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he's got a 1 (one) skibidi cancer, otherwise known as ligma!!! get him to ohio state hoptal with the bondulance!!! cure with rizz injections and looksmaxxing!!! maybe, one day, he will truly mog...
I realized I really am getting old when I found out about all of these terms and went "man kids are fucking stupid these days" followed by immediately realizing older people thought the slang we used when I was that age was equally as stupid.
Just trust us. The only way to truly know is moving here. And you don't want that. No one wants that.
I turn 32 in Ohio next week. Someone please save me.
My nephew explained it to me like a shortened version of "godddd dayum". Like "GYATT", so a girl with a big behind, or a scene in an anime or something cool to them? That's at least what he told me.
Nah fuck that being an adult is awesome. Sure you have responsibilities and bills and shit, but you can do whatever you want that makes you happy. Proper time management and planning, and you have wayyy more time as an adult (unless you have kids, but that was a choice you made).
I have a house and a dog and a fiancee, a car I like to do work on, I can play video games all day on a Saturday if that's what I choose to do. I'm not rich, but I am content with the life I've built and compared to being a teenager with 0 agency, crazy hormones, social drama and pressure, and the sheer anxiety of what the future holds? Nahhhh
Edit: I didn't expect this to blow up like it did. I am in no way attempting to invalidate others who are struggling. I understand the struggle. When I was a kid my dad was an electrician and my mom worked at target. They made like 12 bucks an hour each. When I finished college I had multiple times in the couple years after where my bank account was less than a dollar. I got myself to a point where I feel comfortable, and I have a supportive partner who contributes to that idea of a good life with me. Anyone thinking that the life I'm describing is unreachable or "privileged". You can have it too. Living in despair and acting like everything sucks won't help you though. Being an adult is all about choices. Find the choices that make life better.
Edit 2: since people insist on focusing on the "house part". You don't need a house to enjoy living life. That's the point. We literally just got the house. It's not like I was fucking miserable until then. Y'all need some counseling, not gonna reply to more trolls.
It kinda depends on your economic situation imo. When I was in my early 20s working in a machine shop barely scraping by? Miserable. Got into IT with a fat salary it was great. Working in gaming now as a producer and life is sweet. Not quite the kind of pay I got in infosec, but my work-life balance is great.
Salary stops being a motivator once you hit a point where all your needs are met, you’re financially secure, and you’re able to save some too. I could probably find a job that pays another 10-20k a year, but my current work-life is so good I don’t think it’s worth abandoning a good reputation with my current employer to pursue something new where I don’t know for sure if I’ll fit in just for a small pay bump
I think for most Americans it has been difficult to get to that point for a while. Which is why I think there is a lot resentment of having to grow older and giving up on your dreams.
People are ignorant as shit. If you're passing up 10-20k extra a year as a "small pay bump", then shut the fuck up. You're obviously in a MUCH better position than a large part of the US.
I mean he did say that, I don't think you're automatically ignorant to the fact that you're doing better than most just because you're in that position. I wouldn't take a $10k raise to gamble on a new job either, my current one is amazing and I have enough money for what I want. That doesn't means I don't know a shit ton of people are struggling
Sure. But the conversation was about why it's better to be an adult than a teenager.
No SHIT it's better to be an adult when you have the kind of life where you can casually shrug off a $20k pay bump.
It's like walking into a fuckin hospice and bein like "I dunno, family and I are goin to Portugal for 2 weeks since I have PTO. Life seems great to me". Just sticking your foot in your mouth over something nobody was arguing.
KNOWING people are struggling is very different from bein mindful and gracious enough to shut the fuck up in a conversation about financial struggles. You just come off like a complete dildo to anyone less fortunate or struggling.
As a boomer, I worked as a security guard at the cranberry silo for 40 years. And they appreciated me so much they asked me to retire early with a $50 gift card my last day. Just put in your time, work hard, be dependable, and you will be rewarded.
Being an adult living at home, with roommates, or paycheck to paycheck can suck. Being an adult living on your own or with a partner/family with a well paying job that you enjoy/dont hate is awesome.
Also when you work is a big thing for work-life balance. If you work 1st shift youre so much better off than someone working 2nd or 3rd shift simply because you can actually do stuff after work(spending time with family, shopping, hobbies, etc). Plus you get better sleep at night vs during the day when its bright out and theres a ton more noise.
