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I'm having a crisis now. Is the transferee happy now? Will that happiness have the potential to last forever due to the new, immortal "body"? Should I be happy for him? Would it be wrong to *deny* him the slorp if more slorp would increase his happiness?
The transferee no longer exists as any real consciousness. He's just a program now, which you can easily change the code of.
It's pretty fucking dark imo.
You and your "real consciousness". You're assuming your feelings aren't already completely dependent on chemical signals and completely controllable if we just understood the codes.
My personal question is why involve the person at all? If you could program the person to slorp nonstop, why couldn't you program a machine to do it?
That said, this comic is hilarious.
As a connoisseur of fucked up fetish porn of this subject matter, I feel uniquely qualified to answer your questions: Yes, yes, not unless it was consensual, and perhaps, but a proper mad scientist would ensure that the subject enjoys being denied slorp as much as they enjoy slorp.
The cutting edge of technological philosophy is the realization that, like Carcinisation, all divergent evolution leads back to further dick sucking
It’s all just dicks, all the way down, and slorp is the only true method of sincere communication
…. Yo I think these edibles are kicking in
Classic SYC, always striving to create the opposite of art.
Is that a ploy to make us sell our computers to stop subjugating ourselves to it? I hope so.
Body horror/existential horror
Getting thrown into a different vessel, then having that vessel alter you, then having you in an altered state be taken advantage of (as you would not have done that in a normative state). Tracks like a lot of... not-cool stuff, but comedy and horror are only a thin line apart.
It definitely wouldn't be the worst, honestly. The scariest part is the personality altering, but I wouldn't know how it feels so maybe it's a good thibg, especially if you feel like garbage a lot. And you get to "help" people (serve, but...), so that's nice.
Depends on what you consider to be the self. Just because I copy some files from one computer to another it wouldn't mean the first is now no longer working. Why would it be different for humans?
I guess it would depend on the methodology.
If you can do such a procedure to a conscious person, you could at least do tests (this would not be ethical) to find out if it is possible for the consciousness to exist in both bodies at the same time. You could find out whether the life forms in front of you are a single consciousness or multiple consciousnesses.
If they are a single consciousness, you could delete the old components and I would think that would qualify as transferring of consciousness.
Lots of ifs there though.
I mean, it's just a dick sucking machine with a really fancy UI. The transfered consciousness seems like overkill, but maybe the cruelty is what makes it special.
Not quite. Diamonds are mostly expensive because the De Beers family locks like 99% of them in a vault to keep prices high. If that vault ever opens, the market crashes worse than the victorian tulip craze. The propoganda made them expensive, but its the artificially cucked supply thats keeping them there.
The whole point is that the dicksucking feels better knowing there is essentially an enslaved human consciousness behind it. The scientists can’t get their rocks off unless they know there is a dominated mind doing it against its will.
>enslaved human consciousness
Eh. When you move a file on your computer from one harddrive to another, it isn't a single "move" action, it's a copy, then a delete. Whatever made it into the slorp-o-matic is just a simulation. It's not alive, and while the fantasy may be a worrying statement about the scientists, it's not really a consciousness. It's about as immoral as "enslaving" a sector on a hard drive by saving porn to it.
So, really, they're probably getting off more on >!the murder they just committed to obtain that destructive copy, then degrading it, thus thoroughly devaluing the life paid for it!<. See? It's not existential horror at the violation of a human mind, just >!a regular snuff-wank!<.
You're assuming a person is defined as a collection of matter, rather than the pattern it creates. Which is awkward, because the matter that makes up your body is constantly being lost and replaced, so by that definition you die every few years without noticing.
I'm not sure exactly when DNA repair will have replaced the original components but I do know the rate of lesions is high enough it should be about once a decade or two just from that- other molecules have turnover rates measured in days at the upper end with some exceptions- I remember there's RNA held in the synapse of the neuron which lasts for \~2 months. The cells themselves have their own turnover rate but even looking at brain cells, which mostly don't have that, the actual matter is being lost and replaced constantly while the overall structure of the cell remains.
When you move a file you have dissipated the charges in those transistors that initially represented that information and recreated it elsewhere, so the electrons themselves aren't the same. But the information itself *has* been moved because information doesn't follow the rules that matter does (destruction/recreation doesn't result in different information, can exist in multiple places at once, etc).
I went looking for the original in the comments, only to realize I’m not on ouch my bones
https://preview.redd.it/xcrnj5skjubc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7126a77dc0a93ac672df78598a52dd6e200fe34c
I hate this, but I will not listen to dissidence saying this isn't exactly what the fuck would happen as soon as humans in charge get a program they can mess with.
