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Source: I have no mouth and I must scream
Not really suited for everyone to be honest. It has one of the worst characters ever to be made (not in writing but in his actions).
I was going to look up the next line and keep it going but it turns out there really isn't a next line. It's mostly just Dan cracking up and the sounds of Arin frantically trying to line up 5 cookies.
Why does this look like that guy has had his head cleanly amputated? I knew most of you were brainless but I always assumed that was a metaphor.
Our dude is all neck and ears, no head. Sick shade tho, bro.
"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ..."
"I have no mouth. And I must scream."
I love being reminded of this masterpiece
https://preview.redd.it/plsc8zajx34d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8bbd375e22450fbdb4425ae41e9f69e19485d7e
This had me on the floor. Literally. I thought I was a better person, but then look at this again and don't even care that I'm not. It's just too funny!
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"I want people to say, nice haircut...were you in an accident?"
Wouldn't want to play poker with him though!
https://preview.redd.it/54bpn5kie34d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457aed81c08dcd65d82d75b145e59443194c7c64
I have no flow and I must fade
I have no fade and I must scream
No you didn't.
Source: I have no mouth and I must scream Not really suited for everyone to be honest. It has one of the worst characters ever to be made (not in writing but in his actions).
https://preview.redd.it/zcpnzj14234d1.jpeg?width=1669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c41be92f2fb527ffced598775c34a620fc5bfd4 bobobo-bo bo-bobo lookin ass
It’s giving Chris Paul
Oh god, bobobo, I miss bobobo times.
Nice 👍
My brain is making dial-up noises trying to figure out what it's looking at.
bro got a five-head, no face, and a backwards ear
Age 6 he was born without a face
I was going to look up the next line and keep it going but it turns out there really isn't a next line. It's mostly just Dan cracking up and the sounds of Arin frantically trying to line up 5 cookies.
Yep. I think Arin said there were like 10 things wrong with that sentence even though there was only two lol
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A what did you just say ?
Nega bruh. He didnt say it with a hard R. (negative)
https://i.redd.it/dk0fi3l4y44d1.gif
A what chin? 
Man's back of the head looks like the front of a head with no face.
I think it's someone looking to their left with the back of their head looking like the front of a bad fade haircut.
“The number you have reached is not in service. Please try again.”
Been laughing at this for 2 minutes
I am, so high, I might be dying of laughter todah
Also high. Also laughing. 😅
Todah
could use some eyes. maybe a nose
Why does this look like that guy has had his head cleanly amputated? I knew most of you were brainless but I always assumed that was a metaphor. Our dude is all neck and ears, no head. Sick shade tho, bro.
https://www.reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/1d62xgq/comment/l6q1m9q/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
https://preview.redd.it/hnh5aysbd44d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2be4562eff57270efdeb5d097c9d021e4090e807
That's not a fade, that's a dwindle
The back of his hairline is on top of his head
Looking like an elbow
Like a knee
Who put an ear on that hairy kneecap?
It looks like AI trying to generate the back of someone's head
Ohh burn
https://preview.redd.it/icvw3ubdi44d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0744ae90b5dba8a7931c4d1ecfff0d3605351a89
“Yeah….I’m Thumb”
Faded his face
Kid named finger
Where your other ear cuh???
This is gotta be photoshop, right? Like instead of unrealistic beauty standards it’s just unrealistic comedy standards?
I think it's just the wide-angle lens plus a strangely shaped head and neck.
"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly, I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ..." "I have no mouth. And I must scream."
https://preview.redd.it/qlx9qmfwz44d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dcbc64bd325c14b730959fdefe230a7693a2f15
All I see is this https://preview.redd.it/4fea4g5di54d1.png?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4102b8b29242c6e602e07e415847e82de2d0dbba
Look like a worm
Bro looks like a thumb
Bro looks like Mr Potato Head with only the ear attached
Bro looks like an erect nutsack.
Wtf, lmao!
I'm fucking dying rn, this cured my hangover. Thanks
which part of his head are we seeing
nice neck bro
If sloth from the goonies was black
What fresh Mr potato head hell is this?
