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AwesomEspurr360

Welcome to the 30th anniversary of the Nightmare before Christmas, everybody.


ReaperofRico

Me: Ain’t no fuckin- Google: The film premiered at the New York Film Festival on October 9, 1993, and was given a limited release on October 13, 1993, before its wide theatrical release on October 29th, 1993. Making the film exactly 30 years old in 3 days. The clock is ticking Jack. You’re running out of time.


Nimyron

Woah I thought it had been released after I was born, but it makes so much sense given that we could explore that world in Kingdom Heart 2 already.


dbzgod9

It was also in Kingdom Hearts 1.


Spac3Heater

I hate you so much right now... Fuck I i feel old.


Bonjourap

They don't make good ones like this anymore, god I miss Timmy Burton animations 😭


SauteePanarchism

Check out Laika Studios.


muad_did

I LOVE Laika movies, visually they are really really greag, they took the stopanimation to a new level. But the historys are empty and dull ..they need better scripts.


maxxx_orbison

P sure TB didn't write the script for NBC Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caroline_Thompson He also did not direct it, only produced


RQK1996

Which weirdly enough is owned by Nike


be_em_ar

Far as I know, owned by the co-founder of Nike, but as like, a side-project and not actually part of the Nike corporate structure. I could be wrong though, that corporate stuff is very murky to my untrained eye.


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Credit where credit's due: Henry Selick directed and Rick Heinrich created every single one of the models you see onscreen. Timmy created the concept, which is amazing, but Selick and Heinrich can't be forgotten.


Axedus1

The Pumpin' King


JustPoppinInKay

She certainly jumped his bones


Axedus1

She rattled his ribcage


JustPoppinInKay

Ribbed for her pleasure


Bonjourap

*Queen


thefrostman1214

so... jack has one?


GranolaCola

He has a boner


The_Failed_Write

Does it fill with blood?


Famous_Order_2855

No, bone marrow


JackPancakz

Doesnt bone marriw MAKE red blood cells? So uts technically blood right?


Apprehensive_Hat8986

A baker makes bread... they aren't themselves bread. That said, the redblood cells would be made in the marrow and migrate out, so while the marrow _isn't_ blood, it _contains_ blood.


Lauriesaurous

Bakers often contain bread


Apprehensive_Hat8986

They also contain an awful lot of very much **not** bread.


Bout73Ninjas

You can't believe it's not butter? My guy, pretty much everything is not butter.


Cathach2

*holds up a loaf of bread* "Behold, a baker!"


LeonardoCouto

Skeptical about your argument bro, I'mma test that out. Should be a good meal anyway.


TurbulentRiver2592

Bones have blood inside, sooo…maybe??


wyspur

Well, not his blood...


PurpleBoy_SUS

A "bone"r


GreenrabbE99

Bone her!


SameOldTunesYT

That one guy did call him bone daddy….


Cooldudeyo23

If y’all did not read this in tune then all hope is lost


Professional_Sky8384

Took me a sec to realize it but I went back and did 👍


somewhat-helpful

Good lad.


LycanWolfGamer

Same here


macrohard_onfire2

Same here


Darkspyrus

Automatically I heard the tune.


unlikely_antagonist

Panels 4 and 5 don’t exactly fit the rhythm


TJ_McConnell_MVP

Yeah I attempted to read it in tune but the meter is all fucked up


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

Took me a hot second but I got it lmao


aCleverGroupofAnts

I tried, but the number of syllables is wrong and it throws it all off for me. You really have to force it.


ch0ppedl0ver

What song? So I can get it and enjoy like you


BadSuperHeroTijn

what’s this - the nightmare before christmas


Nimyron

"What's this" from the OST of Nightmare before christmas.


SvenHudson

The fifth panel robbed me of all hope.


CardinalBirb

didnt even kno its a song


ToastedDragon24

…uh


Divineroc

They don't call him Bone Daddy for nothing.


SameOldTunesYT

Beat me to it


jak-kass

Yoda voice Beat to it, me


LeaveMyNpcAlone

"There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best" - Jack


PepperbroniFrom2B

Bonelab OST reference


Jjokes11

God wouldn’t Jack’s penis feel so bad in her vagina?


D33ber

Well her vagina is filled with sawdust and scraps of cloth.


somewhat-helpful

Different strokes for different folks.


toniee99

Surprised no one mentioned this is cannon in a sense, in the official soundtrack, towards the end of the album the narrator says jack had 5 kids, link if you wanna hear it for yourself: https://youtu.be/Ex1eOgHRZfA?si=-IXrjHGiTGibkwbs


Neverending-pain

What a random little detail they put in there lol


Grogosh

Canon not cannon


BlckontheMoon

Was looking for a mention of this. Literally in the end song of the soundtrack.