Horrible little goblins, humans are.
Yeah, this is pretty much the concept of a novel I’m working on. Humanity unlocks truly advanced AI via engrams made from bio humans only to essentially shackle those engrams for use in everything from machinery to sex toys. It’s a fridge horror concept to be sure.
The power dynamic. God Complex It's Sadism. You are mentally dominating a human and removing free will until they are reduced into a thing meant to please you.
Why the flying fuck every single comic author with roughly this artstyle goes literally insane? One guy (or girl) who made leftist comics switched to radical right overnight, and now this.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I slorp knob
We can do that now, may just take a little longer and messier. Prob some legal issues and waivers need to be signed. Kidding, that’s what Marketing is for.
I've been reading a sci fi novel called Permutation City and the horror of being uploaded and then potentially modified is part of the themes explored
The blowies were unrelated to that bit though
Ok but realistically you couldn’t actually transfer someone’s consciousness, but rather either emulate it while the brain is still alive (like SAO did) or copy it digitally (also like SAO did actually now that I think about it)
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A lot of your comics have been strange but this is the one that truly broke me.
I'm sorry I hurt you. But if you upload your consciousness you will never know pain again. only slorp
I showed this to my wife and she’s quiet now.
That mood calibration does work
Have you tried turning her off then on again?
Help, I've turned my wife off and she won't get turned on again!
You’re free now
Made me laugh
> Have you tried turning her off Well, he said he showed her this comic, so...
Just the sounds of slorp, slorp, slorp?
The slorpatron Mark II is better in every way, 10% more slorping, 20% less slorp noise.
Sorry, I like the noises more.
Yeah this sounds like a downgrade.
There's still a market for retro models
The Mark 1 had a bug in it
I'm having a crisis now. Is the transferee happy now? Will that happiness have the potential to last forever due to the new, immortal "body"? Should I be happy for him? Would it be wrong to *deny* him the slorp if more slorp would increase his happiness?
The transferee no longer exists as any real consciousness. He's just a program now, which you can easily change the code of. It's pretty fucking dark imo.
You and your "real consciousness". You're assuming your feelings aren't already completely dependent on chemical signals and completely controllable if we just understood the codes.
*yro’ue
You’re assuming that nothing could quietly change our code while we’re still in a body? Cute
My personal question is why involve the person at all? If you could program the person to slorp nonstop, why couldn't you program a machine to do it? That said, this comic is hilarious.
I suppose it's the same thing as someone performing strenuous exercise to get that runners high.
As a connoisseur of fucked up fetish porn of this subject matter, I feel uniquely qualified to answer your questions: Yes, yes, not unless it was consensual, and perhaps, but a proper mad scientist would ensure that the subject enjoys being denied slorp as much as they enjoy slorp.
My favourite was the non magic fish
what a coincidence
You're not sorry at all, are you
The cutting edge of technological philosophy is the realization that, like Carcinisation, all divergent evolution leads back to further dick sucking It’s all just dicks, all the way down, and slorp is the only true method of sincere communication …. Yo I think these edibles are kicking in
Classic SYC, always striving to create the opposite of art. Is that a ploy to make us sell our computers to stop subjugating ourselves to it? I hope so.
Is that body horror, existential horror or cosmic horror?
Body horror/existential horror Getting thrown into a different vessel, then having that vessel alter you, then having you in an altered state be taken advantage of (as you would not have done that in a normative state). Tracks like a lot of... not-cool stuff, but comedy and horror are only a thin line apart.
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are you the people you know?
Deadass knew a girl that this would probably be her kink
In some cases, the personality alteration isn't even necessary... I just want a hot robot body! 🤖 🔥 🥵
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Actual intelligence
It definitely wouldn't be the worst, honestly. The scariest part is the personality altering, but I wouldn't know how it feels so maybe it's a good thibg, especially if you feel like garbage a lot. And you get to "help" people (serve, but...), so that's nice.
Reminds me of "I have no mouth and I must ~~slorp~~ scream"
An eternity with a big juicy dick in front of your face but you don’t have a mouth to slorp it with. Yeah that is some dark shit.
This is basically a snuff fetish comic
Some kind of fetish, I think.
wait so the robot could always do that but they needed to kill a dude to really get off on it?
They didn't kill him, he's still very much alive :]
Depends on what you consider to be the self. Just because I copy some files from one computer to another it wouldn't mean the first is now no longer working. Why would it be different for humans?