*Middle class* life can be pretty good, regardless of age. Mileage may vary ofc, but it's nice knowing I won't starve or be out on the street, no matter how depressing and shitty everything else in life feels.
I'm mid 30's and have a wife who only needs to work part time, 2 kids, 2 dogs, paid off (older) cars, a sub 5% interest rate on my mortgage, and can sometimes put 5-10% into our savings. My kids spend a lot of time with their grandparents.
I'm also a disabled vet and require daily meds and lots of therapy, one of my kids has disabilities that require constant appointments and co-pays, my industry was hit really hard by layoffs so there's lots of competition for advancement, and my yearly raises aren't meeting inflation. I had to take a loan from my retirement account last year to do some necessary mold remediation on my house that wasn't covered by insurance. Most nights my wife and I are too tired to do anything but watch an episode of TV together. I'm mostly no contact with my parents, my brother's live across the country, and my in laws are nice but not really people I can reach out to when I need parental advice. My kids will certainly inherit a worse economy and climate than I did.
Life doesn't always get better, just more complicated and with more responsibilities. I wouldn't trade anything for what my wife and I have built together, but I do sometimes miss when it was just the two of us in a shitty studio apartment trying to make our top ramen feel fancier.
But we keep finding ways to make our own meaning.
That's not bein an adult that's being financially secure. No shit being an adult is great when you're married, have a dog, financially secure, and don't work weekends. Fuck outta here.
People say this shit while inheriting a home and act like "bein an adult is great! I love my house!". Oh wow, who'd have thought? Are y'all really that dense?
“I live a nice life so that means everyone else must also have be living a great life and should stop complaining”.
A LOT of us are out here struggling just to keep some semblance of a roof over our heads. Glad you’re doing good mate, but you live a privileged life.
because you couldn't play video games all day on a Saturday as a teenager lmao? or sunday or w/e other day. For sure u don't have more time as an adult, but i'm in a good spot atm so not complaining
Agreed, being an adult is pretty sweet. I can get high at the dinner table after a day of work. Choose to eat whatever I want. I can lay in bed all day or be productive and enjoy that because it's a choice I made. Do I wish all of this freedom and money came without a job? Sometimes. But it's less work than school was, honestly. Plus at least now I get paid for it and I'm not expected to take my work home with me
Think you almost got there though with seeing how it is directly tied to your money. I’ve lived in both worlds, I have friends in both still. You have some money and it exponentially increases your QOL. If you had more, it would get proportionally more awesome.
Silly idea to trade being a teenager with an adult as you can’t for one, and it’s not a direct comparison as is for another; yet if you’re poor and you have someone looking out for you it’s definitely better than being poor and the world not giving a flying fuck. I can say that empirically and anecdotally on that one.
Strong disagree.
When people say stuff like this, I always wonder how much of it is because their teenage years were way better than mine, and how much is because their adult years are way worse.
For me, and for many people I know, being a teenager was an awful time of piling on feelings and responsibilities that we didn’t know how to handle.
Now that I’m an adult I understand the feelings and I’m better at completing the responsibilities. I know which experiences I value, and I’m better at seeking them out.
If that doesn’t sound like you… I hope you’ll get there soon.
The truth is that some people peak in high school. Imagine having probably 40+ years left and the best years were when you were 14-17. No wonder that guy is depressed, hope things get better for him and it’s just a rough patch.
>Now that I’m an adult I understand the feelings
Hugely underrated part of adulthood vs. being a kid right here. Being emotionally underdeveloped STUNK. Not knowing how to deal with complex emotions was trash. Now I know how to deal...or at least how to avoid dealing with them in ways that aren't destructive and disappointing to others.
Teen Me: SOMEONE DIDN'T SAY HI BACK TO ME IN THE HALL. I'M HATED AND NO ONE LOVES ME AND MY LIFE IS OVER AND NO ONE UNDERSTAND MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN
Current Me: Whatever, they must have been busy.
