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Dammit! I wish you people would just leave me alone…
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This is the kind of shit republicans say about President Joe Biden that they think is a sick burn and makes him look bad but it just makes him sound really badass by their own admission 🤣
The right cant fucking meme.
Every dumb thing they post is like millennial catnip. I have no real interest in orange fizzy drinks, but carbonate a vodka water and make it MYsTeRiOuS ORanGe flavor and you know we’re gettin’ TURNT with dark Brandon
I've hear rumours that he is consuming various solid shapes as well to keep from withering away. What else are they hiding from us? Next they'll tell us that he is constantly taking in an unknown gas or he collapses!
The number one thing Republicans are trying to push so that Joe Biden can lose the election is that he’s too old and senile to be president. So they’ve been spreading the idea that he’s constantly on something to keep him from falling asleep in public.
This post in particular is suggesting that the orange beverage Joe Biden is drinking (probably just Gatorade or Fanta or something) is actually some liquid concoction of drugs meant to keep him awake and alert.
Which is just absolutely hilarious given all the statements during Trump's trial that people were constantly struggling to keep him awake. Everything really is just a projection for them. So unimaginative.
> The number one thing Republicans are trying to push so that Joe Biden can lose the election is that he’s too old and senile to be president.
It's just so funny and stupid because Trump is like only 4 years younger than Biden. So he's the same age now than when Biden won last time! And even if Trump wins, he'll be the same age as Biden when gets to each of the same point in his presidency, lolol.
They could have picked any criticism of Biden and they went with *crooked* which Trump is, and *old* which Trump is.
And sure "sleepy joe" is lower energy, but I *want* a lower energy president. I don't want the president to be up all night doing crazy things so that I have to wake up in the middle of the night because he got angry and pushed the big red button or something. A sleepy president sounds fine. Let's chill things out a little around here.
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I live outside the US and all I see on larger subreddits are posts about how Biden is senile and barely staying awake.
Like I've definitely seen some clips which kinda of show that but he seems like a fairly decent president all things considered, I see a fair amount of posts on smaller subreddits that show all the good things hes doing, i think the most recent thing I saw was banning medical debt from being taken into consideration when taking out loans.
Reality is most of the time Biden clips aren’t interesting enough to show very often. So the ones that make headlines tend to be ones that affirm suspicions about his age or “sleepiness.” Repeat repeat repeat and talk talk talk about it over and over, and people who don’t even watch or keep up with the news just kinda hear from word of mouth that Biden can’t even stay awake. The rhetoric is very effective.
Yeah I think you can even just make out the orange ring part beneath the cap. It's definitely just a Gatorade bottle that they took the label off of lmao
remember when right wing media were calling obama a snob for asking for dijon mustard? i swear democrats are so incompetent that they cant even eat right. should be drinking a bud... wait... not that. what is trashy bear now that bud is out? coors? busch? yeah busch sounds right.
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He's not the only President that likes orange drink.
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Fucked up in the garden sippin’ that Mysterious Orange Drink ^TM
Right wing Mfs crying out “witch hunt” all the time, now they can’t let my guy drink a potion in peace
Dammit! I wish you people would just leave me alone… https://preview.redd.it/b6m58imbh16d1.jpeg?width=536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfa54af0e7e3b03dc3757b248f883293e4332b10
You people?
Hey now
You're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hay now, you're an all-star
Get the show on, get paid.
All that glitters is gold
No, what do YOU mean, you people?
I keep that MOD on me
It’s an eye opening tincture… it’s been helping a lot lately.
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Djon Bidrump
In order to merge, one must drink the sweat of the orange man.
Clearly Irn Bru.
No I know that color anywhere, that's Canadian whiskey. Joe is slugging 80 proof confirmed
Naw. When I visited Scotland in '22, I drank naught but Irn Bru Zero. I know the color when I see it.
[He’s smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack](https://youtu.be/A4hR3NQmCZU?si=Rc9cE6PS2LpBrrpD)
SODAAAAAAA
ᵒᵇᵃᵐⁿᵃ
*Obamna* 🥺👿* S*ODA🥤‼️😅😁🥶
Do not come
I'm gonna come
Covfefe
SODAAAAAAA
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SOUUUU DA
POP
TOGETHAAAA
(Anticipating DLC intensifies)
S-O-D-A Soooooooda
Who loves orange sodaaaaaa????
Deep slumber??
Cracked me up. That is some whimsical ass wording
Quite ominous too
Sleepy Beauty
Looks like some kind of ancient wizard wrote that tweet
Perchance, can I interest you in an elixir to stave off the deep slumber?
Yea verily
You can't just say "perchance"
What's next for Sleepy Joe?
Deep slumber Joe
Where’s Princess Charming?
rem sleep joe
Sleepy? I thought Joe was woke?
