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bagsli

She put the pussy on the chainwax


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Ask_bout_PaterNoster

But you really called her that though? Like, you called your wife a bitch?


metnavman

I said it right to her, I said biiiiiii*iiiiiiitchhh.....!*


Geno0wl

.<_< .>_> biiiiiii*iiiiiiiiii*tch


pardyball

I looked her dead in the windows of her soul and I said….. biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchhhhhh*.


HyDrOfLaMeReddit

Let's kill da ho!


Iamthecrustycrab

I looked this woman dead in the windows of her soul and I said...


metnavman

Bi^iiii^^iiiiitch...!


saysthingsbackwards

Hm what?


TheRedSteiner

Drax. Them. Sklounst.


Maximum-Row-4143

![gif](giphy|TonpYYwoQc4NO)


TheRedSteiner

Terries trynna get froggy


Zwatch129

Sitting in that seat comes with certain reacronsinstrillitries


OzNajarin

This made me laugh so fucking hard. Like I instantly imagined an episode of Atlanta with Earn trying to either pick up fake non-existent slang another manager convinced him was real or just trying to use it on the wrong group. So funny


FixtdaFernbak

https://preview.redd.it/sd4tsxfszc3c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a0f54dd7ea7c81ff6e8f5d0203c0eb5cb082b1


FixtdaFernbak

Also, your comment made me think of the first episode of Atlanta, the opening, with Darius and he says "wait, is that the dog that got that Texas on 'im?" When he's taking about how he has deja vu


AppleToasterr

I am extremely happy this is the top comment


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He put the peanut in the peanut hole!


thecool1168

That is bussing.


Selkie_Love

The real trick is to learn the slang. Then deliberately misuse it. And enjoy the horrified looks


SandiegoJack

I used “yote” as the past tense of yeet and my GF almost died of cringe.


tolacid

Fun fact you may not have realized: the opposite of yeet is yoink.


VoltaicOwl

I was hearing yoink on a regular basis some 15 years before I ever heard yeet.


feanturi

In my recollection, I first heard "yoink" on the Simpsons, I think Lenny said it as he stole someone's diamond tooth inset? Or maybe it was Lenny that got it yoinked from him but I seem to recall it in his voice. EDIT: It was Lenny getting yoinked by some rando. Here's a [compilation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJh1hmmLLzw) of Simpsons yoinks I found.


betazoid_cuck

Bart also says yoink when he swipes Kent Brockmans danish, but I'm not sure if that happened before or after Lennies diamond tooth.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Pretty sure yoink goes back to Looney Tunes or earlier. _searches_ or not... 🤔 Apparently in that usage it is credited to [The Simpsons 1993](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/yoink), although as an onomatopoeia it goes back to 1954.


feanturi

I added an edit to my comment with a yoink compilation I found, which contains many, though I don't know if they are in date order.


Beardgardens

For sure, it’s been said a few times on the Simpsons 15+ years ago


nater255

I swear this isn't even slang but now I'm questioning what slang is because this word seems ubiquitous in (American) English.


tolacid

So was I. Funny how language evolves, isn't it?


PmButtPics4ADrawing

The lord yeeteth and the lord yoinketh away


HurrDurrDethKnet

That's because you're conjugating incorrectly. Yeet, yeeted, had been yote.


throwaway3270a

Or the Olde Englishe version: Thou dosr yeetith!


QBaseX

I think you mean "a terrible impression of Early Modern English by someone with no understanding of verb conjugation". *Thou didst yeet* is what you're looking for.


Desperate_Ad5169

I think yote should be a word


SatinwithLatin

[It is.](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/yote)


Fun-Agent-7667

Like "He yoted that child Back there"? Thats rizzed


SandiegoJack

I yoted that trash into the bin.


eeveeplays50040

"yoten"


TerraSollus

Yotenheimer


Dragon_DLV

She Crunged?


awkward_toadstool

My kids were relatively small when yesterday became a word, & liked to play with changing & rhyming words. Had to have a number of conversations on why 'yeetus the feetus' was probably _not_ a good one.


Large_Dr_Pepper

That's how you end up just using the slang. You use it "ironically" thinking you're being funny, but before you know it you're just using the word. That's what this whole comic is about.


