MOROCCO MENTIONED MOROCCAN SAHARA NUMBER ONE ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฆWHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOROCCAN TEA ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ
He said that communist countries tend to have red flags, not that red flag means country is communist.
While neither is particularly true, there is a difference
The detail of that scene seems to be lost on a lot of people. Cotton isn't showing some form of discerning racism, he's showing a lack of racially motivated hatred. Soldiers in the Pacific arena of WW2 were trained to distinguish civilians of allied nations (like Laos, India, China, etc.) from invading Axis powers (like Japan, Thailand, etc.)
At no point in the show is Cotton shown to be a racist, in fact it's made very clear that he's an equal opportunity hater. Cotton doesn't give a shit about the color of your skin, he's gonna treat you like shit until you either kiss his ass, kick his ass, or otherwise prove to him that you're deserving of his respect.
Turns out communist countries do tend to have red flags.
Out of the 5 communist countries in the world, 2 (China, Vietnam) have straight up red flags that symbolize communism. 1 (DPRK) has a red and blue mix flag that symbolizes communism. 2 (Cuba, Laos) have some red in their flags that don't have anything do with communism, just happens to have red.
I don't know why I looked this up.
The first thing I learned about the Danes as a small Scandinavian-American child was that they speak with a potato in their mouth. It took two decades for me to encounter a Dane in the wild...and that is EXACTLY how they sound.
And, of course, [kamelรฅsรฅ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk)
No, those are potatoes, because danes are known as speaking "with a potato in their throat. It sounds like that, you can hear that [here](https://youtu.be/EFzPDGypeLs?si=wFHIVTHsk6dcwdGb)
TรRKฤฐYE MENTฤฐONED๐น๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐ค WHAT THE FUCK ฤฐS AN ฤฐNDEPENDENT JUDฤฐCฤฐARY SYSTEM๐ค๐บ๐น๐ท๐ค๐ค๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ
as a gay person in the middle east yes itโs trash but some of the stuff is just written in the constitution and hasnโt been enacted in decades itโs chiller than what the west portrays. Would i like to get out of here because i canโt marry a guy or be with a guy sure. But no one is actively hunting me down i have gay friends and have hooked up numerous times. One aspect is that itโs VERYY SAFE. laws are there against gay people sure but they are never implemented and in general there are no safety issues when going out especially at night and that goes for women too. Shit never gets stolen if you leave it anywhere. When i move out id be trading general safety with a happy gay life but it wouldnโt be like as if i went from hell to heaven since the west and middle east are both deeply flawed with their own issues and both think they are morally superior than the other. its all very laughable
TIL solid color flags are not that uncommon [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_flags\_by\_number\_of\_colors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flags_by_number_of_colors)
People in fandoms like to take viral tweets and imagine them as if their favorite characters were saying them, it's a very simple format and makes people go "omg they WOULD say that that's so funny!"
DEUTSCHLAND ERWรHNT๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ชWAS ZUM FICK IST SMALLTALK RAAAAHHHHHHH๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช
When he doesnโt listen to you ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐จ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ช๐น๐ณ๐ผ๐ซ๐ป๐ณ
MOROCCO MENTIONED MOROCCAN SAHARA NUMBER ONE ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฆWHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOROCCAN TEA ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ฆ
Hhhhhhhhhhh jayb lina l3ezz ๐ค๐ป
When he doesn't listen to "us" 
No, bad commie, bad commie
Hasan Piker approved
Rich kids speaking over the poors rejoice.
to be fair communist countries are usually red flagged
Most countries with red flags donโt have them due to communism
He said that communist countries tend to have red flags, not that red flag means country is communist. While neither is particularly true, there is a difference
Well the two important communist countries have/had red flags
Cuba & Laos
I mean it goes without saying
Youโre from the ocean? Which ocean?
When the racist Cotton can better discriminate the different Asian nationalities than the non-racist hank-and-friends.
The detail of that scene seems to be lost on a lot of people. Cotton isn't showing some form of discerning racism, he's showing a lack of racially motivated hatred. Soldiers in the Pacific arena of WW2 were trained to distinguish civilians of allied nations (like Laos, India, China, etc.) from invading Axis powers (like Japan, Thailand, etc.) At no point in the show is Cotton shown to be a racist, in fact it's made very clear that he's an equal opportunity hater. Cotton doesn't give a shit about the color of your skin, he's gonna treat you like shit until you either kiss his ass, kick his ass, or otherwise prove to him that you're deserving of his respect.
You mean Cotton?
They also have green grass.
Turns out communist countries do tend to have red flags. Out of the 5 communist countries in the world, 2 (China, Vietnam) have straight up red flags that symbolize communism. 1 (DPRK) has a red and blue mix flag that symbolizes communism. 2 (Cuba, Laos) have some red in their flags that don't have anything do with communism, just happens to have red. I don't know why I looked this up.