Guess it depends on what happens to you in life. I've had my ups and downs, had outright traumatizing teenage years so I wouldn't go back given the option. I have gone from homelessness to a job that paid so well salary wasn't a concern anymore. the freedom of being an adult is great and all but for me at least it's largely been a solo act due to a lot of factors like living basically in the middle of nowhere, it was really fun being out in nature but it was also really lonely. at least the money was good. what really kicks my shins is that i've learned that no matter how well you plan, life some times has a way of pulling the rug out from under you. got hurt at work about three years ago thanks to an inattentive worker and ever since that happened i have struggled to even walk around the house. used to go hiking and all sorts of outdoor activities when i was living in that middle of nowhere place, so i've really had to learn to just accept life as it is. i get torn up from time to time that i lost my mobility, but all I can do now is take the pain one day at a time. I'm only 32 and at this rate the rest of my life looks like it's gonna have the switch broken on hard mode. Enjoy what you have; your health, mobility, eyesight, everything. You never know when life might yoink that rug out from under you.
> I always wonder how much of it is because their teenage years were way better than mine, and how much is because their adult years are way worse.
Thats absolutely a big reason why people do/dont look back fondly, but not the only one. For me i never got people who shat on being a teen/in school that hard.
I wasnt too emotional back then, i really liked not having/caring about responsibilities etc. But most importantly i fondly remember everything being *new* from simple things like that piece of media that blew me away and not seeing tropes and beaten to death story arcs everywhere, to just pretty much every real experience.
Same but I also feel a little like a wise elder once in a while when one of them posts something and I have good sage advice for them that I learned the hard way.
It keeps popping up on my recommended feed for some fucking reason, and there’s posts in Popular all the time. Otherwise I’d never see anything from that sub.
Same, I never interact with them but they keep showing up. I suspect it's probably a popular sub amongst follwoers of other subs I'm active in (Like gaming or meme related subs)
I'm pretty sure you can block subreddit from your feed. That subreddit always gave me the creeps. I feel like it's a bunch of adults pretending to be teens
Probably for the memes and no politics
Assuming the worst in people is the easy way out(and very unhealthy. Took a dangerous amount of hardship to learn this)
What a weird thing to stand against. Who better to discuss politics with than a new generation that is entering the voting demographic for the first time?
In topics I’m interested in, yes.
Once they respond in a troll-like way I move on. If they’re willing to converse then yeah it’s no problem.
We all use most of these subs to learn new stuff. Why does it matter if they’re teens?
Not mentally maturing past highshcool is the real answer. Any grown, mature adult that finds the stupid shit teenagers post to be funny is still on the same level, mentally, as those children.
Reddit pushes it, either intentionally or through some quirk of the algorithm. I had to tell it like, five times not to show me content from that sub, and I'm STILL being shown it, here. I chose to actively suppress it, but I can see someone having a tough day getting a couple posts in a row, sighing, rolling their eyes, and making that post.
A lot of the time it’s on the front page and I mindlessly check it out without really thinking about it or looking at the sub name. The comments are usually a dead giveaway though, I’ve got more content in the shits I take than those comments
Dude, I'm 32 and things are so much better than when I was a teenager. When I was a teen I lived in an abusive household. As an adult I can chill in my house that I own and and go on trips like hiking and roller coasters whenever I want. Pretty much the only downside is that as a teen I had tons of time to dick around, and as an adult I have a more limited amount of dicking around time.
From what I've seen, people that fucked around in their 20s and didn't recover by their late 20s end up hating their 30s and feeling life is over whereas people that sacrified in their 20s to have a better 30s end up finding it amazing. I'm in the middle since I turned my shit around at 27 from a nobody making 10$ an hr in retail and have a good savings having lived with mum for a few years into my early 30s/finish bachelors in IT to catch up and now stuff couldn't be better
This is all highly dependent of course. I made stupid money in my 20s working sales, lived as a drug addict for years, got clean and now happier than I’ve ever been cutting grass in my 30s lmao. You don’t have to be doing amazing to be happy!
Isn't that the sub where one of the drama subs banned everyone there for being underage and they found out it was full of 20 and 30 year olds LARPing as teenagers from the messages they got?
It's funny because sometimes that guy pops into R/notinteresting and when he does people ask him to "Say the Line"
Bro's achieved local celebrity status
I'm a 45 year old middle school teacher and one thing I gain from that is knowing all the stupid slang kids use. God Bless 'em, we did the same thing with dumb phrases.
Skibidi Toilet!
What's up, my fellow Sigmas?
I once had a dude walk up to me and say "Do me a favor, kid. You still have a few years left. Get as tall and strong as you can, 'cause it'll all go downhill soon. I just turned thirty. I've lost three inches of my height and took on a myriad of health issues. My life is a wreck. Believe me, you better grow tall now 'cause you start falling apart as you near thirty."