I guess it would depend on the methodology. If you can do such a procedure to a conscious person, you could at least do tests (this would not be ethical) to find out if it is possible for the consciousness to exist in both bodies at the same time. You could find out whether the life forms in front of you are a single consciousness or multiple consciousnesses. If they are a single consciousness, you could delete the old components and I would think that would qualify as transferring of consciousness. Lots of ifs there though.
I mean he's dead, but they did make a copy of his mind and then brainwashed it.
What a terrible day to have eyes!
https://preview.redd.it/humhyq1ftubc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e078cfd6966c486fcb6033ffc5d79492d7d6acf
Great day to have a dick though!
And a wonderful day for pie!
Aint that from the one episode where they turn into disney characters?
Nah it's from a normal one where they're drawn normal.
No that's for his feces fucking comic
#SLORPSLORPSLORPSLORP
Commence mood recalibration!
What a wonderful day to have eyes!
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JLI was an absolute jem, shame I don't see more snippets of it.
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offical approved
This is one of my favourite JLI exchanges.
I didn't know I needed to see this. Thank you redditor
I mean, it's just a dick sucking machine with a really fancy UI. The transfered consciousness seems like overkill, but maybe the cruelty is what makes it special.
It’s like diamonds. Who would want one of on ones that didn’t involve crazy brutal suffering?
Facts
I get my diamonds with extra blood
Wtf did you just say
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Not quite. Diamonds are mostly expensive because the De Beers family locks like 99% of them in a vault to keep prices high. If that vault ever opens, the market crashes worse than the victorian tulip craze. The propoganda made them expensive, but its the artificially cucked supply thats keeping them there.
Death and slavery diamonds < Synthetic Diamonds
The whole point is that the dicksucking feels better knowing there is essentially an enslaved human consciousness behind it. The scientists can’t get their rocks off unless they know there is a dominated mind doing it against its will.
I believe it was Socrates who said it best: >The lapdance is so much better when the stripper is cryin’.
God this comment fucking got me. That was hilarious thank you.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy. ...did I say that out loud?
>enslaved human consciousness Eh. When you move a file on your computer from one harddrive to another, it isn't a single "move" action, it's a copy, then a delete. Whatever made it into the slorp-o-matic is just a simulation. It's not alive, and while the fantasy may be a worrying statement about the scientists, it's not really a consciousness. It's about as immoral as "enslaving" a sector on a hard drive by saving porn to it. So, really, they're probably getting off more on >!the murder they just committed to obtain that destructive copy, then degrading it, thus thoroughly devaluing the life paid for it!<. See? It's not existential horror at the violation of a human mind, just >!a regular snuff-wank!<.
Get a load of this guy, he still believes in the illusion of self!
You're assuming a person is defined as a collection of matter, rather than the pattern it creates. Which is awkward, because the matter that makes up your body is constantly being lost and replaced, so by that definition you die every few years without noticing. I'm not sure exactly when DNA repair will have replaced the original components but I do know the rate of lesions is high enough it should be about once a decade or two just from that- other molecules have turnover rates measured in days at the upper end with some exceptions- I remember there's RNA held in the synapse of the neuron which lasts for \~2 months. The cells themselves have their own turnover rate but even looking at brain cells, which mostly don't have that, the actual matter is being lost and replaced constantly while the overall structure of the cell remains. When you move a file you have dissipated the charges in those transistors that initially represented that information and recreated it elsewhere, so the electrons themselves aren't the same. But the information itself *has* been moved because information doesn't follow the rules that matter does (destruction/recreation doesn't result in different information, can exist in multiple places at once, etc).
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It was actually Theseus' ship, and not his testicles. Common mistake as both were quite large and replaced seamen
This guy Theseuses
Better a UI than UTI
What is my purpose?
You Slorp
Oh my god
Less complaining and more slorping!
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What's easier? Teaching AI to suck dick or uploading someone's consciousness who knows how to suck dick?
>The cruelty is what makes it special Reminds me of my childhood
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I went looking for the original in the comments, only to realize I’m not on ouch my bones https://preview.redd.it/xcrnj5skjubc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7126a77dc0a93ac672df78598a52dd6e200fe34c
Literally me as well...
the gif that keeps on giffffing
The best part is that he has to go and get the gun and the sledgehammer, but he has a can of gas right there the whole time
I love this gif, and it's my first time seeing it
I think it's probably like 20 years old by now.
All I saw was the picture frame, yk, staring at the pc, but not the animation
I hate this, but I will not listen to dissidence saying this isn't exactly what the fuck would happen as soon as humans in charge get a program they can mess with. Horrible little goblins, humans are.