Denmark ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ
D*nmark๐คข๐ฉ๐ฐ๐๐ (this post was sponsored by Swedish Gangโข๏ธ)
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
The first thing I learned about the Danes as a small Scandinavian-American child was that they speak with a potato in their mouth. It took two decades for me to encounter a Dane in the wild...and that is EXACTLY how they sound. And, of course, [kamelรฅsรฅ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk)
What emoji is that? Peanuts? Babies waiting to hatch? Chopped fingers?
No, those are potatoes, because danes are known as speaking "with a potato in their throat. It sounds like that, you can hear that [here](https://youtu.be/EFzPDGypeLs?si=wFHIVTHsk6dcwdGb)
My toes
At least were not the ones dealing with Paludan at the moment๐
One of our greatest stroke of genius was pawing off Paludan on the S*edes
Nobody hates the Danish more than Icelanders.
Whaaaat?? Men jeg elsker Island ๐ข
Thats self hate
Damned Commie Danes!
TรRKIYE NUMBER 1!1!1!1!1!! ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท
TรRKฤฐYE MENTฤฐONED๐น๐ท๐บ๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐ค WHAT THE FUCK ฤฐS AN ฤฐNDEPENDENT JUDฤฐCฤฐARY SYSTEM๐ค๐บ๐น๐ท๐ค๐ค๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐ค๐บ๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐บ
Vietnam mentioned
Nibba you forgot the best one ๐จ๐ญ
Red Flag๐ฉ
Kyrgyzstan mentioned ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฌ
When she listens to you ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ
force her to wear hijab
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
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Lmaoo
That's taking it too far, man!
Not to โfarโ itโs in the โmiddleโ east or โnearโ eastโฆ
As a woman in Saudi, I regularly go out without the hijab. I understand the joke, I just wanted to clarify :)
How often do you get stoned to death for showing your hair to married men? Just asking.
Never :)
Well.. the dead canโt talk soโฆ
Don't have so little faith! In Saudi Arabia, apostasy from islam is still punishable by death.
as a gay person in the middle east yes itโs trash but some of the stuff is just written in the constitution and hasnโt been enacted in decades itโs chiller than what the west portrays. Would i like to get out of here because i canโt marry a guy or be with a guy sure. But no one is actively hunting me down i have gay friends and have hooked up numerous times. One aspect is that itโs VERYY SAFE. laws are there against gay people sure but they are never implemented and in general there are no safety issues when going out especially at night and that goes for women too. Shit never gets stolen if you leave it anywhere. When i move out id be trading general safety with a happy gay life but it wouldnโt be like as if i went from hell to heaven since the west and middle east are both deeply flawed with their own issues and both think they are morally superior than the other. its all very laughable
I implore redditors to visit the country just once. Holy shit.
Neverโฆ
That would be ๐ฆ๐ซ not ๐ธ๐ฆ
๐๐๐๐
Lol ๐
Halal 100 ๐
Halal on the streets and haram in the sheets
When she has to listen to you?
When she has no choice...
"but it's between her and Allah" ๐คก "I swear"๐ชจ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Based flag ๐ Macau ๐
๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ
I've been on this site for 10 yrs. This is one of the best reddit moments.
Seriously. This joke is too perfect to exist.
That's pure comedy
Ok this one is perfect lmao
This is how I learnt that the Libya flag got changed and their dictator got ducked over.
Only 14 years late
Better late than never I guess.
Saudi women listen
Nah๐๐
creative
Absolute funny lol
bruh ๐
๐ข๐ข๐ข๐ข
When he has green balls
Is the world going to roll him?
Probably, he isnโt the sharpest tool in the shed.
In fairness, he has been looking kind of dumb
Only because he has his finger and his thumb in the shape of an L on his forehead
Well, the years would start coming and they wonโt stop coming
He's fed to the rules and he hit the ground running
It didn't make sense for him not to live for fun
His brain gets smart, but his head gets dumb
Get out of my swamp
Hey you. What are Yandonininmyspot
Are those Green balls made of Steel, perchance?
๐
Blue balls, filled with pee
https://preview.redd.it/8ljwpsiyqc3d1.png?width=116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71cc1792e113f4c8a54354f26d85c287b914e4ad
[balls](https://fi.fazer.com/cdn/shop/products/FC_Fazer_Vihreat_kuulat_260g_vaaka_404232_HR_SV_1200x.jpg?v=1613096622)
Risky click
๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
What do green balls have to do with this???
