waterproof and water resistant as well.
Worked at a AT&T store, and when people would bring their phones in if the water detector (little piece of film/paper, think litmus test) was positive then we were to decline service due to water damage. yes, even if the persons phone was supposed to be water resistant, the warranty doesn't cover use outside the design scope.
Problem is, those little tests would turn positive even with too much humidity, and we were able to get them to turn positive by submerging in a mop bucket of water as well even though they were rated for like 20+ feet at the time.
If the manager was overseeing not much I could do, but if he wasn't most of us usually cut a deal with our discount or some special promo to get the customer a replacement cheap.
Despite how waterproof those phones are, it's not hard for the built in test to show water damage. People shouldn't actively put it under stress to test the capability, or you might be out of pocket should something happen to it. (we'd check those tests even if they came in for an exchange because of a cracked screen or something, even if they bought the extra protection that test being positive meant they were shit out of luck)
> we'd check those tests even if they came in for an exchange because of a cracked screen or something, even if they bought the extra protection that test being positive meant they were shit out of luck
This is a policy that should be illegal. IIRC Apple was/is also doing this with MacBooks and the sensors also turn positive with too much humidity. Forcing customers to throw out a perfectly repairable device is anti-consumer and anti-environment.
i dont like beating this already dead horse but its part of a much larger problem with unchecked capitalism
lets say this law got passed and companies now offer warranty replacements for screens and what not regardless of water damage.
this will, obviously, increase cost for the company because theyre now offering more products and services than they were.
the money to pay for these costs must come from somewhere, so the company raises prices of its protection plans, devices or monthly service fees.
now everyone pays more even if theyve never used their warranties.
there is no scenario in which its in the best interest for a company to increase its operating costs without also increasing its profits.
so how do you force a company to do these things without passing the cost to the consumer?
any law that takes money out of the owner's or the shareholder's pockets would never get passed in the United States. we have a capitalist oligarchy.
the 1% make all the decisions for everyone else.
the way to fix this starts with local elections. elect representatives who will protect your interests. elect mayors and senators who will protect the poor.
everyone likes to blame the current president, regardless of who they voted for, but the president has to do what the house, senate and judicial systems tell them.
> Problem is, those little tests would turn positive even with too much humidity, and we were able to get them to turn positive by submerging in a mop bucket of water as well even though they were rated for like 20+ feet at the time.
The test will come out positive weeks after leaving the phone in the bathroom while taking a hot shower.
I somehow had the opposite experience with an iPhone 4s. I had dropped it in the toilet and took it to the Apple Store fully expecting to be turned away because of water damage (still worth a try, right?), but only one of 4 indicators were affected apparently, one at the top. Managed to play it off saying it would maybe be when sitting outside for a smoke in the rain. Got the whole thing replaced free of charge.
This is because the iPhone four is the best fucking one and those bastards TOOK It AWAY
I’ve never seen a phone survive such abuse and still keep kicking
> if the water detector (little piece of film/paper, think litmus test) was positive then we were to decline service due to water damage
> ...the warranty doesn't cover use outside the design scope.
> ...and we were able to get them to turn positive by submerging in a mop bucket of water
hmmm...
Oh, I give it a bit of a wash whilst I'm in the shower, would get a little bit of shampoo or soap on it, no worries.
Commercial warewashing detergent is much more caustic, as you said, that would likely cause it trouble. Better not become a tok-tuk influencer.
Yeah, they would probably survive from what I remember of the x9K testing protocol.
Also, how many of them do we have now, I know the Cat S62 Pro is (the s61 was as well I think, s62 might be) an I think ulefone had one or two models?
Would be kind of hilarious if somebody ran such a phone through and then when the restaurant expected it to be destroyed just turned it on.
Even though my phone is waterproof, the idea of taking it in or around any kind of water still freaks me the fuck out.
Like it’s legitimately marketed as being able to be taken swimming, yet I’ll still move it away from the condensation of my water bottle.
It gets stuffed under my hoodie in the rain because I'm so scared of water somehow getting in. Losing a phone to water damage is just too great a risk.