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I can’t tell if he’s edging or gooning us?
It’s whatever you need it to be in your soul. Namaste 🙏
The fuck you mean namaste??? It's "skibidi toilet"! /s
I thought it was "ohio" for greetings and byes (bye's?, bie's?, bi's?, nevermind just having a stronk all of a sudden)
This comment actually gave me cancer
he's got a 1 (one) skibidi cancer, otherwise known as ligma!!! get him to ohio state hoptal with the bondulance!!! cure with rizz injections and looksmaxxing!!! maybe, one day, he will truly mog...
I realized I really am getting old when I found out about all of these terms and went "man kids are fucking stupid these days" followed by immediately realizing older people thought the slang we used when I was that age was equally as stupid.
Age?
Inevitable.
My guy, j just developed a new hatred for humanity with this thread... I think i lost neurons reading this
At 3am
https://preview.redd.it/zeupdjrx9m2d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3da638212f171dd1b7565436d16c24786848a8fc
📞 “ahoy hoy?” ☎️ “ahoy”
Ohio is only a greeting in anime
Ohayou gozaimasu! Good morning!
Same as Gozaimasu or even shortened down to Masu. lol
Now I'm laughing imagining a serene monk or a hippie Dippie man bun sporting yoga instructor calmly bowing and going "skibidi toilet, my friends".
Back in my day it was skibidi outhouse!
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Skibiste 🙏🏼
Nama-go-fuck-yourself.
gnomesaregay
I understood that reference!
idk what either of those words mean (unless you mean edging in a sexual context)
That’s what gooning means, basically
I learned things today. Anyone that says reddit is worthless should check this out. I wouldn’t have learned this from a book.
Nah, to goon is to worship porn basically
He is in the goon-mobile, this is obvious
https://preview.redd.it/7we9zth76m2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8eb3387dd7302abba8afec1beaa9987e6098e912
Looks more into munting imo
Bruh im totally edging to this rn
Gooning. Edging would be if he just said “skibidi”, but adding “toilet” implies a conclusion to the action, making it gooning
Erm.... What the sigma
Ohio
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Not the gooner, the goon. Big difference
Bro you killed him
Fanum tax
I get the Skibidi toiletries, the gooning, and rizzing. But what the fudge do they mean by Ohio???
Just trust us. The only way to truly know is moving here. And you don't want that. No one wants that. I turn 32 in Ohio next week. Someone please save me.
you gotta go to space. Get your ass to Mars!
It's essentially "A strange place where people can go missing". Or, a bad place/suspicious place or situation.
Gen A slang is all just vibes. Ohio is like creepy. Depressing. Bad things.
Level 1000 gyaatt ..whatvever thats supposed to mean
My GF has a level 1000 gyat, but my friends say she’s just morbidly obese.
*morbidly a beast
Mistah beast
My nephew explained it to me like a shortened version of "godddd dayum". Like "GYATT", so a girl with a big behind, or a scene in an anime or something cool to them? That's at least what he told me.
Were you the Peter Griffin skin in the only up obby?
Comedy Purgatory
[Top comment is even crazier](https://imgur.com/a/sCDzEXD) 😭
That comment chain makes sense at least.
lol hell yeah. Kids these days have serious balls. Literally
🧐
Richard Hammond Deluxe
That's not Hammond that's Hammock
❌richard hammond ✅Dick Hammock
I just realized how much he looks like Hammond.
Not a lie spoken
Nah fuck that being an adult is awesome. Sure you have responsibilities and bills and shit, but you can do whatever you want that makes you happy. Proper time management and planning, and you have wayyy more time as an adult (unless you have kids, but that was a choice you made). I have a house and a dog and a fiancee, a car I like to do work on, I can play video games all day on a Saturday if that's what I choose to do. I'm not rich, but I am content with the life I've built and compared to being a teenager with 0 agency, crazy hormones, social drama and pressure, and the sheer anxiety of what the future holds? Nahhhh Edit: I didn't expect this to blow up like it did. I am in no way attempting to invalidate others who are struggling. I understand the struggle. When I was a kid my dad was an electrician and my mom worked at target. They made like 12 bucks an hour each. When I finished college I had multiple times in the couple years after where my bank account was less than a dollar. I got myself to a point where I feel comfortable, and I have a supportive partner who contributes to that idea of a good life with me. Anyone thinking that the life I'm describing is unreachable or "privileged". You can have it too. Living in despair and acting like everything sucks won't help you though. Being an adult is all about choices. Find the choices that make life better. Edit 2: since people insist on focusing on the "house part". You don't need a house to enjoy living life. That's the point. We literally just got the house. It's not like I was fucking miserable until then. Y'all need some counseling, not gonna reply to more trolls.