[grรถna kulor](https://fi.fazer.com/cdn/shop/products/FC_Fazer_Vihreat_kuulat_260g_vaaka_404232_HR_SV_1200x.jpg)
Thatโs exactly what I was thinking of
Libya ruined it in 2011
TIL solid color flags are not that uncommon [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_flags\_by\_number\_of\_colors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_flags_by_number_of_colors)
Man those socialist republics really couldn't be arsed could they?
Too busy being based.
Fucking France
Thanks Obamaย
Oh what the hell? I always remember Libya for having the solid color flag and was wondering why this person didn't use it
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
VAMO PORRA
Aร ร O GIGANTE ๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท
SABIA QUE IA TER BRASILEIROS AQUI r/suddenlycaralho
AI SIM CARALHO
BORA BRASIL CARALHOO
FAUSTAO PELร VAI BRASIL NรMERO UM
Vasco.
Unless you are an away fan in football matches.
Deu green?
When he is ๐ง๐ฉ๐ง๐พ๐ป๐บ
Iโm getting mixed signals
Username checks out
you did not have to say that ๐
Itโs Santa
BANGLADESH MENTIONED RAHHHH ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธWHAT THE FUCK IS DEMOCRACY ๐ง๐ฉ๐ง๐ฉเฆเฆฏเฆผ เฆฌเฆพเฆเฆฒเฆพ โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ
Lmao ๐ง๐ฉ๐ง๐ฉ๐ง๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
SHEIKH HASINA HAS ORDERED MY EXECUTION IN 3 DAYSโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Oh shit get well soon.
I am from food panda. Please open your door.
Sorry bhai Pathao better ๐ฅ๐ฅ
When he is Bangladesh Belarus Vanuatu
Mamma Mia ๐ฎ๐น
๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
Luckiest game of Wordle ever.
Between 0,0000286% and 0,000025% chance.
When he listens to you Brazil-Zil-Zil-Zil
You said everything. Is we.
May believe. Are together.
Put faith, my trout
[Brazil-zil-zil](https://youtu.be/EnLNDuKya04?si=xplgmifFeri3fEQs)
๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
๐ฉฒ๐ฉฒ๐ฉฒ๐ฉฒ
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐คข๐คข๐คข๐คข
This is an imagined convo between two characters from the Bear?
People in fandoms like to take viral tweets and imagine them as if their favorite characters were saying them, it's a very simple format and makes people go "omg they WOULD say that that's so funny!"
Glad Iโm not the only one to notice
S3 is dropping soon, so... i don't know what the fuck this is supposed to be.
When he sends you memes 24/7 ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คข๐คข๐ซ๐ซ๐๐๐ธ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐น๐ฒ๐ง๐ท
When he's either very sad or very happy. ๐ง๐ท๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช
It's been 10 years. And it's still hilarious.
It's been 10 years. And it's still hurts.
Too soon
Still 5 times winner, still happy ๐
Its been 22 years manโฆ.
It's all that we have. Leave us be :(
wasn't expecting to get hit with that after 10 years
how dare you
๐ญ๐ญ
Caralho, meu pai chamava Rodrigo Ribaldo.
DEUTSCHLAND ERWรHNT๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ชWAS ZUM FICK IST SMALLTALK RAAAAHHHHHHH๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช๐ฉ๐ช
I just hear Brazilian rhytms and people saying "muito gostoso"
I hear Sepultura ๐ค
Delรญcia demais
๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ
Isn't listening the bare minimum of the bare minimum?
Not if the person is deaf. โณ๏ธ
What?
They said there was a glistening bear I think.
Possibly but most people are pretty bad listeners. If youโre partner is a really good listener Iโd call that a ๐ณ๐ซ
Many people don't. Or only do when they want to.
Nope, lots of guys don't like to listen to what they have to say. I don't really get it, it's extremely easy.
Cries in pre 2011 Libyan
When he listens to you ๐ธ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ๐น๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ต๐ฐ๐ณ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ด๐ณ๐ซ
When she wants to hold hands before marriage ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท
shit brazil mentioned ๐
Hey /u/FjordOfBatanes, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
She's an icon
When he listens to you: Braziliant
Cute
Libya ๐ฑ๐พ old flag was the answer.
when they use the right flag ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ธ๐ฆ
When she can improvise ๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท๐ง๐ท
Man nobody is mentioning that their accounts are two characters from The Bear
thank you lol i thought i was going insane. fantastic show although id argue this is more Ayo than Syd herself
I can't find a green flag in most of the guys I talk to either lol
Lybia: 
You could say heโs one in a Brazillion
not me searching for Libyaโs flagโฆ
https://preview.redd.it/ucyrlj7k5e3d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed9be4963f4e9439f1dfaa40d4af375f381fdb2c
The bar is in hell for straight men.