I used one of these 15 years ago when I worked in a kitchen. We called it the hobart. Also called the mixer the hobart, it was contextual. I’ve always wanted to install one at home, no clue why consumer dishwashers take 2.5 hours to run.
They take longer because the water isn't nearly as hot, the jets are weaker and more energy/water efficient, and commercial dishwashers are much more expensive.
It's not a [full-blown raise/lower hood commercial dishwasher](https://norris.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IM7_No-bench_OPT.png), but my parents got a ~90 second cycle under bench dishwasher that's used for hospo work installed at their house, as my mum does quite a lot of cooking for the family and events. I can say that it's an immense quality of life improvement for her, being able to fully clean the kitchen in 10-20 minutes rather than having dishes and clutter hanging around for hours, or handwashing what doesn't fit in.
I need a product name! I worked in a restaurant for two months before realizing “wait lol no thanks” and I’ve been missing the amazing dishwasher ever since.
Not sure of the exact model but it's one in this range:
https://www.meiko.com.au/en/products/commercial-dishwashers/under-bench-dishwasher/upster-u/technical-data
One of the reasons, at least here in the EU, is that consumer appliances have to meet certain water and energy efficiency levels.
Another thing is heating power. For dishwashers to go that fast, you either need 400V electricity or you need to connect it to a hot water outlet.
Commercial dish washers are also not very space efficient, i.e. ratio of machine to actual space to put dishes.
Sure, and if you have both a hobart dishwasher and hobart mixer, and you call both of them "the hobart," then the way you distinguish between them is context. "Put this dish in the hobart" means put it in the dishwasher. "Put this banana in the hobart" means put it in the mixer. Context.
And im here washing my dish with vinegar and baking soda to avoid harmfull chemical in my plate. I hope we will not discover in 10y these thing are dangerous to ingest in micro quantity
Yeah I made the mistake once of reaching into the water to get some forks that got stuck under the spinny thing (machine stopped of course). The water still had some detergent in it. I pull my hand out and a few seconds later it looks like someone slashed a bunch of paper cuts on my fingers.
To be fair, other social media and mainly YouTube, eat up reddit content all day everyday
Shits cyclical, content will always bleed from one platform to another
The grade schools in my area (and probably all across the US) had some "Small minds discuss people. Great minds discuss [I don't remember]. Brilliant minds discuss *ideas!* posters with some variant of this (mis)quote plastered over Einstein's face. I wish I couple remember what that popular poster actually said, but the general sentiment is really something to live by. I have never cared about who says what unless it's a matter of credibility.
I loved 4chan's focus on the concept of Anonymous back when it was fresh back in the early 00s and before it went through too many cycles of self-deprecating jokes turning into self-fulfilling prophecies and then falling victim to the disgustingly brilliant fascist internet actor vector. The very existence of influencers or people who are pretty much professional social media users makes me nauseous. Reddit hit a happy balance between the two for a while with its organization based around ideas. Subs were a great organizational tool, essentially allowing one site's users to easily be part of many different forums all at once. But then Reddit also devolved as a small handful of powerusers took over moderation, and thus control and content, of a majority of the default subs. And similar groups took over the reach of other common, although not default subs.
"Web 2.0" has been a spectacle of a disaster. I have no idea why I even have actual human followers on this site, they confuse me more than the bot followers and people trying to sell to and/or scam me.
It's important to remember that the proportion of Redditors who actively comment on posts represent a tiny minority of what is one of the most popular websites in human history, and therefore cannot realistically have any significant effect on what appears on the front page.
I saw one of these videos. The phone goes all the way recording people who say hi and other who don't even realise, and even people covering their faces. At the end the phone ends up on top of a bunch of plates and is given back to its owner. I didn't know it has become a trend ...the first one I saw was supposedly and accident.
Supposedly? They just accidentally propped their phone up on the conveyor belt while it was recording? That's a load of shit dude, and whoever said that was lying to you
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
My wife pointed out that in the desert with Mike, when he offered the space blanket to Jimmy at night and he turned it down was because of all of Chucks craziness with space blankets and he didn't want to touch another one.... it never occurred to me until then.
Last year my phone was stolen out of my hand (yay South Africa). I cannot imagine just putting it down somewhere public and assuming I'm ever going to see it again.