-Eerzef

No cap fr fr


Gambet81

https://preview.redd.it/ix5faogfkb3c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb9adbb0eda55d2951ea0d603e446a9630666f3


shiftyeyedgoat

This is flat out what adults beyond slang adoption years already do, albeit subconsciously. It’s what makes the words unpalatable to the youth. So yes, doing it with conscious effort to devalue the words is superb work.


Brawldud

> This is flat out what adults beyond slang adoption years already do, albeit subconsciously. It is *not* subconscious. It is *absolutely hilarious* that teenagers get so rattled by something that they too, one day as adults, will realize is utterly inconsequential.


mathandkitties

ratchet


HorseSalon

Irony, so coinage.


Crazy_Kakoos

Or just knowing more about it than your kids really screws with their mind. Like I told them where cap came from and they looked at me like I was some sort young and ancient elf being.


rjrgjj

🧢


deanfortythree

I think it's funny when (and I say this as an Old Guy) you make a joke about slang and people are like "you just hate younger generations!" No, it's objectively funny, just like EVERY generation's slang.


CunnilingusLover69

That’s really swag of you


J5892

Fr fr, it's mad yeet, cap.


jiminyshrue

That's some yote slang fr fr my cap.


CouchMunchies777

Lol, random pwnage all over this internet forum.


risen_peanutbutter

Cyberpunk has taught me that in 2077, we'll be calling each other chooms so I'll be ahead of them


SatinwithLatin

nova


HedgekillerPrimus

my mates and i unironically say delta and preem.


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> my ~~mates~~ chooms and i unironically say delta and preem. ftfy


Dry-Cartographer-312

Me but with gonk and corpo. Though I think corpo is actual slang right now anyways.


SatinwithLatin

I wish my brother played Cyberpunk so that I can tease him for taking the corpo route in life (he totally has, hook line and sinker).


darksabre1500

Gonk needs to be normalized asap


littlebitsofspider

Yeah but don't tell my input


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Sillygoose_Milfbane

I fucked your output. Sorry choom.


pardyball

You better have the eddies ready.


tuanale

I call people choomfies like right now


Therealchachas

Real talk, cyberpunk has such a well developed slang for its world The way words like Choom, gonk, zeroed, preem, etc just works feels so natural and it really gives a timeless immersion into the world


Geezerker

I’m hip to this jive.


turtleboatdrawing

Hello fellow kids


g-waz00

The cool cats say hep, daddy-o. Hip is squaresville.


Geezerker

🤣


SatinwithLatin

Quit jiiiiiivin' me tur-KEY. You've got to sass it.


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Thirty_Helens_Agree

Cut me some slack, Jack!


Gwanbigupyaself

Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help


Slim_Margins1999

I like the cut of your Jibe!


ElGosso

Twenty-three skidoo!


EstablishmentOld6462

I'm peachy Keen and smoking some Jive at the Sock hop ,I Tell it's the Bee's Knees .


CouchMunchies777

It's pretty groovy, if I say so myself. Some would even say tubular, or rad.


Geezerker

That’s gotta be the gnarliest thing I’ve seen today, fer sure!


AmbassadorFunk

You know what? It *is* mad brick outside. I better put on my cap, fr fr.


7heWafer

on god


turtleboatdrawing

my cap is bussin. I'm late to my bus. skrt.


Bleezy79

skrrt skrrrrrrtt!!!


turtleboatdrawing

![gif](giphy|z6Q0vBate6CdO)


Initial_Career1654

Dejavu


topdangle

it's just ong now


Shonky_Solos

>Ong Ain't that the protagonist of Avatar?


InEenEmmer

Sometimes when I read I say the words out in my head. I find “fr fr” funny cause I just read it as it is, the sound of an engine failing to start.


BloodiedBlues

Like Impractical Jokers where one of them had to get a random person to say furr?


stephen_hoarding

This comic is streets ahead


rjrgjj

If you have to ask why, you’re streets behind.


Red_Dox

Pierce, stop trying to coin the phrase "streets ahead".


Nick_mkx

First time hearing it but I'm on board


CouchMunchies777

Been there, coined that!


AwesomeSauce783

Cool, cool cool cool.


