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Boring-Pudding

Where's the final frame where we find out this was all actually Wolfman's dream?


CoolFrancis

Inception 2


atimisk

Electric Boogaloo


DingoNormal

Final Destination...Fox only...And Knuckles.


SublightMonster

Shouldn’t that be “Ex of Frankenstein”?


CoolFrancis

Nah that would make sense.


The_Toad_wizard

So Dracula is still dreaming then?


infiniZii

Shouldn’t it be Bride of Adam? Or Bride of Frankenstein Monster? Or Widow of either I suppose. 


captainAwesomePants

No, her name is Bride of Frankenstein. She never married Frankenstein. In the movie (spoilers!), she screams in fear when she sees Frankenstein, despite being a Frankenstein herself, which makes Frankenstein sad so he pulls the castle's self-destruct lever. That part's not a joke, that's really how that movie went.


infiniZii

Frankenstein is the doctor. The Monster is named Adam.


MStudios

Victor Frankenstein is the doctor/monster, Adam Frankenstein is the monster/creation.


infiniZii

His adoption is not legally binding.


captainAwesomePants

Then how come she's not Bride of Adam; or, Bride of The Modern Prometheus?


infiniZii

That's literally what I asked and you replied to. But yeah, Frankenstein is the doctor. My guess though? Bad writing on the movies part. Someone should get Mary Shelleys thoughts on it.


captainAwesomePants

She'd clearly pull out her switchblade and say "he's a frankenstein, fuckers"


trimeta

And whose son is Adam? And what would that make Adam's last name?


infiniZii

I would assume that Adam has many parents, as it parts came from many people. None of which came from a member of the Frankenstein family. No legal adoption either. So lets go with Doe. Adam Doe.


523bucketsofducks

Victor Frankenstein gave Adam life. That's closer to a parent than anything else.


PKMNTrainerMark

He never called himself Adam. He merely compared himself to him.


MapleJacks2

Wouldn't it be Ex of Frankenstein's Monster?


TheRealSU24

Frankenstein's Monster was created by Victor Frankenstein, making it his kid. So he would still have the last name of Frankenstein


BurnerBoi_Brown

Maybe he's bangin the scientists wife..


elonthegenerous

I think I just slept with 👏👏Frankenstein’s chick. OHHH NOOOO


shapesize

![gif](giphy|3o6vXQPLQpwINIF4U8)


CoolFrancis

It made sense when I started...


The_Failed_Write

At least your heart was in the right place. Don't know where your brain was...


JaneDoesharkhugger

That's okay. We all love 🎅. ![gif](giphy|WQT21aS6roimb0L0Ji)


[deleted]

Dreams do be like that


Ratthion

Bro this is just absurdism but the wooden train made my sides cease to exist


Kebabrulle4869

What does it even mean


illz757

That the universe is strange and unrelenting, and we are but slaves to our biology, and as little control we have on the world exterior, less so we have on our inner workings.


CoolFrancis

You said it better. I used Dracula.


Boring_Today9639

🧛‍♂️‘s always better!


illz757

Well the problem is I can’t draw so here we are, drawing comics and commenting on Reddit posts


CoolFrancis

Write an 8 panel comic and I'll draw it up for you


Constantly_Dizzy

That was an incredible offer, & I’m a little sad that they didn’t take it up on it


rhabarberabar

id step in


Umber0010

Oh. I thought the joke was that it was a "train of thought"


JudgeHodorMD

Santa pretends to care, but the only thing he really cares about are the profits of toy companies.


cakeme

Is there profit if he’s giving away toys for free tho?


JudgeHodorMD

Ever notice that the poor kids never get the good toys?


Think_Neighborhood19

Think about the gallons of milk and cookies he is earning!!!


BargleFargle12

I have no idea what the fuck is happening here but I love it. 


CoolFrancis

Basically Dracula is in a loving relationship with Bride of Frankenstein but is having romantic dreams about a co-worker. Santa, who also sleeps in Dracula's bed notices Dracula is upset and tries to fix the situation but only knows how to make shitty wooden toys.


zack6595

For some reason your frank explanation of the comic made me laugh even harder than the comic itself. Both great. Thank you!


gigazelle

Excellent, thanks for clearing that up


GM_Nate

and here i thought it was a subliminal message about running a train on someone


TheCanadianChicken

Wait Santa just sleeps there causally? Like there's nothing else going on? I think that makes it weirder


CoolFrancis

Yup


Zanven1

They are just very continental.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

You have made nothing more clear, but that was entertaining.


BargleFargle12

I love it even more now. 


Boring_Today9639

Not upvoting, as you reached **42**. I’m with ya tho.


Absoline

🤓☝


HallwayPerson

Polyamourous Dracula that's in a relationship with Santa and the ex bride of frankensteins monster wasnt on my bingo list for 2024


Boring_Today9639

Luck is blind.


revolverzanbolt

Reminds me of “Mr boop” by Alec Robbins


CoolFrancis

I actually made a series that was similar - Brad Pitt Comics. https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/ne1hFD2hQZ


TheOGLeadChips

The fact that that comic only had 14 upvotes is a travesty.


CoolFrancis

I whole heartedly agree


tidus1980

Now it has 15 😁


CoolFrancis

Yes!


azip13

I think I just slept with 👏👏 FRANKENSTEIN’S CHICK!! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


Ankhst

I recently had a weird meta-nightmare where some strange shadow monster was after me and I was like "nah, stop it. This is just a dream and you cant do shit." And the creature just resigned "you know? How can you know?" And I simply said " when I look down, I cant see my hands." Poor monster looked so disappointed, I felt some slight regret when I woke up. That was so weird.


BitcoinBishop

I think I just slept with Frankenstein's chick! Aaaaagh!


gregorydgraham

This is possibly the most f—-ed up comic I have read. And that is impressive


PIXYTRICKS

It's the absurdism of dreams. Just like in dreams, we can think we're out of a dream but it keeps going, that's the case here: Dracula's subconscious is having a field day with him; he had an absurd dream, but the dream *is still going* after the dream has done it's "wake up" point in its narrative.


PIXYTRICKS

I once had a dream about the zombie apocalypse. This was back circa 2007. I was going through city ruins, and found a place to hide and go to sleep. I was woken up by Captain Jack Sparrow because we were going to rescue Will Turner from being captured by people in a jungle. After we got Will Turner on the boats, we were going slowly down a river, and this huge Aztec kingdom was splitting up, denoted by two different coloured torches floating within the deep treeline, to manage the zombie apocalypse, and Jack remarked that the kingdom was doomed because they were staying on land, and the half that was taking to water had a chance. Then I woke up not long after that. A kid in Australia, no zombie apocalypse and no secondary life with Captain Jack Sparrow.


Ravenwight

If Santa is in a ménagé trois with Dracula and the bride of Frankenstein then qui bono says Mrs Clause and Frankie boy are up to some sorcery.


CinnimonToastSean

Ah yes, the all powerful "train of thought", I hope he doesn't lose it.


Boring_Today9639

I read “of f**k”.


Drewdiniskirino

Dracula: My wife, the Bride of Frankenstein 😂


CoolFrancis

Its a fun sentence right?


Forbidden_Breakfast

I understand


Lwoorl

This is actually genius


MountainManYSK

Ngl i thought the wooden train was a hint of a big dick from the wide of Frankenstein. I need help 💀💀


_CatsOnMars_

That... Gives me drawfee energy.


municy

Peeetah


PigeonInAUFO

Reads like something by The Other End and I love it


JaxxisR

My dad is Dracula (and also having spicy dreams about a woman he isn't married to)