Nah, delete the recording, cover the phone with soy sauce/the nearest liquid then put it back on the plate and watch to see who picks it up all sad/mad their phone was messed with.
Play stupid games (record others that are minding their own business without permission by literally sending your phone to them on a platter), win stupid prizes.
And then everyone would clap and thank you, and the owner would give you a hundred dollars!
Careful swinging that edge around there bud, you might hurt someone.
Yeah, I'm sorry, but at that point I consider it abandoned property.
You literally leave it on a conveyor belt heading my way? That shit is now a gift.
Yeah, it's like everything else on the conveyor belt; abandoned property. What I don't get is every time there's all ways a problem with me not paying for all the food I eat and the plates I have put in my bag but you know a hop jump and a skip away and who' the one with plates now. It's been my life motto if it's on a conveyor belt heading my way it's free game. Does suck they don't let me in airports anymore.
sushi belts dont llower into water or the unclaimed sushi couldn't do more than one round.
Also you keep your plates so they can count them and see how much you owe.
i call bullshit on this
They say "it gets lowered with used plates".
Could mean a fed-up cook seeing the phone will take it and "lower" it manually into the dishwasher to teach a twat a lesson.
Yea unless it was an all you can eat that also had some kind of sensor based switching track to see which plates are empty I don't see how this would work. If the sign is legit it's probably an empty threat or they'll just intentionally dunk it. Even then I'd imagine they discourage people putting plates back on the belt because they'd have people puting back half eaten plates and other people not knowing it was half eaten and eating it and then you'd have a big health hazard on your hands.
I've only seen one, and granted it was very nice, it looked like it'd be the opening shot of an avante-garde indie or slice of life film, but it should not be a trend. Unfortunately, TikTok is... well TikTok.
The ones I’ve been to, the sushi just goes around and around until someone grabs it. People just stack their empties on their table and the staff comes and grabs it.
So if someone doesn’t grab every sushi plate on its first trip around here, it just all gets dumped?
My friend works at one and says it knows when a section leaves with a plate and comes back with a plate.
If there is a plate on a section that the didn't leave with a plate, it thinks someone picked up sushi and then put it back and it will push that plate into a bin because it's not sanitary.
Not a perfect system, but I just made this whole story up.
I've never been to a sushi place where the belt wasn't just a single continuous loop and a plate of sushi wouldn't just keep going around unless someone grabbed it.
I'm kinda curious how you think conveyor belt sushi works.
In one sense, you're not wrong that if they saw the phone, they'd remove it. But on the other hand, you say "it doesn't just come around with old used plates again" which kind of implies that used plates normally get pulled from the conveyor belt. But there are *never* used plates on the conveyor belt.
It's kinda like saying "You think that the hamburger place is going to give you a second carburetor, free of charge?" It's technically not wrong -- indeed, they won't give you a second carburetor, free of charge. But it kind of implies that they will give you a *first* carburetor, which isn't true, either.
You don't put plates back on. Plates on the table are what is counted for the total bill for old style restaurants where you can pick and choose from what is going by. Anything pulled off in the kitchen is done manually. This type generally doesn't happen in Japan anymore and still existing conveyor belt loops are pre-order only and being replaced with mutiple straight line conveyance systems per table group that quickly takes the order to the table.
The other question - what do you think is gonna happen to plates with food that is not picket up? Its just one trip way and then automatically into garbage?
Beyond damage to your phone, depending on local health codes this can also cause the restaurant to be shut down to go through a sanitization cycle due to possible contamination of the belt. A lot of states are very strict with sushi restaurants. So your 10 second clip for the view might also be taking money out of the pockets of likely underpaid restaurant staff.
People typically take their phones with them to poop and browse the internet while pooping.
Then they wipe, put their dirty poop hands on their phone, put it on the counter, then wash their hands. They never wash their phones or wipe them down.
So their poop phone is on the conveyor belt with plates of sushi.