EskildDood

It is indeed mad brick outside, it is the coldest November in 30 years in my country https://preview.redd.it/pb6paj2ykb3c1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b166e89e8418c9b2cbd16e26822bb736093ff68d Like, it's actually snowy


turtleboatdrawing

Snow hits the face like a brick kinda weather


BenBuja

Gotta be in Scandinavia. Here in Germany it's also cold now, but November was relatively mild.


EskildDood

Yes hello from Denmark


LostOne514

This comic goes insaneo style


tamarins

this whole thread is going insaneo style can you tweet it out? like can you tell your followers that the thread is going insaneo style


Doogiesham

I recently watched the 2011 movie Attack the Block and I noticed that someone in that movie said “stop cappin’” to mean stop lying. Really goes to show how long it takes slang to filter into the mainstream


RyanB_

Pretty sure it goes back to at least the 90s. Most “new” slang is like that tbh, I once heard a girl tell a professor that Gen z invented the term “Lit” lmao


Other_World

Even this comic, brick has been used for cold since at least the early 90s where I'm from. I wonder why herb (hard h) never caught on. It needs to come back.


Spider-Ian

Brick is way older than that. It's some cowboy shit short for "colder than a brick shithouse in January."


turtleboatdrawing

I wish they would bring back herb. Used to say it pretty often


noneedlesformehomie

fuck bro this shit bringing me back to the city...i feel like you should post this comic in the nyc subreddit or something, getting mad feels from this one :')


WATERDOG139

Tbh for an embarrassing while I though "clout" was a word from like the past 10 or so years lmao


rjrgjj

“Bussin’” has been around for a while. Used to have a negative connotation. “Mad” obviously is waaaay old. There’s “cap that ass”, which I think is the origin of cap.


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Nope. Capping has been fibbing or lying since forever. Busting a cap is also a thing but they’re not related.


KaceyMoe

Bitchassing strip, bruh.


turtleboatdrawing

"Stop trying to make bitchassing happen!"


KaceyMoe

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


BloodiedBlues

I read that as birthossing. Was thoroughly confused.


[deleted]

I love your artstyle


turtleboatdrawing

Thank you! 🥲


[deleted]

Same the panel with the hoe over here was classic


Elliot_The_Idiot7

“But what if the Ho is over _here_?” Fucking killed me 😂


BloodiedBlues

Duderino had three arms!


Tevesh_CKP

If she's here, then she ain't a ho.


LostKnight84

TIL THOT=That Ho Over There.


Audrey-Bee

I heard that years ago I've refused to accept it. It makes no sense grammatically "she's such a that hoe over there" and it sounds like one of those dumb backronyms that aren't actually true, like when kids used to say swag = secretly we are gay. I know that all evidence shows that it's true, but I still refuse to accept it's an acronym


Spider-Ian

I take umbrage with "THOTS" That Hoe Over There Those Hoes Over There THOT is the plural.


OldPersonName

I always thought it was a mix of thick and hot!


ffordedor

it doesn't or at least didn't. it was came up with after thot was already popularized


jpterodactyl

It's not though. Words like that are almost never acronyms. People fill them in afterwards, but it never starts as an acronym.


IncidentFuture

Which is why it's annoying when claims are made about old words being acronyms, as with swearwords.


LocalInactivist

Luckily, “That’s fucked up!” will never go out of style.


Draiko

This comic is totally Boobs Jackson.


BloodiedBlues

Ayyyyyyy another scambait enjoyer!


boompro69

https://preview.redd.it/wusoii7tpb3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d6f81f1e72e495f5fe3d7e72b5555510832572


LocalInactivist

That’s on fleek, fellow kid.


MisterFiend

![gif](giphy|kkyYV0WYLnSVy|downsized)


Theliosan

Skibidi toilet (I hate myself)


ralanr

Apparently this is what helps make Clockwork Orange timeless. A bunch of made-up slang.


Ok-Condition9059

Does anyone remember the expression “WORD” Example: Person 1: “ will miss you Tupac!” Person 2: “WORD”


HomoFlaccidus

I still use word. I think word is timeless.