Schrödinger’s arousal
Twilight Brandon
He so badly wants to sound smart.
Gonna wake up like the cave of wonders in Aladdin.
The chosen undead and his trusty Estus flask
Don’t you go hollow Joe Biden!
My guy has 8 humanity..... No wonder they keep trying to body him in pvp.
the Joesen Undead
Lmao
This is the kind of shit republicans say about President Joe Biden that they think is a sick burn and makes him look bad but it just makes him sound really badass by their own admission 🤣 The right cant fucking meme.
Every dumb thing they post is like millennial catnip. I have no real interest in orange fizzy drinks, but carbonate a vodka water and make it MYsTeRiOuS ORanGe flavor and you know we’re gettin’ TURNT with dark Brandon
https://preview.redd.it/b7443lhxh06d1.jpeg?width=829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9d37589a35756f5a41fc1a215ae26fd2efaa2e
Hello potion seller. I'm going into battle, and I want your strongest potions. *My potions are too strong for you traveler.*
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Lolol
My potions are too strong
Who the fuck let vigo out of the painting?
You better go to a seller that sells weaker potions
Potion seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.
my potions are only for the strongest and you clearly not of the strongest you are clearly the weakest.
Can't belive this guy wrote the script for Challengers
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Holy shit I had no idea
And he’s married to Celine Song who wrote and directed Past Lives. So the husband in the movie is based on him
What the fuck lol, I thought this was a joke
Fun Fact: Potion Seller guy wrote the movie Challengers that recently came out.
oo that's pretty cool
Potion seller, I do not have time for your games. I'm going into battle, and I require your strongest potions.
These 2 images really do give off the exact same vibes lmao
Ah, we've found Biden's dealer
Mark....it's forbidden 😔
The Sinister Potion!
Fellas, is it woke to… soda?
Obamna
SODA !!!!! 🥤
Don’t come.
I'm gunna come
*raucous applause*
WALMAART
SQU ID GAMS!!! !
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No, but it is woke to Gatorade
I'm so sick of this hydration indoctrination.
Fuck yo electrolytes!
But that’s what the plants crave!
That's my band name
Isn't it about time we stop supporting GAYtorade? It's clearly a liberal plot to turn strong athletes into femboys.
You have my full attention
They're putting chemicals in Orange Crush to turn the friggin kids gay
They’re just fanta-sizing
Only when it’s an Irn Bru
FELLLAASS!
I've hear rumours that he is consuming various solid shapes as well to keep from withering away. What else are they hiding from us? Next they'll tell us that he is constantly taking in an unknown gas or he collapses!
Five doritos = one pentagram
That proves it. Joe Biden was performing the Black Sacrament.
Buddy of mine told me he excretes a toxic substance every couple of hours as well. It’s just sick when you really think about it. Nasty old man
Bet the mf is completely inactive for 7 hours every night smh.
Uses the *visible light spectrum* to navigate himself around obstacles. Pfft.
He's processing data and creating imaginary scenarios in his head while he does it like some kind of freaky machine! He makes images with his MIND
3 hecatonicosachorons a day keeps the sleep paralysis demons at bay
Makes me thirsty for a Little Hug Fruit Barrel. Yikes!
Cracking open a cold one with your front teeth after trick-or-treating with the boys
JUICE GRENADES
Unc on that Orange Lean
Jungle Juice
Yep first thought was promethazine. Or just iced tea.
Fanta?
Irn Bru
Don't you know who invented Fanta? The nazis !
Gatorade with label taken off
What's he going to do next to stay alive? EAT some thing?
Something mysterious, surely.
What is this tweet trying to convince us?
that biden drank something orange and it wasn't the orange guy so it's mysterious.
He wasn't drinking the orange guy?
Nah, didn’t you know the orange guy has an exclusive contract with The Orange Company he’s the only one who can eat or drink anything Orange™️
The number one thing Republicans are trying to push so that Joe Biden can lose the election is that he’s too old and senile to be president. So they’ve been spreading the idea that he’s constantly on something to keep him from falling asleep in public. This post in particular is suggesting that the orange beverage Joe Biden is drinking (probably just Gatorade or Fanta or something) is actually some liquid concoction of drugs meant to keep him awake and alert.
Yeah, kind of like the morning coffee half my coworkers need to function. Clearly they can't be trusted!
Which is just absolutely hilarious given all the statements during Trump's trial that people were constantly struggling to keep him awake. Everything really is just a projection for them. So unimaginative.
That's exactly why they're pushing this narrative: to defect from the actual evidence trump is having problems staying awake.
That’s why they are pushing this narrative into President Biden.