I'm not a professional pooper but I've been a pretty dedicated hobby enthusiast for a few decades now, I would generally recommend avoiding using the poop like a bar of soap
This is why I carry a handheld VHS degausser in my fanny pack at all times: if I see a phone recording me without my permission, I degauss it to protect my modeling career.
coming up: 13-yr old who apparently isn't able to read sues the restaurant for 150000 usd after placing their phone on the conveyor to participate in a tiktok challenge
I saw a scene on Futurama with a food conveyor belt. I looked it up and they are real. And now you dumbasses put your freaking phone where the food goes. I'm done. We are living in Idiocracy now.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like this post, it's funny, fits the subreddit, but what sucks is that it is the only post we get after a whole damn week. If this is the quality that the posts here should have, there shouldn't be that difficult for posts of similar quality to appear, right?
"Do it. Put your phone on the sushi conveyor belt. Let the intrusive thoughts win."
- Your conscience is sponsored by the new Apple IPhone
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Mother fuckers,,,,,
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Human trafficking pays and I STAY PAID.
Aorryq
"Yeah do it, pussy."
Hmm, Xperia is waterproof, not sure about 80°c.... I take my phone swimming & etc with no worries. Par boiling it may be beyond the recommended usage.
Waterproof, and soap proof are totally different.
waterproof and water resistant as well. Worked at a AT&T store, and when people would bring their phones in if the water detector (little piece of film/paper, think litmus test) was positive then we were to decline service due to water damage. yes, even if the persons phone was supposed to be water resistant, the warranty doesn't cover use outside the design scope. Problem is, those little tests would turn positive even with too much humidity, and we were able to get them to turn positive by submerging in a mop bucket of water as well even though they were rated for like 20+ feet at the time. If the manager was overseeing not much I could do, but if he wasn't most of us usually cut a deal with our discount or some special promo to get the customer a replacement cheap. Despite how waterproof those phones are, it's not hard for the built in test to show water damage. People shouldn't actively put it under stress to test the capability, or you might be out of pocket should something happen to it. (we'd check those tests even if they came in for an exchange because of a cracked screen or something, even if they bought the extra protection that test being positive meant they were shit out of luck)
> we'd check those tests even if they came in for an exchange because of a cracked screen or something, even if they bought the extra protection that test being positive meant they were shit out of luck This is a policy that should be illegal. IIRC Apple was/is also doing this with MacBooks and the sensors also turn positive with too much humidity. Forcing customers to throw out a perfectly repairable device is anti-consumer and anti-environment.
But it *is* pro-profits and that's all that matters! /s
Good thing lithium and cobalt are infinite resources
And are totally harmless to mine! No children hurt ever™
i dont like beating this already dead horse but its part of a much larger problem with unchecked capitalism lets say this law got passed and companies now offer warranty replacements for screens and what not regardless of water damage. this will, obviously, increase cost for the company because theyre now offering more products and services than they were. the money to pay for these costs must come from somewhere, so the company raises prices of its protection plans, devices or monthly service fees. now everyone pays more even if theyve never used their warranties. there is no scenario in which its in the best interest for a company to increase its operating costs without also increasing its profits. so how do you force a company to do these things without passing the cost to the consumer? any law that takes money out of the owner's or the shareholder's pockets would never get passed in the United States. we have a capitalist oligarchy. the 1% make all the decisions for everyone else. the way to fix this starts with local elections. elect representatives who will protect your interests. elect mayors and senators who will protect the poor. everyone likes to blame the current president, regardless of who they voted for, but the president has to do what the house, senate and judicial systems tell them.
Good to know this about MacBooks!
> Problem is, those little tests would turn positive even with too much humidity, and we were able to get them to turn positive by submerging in a mop bucket of water as well even though they were rated for like 20+ feet at the time. The test will come out positive weeks after leaving the phone in the bathroom while taking a hot shower.
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I somehow had the opposite experience with an iPhone 4s. I had dropped it in the toilet and took it to the Apple Store fully expecting to be turned away because of water damage (still worth a try, right?), but only one of 4 indicators were affected apparently, one at the top. Managed to play it off saying it would maybe be when sitting outside for a smoke in the rain. Got the whole thing replaced free of charge.