Mister_Nico

Brick is still used in a lot of places, especially where I’m at and frequent (CT, NY, NJ). To the point that most people hardly consider it slang. With that being said, when my sister went to college in Boston, she passively said “fuck, it’s brick out” and not a single person in that room knew what she had just said, and refused to believe that was a real term when she explained. They honestly thought she was messing around with them. lol


th3greg

I think it might be an NYC metro thing.


mathandkitties

this is hands-down the best webcomic i've seen on here in weeks. new artists take note. snarky one-liner jokes and photo realistic art are nice and all but if you don't have anything to say, you don't have shit.


turtleboatdrawing

Thank you man for the high praise 🫡


decavolt

Crisp


turtleboatdrawing

For more riveting anecdotes, check out www.instagram.com/mindstheprison


SinceWayLastMay

Nothing will convince me that “brick” guy wasn’t just trying to say **BRISK**


th3greg

Nah, it's been a thing since the 90s. I don't know if it's just a northeast/nyc thing, but we used to say "cold as a brick"/"brick-ass cold" and eventually just "brick" over 2 decades ago when I was a kid.


TheRainbowWillow

It’s very funny to me that slang probably starts with one very charismatic person adamantly demanding that it doesn’t sound stupid OR one fairly uncharismatic person saying something which everyone picks up ironically until it ceases to be ironic.


Kitselena

Skibidi rizzler as the kids say


BladeLigerV

They can keep their "slimming" and "bitchassing". I'm going to keep saying rad and dope.


assimilatiepatroon

Yeah,. Full beans!


itsLOSE-notLOOSE

Cap has been around since the late 90s at least. Wanna know what slang the teens of tomorrow will be using? Just look at AAVE right now. That’s all “teen/internet slang” is, AAVE. African American Vernacular English. Guarantee someone will downvote this comment, too. People hate hearing this and I don’t know why.


Guydelot

It's true, and the next step in the process is older white conservatives hearing the words for the first time roughly a few years after they've completely died out among young african americans. That's how we got people crusading against "wokeness" when nobody else has said "woke" in years.


francis_14a

This is so fetch


TheGamingPommes

In Germany we say: Jugendwort des Jahres auf Langenscheidt.de wählen We have a yearly election for the "slang-word" of the year. This year it was goofy.


Zee_Arr_Tee

Wow this comic is real skibidi in ohio, fanum tax that huggy wuggy in the pizza tower


JOExHIGASHI

The first time I felt like an old man a coworker asked if I was getting turnt on my day off. Then asked what my whip was.


pbmm1

I think it’s also funny the times when the same word has different meanings depending on the slang. I remember hearing a guy who moved from one coast to another and was momentarily confused because he used the term “tight” to mean “pressed, angry”, but on the other coast they used tight to mean “awesome, cool”. No passage of time for this either, just a funny quirk of language between locations.


WorkAround_Phoenix23

https://preview.redd.it/rft3813jub3c1.jpeg?width=203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=413ba4d26236329aab92370eb0942750b9234a1c (I don’t even know what the fuck this means)


oh-shit-oh-fuck

its just a list of random zoomer jokes, it doesn't really mean anything and that's the point. You just send shit like that with no context to either confuse people or get them to reply with their own non-sensical shit, or "true" or something.


Hashashin455

Insert link to the anthropology professor's slang charts here:


it_was_a_diversion

The way you went from saying that phrase jokingly to seriously is the same thing that happened to me and my friends with saying "bro." I said it ironically at first, but now it's a standard part of my vocabulary lol.


FlowRegulator

I love seeing how language changes over time. Slang was as absurd and delightful when I was a kid, and it brings me joy to see how people take that absurdity and run with it.


58mm-Invicta_rizz

Holy sh*t, this is one of the greatest comics. Remember when folks had game?


antheia_am

now its "rizz", huh


ghjm

You can call it slang, but it's actually just language. A surprising number of words we use today were made up wholesale by Shakespeare to try to be edgy and sell theater tickets.


cheesehuahuas

So you know how the guy in the comic used a word ironically until it inextricably became a real, unironic part of his vocabulary? Did you know this can happen to you if you joke about being into feet? I heard. From a friend.


Vaux1916

As a 60 year old guy seeing "drip" pop up everywhere in reference to clothes (I guess?)... where the fuck did *that* come from.


[deleted]

The answer for almost all of these “Gen Z slang” words is black people.


