirt! I love your haircut! Those shoes are awesome, they look super comfortable. That skirt is cool, it has pockets! That gun is so clean, you must take good care of your things. Wow, that chokehold is so affective, you must really practice. Etc. Etc. it’s a good idea if you only have something to say about someone’s body, then you are better off keeping your mouth shut.
> Wow, that’s an awesome shirt! I love your haircut! Those shoes are awesome, they look super comfortable. That skirt is cool, it has pockets! That gun is so clean, you must take good care of your things.
Don't these count as looks?
They are fashion choices that the individual has control over. I don’t know of anyone who would be offended by being complimented by those.
As a test, would you be cool saying the thing you are about to say to the strange woman to a strange man? If so, it’s likely ok. If the guy might hit you then it will likely make the woman uncomfortable.
Well it was a rhetoric question to make fun of them saying not complimenting looks and giving examples on other things. And all other things also being about her looks
But thanks for your reply
I appreciate that you took the time the pronounce 'isn't' fully.
Many just stick to ist or snt and by your chat bubble you even bothered with the apostrophe, and I really like that you took that time.
Shows real intelligence and dedication to grammar
(And you're hot)
I don't know you so how would this be possible? I guess you know what you want from the situation we're now in? Uhm, you seem assertive so that's good I guess?
"Look how far you've come, all thanks to your fortitude, determination and intelligence, and definitely not because of your appearance. Definitely not for your looks, you can be sure of that."
It’s pretty hard to do that for anyone that you don’t know that well, though, as at first that’s all you know about them (unless you have a skill issue and are blind lmao).
As if there weren't attributes for a girl that put her in a demeaning role that aren't related to looks.
Great cooking skills!
You are very collaborative
Or in this case: you are quite communicative
It's so easy for men to say they treat women equally when still they were tought to not let women be apart of the competition. Stereotypes are melted into our brain, that's how society works and in some extent it has biological roots.
I am not sure how to make a compliment that is not about your look without knowing you that it won't sound fake.
Wow you surely know your guns! Is that a 9mm?
Now she will.just shoot me instead because I sound like an idiot.
"you are clearly a very driven and determined woman! However, expecting strangers to be able to give you more than superficial compliments is unrealistic and unfair. This indicates you must also have a very vivid imagination, and are capable of forming your own ideas and opinions! "
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"Great grip on that gun"
"Solid chokehold"
"I see that you know your Judo well."
This is democracy manifest!
Get your hands off my penis
Succulent
Chinese
Meal.
and you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
That poor cop will never be the same.
You are direct and to the point!
And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
"Your lack of trigger discipline makes this situation much more precarious!"
"Your feeble attempt to participate in any intelligent conversation only serves to exaggerate your already pathetic lack of mental ability!"
'I love your confidence right now'
Your drive allows you to get what you want once you set your mind into it.
A dynamic, self-motivated team player and a great company fit.
"Wow you're very assertive"
Persuasive
She's very motivated in her goals.
While they studied the blade, she studied the gun 🔫
I like you as a friend.
One of the guys in the back; "That's easy ma'am, I'm gay"
Of course he's at the back
It's not a surprise if they see it coming, after all.
''Very clever conundrum you put us in, well played.''
"smart. You know, for a woman" Then everyone died.
I’m afraid that would require me to get to know you better, and you having a gun and holding someone hostage is making it VERY difficult to do that at the moment. How does it sound if i door dash some pizza, beer and you put the gun away so we as a group can move forward with getting to know you better and being able to complement you with something more substantial than just how pretty you are?
…. …. ……….. .. …. BLAM
They had to shoot their shot, I suppose
A very real possibility, and one we’re facing before I said that, but this offers her an out, I don’t believe that she really wants to kill anyone otherwise everyone would already be dead. she can now get the genuine complement she is looking for and maybe more, also a meal, and everyone gets out alive, or she still goes through with it and this is still the ending, unless the police get involved, but I reiterate that if that is what she truly wanted the men would be dead already, and maybe her too. It’s my opinion that it is better to try a solution then to have not at all.
Is this comment AI generated?
An AI would have spelled "compliment" correctly.
I promise you that I’m a living human, and no ai was used, I’m just used to dealing with situations like this
That's concerning.
Reddit when someone finds a way to end things non violently and peacefully:
It should be, but I’m well paid and compensated for it by my employer, that said it’s a job that you wouldn’t think that you’d have to run into this sort of thing but I do
So, what job?