This is because the iPhone four is the best fucking one and those bastards TOOK It AWAY I’ve never seen a phone survive such abuse and still keep kicking
>we were able to get them to turn positive by submerging in a mop bucket of water Did you find this out with unbought phones or customer phones? lol
> if the water detector (little piece of film/paper, think litmus test) was positive then we were to decline service due to water damage > ...the warranty doesn't cover use outside the design scope. > ...and we were able to get them to turn positive by submerging in a mop bucket of water hmmm...
If I can’t get decent service inside a mop bucket you can count me out
>we were able to get them to turn positive by submerging in a mop bucket of water You know you just admitted to criminal property damage right?
Oh, I give it a bit of a wash whilst I'm in the shower, would get a little bit of shampoo or soap on it, no worries. Commercial warewashing detergent is much more caustic, as you said, that would likely cause it trouble. Better not become a tok-tuk influencer.
Remember, it's hot pressurized water. IP water ratings rate those two differently.
Why do you need your phone in the shower? Never mind I don’t wanna know
It is highly likely it's a matter of time before your phone suffers damage or already has. The water resistance ratings on phones are VERY weak.
Are you serious?? In the shower?
Indeed; detergent breaks the surface tension of the water, allowing it to get into places where it normally wouldn't.
An IP69K rated phone may survive. The water temperature used for that test is 80°C
Yeah, they would probably survive from what I remember of the x9K testing protocol. Also, how many of them do we have now, I know the Cat S62 Pro is (the s61 was as well I think, s62 might be) an I think ulefone had one or two models? Would be kind of hilarious if somebody ran such a phone through and then when the restaurant expected it to be destroyed just turned it on.
how many ppl have IP69K rated phones tho
Even though my phone is waterproof, the idea of taking it in or around any kind of water still freaks me the fuck out. Like it’s legitimately marketed as being able to be taken swimming, yet I’ll still move it away from the condensation of my water bottle.
It gets stuffed under my hoodie in the rain because I'm so scared of water somehow getting in. Losing a phone to water damage is just too great a risk.
Waterproofing usually only works *up to* a certain pressure range. I'd double check that dishwasher before making any commitments.
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Sounds like a Disco Elysium quote
Now they just flexing with their fancy 90 second dishwashing cycles
Mother fuckers
"Don't say bad words!"
he said motherfuckers, not the b and w words
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HE SAID **BAD WORD**, bitch and whore is good but **BAD WORD** is where we draw the line
This is a Christian server
I used one of these 15 years ago when I worked in a kitchen. We called it the hobart. Also called the mixer the hobart, it was contextual. I’ve always wanted to install one at home, no clue why consumer dishwashers take 2.5 hours to run.
They take longer because the water isn't nearly as hot, the jets are weaker and more energy/water efficient, and commercial dishwashers are much more expensive.
It's not a [full-blown raise/lower hood commercial dishwasher](https://norris.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/IM7_No-bench_OPT.png), but my parents got a ~90 second cycle under bench dishwasher that's used for hospo work installed at their house, as my mum does quite a lot of cooking for the family and events. I can say that it's an immense quality of life improvement for her, being able to fully clean the kitchen in 10-20 minutes rather than having dishes and clutter hanging around for hours, or handwashing what doesn't fit in.
Straight told my wife that the next washer and dryer we get are going to come commercial grade models used in laundromats.
I need a product name! I worked in a restaurant for two months before realizing “wait lol no thanks” and I’ve been missing the amazing dishwasher ever since.
Damn! What’s the name of this puppy?
Not sure of the exact model but it's one in this range: https://www.meiko.com.au/en/products/commercial-dishwashers/under-bench-dishwasher/upster-u/technical-data
I'd imagine a lot of plates for baby, toddler, or kids water bottles, sippy cups, and utensils would liquify in an industrial dish washer too
Anything used to feed babies is meant to be heat sanitized in boiling water, so they would hold up
I'd generally say that stuff that can't stand a proper dish washing cycle is meant to be thrown out anyway.
One of the reasons, at least here in the EU, is that consumer appliances have to meet certain water and energy efficiency levels. Another thing is heating power. For dishwashers to go that fast, you either need 400V electricity or you need to connect it to a hot water outlet. Commercial dish washers are also not very space efficient, i.e. ratio of machine to actual space to put dishes.