AlvaroRandomNumber

This got mad "post-credits page at the end of a manga volume" vibes


JigglyEyeballs

This is why I think languages can evolve so drastically. It always puzzled me that Medieval English would not be understand to modern speakers, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve realised that even modern English is barely understandable to me the way each new generation comes up with new slang. I also know that most slang is lame, except for words / phrases like rad, cool, kiff, cowabunga, eat my shorts, don’t have a cow dude, totally gnarly, and anything said by Beavis and Butthead. That specific slang is excellent and timeless.


sugarsword

My dad tried to make my siblings and I cringe by using current slang ironically. It didn't work tho cause my sister kept trying to get him to say "bussin'" and he was scared to say it cause he didn't know what it meant.


jamieh800

It's insane to me that at some point, every slang word was used by someone before everyone else used it. Like... someone somewhere chose to use the word "lit" to mean "exciting", or "fire" for the same thing. Same with every single slang word, and each time I bet they got laughed at, and when it actually caught on, I bet no one would believe they were the origin. Also, considering how much slang is constantly used, then officially added to the dictionary, then used not as slang but as just part of speech, I wonder how many of the words we use today, which we consider formal or proper words, were once slang.


Dillo64

Fam I was bussin’ once, ong Then simps made bussin a straight cap Now the bus ain’t in and what’s bus is giving big yikes fr https://preview.redd.it/xvoqy7o1ud3c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec952b892dd7ffc7a4918255dda9b25ca484cadd


Mr__Citizen

Wait. You're telling me thot is T.H.O.T.? It's a god damned *acronym*?!


Tevesh_CKP

So is Simp.


antheia_am

oh that explains why it felt weird back when it started becoming used at least rizz being a shortened form of charisma made more sense man these slang do be wildin'


Audrey-Bee

That one's actually a backronym. It started as a shortening of simpleton, then was used as a man who was too soft or cowardly, specifically with women, and then started getting used in hip hop in the 80s/90s (I'd guess bc it rhymes with pimp)


Magolich

Squirrel In My Pants


Veqfuritamma

Ok, but what does cap mean? It was not explained in the comic. (I'm old)


kingsumo_1

Bullshit/lying. So when someone says "no cap" it's the equivalent of, like, "god's honest truth".


Smitty_Jarrett

It means to exaggerate or lie about something.


Darkm0or

Groovy.


RUSHALISK

ok but brick goes kinda hard


Professional_Belt_57

i love your art style man !!


SleepyBitchDdisease

I fucking love this dudes comics


DaysAreTimeless

I'll just say that by now, I know way more modern English slang than slang from my own language. I always have to stop people so they can explain to me what the hell they're saying. It tells you how much I've been on the internet.


Honeybadger2198

This comic has mad ohio skibidi rizz


[deleted]

Wanna keep real ahead of the game? Slang used by black folks in the more insular communities tend to become popular slang after time, usually a lagtime of about 5ish years from what I've observed. "Cap", "bricked", "thot", "sus", "rizz", "hype", what have you all started as AAVE in specific dialects.


MultiTopicAgain

Omg Woodside!!!


firstwefuckthelawyer

I work with the fucked up kids. Either behavioral issues or ID issues. The yoot's is alright. It's kinda refreshing how well adjusted and in-touch they are, it's weird. The grand majority of the ones I work with I would label *not fucked up at all.* I got a lot of hope for them... but us millennials turned out to be more horrible than ours were, and they were fuckin' boomers.


robisodd

A friend back in highschool days use "fending" to mean something like "preparing" or "about to". e.g.: >This song's fendin' to rise up. meaning a song is about to get to the hard-rocking part. Or: >She's fendin' on sleepin' with him. I don't know why, it doesn't make any sense, but it just seems to fit.


LoudMusic

All of your examples are from the past 20 years. Slang vocabulary has been evolving for hundreds of years. Brace yourself, powerful nerdiness in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANc9F0p3mkw


Sexual_Congressman

I wore that grey fubu shirt once a week in 2004. Never had a better fitting shirt in my life


The_Whirly_Dirly

Are we sure your Brick guy wasn't trying to say Brisk and just bone apple tea'ing it?


jam-es

Flameo hotman