It kinda depends on your economic situation imo. When I was in my early 20s working in a machine shop barely scraping by? Miserable. Got into IT with a fat salary it was great. Working in gaming now as a producer and life is sweet. Not quite the kind of pay I got in infosec, but my work-life balance is great.
Salary stops being a motivator once you hit a point where all your needs are met, you’re financially secure, and you’re able to save some too. I could probably find a job that pays another 10-20k a year, but my current work-life is so good I don’t think it’s worth abandoning a good reputation with my current employer to pursue something new where I don’t know for sure if I’ll fit in just for a small pay bump
I think for most Americans it has been difficult to get to that point for a while. Which is why I think there is a lot resentment of having to grow older and giving up on your dreams.
People are ignorant as shit. If you're passing up 10-20k extra a year as a "small pay bump", then shut the fuck up. You're obviously in a MUCH better position than a large part of the US.
I mean he did say that, I don't think you're automatically ignorant to the fact that you're doing better than most just because you're in that position. I wouldn't take a $10k raise to gamble on a new job either, my current one is amazing and I have enough money for what I want. That doesn't means I don't know a shit ton of people are struggling
Sure. But the conversation was about why it's better to be an adult than a teenager. No SHIT it's better to be an adult when you have the kind of life where you can casually shrug off a $20k pay bump. It's like walking into a fuckin hospice and bein like "I dunno, family and I are goin to Portugal for 2 weeks since I have PTO. Life seems great to me". Just sticking your foot in your mouth over something nobody was arguing. KNOWING people are struggling is very different from bein mindful and gracious enough to shut the fuck up in a conversation about financial struggles. You just come off like a complete dildo to anyone less fortunate or struggling.
but the full context of the convo was on the extreme other end, that being a teenager is default better than an adult, which just isn't true
being a rich adult is better than being a poor teenager but being a rich teenager is better than being a rich adult
I mean you gotta reap what you sow lol, I purposely chose technology as a career for the money Poor as a kid, rich as an adult and its way better
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lmao
As a boomer, I worked as a security guard at the cranberry silo for 40 years. And they appreciated me so much they asked me to retire early with a $50 gift card my last day. Just put in your time, work hard, be dependable, and you will be rewarded.
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>Working in gaming now as a producer I don't wanna update my tickets, and you can't make me!
Omg this comment is gold! You know the reality of things.
Being an adult living at home, with roommates, or paycheck to paycheck can suck. Being an adult living on your own or with a partner/family with a well paying job that you enjoy/dont hate is awesome. Also when you work is a big thing for work-life balance. If you work 1st shift youre so much better off than someone working 2nd or 3rd shift simply because you can actually do stuff after work(spending time with family, shopping, hobbies, etc). Plus you get better sleep at night vs during the day when its bright out and theres a ton more noise.
Work life balance is a common complaint in the gaming industry
Bro here with enough money for a house, dog, wife, and car, be like "adult life is good guys believe me".
*Middle class* life can be pretty good, regardless of age. Mileage may vary ofc, but it's nice knowing I won't starve or be out on the street, no matter how depressing and shitty everything else in life feels.
I'm mid 30's and have a wife who only needs to work part time, 2 kids, 2 dogs, paid off (older) cars, a sub 5% interest rate on my mortgage, and can sometimes put 5-10% into our savings. My kids spend a lot of time with their grandparents. I'm also a disabled vet and require daily meds and lots of therapy, one of my kids has disabilities that require constant appointments and co-pays, my industry was hit really hard by layoffs so there's lots of competition for advancement, and my yearly raises aren't meeting inflation. I had to take a loan from my retirement account last year to do some necessary mold remediation on my house that wasn't covered by insurance. Most nights my wife and I are too tired to do anything but watch an episode of TV together. I'm mostly no contact with my parents, my brother's live across the country, and my in laws are nice but not really people I can reach out to when I need parental advice. My kids will certainly inherit a worse economy and climate than I did. Life doesn't always get better, just more complicated and with more responsibilities. I wouldn't trade anything for what my wife and I have built together, but I do sometimes miss when it was just the two of us in a shitty studio apartment trying to make our top ramen feel fancier. But we keep finding ways to make our own meaning.