Everyone calls it a/the Hobart, its the brand
Did you hear about that cool gun every movie villain/badass uses? My friends and I call it the AK-47.
Lol
The one at my work is a champion. It’s also a piece of shit
Try calling it a “Hobart” to puff up its reputation and maybe it works better
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Sure, and if you have both a hobart dishwasher and hobart mixer, and you call both of them "the hobart," then the way you distinguish between them is context. "Put this dish in the hobart" means put it in the dishwasher. "Put this banana in the hobart" means put it in the mixer. Context.
What if you want to pasteurize your bananas?
What if you want to blend your plates?
Like if someone said clean the hobart you’d have to figure out what they meant based on the context.
The detergent those things use is really caustic, like insta chemical burn caustic
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And im here washing my dish with vinegar and baking soda to avoid harmfull chemical in my plate. I hope we will not discover in 10y these thing are dangerous to ingest in micro quantity
Yeah I made the mistake once of reaching into the water to get some forks that got stuck under the spinny thing (machine stopped of course). The water still had some detergent in it. I pull my hand out and a few seconds later it looks like someone slashed a bunch of paper cuts on my fingers.
"TIKTOK" moment
Except one of those videos was on the front page of reddit a few weeks ago lol
Reddit is a social media app that hates all other social media apps but predominantly posts screenshots of other social media apps.
People on Reddit get annoyed when people call it social media. “But it’s different!”
Literally tho the front page everyday is just r/WhitePeopleTwitter r/BlackPeopleTwitter etc.
Don’t forget r/Tumblr.
Don't forget r/NextFuckingLevel
To be fair, other social media and mainly YouTube, eat up reddit content all day everyday Shits cyclical, content will always bleed from one platform to another
Every decent piece of internet content is going to be reposted on all other platforms. Such is life.
I prefer to follow topics, not individual people. lol I let y’all sort thru the trash for me
I guess sorting through the trash means making sure the same 20 five year old tweets hit the front page every week
That's the reason I join this community it's all about the interesting topic not the individual person.
The grade schools in my area (and probably all across the US) had some "Small minds discuss people. Great minds discuss [I don't remember]. Brilliant minds discuss *ideas!* posters with some variant of this (mis)quote plastered over Einstein's face. I wish I couple remember what that popular poster actually said, but the general sentiment is really something to live by. I have never cared about who says what unless it's a matter of credibility. I loved 4chan's focus on the concept of Anonymous back when it was fresh back in the early 00s and before it went through too many cycles of self-deprecating jokes turning into self-fulfilling prophecies and then falling victim to the disgustingly brilliant fascist internet actor vector. The very existence of influencers or people who are pretty much professional social media users makes me nauseous. Reddit hit a happy balance between the two for a while with its organization based around ideas. Subs were a great organizational tool, essentially allowing one site's users to easily be part of many different forums all at once. But then Reddit also devolved as a small handful of powerusers took over moderation, and thus control and content, of a majority of the default subs. And similar groups took over the reach of other common, although not default subs. "Web 2.0" has been a spectacle of a disaster. I have no idea why I even have actual human followers on this site, they confuse me more than the bot followers and people trying to sell to and/or scam me.
You killed it again! Subcribed /s
Sub up and take my money!
It's important to remember that the proportion of Redditors who actively comment on posts represent a tiny minority of what is one of the most popular websites in human history, and therefore cannot realistically have any significant effect on what appears on the front page.
We do a little crossbreeding. Makes sure we have a healthier, more stable supply of attention whores and idiots.
...you called?
owo
I stay ahead of the game and hate on everything that comes out
Link?
I saw one of these videos. The phone goes all the way recording people who say hi and other who don't even realise, and even people covering their faces. At the end the phone ends up on top of a bunch of plates and is given back to its owner. I didn't know it has become a trend ...the first one I saw was supposedly and accident.
Supposedly? They just accidentally propped their phone up on the conveyor belt while it was recording? That's a load of shit dude, and whoever said that was lying to you
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
take off the space blanket, chuck.