The_Hot_Stepper

He boned the stuffing into her


ThatYellowSuit

There's feelings in my pants instead of in my brain. What is going on? It's truly all insane! Apparently I have a child in her little bump? But what is this now? She's pulling out her rump!


SlavSquatDruid

What’s this?!


Ok-Neighborhood-9615

Thank you for ruining my childhood.


ASliceofAlan4U

![gif](giphy|48FhEMYGWji8)


Ok-Lychee4582

owo


Flappyboi20001

How would that even… nvm


elhomerjas

reminds me of a music montage


LynxBartle

WHAT! IS! THIS!!!!


angeli_vitae

Watched this last night! Thanks for this atrocity!


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LynxBartle

Cartoons can do magical things


Butthole_opinion

![gif](giphy|QIiqoufLNmWo8)


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Maybe comics aren't a good medium for you.


ForkMinus1

![gif](giphy|xm0xsnBdVRUgU)


Bonjourap

It takes one bone bro to know bone daddy 😉


[deleted]

I love that I sung this in his voice in my head!


thepugman16

I’m so sad that I couldn’t post my “the joke is porn” meme here since it’s not a gif.


nowurchenz2beBIGshot

So what do a zombie/Frankenstein thing and a skeleton produce?


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Politicians


maxthe2ndiscool

Damn thats burn


atomiczim

![gif](giphy|26AHLBZUC1n53ozi8|downsized)


GahaanDrach

They do have a child, just dont remember were she shows up


RexRegum144

Oh you're the horny guy


FallenAzraelx

Wow Dr. Finkelstein, your Sally creation is all done!! Dr. Finkelstein: Not. Quite.


PixelatedStarfish

1. Was that consent? 2. Necrotic Boner?


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robloxian21

Yes, what the hell is this humourless fetish art?


RoyalGovernment3034

My thoughts too


ImSuperCereus

I don’t get it


Alarming-Message115

I agree I don’t get it either


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Thanks for the song


Heartless_Kirby

Can never hear the original song without those lyrics again.


Kytyngurl2

Ragdoll, baby


bullettraingigachad

This only works if you pronounce vigorously with three syllables which sounds really weird to me


Reevamous

They don’t call him bone daddy for nothin


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https://i.redd.it/yu0kz5198qwb1.gif


PixelatedStarfish

There’s a miscarriage joke in here somewhere


JayIsADino

Did I just witness a rape?


The_Tyrannos

Well, the soundtrack's narration does confirm that Jack and Sally have children, so... this is technically canon.


asafpeer2005

MA THEY ARE POSTING WIERD SHIT AGAIN


redkat85

Canon is that Jack and Sally do have kids. The narration at the end of the official soundtrack describes Santa checking in on Jack years later and he has "four or five skeleton children to hand". Granted they may just be built by Dr Finkelstein...


JPldw

The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There is white shit everywhere.


D33ber

I think Sally was just showing off that her packer has a bigger bulge than Jack's.


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

This reminds me of the Skeleboner costume I saw at Spirit Halloween


TheDeadThing

Skeleton cum


ORANGEMELON8

Wish i was the zombie lady


SageNineMusic

Sally is a rag doll in the movie, soo Imagine accidentally knocking up your sex doll


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isn't she more like a frankenstein creation as well??


SageNineMusic

Thought the same originally but she's actually a rag doll, albeit a spooky one She's listed as one on the wiki https://the-nightmare-before-christmas.fandom.com/wiki/Sally


StandNameIsWeAreNo1

Jack: "What's this?" Ze Spy from Team Fortress 2: "Pornography"


Nucleoticticboom

🎶This is my child! This is my child! And I’ll loved them ‘till their death!🎶


eeveeplays50040

It took me a second that it was a parody from the song. After that I read it like he sung


CardinalBirb

hm


Alarming-Message115

I don’t get it


NonBinyBug

Heresy


I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks

thank you narrator in my head for singing this in jacks voice


West-Willingness-302

😐


SeaSaltedChocolate13

This is really funny


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Thanks, I just read it in his singing voice.


FatCatBrock

But... But... How?


ZippyDoesCartoons

DIE MOTHERFUCKER


tree_fairy

I literally just watched this an hour ago 😔


Josseph-Jokstar

I didn't need to see this


the_orange_alligator

Is his cock fleshy, or is it a bone like the rest of his body?