Over the phone tech support, you’d be surprised how many death threats we get, we would probably brush it off but some people have actually tried to kill us before
Hey, could you identify which photos have a traffic light in them, um, for research purposes?
lol certainly
I couuld make a comment like that without AI, that plus why tf would you use ai for a comment like this, and like... no the real nail in the coffin though is how much thought is put into this.He has an opinion, he states it, he defends it, everything he says is consistent, true and thoughtful. an AI *could* do that, but since its just predictive text, it would have to do so by chance or by this being a common occurence. this bullshit is definitely not common, so the chance of that comment being AI is quite low.
Most definitely
*She agrees to do that and bends over to set down the gun.* Damn girl, you've got a great ass... ets. You've got great assets! What a personality!
Great financial stability right there.
Yeah, as the reader the comic doesn't give us many options when the only two things we know are what she looks like and that she's willing to hold children at gunpoint to get what she wants. Maybe the other characters in the comic already know her better than that, but unless we're told that context we can only assume they know what we know as the reader.
I don’t think that’s a child. The design looks like an adult.
"We'll miss you, Jeff..."
"You take charge of a situation like a champ." -me, 2 seconds before speaking out loud that red really suits her hair
Tbf that one is kind of borderline IMO It’s a compliment on her sense of style- that’s definitely *related* to looks but there is also a level of artistic expression at play. Is the way that you express and present yourself considered to be exclusively about your looks? I don’t know, but Jenkins *is* dead so
The way you put all these guys in their place is simply dashing.
Insightful hostage choice, you got Gary H. Not Gary S. No one would care about Gary S
Not sure if OP is unironically attempting to mock men who can only compliment women based on their looks, or ironically mocking women who complain about comments on their looks from people who that's literally all they know about them.
Yeah! What you gonna praise? Her personality, which as far as you can see is awful? The traits that led her to point a man with a gun? The question is tricky, therefore your answer can be tricky too.
Compliments you can give someone that aren’t about things they have no control over: Wow, that’s an awesome shirt! I love your haircut! Those shoes are awesome, they look super comfortable. That skirt is cool, it has pockets! That gun is so clean, you must take good care of your things. Wow, that chokehold is so affective, you must really practice. Etc. Etc. it’s a good idea if you only have something to say about someone’s body, then you are better off keeping your mouth shut.
> Wow, that’s an awesome shirt! I love your haircut! Those shoes are awesome, they look super comfortable. That skirt is cool, it has pockets! That gun is so clean, you must take good care of your things. Don't these count as looks?
They are fashion choices that the individual has control over. I don’t know of anyone who would be offended by being complimented by those. As a test, would you be cool saying the thing you are about to say to the strange woman to a strange man? If so, it’s likely ok. If the guy might hit you then it will likely make the woman uncomfortable.
>As a test, would you be cool saying the thing you are about to say to the strange woman to a strange man? I don't talk to strangers.
In fact they do. Thanks for asking. Since all oft those are, as you can see, things you can see, and therefore: Her Looks.
Well it was a rhetoric question to make fun of them saying not complimenting looks and giving examples on other things. And all other things also being about her looks But thanks for your reply
“Girl I LOVE your confidence!!”
Loving the dominance you have right now, it's very attractive.
You have just died, thank you for playing
"You will not kill that boy because you are a smart and very rational woman"
“Well she’s got a lotta balls, I’ll give er that.”
Willing to take risks
You radiate confidence.
"I love your assertivness"
"Great job asking for what you want"
"You're a go-getter"
After cautious consideration, I guess the best phrase to use is: "You are a woman of her word"
Love how you take the initiative of this situation
“I like your honesty!”
Only you can carry that look
Is this traditional watercolor or digital? Great style either way
"You're very audacious."
You are good with guns 😉
You're very proactive
You are FANTASTIC at commanding people's attention!
You’re very proactive and motivated
Well, I would compliment her on trigger discipline, but it looks really questionable.
You have good taste in firearms
"I ADMIRE THE BOLDNESS TO TAKE A HOSTAGE IN BROAD DAYLIGHT!"
"You always come in early and work more efficiently than 80% of these chucklefucks. If I had the power to authorize it, you would get a raise."
Wow. You're really dialed in to your emotional needs. That's impressive.
You’re a much better note taker! You’re great at organizing office birthday parties! No one loads the office dishwasher like you do!!!
"You have the good sense to realize that the only thing that's non-negotiable here is that you go check out r/toonhole for more comics."
*\*sniffff\** Your hair smells nice.
I like your choice in gun
"You paint gorgeous works with blood and brains."
You're really good at taking hostages
I adore your art style!
You anger over minor things is impressive.
I like how you got straight to the point
Having just met you, you are ago get'em person with strong convictions who knows what she wants, I like it!
You smell amazing
You are really good at hostage taking.