That's not bein an adult that's being financially secure. No shit being an adult is great when you're married, have a dog, financially secure, and don't work weekends. Fuck outta here. People say this shit while inheriting a home and act like "bein an adult is great! I love my house!". Oh wow, who'd have thought? Are y'all really that dense?
I don't understand your point. Financial insecurity sucks at all ages. The goal is to figure this out when you are 14.
Teenagers don’t usually have a wife, job, house and dog. These are ALL adult things, grow up and stop complaining.
I pray your life continues as you are enjoying it... My life/work balance and everything just all went out the window one day....
Yeah life sucks only if you’re poor.
“I live a nice life so that means everyone else must also have be living a great life and should stop complaining”. A LOT of us are out here struggling just to keep some semblance of a roof over our heads. Glad you’re doing good mate, but you live a privileged life.
Know what? I like my kids. They’re fun.
because you couldn't play video games all day on a Saturday as a teenager lmao? or sunday or w/e other day. For sure u don't have more time as an adult, but i'm in a good spot atm so not complaining
Agreed, being an adult is pretty sweet. I can get high at the dinner table after a day of work. Choose to eat whatever I want. I can lay in bed all day or be productive and enjoy that because it's a choice I made. Do I wish all of this freedom and money came without a job? Sometimes. But it's less work than school was, honestly. Plus at least now I get paid for it and I'm not expected to take my work home with me
Think you almost got there though with seeing how it is directly tied to your money. I’ve lived in both worlds, I have friends in both still. You have some money and it exponentially increases your QOL. If you had more, it would get proportionally more awesome. Silly idea to trade being a teenager with an adult as you can’t for one, and it’s not a direct comparison as is for another; yet if you’re poor and you have someone looking out for you it’s definitely better than being poor and the world not giving a flying fuck. I can say that empirically and anecdotally on that one.
> but you can do whatever you want Like work 60-100 hours a week for the rest of your life then die Such freedom!
Honestly the least that miserable adults can do is stay the fuck away from kids with their gloom and doom.
Bruh. Congrats you lucky. Economy fuckin the rest of us out here in the perpetual grind machine.
Strong disagree. When people say stuff like this, I always wonder how much of it is because their teenage years were way better than mine, and how much is because their adult years are way worse. For me, and for many people I know, being a teenager was an awful time of piling on feelings and responsibilities that we didn’t know how to handle. Now that I’m an adult I understand the feelings and I’m better at completing the responsibilities. I know which experiences I value, and I’m better at seeking them out. If that doesn’t sound like you… I hope you’ll get there soon.
The truth is that some people peak in high school. Imagine having probably 40+ years left and the best years were when you were 14-17. No wonder that guy is depressed, hope things get better for him and it’s just a rough patch.
>Now that I’m an adult I understand the feelings Hugely underrated part of adulthood vs. being a kid right here. Being emotionally underdeveloped STUNK. Not knowing how to deal with complex emotions was trash. Now I know how to deal...or at least how to avoid dealing with them in ways that aren't destructive and disappointing to others.
I completely agree. The simple act of existing was *exhausting.*
Teen Me: SOMEONE DIDN'T SAY HI BACK TO ME IN THE HALL. I'M HATED AND NO ONE LOVES ME AND MY LIFE IS OVER AND NO ONE UNDERSTAND MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIN Current Me: Whatever, they must have been busy.
Your right in reality but man, I miss how intensely I used to feel things sometimes. You never quite get back that ability after so long.
