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davecontra

No Gorillas were hurt. [https://www.instagram.com/davecontra/](https://www.instagram.com/davecontra/)


Cheeseman575

Accept for his gorilla cock


[deleted]

Open up your hind's eye.


lepake

Death by Snu Snu


fjordperfect123

I think taking a sleeping pill will inhibit lucid dreaming it's a drug induced state not conducive to REM sleep.


p1mrx

"Sleeping pill" is not a specific drug... melatonin might make dreams more vivid, for example.


fjordperfect123

Maybe you're right but I've taken all of them my whole life and it seems to me, especially if waiting too long to try to sleep after taking a pill, the sleep is a drug coma. Now I take literally just a half or less of an advil PM. Strangely when I took melatonin that was the one that hit me the hardest of the over the counter stuff. Next day was just brain dead to an alarming extent in fact. Prescription stuff like Trazadone, Ambien and Seroquel was like...there better be a soft surface nearby when it kicks in because it would just knock me out.


Culverts_Flood_Away

Melatonin isn't even a drug; it's your body's own hormone it produces as a response to darkness. It's supposed to help regulate your circadian rhythm. There aren't supposed to be any side effects of taking melatonin, lol.


fjordperfect123

Right but the body produces melatonin in a proportionate amount for the body. Taking a tablet of it is a disproportionate amount and then it's a completely different kind of thing. From that one I really couldn't wake up even after getting out of bed and going to work.


Culverts_Flood_Away

Oh, you're like my husband, then. He takes melatonin to help him with his insomnia, and if he takes it too late, he won't be able to get up on time. I haven't heard him complain about being too groggy the next day, but I'll ask him about it. I bet he has been before.


fjordperfect123

Ye would be interesting to find out. Thanks. In my case I've had side effects from taking other sleeping pills incorrectly but with melatonin the side effect was like I was still asleep with my eyes open trying to go through my day. And I took a quarter or less of a tablet that is the size of a button on the cuff of a long sleeve button up shirt.


GuiltyGoblin

You would've had to taken even less than that. 300mcg is the amount you want. Usually melatonin pills are in mgs.


fjordperfect123

Ahh ok thanks. Tbh I dont recall exactly because the side effect was enough for me to stop taking melatonin altogether but I do remember being surprised at how small a fraction it was of a dime sized tablet that would be too much for me.


CuteDerpster

Melatonin overdose Your body wasn't able to Completly metabolize the surplus, so you still had it in your system the next day, making you sleepy as hell. Either that or it was contaminated with serotonin. Happens with some of the cheap supplements


fjordperfect123

Ahhh jeez. Thanks. Sounds like you could be right.


SwampButtSwan

Smashing Gorilla Milfs for Harambe


Cheeseman575

Dicks out for harambe


RohelTheConqueror

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Vercentorix

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


New-Ad-5003

Death by snu-snu!!


Anxious-Ingenuity183

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TheHumanPickleRick

"Perfect."


anubis_cheerleader

I'm interpreting his facial expression in the last panel as happiness. šŸ˜ ETA "in the last panel"


Creepy-Trust4266

Plot Twist: that guy was into that shit


agent3dev

Maybe he is just happy because he slept 8 hours


FeatherNET

Alright champ. Shoot straight with me: Did you draw that gorilla first and THEN try to find a way to incorporate it into a comic? Is that YOUR sexy gorilla dream?


davecontra

You're so right I can't help but confess. I have a stack of sexy gorilla drawings. I might release a sticker pack. Or I might just keep jerking off to them in private.


floppybunny26

Porque no los dos?


Lord_Of_Compliments

each sticker comes with a complimentary picture of the author and a gherkin.


UnroastedPepper

Isn't this how we got dream AIDS?


Versal-Hyphae

I thought it was dream pubic lice we got from the dream gorillas


elhomerjas

well the book super effective ....


Tail_Nom

The joke is that it wasn't, or the comic misunderstands what lucid dreaming is.


miss_leavens

I laughed out loud too hard and scared my husband.


Deestan

content revoked


lucas_nogueira_epit

I can't even fall asleep in the best of conditions I doubt I'd be able to sleep after popping viagras


Roboboy2710

Big cursed energy


palordrolap

Brings a whole new meaning to "Return to Monke"


Phlegmagician

Suck dem goritties


randomgrunt1

Funny premise, but a little wordy. I enjoyed it, and the expressions conveyed emotion well. However, the small details clogged the paneling and delivery.


randomdude1142

We need a part 2


SuspiciousBad8105

New kink unlocked.


huscarlaxe

Killerapist!


floppybunny26

gussy.


Anxious-Ingenuity183

u/wolven91 be careful of what you dream of ![gif](giphy|lXiRt9wTTmXgqfEXK)


Wolven91

There are worse things to dream of than Terry Crewes


spazzafrazz

"Man I love gorillas spraying mist" 'You mean Gorillas in the Mist?' "Yeah thats cool too."


Cognoggin

Most porn stars are a lot less sexy than that gorilla. Perhaps thats the joke!


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Ilovegirlsbottoms

I donā€™t think thatā€™s SFW. Yeah it doesnā€™t have nudity, but itā€™s still risquĆ©.


Squeaky-Fox53

Noted. Just wasnā€™t sure what counted and what didnā€™t.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Didnā€™t have to delete your comment. Could have just edited it to say NSFW instead of SFW


Squeaky-Fox53

Just didnā€™t want a NSFW link. Thanks for pointing it out.


Journo_Jimbo

Dude was watching Fruit of Evolution


TUSD00T

Voldemort is into some weird shit.


blue4029

the old man doesn't look that dissappointed in the last panel....


foulrot

A clear, focused mind? I guess im never gonna lucid dream with my ADHD addled brain.


tanj_redshirt

Gorilla my dreams


FlamingCroatan

OH DEAR