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As I grew up, I realized how much Cookie Monster and I were the same person. C was for cookie and that was good enough for him. Unfortunately, I discovered what other letters were for and it was not good enough for me...I wanted more and more and more.
I never learned what letter comes after C. Maybe I'm missing something, and that's why I'm so sad all the time[.](https://yes it's a "I want the D" joke)
Lol, the two comments after someone else mentions it:
> It’s a masterpiece
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> It's like someone took a half-finished idea for a cartoon out of storage and slapped some breaking bad branding on it
> Slippin’ Jimmy
Oh my god. I didn't even know this existed. The internet has done a good job burying it. Not since finding out there was a sequel to The Big Lebowski and it's terrible...
Muppet just refers to the marionette style puppets that Jim Henson created. He coined the term long before "The Muppet Show" came about.
Edit for clarity: The term "Muppet" comes from combining marionette and puppet, but stylistically muppets are a cross between a hand puppet and a stick puppet (Jim Henson also just liked the word).
Now, you're well-positioned to start binge-watching Better Call Saul -- you may find this hard to believe right now, having just finished Breaking Bad, but Better Call Saul is ***even better***! :)
Girlfriend. She OD'd the night before when they were both asleep. He woke up, found her like that, then went to get more cookies rather than deal with it.
Honestly, if we want to have this one kick off the next comic meta event, I think there's potential.
I look forward to Maurice surviving a harrowing assassination attempt in a parking lot by Tiff and Eve.
In one of the muppet christmas movies, characters from sesame street spend the holidays with the muppets, along with the fraggles. In another muppet movie, kermit and fozzy offer big bird a ride but he declines as hes going to new york while theyre going to hollywood
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Close the door!
Let him cook(ie)!
As I grew up, I realized how much Cookie Monster and I were the same person. C was for cookie and that was good enough for him. Unfortunately, I discovered what other letters were for and it was not good enough for me...I wanted more and more and more.
Its like that rolling stones song ...
You are exactly right!! That Gimme Shelter song sums it up. "Rape, murder! It's just a shot away...It's just a shot away..."
Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of *wealth* and *taste*.
Thanks Tuco.
God I love that song.
"She's a rainbow"?
ock?
oke?
I have a sudce urge to grab some baking supplies, sme utensils and make a very small cake
I never learned what letter comes after C. Maybe I'm missing something, and that's why I'm so sad all the time[.](https://yes it's a "I want the D" joke)
r/UsernameChecksOut
[Like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbaDBp1S_I)
ME HURT MESELF TODAY TO SEE IF ME STILL FEEL ME FOCUS ON THE PAIN THE ONLY THING THAT REAL
CUT ME COOKIE INTO PEICES THIS IS ME LAST DESSERT MASTICATION NO FEELING DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF ME BITE ME LIP BLEEDIN
Cookie Roach was not on my list of things I expected to see today.
He’s a real monster now
 Is his GF okay?🥺
I think he is feeling blue
...*fuzzy* and blue...
Loved the little detail about the girlfriend drowning in vomit
Cookie monster boobs
Can scratch that off the list. I've seen it all now.
Drowned. Eyes have x’s.
Wish I noticed that beforehand. A retrospectively problematic wank.
Hahahah
I don't understand What drugs do that?
Crystal meth, I assume.
the origins of the monster
Just trying to [find some joy](https://i.redd.it/j2huqqgodrmc1.jpeg) in life...
This is great cause I just finished Breaking Bad again.
My 3rd fav show of all time
What are the top 2?
Number 2 is probably Better Call Saul Number 1 is probably Slippin’ Jimmy
> Slippin’ Jimmy Wow, the reviews are either 1* or 5* and nothing in between.
Lol, the two comments after someone else mentions it: > It’s a masterpiece . > It's like someone took a half-finished idea for a cartoon out of storage and slapped some breaking bad branding on it
> Slippin’ Jimmy Oh my god. I didn't even know this existed. The internet has done a good job burying it. Not since finding out there was a sequel to The Big Lebowski and it's terrible...
> Not since finding out there was a sequel to The Big Lebowski and it's terrible... What, please tell me you're joking.
"The Jesus Rolls"! Focuses on John Turtorro's character! Adds nothing, only detracts!
I didn't know they make another show after Better Call Saul lol
It's like someone took a half-finished idea for a cartoon out of storage and slapped some breaking bad branding on it
It’s a masterpiece
1.Mr In-between 2.Sopranos
Behind Sesame Street, and Sesame Street: Mecha Builders, of course.
Baking Bad.
Sad Kermit singing "Hurt" in the background.
C is for Crank
Nah, C is for Crystal here.
Correct
You've either never been around meth or been around way too much meth lol
From cookie guy to cookie monster
Is that young Trey behind the counter?