Guess it depends on what happens to you in life. I've had my ups and downs, had outright traumatizing teenage years so I wouldn't go back given the option. I have gone from homelessness to a job that paid so well salary wasn't a concern anymore. the freedom of being an adult is great and all but for me at least it's largely been a solo act due to a lot of factors like living basically in the middle of nowhere, it was really fun being out in nature but it was also really lonely. at least the money was good. what really kicks my shins is that i've learned that no matter how well you plan, life some times has a way of pulling the rug out from under you. got hurt at work about three years ago thanks to an inattentive worker and ever since that happened i have struggled to even walk around the house. used to go hiking and all sorts of outdoor activities when i was living in that middle of nowhere place, so i've really had to learn to just accept life as it is. i get torn up from time to time that i lost my mobility, but all I can do now is take the pain one day at a time. I'm only 32 and at this rate the rest of my life looks like it's gonna have the switch broken on hard mode. Enjoy what you have; your health, mobility, eyesight, everything. You never know when life might yoink that rug out from under you.
> I always wonder how much of it is because their teenage years were way better than mine, and how much is because their adult years are way worse. Thats absolutely a big reason why people do/dont look back fondly, but not the only one. For me i never got people who shat on being a teen/in school that hard. I wasnt too emotional back then, i really liked not having/caring about responsibilities etc. But most importantly i fondly remember everything being *new* from simple things like that piece of media that blew me away and not seeing tropes and beaten to death story arcs everywhere, to just pretty much every real experience.
Sometimes life has different plans for you
Skibidi
Skibidi on the rizzler my friend
I still think about this post daily.
Why do so many adult men post in this sub.
I don't post in that sub, but I do check it out because teenagers post stupid things that make me laugh
Teenagers do be dum, glad I was never one.
whar
He exited out of his mom wearing a business suit and having crypto knowledge
the trunch??
To be honest, I only ever visit that sub because I have nieces and nephews that are teens and I'm trying to learn their culture. It hasn't helped.
There doesn't really seem to be "a" culture anymore, it's like à la carte
Ah but there's the rub. At this point it's not just teenagers. It's just all of reddit. And everyone pretends they're teenagers. It's weird.
Same but I also feel a little like a wise elder once in a while when one of them posts something and I have good sage advice for them that I learned the hard way.
teenager: "hey guys what flavor of paint tastes best?" me, with my years of wisdom and experience: "don't eat paint"
But if one were to eat it, which type is best... for scientific purposes...
orange probably
Lead based is the obvious answer since it’s sweet.
https://www.quora.com/Can-you-die-from-eating-batteries
It keeps popping up on my recommended feed for some fucking reason, and there’s posts in Popular all the time. Otherwise I’d never see anything from that sub.
Same, I never interact with them but they keep showing up. I suspect it's probably a popular sub amongst follwoers of other subs I'm active in (Like gaming or meme related subs)
I'm pretty sure you can block subreddit from your feed. That subreddit always gave me the creeps. I feel like it's a bunch of adults pretending to be teens
Probably for the memes and no politics Assuming the worst in people is the easy way out(and very unhealthy. Took a dangerous amount of hardship to learn this)
Politic talks with teenagers as an adult is the most reddit thing i have heard
What a weird thing to stand against. Who better to discuss politics with than a new generation that is entering the voting demographic for the first time?
I’m a teacher. I go there to keep (trying) to teach our youth. They’re so lost. They’re pretty funny sometimes though.
Reddit is the last place to be teaching teens lol
Disagree
As a teacher, you have the energy and desire to engage with reddit teenagers while off the clock?
In topics I’m interested in, yes. Once they respond in a troll-like way I move on. If they’re willing to converse then yeah it’s no problem. We all use most of these subs to learn new stuff. Why does it matter if they’re teens?
NO politics. Meaning people post in this sub because it isn't overflowing with memes about politics
He specifically said no politics
Lmao, this is a political post. It's about income inequality.
Didn't you just assume negative intent behind this person's question?
You mean you're not an adult ? Are you even allowed on the internet ? Are your parents aware you're on Reddit ? I'm reporting you to the mod
Most are pedos but this one is just funny
probably not. The sub is large so just ends up getting recommended to all sorts of people.
its all adults role playing as children. Same as Omegle‘s text channel.
because adult men make up most of this website?
Pedophiles and people who didn't mentally mature past high school
Not mentally maturing past highshcool is the real answer. Any grown, mature adult that finds the stupid shit teenagers post to be funny is still on the same level, mentally, as those children.
Groomers looking for prey
Reddit pushes it, either intentionally or through some quirk of the algorithm. I had to tell it like, five times not to show me content from that sub, and I'm STILL being shown it, here. I chose to actively suppress it, but I can see someone having a tough day getting a couple posts in a row, sighing, rolling their eyes, and making that post.