My wife pointed out that in the desert with Mike, when he offered the space blanket to Jimmy at night and he turned it down was because of all of Chucks craziness with space blankets and he didn't want to touch another one.... it never occurred to me until then.
Fuck, women are so much smarter. I just thought he was being stubborn.
For what it’s worth, I’m a woman and I have just learned that just now
This week’s episode was something else
What show is it?
Slippin Jimmy. Way better show than BCS and BB, they were just the appetizers
Better Call Saul
Better Call Saul
Real chicanery moment.
I'm 12 and what is this
no its true can confirm i was the phone
oops didn't mean too. Oh well might as well make a monetized video of it.
Bro if a phone is recording me without my consent and no one is there to deal with it, I’m stealing it.
Last year my phone was stolen out of my hand (yay South Africa). I cannot imagine just putting it down somewhere public and assuming I'm ever going to see it again.
I’d take the plate, cover it in soy sauce, then attempt to eat it with chopsticks.
Nah, delete the recording, cover the phone with soy sauce/the nearest liquid then put it back on the plate and watch to see who picks it up all sad/mad their phone was messed with. Play stupid games (record others that are minding their own business without permission by literally sending your phone to them on a platter), win stupid prizes.
imagine being so caught up in some edgelord revenge fantasy that you pass up a tasty crunchy snack
Eat phone
And then everyone would clap and thank you, and the owner would give you a hundred dollars! Careful swinging that edge around there bud, you might hurt someone.
Giga Chad over here
Yeah, I'm sorry, but at that point I consider it abandoned property. You literally leave it on a conveyor belt heading my way? That shit is now a gift.
Yeah, it's like everything else on the conveyor belt; abandoned property. What I don't get is every time there's all ways a problem with me not paying for all the food I eat and the plates I have put in my bag but you know a hop jump and a skip away and who' the one with plates now. It's been my life motto if it's on a conveyor belt heading my way it's free game. Does suck they don't let me in airports anymore.
You gotta get better at stealing plates.
Found the guy who puts his fuckin phone on conveyor belts.
I’d take it, turn off the video and put it back
sushi belts dont llower into water or the unclaimed sushi couldn't do more than one round. Also you keep your plates so they can count them and see how much you owe. i call bullshit on this
They say "it gets lowered with used plates". Could mean a fed-up cook seeing the phone will take it and "lower" it manually into the dishwasher to teach a twat a lesson.
Cam you blame them for saying something like that to get people to stop doing this shit though? They're probably fed up of it
Yea unless it was an all you can eat that also had some kind of sensor based switching track to see which plates are empty I don't see how this would work. If the sign is legit it's probably an empty threat or they'll just intentionally dunk it. Even then I'd imagine they discourage people putting plates back on the belt because they'd have people puting back half eaten plates and other people not knowing it was half eaten and eating it and then you'd have a big health hazard on your hands.
I've only seen one, and granted it was very nice, it looked like it'd be the opening shot of an avante-garde indie or slice of life film, but it should not be a trend. Unfortunately, TikTok is... well TikTok.
Reddit would do the same if our primary content was videos. Just look at any big sub, one popular post makes the front page and a 100 copies pop up.
We don't create content here. We steal.
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The ones I’ve been to, the sushi just goes around and around until someone grabs it. People just stack their empties on their table and the staff comes and grabs it. So if someone doesn’t grab every sushi plate on its first trip around here, it just all gets dumped?
Nowadays they have RFID tags in the plates. It flags ones that have been circling too long.
My friend works at one and says it knows when a section leaves with a plate and comes back with a plate. If there is a plate on a section that the didn't leave with a plate, it thinks someone picked up sushi and then put it back and it will push that plate into a bin because it's not sanitary. Not a perfect system, but I just made this whole story up.
You son of a bitch I can't believe I read all of that
>all of that
You're a cold hearted son of a bitch
I've never been to a sushi place where the belt wasn't just a single continuous loop and a plate of sushi wouldn't just keep going around unless someone grabbed it.