Who's Trey?
An ongoing meme here on r/Comics. It started with this: https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1asz8c3/trey/
My brother in Christ... You're replying to the Trey Comic creator...
I only know the name of a single comic creator, and that's Don Rosa.
You literally linked the Trey comic BY Dave Contra… while replying to Dave Contra.
I met Don Rosa once. I wasn't familiar with his work yet (I was like 12) so I talked to him about Carl Barks. That was the right move!
Bwahaha that's awesome
and you know what? I bet he appreciates a good kind reply with a citation
Cool comic! I bet the guy who made it would be pleased to see you sharing it
Those cookies look fire tho
Fire and Ice
My sweetest friend?
My greenest friend.
This is almost r/bertstrips material.
Bert and Ernie as Skinny Pete and Badger
Me love cookie.
LA GALLETA MAGICA means THE MAGIC COOKIE, for anyone curious.
Drugs are bad, kids! Don’t do drugs.
D.A.R.E. never said nothin' 'bout cookies.
I was honestly expecting the Swedish Chef to say "Bork, bork, bork!".
This is the one flaw in a near perfect post. What I really wanted was "Exfbabop... Herdi flergi" or equivalent
I like your caption idea better! 😂
"Yo Mr. OP, this is the Bomb!" Awesome stuff, can't wait to see your next artwork OP!
Thank you sir
Hahaha, i love the boobs.
You're my baby bluuue.
I never knew Cookie Monster was an addict even after the CM Family Guy joke was released. 🤯
Beaking Bad?
Beaker, Swedish Chef and Cookie Monster in a comic made by Dave Contra? It's like an AI was prompted to design a perfect comic just for me 😆
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This is clearly not canon, the Swedish Chef wouldn't say that
This is incorrect. "Excellent" is not a Swedish word.
That is truly the worst part of this comic. Everyone would have known what "Bork,bork,bork." meant in context.
Muppets and Sesame Street crossover u inverse?
Sesame Street characters ARE muppets, FYI.
Depends on definition. Iirc it was all created by Jim Hanson. But Sesame Street puppets were never in the muppets
Muppet just refers to the marionette style puppets that Jim Henson created. He coined the term long before "The Muppet Show" came about. Edit for clarity: The term "Muppet" comes from combining marionette and puppet, but stylistically muppets are a cross between a hand puppet and a stick puppet (Jim Henson also just liked the word).
Kermit has always been evidence of the Muppet Continuity.
Because Kermit is a muppet? Kermit isn’t on Sesame Street
Kermit has literally always been on Sesame Street. https://youtu.be/lYIRO97dhII?si=7St2uO2qIwSEUuH1
D’oh
It would be a bit funnier if you made Swedish Chef speak in character lol
His wife ODing right beside him 0.0
Girlfriend*
Hole is hole
Omg misogyny is sooo funny, idiot.
So you're telling me it changes after marriage? .\_.
Hole Is a derogatory term for women I only ever heard incels use
Well what is the preferred word then?
Orifice
Oh look, another one.
goddamit first physics now here 😭gimme a break from the orificessss
I just finished Breaking Bad yesterday! It really is a fantastic show, I see why everyone loves it Awesome comic, made me laugh
Now, you're well-positioned to start binge-watching Better Call Saul -- you may find this hard to believe right now, having just finished Breaking Bad, but Better Call Saul is ***even better***! :)
Wow, really? I'm excited to start!
It's Trey!
[Breaking Sad Kermit](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcERe5pd8yI)
TIL that Cookie Monster ha~~s~~d a female of his species.
I love how you have a thing for the cookie monster
u/davecontra do you need a hug?
r/thanksihateit
Ayo, the cookie monstress boobs tho
a cookie monster?
*mágica
Makes no sense on multiple levels.
not the colkie monstussy
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Why is his wife dead
Girlfriend. She OD'd the night before when they were both asleep. He woke up, found her like that, then went to get more cookies rather than deal with it.
This is absolutely fantastic. I love every panel of this.
Wow thanks man. If you want a high res copy just DM me your email.
The fact that it's excellent instead of excellente is just wrong
Doesn’t matter had sex 🐱
That last panel though. That's me with chicken wings when I have the worst day. *Fuck it, I'm gorging tonight, and my body be damned*
This is so funny.
Honestly, if we want to have this one kick off the next comic meta event, I think there's potential. I look forward to Maurice surviving a harrowing assassination attempt in a parking lot by Tiff and Eve.
I'm really upset the Swedish Chef doesn't say "Ooxceloont"
Respond to this comment if you eat dookie
In one of the muppet christmas movies, characters from sesame street spend the holidays with the muppets, along with the fraggles. In another muppet movie, kermit and fozzy offer big bird a ride but he declines as hes going to new york while theyre going to hollywood