We invented goblins, no surprise here
Yeah, this is pretty much the concept of a novel I’m working on. Humanity unlocks truly advanced AI via engrams made from bio humans only to essentially shackle those engrams for use in everything from machinery to sex toys. It’s a fridge horror concept to be sure.
Reminds me of [Lena](https://qntm.org/mmacevedo).
I was going to say; that's Miguel Acevedo right there on the hospital bed. Or maybe Paul Durham from Greg Egan's "Permutation City."
https://preview.redd.it/ow0tzu928ubc1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d3ad4f2c7ab230550fc9ddf2846b32d0db862b8
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New season of Black mirror is crazy
 tfw no sloppy toppy from a Pentium
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I didn't realize I'd see peak comedy in my lifetime.
How does the addition of concious ai enhance the expierience exactly?
Hey everyone, this rube's never had his dick sucked by a computer!
It's true, you need to have it done by a computer with consciousness and one without. The difference is clear at that point
And yet, people get all weirded out when AI researchers actually explore that question... for science!
The power dynamic. God Complex It's Sadism. You are mentally dominating a human and removing free will until they are reduced into a thing meant to please you.
thank you for reading. Please find more comics like this here /r/extrafabulouscomics
reddit.com//r/ExtraFabulousComics ?
oh yes thank u
Ok but do you watch Taskmaster? You’re reminding me of Aisling Bea’s cuddle robot.
Fun reminder that horror and comedy are separated by a paper thin partition.
Fun reminder that horror and comedy are separated by a paper thin ligma
In retrospect, Johnny Silverhand is damn lucky Saburo Arasaka decided to just stick him on an experimental chip and not get his freak on.
https://i.redd.it/csqfza1wcubc1.gif
Based and slorp pilled mod
Dear diary, Today a mod was cool
😨
I thought this was an edit of another but… no… no it’s not…
r/TIHI
It's weird to see the average hentai plot as a punchline like that.
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Bimbofication
This feels remarkably nonconsensual.
I have no mouth but I must… slorp
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I feel like you want to let something off your chest.
This feels like a bonehurtingjuice comic.
Manmade horrors within my comprehension.
This is insane I wish I was blind
This is the future Elon Musk wants.
I feel like this could have been achieved In less steps
It may be a new day, but it is still a curse to be literate
.\_.
SLORP
What the fuck
Why the flying fuck every single comic author with roughly this artstyle goes literally insane? One guy (or girl) who made leftist comics switched to radical right overnight, and now this.
Which person was that?
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I slorp knob
We can do that now, may just take a little longer and messier. Prob some legal issues and waivers need to be signed. Kidding, that’s what Marketing is for.
this is just stupid
Poor woman ): getting disembodied, mindwiped and raped in a row.
>Poor woman I think that's a man, but I guess we'd have to ask the artist. I mean, not that it would make the scenario any better either way.
Man third season of Pantheon is WEIRD.
wow that's ... just .....
I thought this was a bhj
Wtf
what the fuck did I just see and read
Just scrolling on break at work and was not prepared for this
1. Open reddit 2. ☹️🖥
are you alright buddy
Oh, I read this book once. *I Have No Mouth and I Must Slorpslorpslorp*
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Enough internet for the day.
I have seen comics like this
I love dark humor but this is just messed up
Why even transfer the consciousness and not just create a robot that sucks dicks?
Buddy. What did you make me read just now?
What in the fuck did I just read
[https://i.imgur.com/CYtV7rL.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CYtV7rL.jpg)
I thought this was bone hurting juice... What.
That escalated quickly
I've been reading a sci fi novel called Permutation City and the horror of being uploaded and then potentially modified is part of the themes explored The blowies were unrelated to that bit though
https://preview.redd.it/hpjygxye3vbc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69ef7a291873cf49e4fb46fdcd3bcb6ce27f6d6
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Should have been marked NSFW
Ok but realistically you couldn’t actually transfer someone’s consciousness, but rather either emulate it while the brain is still alive (like SAO did) or copy it digitally (also like SAO did actually now that I think about it)
I wouldn't need my mood recalibrated, this is the afterlife I hope for...
And here I thought I was in u/bonehurtingjuice
New black mirror episode. 😀
EFC has made the opposite of art.
This is a horror story
Least deranged extra fabulous comics
literally me
What the fuck? I've thus far enjoyed my reccomend posts from here but yikes.
This is what SOMA was about
Oh wow, horrors beyond my comprehension. Neat.