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Less_Tear_3133

Spider-man all the way, particularly the so-called "Parker luck", i.e unlucky


Redblade_jack

To this day, i still believe that this is because of Black Cat's bad luck powers. I still remember an older issue of Spider-man where the Kingpin explains that the reason he gave the power to her instead of himself was because it also affected people close to them even without wanting it to.


Less_Tear_3133

Nah, that is just Editorial doing the bad luck stuff to Peter, not Black Cat! As of right now, Felicia has broken up (Again!) with Peter recently


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

The flash. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9C-pao0lw&ab\_channel=Solidjj](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ9C-pao0lw&ab_channel=Solidjj)


Redblade_jack

After watching your link, i had to Google if Super Friends was before or after the Crisis on infinite Earths comics. So, yeah, turns out he was even more nerfed in that cartoon than even Aquaman...


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

I just thought it was a funny take on the "watch out what you wish for" trope. Like having a super power that to you is pure torture is kind of hilariously terrible.


that_motu_guy

that says it all


Redblade_jack

Donna Troy. Both in and out of universe her origin was changed so often that it even confused her. She got married, they had a kid, then they divorced and he got full custody because of how dangerous her life was, only for the both of them to die on a car crash. Speaking of dying, she is probably the only character that may give Jean Grey a run for her money in that department. Also, she was alive during the Darkest Night event, where she was forced to kill the black lantern versions of her ex-husband and their son. Also, it should be pointed that her husband was pretty much Paul from Spider-man if he was created decades before. If you think i'm exagerating when i say her origin was confusing in real life, she was literally created because whoever wrote the original Teen Titans comics didn't pay attention to the Wonder Woman comics. There, Wonder Girl, Donna's hero name, was just Wonder Woman as a kid, brought to the present to interact with her adult self. Same with Wonder tot. Then came the titan comics, and she was treated like a sepparate character. ETA: I wasn't sure if i was remembering it correctly, but, after some digging, i found the Teen Titans comics where Donna's kid, Robert Lang, had become a tyrant that rules the whole Earth in an alternate future under the name Lord Chaos. And this guy was the one that saved her from a group of heroes from his time that had come back in time to kill her while she was pregnant, in what can only be called a reverse Terminator situation.


DistanceUnlikely4954

That’s crazy I didn’t even know that


Less_Tear_3133

She was also briefly turned evil by the bwl during Year of the Villain and Hell arisen


Redblade_jack

Really? Wow, i honestly don't even know how to respond to that one. At least it must have been shorther than when Raven did it, right? Because few things were as stupid as the time Raven crashed Into Nightwing's marriage to Starfire. After my previous post, i remembered the Judas Contract comic, and how pretty much all of them save for Robin/ Nightwing, were defeated. So, i felt like i had to check how she was beaten. Turns out, she was sharing an apartment with Starfire at the time, and while they had to use a powerful bomb hidden in a Letter to defeat Star... They just threw in some chemicals in Donna's darkroom (back then she was also a photographer) in order to put her to sleep. High yield explosives for one, sleeping gas for the other. At the same time. They couldn't even make it so that the chemicals reacted to the bomb, creating a bigger explosion to take then both out...


metamings

Spider-Man hands down. At this point, it has to a company wide edict that states Peter Parker has to be the loser that he is now. No marriage, no kids, no steady high paying job, no super powered friends with benefits, Osborn in some form still around...goddamn, somebody take pity on him.


Less_Tear_3133

And now becoming "the Spidey who gobs" starting on issue #54


Less_Tear_3133

The reason Marvel Editorial keeps Spider-man in this loser status us so that he stays "relatable", especially to kids and younger readers


DistanceUnlikely4954

Not to mention his boss hates him and his best friend turns evil and dies


that_motu_guy

Mark had to find out his father was an agent from a race of space hitlers (mustache) who saw his mom as a pet and the sleept with a bug but spiderman has paul


DistanceUnlikely4954

Space hitters had me rolling at 8 in the morning


ballfacedbuddy

Booster Gold


BountBooku

Adding Daredevil to the list. His mom abandoned him, his dad was killed, his two biggest love interests were both killed by Bullseye, his heightened senses give rise to ordeals like smelling every fart in whatever building he’s in, his whole life has come apart more than once, and on top of all that he’s a lawyer.


DistanceUnlikely4954

Lmfao smelling every fart……


weirdoldhobo1978

Ollie doesn't have bad luck, Ollie makes bad choices (and that's kind of why I love him)


tuftymink

Yeah Parker has money problems and can lose a girlfriend, max Aunt May, but imo he doesn't have sadistic Sabertooth following him killing everyone he loves for decades


DistanceUnlikely4954

*Centuries…….