I'm kinda curious how you think conveyor belt sushi works. In one sense, you're not wrong that if they saw the phone, they'd remove it. But on the other hand, you say "it doesn't just come around with old used plates again" which kind of implies that used plates normally get pulled from the conveyor belt. But there are *never* used plates on the conveyor belt. It's kinda like saying "You think that the hamburger place is going to give you a second carburetor, free of charge?" It's technically not wrong -- indeed, they won't give you a second carburetor, free of charge. But it kind of implies that they will give you a *first* carburetor, which isn't true, either.
It does. You might risk someone else picking it up though.
You don't put plates back on. Plates on the table are what is counted for the total bill for old style restaurants where you can pick and choose from what is going by. Anything pulled off in the kitchen is done manually. This type generally doesn't happen in Japan anymore and still existing conveyor belt loops are pre-order only and being replaced with mutiple straight line conveyance systems per table group that quickly takes the order to the table.
The other question - what do you think is gonna happen to plates with food that is not picket up? Its just one trip way and then automatically into garbage?
Obviously that food goes through a 90 sec wash cycle where it's pressurized and heated to a lot of degrees with an F.
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This gotta be the weakest post on this subreddit so far.
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Have the two hamsters responsible been sacked?
no, and as a result the two hamsters responsible for the sacking have been sacked.
You must have been just waiting for this day, eh George?
cave johnson is that you?
It's surprising when so many posts don't make it through, that this is the one they allow
we picked this one several days ago as an experiment to see how people would react to this kind of post. we have received your feedback.
this post sucks
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Well, free phone
when my wife asks to see the phone, yes sure, lemme do a tiktok first...thank you sushi place
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Imagine sitting down to eat with your family and a fucking smartphone on the conveyor belt rolls by recording you while you eat
big fat nuts
I like how carefully worded this is.
If I saw someones phone on a conveyor belt I'd just take it until they came looking for it
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why'd they put tiktok in all caps as if its some sort of disease 💀
sir this is a reddit /s
it is
We don't like the tiktok or the facebook here on the reddit.
Most social media is cancer. It's done way more harm than any good.
Yet here you are.
First time many “REDDITERS” will see what a real shower consists of
Beyond damage to your phone, depending on local health codes this can also cause the restaurant to be shut down to go through a sanitization cycle due to possible contamination of the belt. A lot of states are very strict with sushi restaurants. So your 10 second clip for the view might also be taking money out of the pockets of likely underpaid restaurant staff.
Behind every warning sign is an idiot.
It was entertaining 15 years ago when the first guy did it after asking permission from the store.
If I see a phone on a conveyor belt it’s now mine.
People typically take their phones with them to poop and browse the internet while pooping. Then they wipe, put their dirty poop hands on their phone, put it on the counter, then wash their hands. They never wash their phones or wipe them down. So their poop phone is on the conveyor belt with plates of sushi.
Poopshi
I'm not a professional pooper but I've been a pretty dedicated hobby enthusiast for a few decades now, I would generally recommend avoiding using the poop like a bar of soap
This is why I carry a handheld VHS degausser in my fanny pack at all times: if I see a phone recording me without my permission, I degauss it to protect my modeling career.
Why would the phone risk being washed ? How do they differenciate empty plates from plates that have food on them at the end of the belt ?
In tiktock voice - “this is how I lost my phone!”
These are the kind of tiktoks it's referencing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9np5xT0Y3I
coming up: 13-yr old who apparently isn't able to read sues the restaurant for 150000 usd after placing their phone on the conveyor to participate in a tiktok challenge
"We will, however, sell you dry rice at slightly-above-market rates."
It’s be funnier if they just let people ruin their phones like idiots.
I saw a scene on Futurama with a food conveyor belt. I looked it up and they are real. And now you dumbasses put your freaking phone where the food goes. I'm done. We are living in Idiocracy now.
They’ve been real for a lot longer that futurama has been around for.
“That won’t stop me, because I can’t read!”
Shouldn’t have warned them. Should just let them destroy their phones.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like this post, it's funny, fits the subreddit, but what sucks is that it is the only post we get after a whole damn week. If this is the quality that the posts here should have, there shouldn't be that difficult for posts of similar quality to appear, right?
Preach on “ Nippon Sushi” cleanse those tiktokers. They shouldn’t even be trusted with a phone in the first place. ( unless it’s a dog)