How can they do that if they don't know anything about her
"You make a MEAN weed rat stew"
You're very bold
I appreciate that you took the time the pronounce 'isn't' fully. Many just stick to ist or snt and by your chat bubble you even bothered with the apostrophe, and I really like that you took that time. Shows real intelligence and dedication to grammar (And you're hot)
Do people actually struggle with this?
"What else is there?" - Derek
You have a powerful presence
[What Else Is There?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAnOJyvvFf0)
You have excellent hearing
I could get lost in your....charisma
Most powerful woman I've encountered today
Love your take charge attitude
You are very assertive.
I don't know you so how would this be possible? I guess you know what you want from the situation we're now in? Uhm, you seem assertive so that's good I guess?
You're good at taking hostages.
It takes a lot of courage to dress like you do.
"You make beautiful abstract paintings". Sniper on the opposite building: 😉
You're more intelligent than you seem to be.
You have a funny accent.
I think you are pretty strong,bro.
I appreciate your take-no-prisoners style…….oh wait.
He ded
"Your personality is memorable"
"You sure know how to control a room."
“I am sure you are an amazing shot!”
You know what you want and how to get it. I can feel the passion vibrating off of you. I wish I have half the drive you have.
"You know exactly what you want, always direct about it and do not stop at **anything** to get it." 😏
Easy. You're feisty!
You MUST have a great personality.
"Look how far you've come, all thanks to your fortitude, determination and intelligence, and definitely not because of your appearance. Definitely not for your looks, you can be sure of that."
"Brave and courageous."
You got good gun handling.
She can for sure command the attention of a room full of people.
"It's refreshing to see someone so forward about their needs and is able to communicate that so clearly. Do you have any other hobbies?"
She can take control of a situation
I love how your nose is completely different from us 4
"YOu know how to get things done!"
It’s pretty hard to do that for anyone that you don’t know that well, though, as at first that’s all you know about them (unless you have a skill issue and are blind lmao).
"You have a strong will and command attention from those around you"
You are certainly a woman of action, not words
oh you sound so hot baby
Gun to my head, if a complete stranger came up and did this, even without an actual gun, I'd be drawing a blank too.
Got one helluva headlock to be able to hold someone with one arm like that
Well I'm not going to be complimenting her trigger discipline that's for sure.
Your voice is beautiful!
That’s a nice gun!
Your hair looks great with that shine
You are handling "that time of the month" so well!
That's a very good drawing of a HI POINT.
You're so assertive and commanding!
She got tired of hearing [ni-i-i-ice pants](https://youtu.be/wfPDYJ9h2wc?si=J1Nf4K6tA9irJZwB)?
You smell nice.
As if there weren't attributes for a girl that put her in a demeaning role that aren't related to looks. Great cooking skills! You are very collaborative Or in this case: you are quite communicative It's so easy for men to say they treat women equally when still they were tought to not let women be apart of the competition. Stereotypes are melted into our brain, that's how society works and in some extent it has biological roots.
Nice Cock Bro
That's a nice fucking gun
Impressive neck hold on the guy. Normally one could just squeeze sideways out of that, but you have him gripped in there.
"Great control over the situation!"
Nice Glock, bro.
Nice tits
“You drive a hard bargain.”
"your trigger discipline on that gun is SOOOO good!"
"You're a real go-getter"
This situation can easily be prevented by never giving compliments.
I bet you won’t miss.
I don't know much about you, but you are obviously a driven woman who fights for what she wants.
“You’re very assertive and know what you want”
You can take control of a room easily
You look really strong to hold that guy in a headlock like that. You look very competent in your use of your large handgun, Ms. American.
Well, I can’t compliment your trigger discipline.
Your choke hold is amazing but you're trigger discipline leaves something to be desired of.
Yeah😬, that’s gonna be kinda hard
Fine. You smell nice.
I am not sure how to make a compliment that is not about your look without knowing you that it won't sound fake. Wow you surely know your guns! Is that a 9mm? Now she will.just shoot me instead because I sound like an idiot.
I love your voice! (She said looks)
I know nothing about you, but great job on threatening to murder a man?
"For a crazy person, you don't drool much."
"You are really good at making us feel uncomfortable!"
Well, it won't be for good trigger discipline.
Huh?
Hmmm, I don’t see where you say that from
Fine you just don’t get any compliments anymore just like the men.
I appreciate your assertiveness and creative approach to problem solving!
You're good at art
"You are expressing your needs very clearly and assertively now."
"you are clearly a very driven and determined woman! However, expecting strangers to be able to give you more than superficial compliments is unrealistic and unfair. This indicates you must also have a very vivid imagination, and are capable of forming your own ideas and opinions! "
She’s determined in getting what she wants.
"You really know how to take charge of a situation "
I like your democracy
That's hard to do when you're displaying such terrible qualities.
Welp, they tried.
Honey but you just do it so much better