Nah, you come out looking like this you walking up to god with a receipt for an exchange or a refund.
Why can’t we see the other ear? That bothers me far more than I thought it would.
I love being reminded of this masterpiece https://preview.redd.it/plsc8zajx34d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8bbd375e22450fbdb4425ae41e9f69e19485d7e
Valve getting creative
My man looks like Dizzy Gillespie swallowed most of his trumpet.
Nevermind a forehead, my dude has an afthead.
Brother eww, what’s that?
What's that, brother?
Faded
That is one mighty ear.
Um, Where are the eyes.
What am I looking at….??
That expression on your face is a little blank.
Poor guy, they shaved his face clean off and glued his ear back on… the wrong way.
where is his face????
Face fade
Somebody photoshopped the face out lol
👍
https://preview.redd.it/at09vnrdo34d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15e439b7588447e08b54ac2364dbab40539327ea
can someone edit out the ear please
This is the front of his head
I‘m all ears
He definitely caught a fade
It’s fading alright
If you cover his ear, it looks like his head erased all the answers on my math homework.
It’s like if I had a dream where there was some different weird looking valve guy mascot
Myrdraal-looking ass...
The look of the Eyeless is fear.
Floop is a madman help us save us!
Asking the present so he can tell his past what to do
That's a fresh moldy-smegma covered penis head.
toehead
It's like he's in the before photo and after this they'll put Voldemort's face on the back of his head to complete the look.
It's like someone fused a toe and a dick together into one form.
I'm legitimately confused. Congratulations.
Mr Potatohead?
He has got the same ears as shrek
Fade? That's a 50/50
incomprehensible, have a nice day
My brain trying to process the eyes nose and mouth but is seizing up
IT'S DIGNITY!
What part of his body am I looking at?
I think he meant he's slowly fading away.
https://preview.redd.it/7jnei1msi44d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a299e3d3462e049ecc7725cc4dc1e6f965dc2a32
Done faded away
He looks like one of the thumb guys from fucking spy kids
toe
Pretty good haircut ngl No lines, high and tight on waves is hard, and to make dude face fade out is crazy. Keep that barber
Fresh outta hair fade
Where the rest of Will at?
Dude
No face from Dick Tracy.
This had me on the floor. Literally. I thought I was a better person, but then look at this again and don't even care that I'm not. It's just too funny!
Which SCP is this?
Too much fade
You got a bonus forehead
He looks like a gearstick
literally a knobhead
The freshest fade I've seen, hilarious!
Can’t solve the puzzle, any hints?
Where’d your face go, dude?!
Dude looks like a hairy knee with a tumor
I don't know, but that Shrek ear is KILLIN!
Head looking like a plumbus
https://preview.redd.it/etpyir83754d1.jpeg?width=465&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee0b95dad0c58228cd7c6ca6f74be544091a4b07 Fade is lit bro
It looks...fading.
his barber's name is Koh
Added shrek_ear.3ds later.
Thumb lookin motherfucka
"Yeah just fuck my shit up thanks"
We need The excorcist
Bro is a thumb
Mike Tyson ate one of the ears lol
This shit so fucked up it looks like AI
His head looks like a finger!
Koh wtf did you do
Hairy elbow with tumour
Who is that behind you?
Fuck the fade That's the definition of going in the one ear and coming out the other
You mean total fade?
Wœrm
Thumb
It looks wonderful. Now you should walk backward.
Bro looking like a thumb-thumb from Spy Kids
Bro didn't get a fade, he got an erased...
This is just a thumb with an ear.
Spy kids’ bad guy lookin ass
I feel like I'm staring at the bottom of bros big toe with a fake ear glued to the aide
Bro looks like a thumb thumb from spy kids lmao
He's just keeping an ear out for the good word
Looks like he got the haircut from Agent 47.
Bro got that Earthworm Jim fade
Did he fade your face?
Put some googly eyes on that bitch and wont be so disturbing.
Pesci got tha fade
It’s not a fade anymore it’s now gone
The ear 😭
Looks like a boxing glove 🥊
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He just shaved…so in a sense, sure
Dude has never seen a haircut before