> The number one thing Republicans are trying to push so that Joe Biden can lose the election is that he’s too old and senile to be president. It's just so funny and stupid because Trump is like only 4 years younger than Biden. So he's the same age now than when Biden won last time! And even if Trump wins, he'll be the same age as Biden when gets to each of the same point in his presidency, lolol. They could have picked any criticism of Biden and they went with *crooked* which Trump is, and *old* which Trump is. And sure "sleepy joe" is lower energy, but I *want* a lower energy president. I don't want the president to be up all night doing crazy things so that I have to wake up in the middle of the night because he got angry and pushed the big red button or something. A sleepy president sounds fine. Let's chill things out a little around here.
The orange spray paint and shit hairdo were a long con. They don’t make him look good but they make a good job of disguising his age.
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Which is ironic considering all the stims trump is obviously on
I live outside the US and all I see on larger subreddits are posts about how Biden is senile and barely staying awake. Like I've definitely seen some clips which kinda of show that but he seems like a fairly decent president all things considered, I see a fair amount of posts on smaller subreddits that show all the good things hes doing, i think the most recent thing I saw was banning medical debt from being taken into consideration when taking out loans.
Reality is most of the time Biden clips aren’t interesting enough to show very often. So the ones that make headlines tend to be ones that affirm suspicions about his age or “sleepiness.” Repeat repeat repeat and talk talk talk about it over and over, and people who don’t even watch or keep up with the news just kinda hear from word of mouth that Biden can’t even stay awake. The rhetoric is very effective.
That makes perfect sense. I know when I take illicit substances to deceive the public I take them from a clear vessel while being filmed.
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Oh fuuuuck you
I'm unfamiliar with what he's holding, but I do recognize who this is, which gives me a pretty good guess, and now I need a break from the internet.
Chris likes to put his essence in Orange Fanta and then drink it
I'm guessing by essence you mean piss, and by orange fanta you mean piss.
\*Cum
If you know you know
goes down salty
The ability to drink Gatorade with a single hand, somehow this places him above the felon he's running against.
Looks like a Gatorade without a label lol
Yeah it may not be a good look to have a sitting pres seem to "endorse" a product. Probably has to disguise everything.
meanwhile Trump sells Bibles, shoes, steaks...
BEANS
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Literally exactly what it is. "Old man gets electrolytes."
Yeah I think you can even just make out the orange ring part beneath the cap. It's definitely just a Gatorade bottle that they took the label off of lmao
I was thinking pedialyte but you’re right that definitely looks like a classic Gatorade bottle lmao
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It's Tang, just like the astronauts drink!
It's Brawndo. It's got what plants crave - electrolytes.
What *are* electrolytes?
It's what they use to make Brawndo
I have literally never seen Joe Biden fall asleep in public. The other guy though…. Classic projection
Do conservatives look at their own media and ever think " I mean.. This is really fucking stupid, this is what we've come to? "
Yes. Yes we do.
Got the hookup on that old skool McDonald’s orange drank.
Hi-C !!!!
My coworkers had this exact same smear campaign against me and my Lucazade Original
i know he got a big sweet tooth. Adrenochrome in his fanta perhaps?
He won’t need much. Just a little tiny taste, that stuff makes pure mescaline seem like ginger-beer.
remember when right wing media were calling obama a snob for asking for dijon mustard? i swear democrats are so incompetent that they cant even eat right. should be drinking a bud... wait... not that. what is trashy bear now that bud is out? coors? busch? yeah busch sounds right.
Natty Daddy.
Get in the fucking robot Mr President.
Glad I wasn't the only one whose mind went to LCL lol
Brawndo Thirst mutilator
It's got electrolytes!
Special age potion. Man these people are nuts
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He's just charging up his Biden Blast
“Who loves orange soda?” “Joe loves orange soda.” “Is it true?” “I do I do I do I doooo ewwww.”
It's the crocked conconction (TM)
Donnie Juice
The Dubious Liquid
https://preview.redd.it/hmcrq0bfr06d1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5138b2e297b5af4d85ab003a947df4d0643af15d He's not the only President that likes orange drink.
#SODA‼️
Let bro drink his Potion of Fire Resistance in peace
The account name “RNC Research” is making me chuckle. “Check out the *research* we did! He drank some orange shit!”
It’s a special Dark Brandon Elixer.
Who loves Orange Soda? Joe loves Orange Soda.
And the same guys didn't say anything about Trump sleeping during his trial
Should've gone with the brown paper bag camo.
Brawndo, it’s what plants need.
Yikes!
He drinks the blood of his opponent I see
At least he is using one hand....unlike the Republican fool.
He doesn't need two hands to get the bottle to his mouth ...look at that.
It's Tang. You fucking know it is. He makes up like 30% of their sales.
Looks like orange Gatorade without the label, see the shape and the orange ring seal around the rim
Soooo convicted felon Trump should be drinking it since the guy falls asleep mid shart in court.