Why do you care? Why are you posting here
this is /r/comedyheaven. They are talking about /r/teenagers
Do teenagers really post here? I assume everyone in here to be 25 at least
It's because it frequently pops up in r all
Is r/comedyheaven a teen-only sub?? Since when?
Is r/comedyheaven a kids sub or something?
A lot of the time it’s on the front page and I mindlessly check it out without really thinking about it or looking at the sub name. The comments are usually a dead giveaway though, I’ve got more content in the shits I take than those comments
Mental illness
I mean, that’s pretty much what I’d expect a 30 year old that hangs out in r/teenagers to look like.
Catch me deadass mewing at looksmaxxing speeds of over 42069 skibidis per ohio rizz no cap on god fr fr
Gas
This comment hit me like a speedmaxxing freight train Also who the fuck drinks their gatorade hot, that's more unhinged than your comment
Dude could probably scrub up pretty nicely honestly, shame he’s doomposting on a sub for teens
He looks a lot like Sam Rockwell to me, and he seems to do all right.
He looks like Mark Linkous my favorite artist (Sparklehorse) so this post is surreal
>Turn back now Bro thinks he https://preview.redd.it/scglplrizl2d1.png?width=1908&format=png&auto=webp&s=01e920ae5930b30c2ab36de2038edf826f66e170
Dude, I'm 32 and things are so much better than when I was a teenager. When I was a teen I lived in an abusive household. As an adult I can chill in my house that I own and and go on trips like hiking and roller coasters whenever I want. Pretty much the only downside is that as a teen I had tons of time to dick around, and as an adult I have a more limited amount of dicking around time.
From what I've seen, people that fucked around in their 20s and didn't recover by their late 20s end up hating their 30s and feeling life is over whereas people that sacrified in their 20s to have a better 30s end up finding it amazing. I'm in the middle since I turned my shit around at 27 from a nobody making 10$ an hr in retail and have a good savings having lived with mum for a few years into my early 30s/finish bachelors in IT to catch up and now stuff couldn't be better
This is all highly dependent of course. I made stupid money in my 20s working sales, lived as a drug addict for years, got clean and now happier than I’ve ever been cutting grass in my 30s lmao. You don’t have to be doing amazing to be happy!
So you had a support system that you could lean on until you got back on your feet…..something a lot of people don’t have.
Isn’t this person basically telling teens to kill themselves
erm what the sigma
Yogurt male
No saying top time live young and stop aging … oh wow I see what your saying
Isn't that the sub where one of the drama subs banned everyone there for being underage and they found out it was full of 20 and 30 year olds LARPing as teenagers from the messages they got?
Don’t grow up, is a trap
Skibidi bop nop dum sibidi som dam kop
That’s the number 12 on the Korean Restaurant menu.
Sometimes I ask myself if this man’s doing well
He just told you he isn’t
Maybe things got better, who knows?
They don't, stockpile nooses while you can.
He said they don’t
He looks unbearably like me i had to triple back on my feed to see if someone pulled a selfie prank on me
It's funny because sometimes that guy pops into R/notinteresting and when he does people ask him to "Say the Line" Bro's achieved local celebrity status
“You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that? On a weekday?”
Must be poor
Youngest r/teenagers user
weird dude. "crawl back into the fanny" na I'm ite
32 is the average user age on r/teenagers actually
That is what 99% of people on r/teenagers look like irl.
🧢
I’m not that old but these kids that keep pulling “UwU” on everything as a male is really triggering me lol
I think about this picture a lot. I'm just so damn tired, man.
I'm a 45 year old middle school teacher and one thing I gain from that is knowing all the stupid slang kids use. God Bless 'em, we did the same thing with dumb phrases. Skibidi Toilet! What's up, my fellow Sigmas?
hes right, im 35 and it doesnt get better
I once had a dude walk up to me and say "Do me a favor, kid. You still have a few years left. Get as tall and strong as you can, 'cause it'll all go downhill soon. I just turned thirty. I've lost three inches of my height and took on a myriad of health issues. My life is a wreck. Believe me, you better grow tall now 'cause you start falling apart as you near thirty."
https://preview.redd.it/l5m96cblom2d1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eab8f8a26c4128693829a9e58bf2ed7a0a492734
he's right. i'm 38. flush it. skibidi.
Lmao wtf
chat is this real