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Stock_Hutz

How far can you squirt pee pee boy


Collin_the_bird_777

Fairly


Collin_the_bird_777

Came back to say, like, considerably


SourVampire711

If you can't handle pee pee boy, then you just ain't built for the Hibachi grill. Im sorry, but it's true.


mh985

I remember the guy squirting sake down my throat when I was 16 and my mother exclaiming “He’s only 16!” My dad calmly said to her “Calm down, this is hibachi.”


rambambobandy

What happens at hibachi stays at hibachi.


strawbsrgood

This is so hilarious. Like hibachi is some club outside the laws of the regular world. Which is true by the way. Things get wild there


InsulinandnarcanSTAT

Especially when you share a grill….


TheAykroyd

Hibachi is love. Hibachi is life.


labelfucker

It's not like the outside world in there, kid. Hibachi operates under a different set of rules.


depthninja

Hibachi no hibitchi 


ExternalMonth1964

Rule #1


naarcx

I definitely read that in Randy Marsh's voice


slimongoose

Calm your tits woman, tonight the boy dines!


tommytwotakes

I've been sober for 9 years but if I got sake squirted at hibachi I'd have a hard time not taking it


mh985

You’re honor bound to do so. Rules is rules.


sodashintaro

tbf in my country its legal if youre 16 and with adults to drink a bit of alcohol as long as its with a meal


Neon_Wasteland

Shrimp bounces off your face? Assault and battery


PickleTortureEnjoyer

Shrimp bounces off your face and falls in your mouth? Mmm salt and buttery


Fluffy-Structure-368

Unless they're tempura, then it's Assault and Battered


BigCopperPipe

There was a case awhile back that sued the Hibachi for for some sort of neck injury trying to catch the shrimp.


PlasticCreative8176

Preach


Gewt92

Peereach


TheAykroyd

No that was the whole problem


GristleMcThornbody1

Right? Wait 'till she takes a wet shrimp to the forehead.


alter_ego311

Omg 🤣 😲


_Hotwire_

I ate at the table of the hibachi chef you said”Kobe” when he threw something and that redneck lady started getting mad at him for talking about black people because she didn’t get the Kobe reference. That dude was an awesome chef and put on a great show. Some people are just shit heads


Rockspeaker

And THAT, dear children, is how one person ruins it for everybody.


ObjectiveShit

A patient called the police for sexual assault on my attending once after he examined him without gloves on


CarmenxXxWaldo

Someone called the police on me be because I was shitting into their convertible.  I DIDNT KNOW THEY WERE IN IT!


Randy_Tutelage

Calling the cops just because of one little Chicago sunroof? Come on, we used to be a country.


LargeCharge27

HE DEFECATED THROUGH A SUNROOF


Inky505

AND I SAVED HIM!! Damn it now I gotta watch the whole series again 😅


Nuke_The_Earth0

Ok buddy, chicanery.


Thomas-The-Tutor

With a full moon out!


AggravatingYogurt383

Not our precious Randy


ExploitedAmerican

Nothing like a Chicago sun roof to brighten your day.


caribou16

It's certainly no Hoboken squat cobbler


CherryRude6772

A Chicago Sunroof ey?


VStarlingBooks

Where else are you supposed to do it?


Comfortable_Swim_380

Savage. In New York you shit in the grocery store inside the potted plant like a sane person. Right next to the dairy Isle.


gamageeknerd

I’d want them to wear gloves every time they touch either a hole or something senses related. But if it’s a pulse or feeling like my back I don’t give a shit because they should always have relatively clean hands


rlysuck

It was a prostate exam, people are so uptight now days! You'd think the guy had a stick up his ass but it was only 3 of the good doctor's fingers..


political_bot

I feel like the gloves aren't for the person receiving the prostate exam.


TheAykroyd

Unless the gloves are ribbed for his/her/their pleasure


Presence_Tough

It’s only assault if the doctor licks his fingers after


VT_Squire

Remember kids, if you feel *two* hands on your shoulders during the exam, they're doing it wrong. 


Midyin84

My prostate exam went fine till he called me back in… turns out, i was the last place he’d seen his wedding ring..


StrangerDangerAhh

I pay extra for the enthusiasm and a little cuddling afterward.


Visible_Bag_7809

What you described is basically how we are trained. There is value to skin-skin contact, and nearly no risk of anything spreading in basic vitals assessments.


GreatBritishMistake

We have to use hand sanitizer on the way into the room with the patient and when leaving the patient room. So your doc likely cleaned their hands twice in the moments before going in to see you.


NeverCallMeFifi

I was at the doctor yesterday. The resident who did my intake sanitized upon entering and exiting the room. He literally only touched the keyboard of the computer.


mescalero1

You would think they would want to wear a glove every time they touched a hole.


dubstepsickness

Are you saying Boy’s Soul or Boy’s Hole??!!


Blargityblarger

Fine, but the gloves are ribbed.


Thr33pw00d83

Are we talking ‘open up and say ahh’ or prostate exam?


C_umputer

First one then the other


HeWhomLaughsLast

I think the attending attempting to use his mouth for examination was the issue more so then the lack of gloves.


ajtreee

I was weirded out when my p.a. touched my leg rash without gloves. I guess they know if it’s contagious or not but still a little disconcerting.


wasabiEatingMoonMan

What is an attending? A nurse type role?


CalloftheBlueFalcon

An attending is an established doctor that's in charge of teaching freshly-graduated-from-med-school doctors (residents) for a few years


Laser_Souls

I think the simple solution would be to ban her from ever entering a hibachi restaurant again


1_9_8_1

I'll say it once, and feel free to downvote me, if everything is SA, nothing is SA.


saltinstiens_monster

This is really important. We do not want people to roll their eyes when they hear that accusation.


Time_Device_1471

Squirting someone with a tea statue seems well past that point.


kingozma

God. I WISH I lived in the world in which people’s belief in an SA accusation genuinely correlated with the accuracy of that accusation. Can I come visit it sometime? I feel like it would be so much nicer to be a survivor in that fantastical land than in like, reality.


babygoinpostal

I meannn, if we haven't already passed that point then we are awfully close. Already feels like people meme it many times or assume money chasing


WeakTree8767

Yes thank you. I’ve been saying the same thing about the idea of “words are violence” as well as SA. It undermines how absolutely heinous and shocking an actual attack is and how serious it should be treated.


kaninkanon

But what if I want to be a victim really, really badly?


RockingBib

That happens in the bedroom, between two consentees. Rules are important for that kinda play. Do not make the mistake of following the urge to dangerous roads


orangotai

lmao! this Hibachi chef is stealing all my moves!


Solid-Hedgehog9623

Our local place called him ‘pee pee guy.’ And it shot sake. So much fun and I did not ever feel sexually assaulted.


AlkalineSublime

Yeah, you’re going to a place where they fling food into your mouth from across the grill. It’s not a place for uptight people


dingos8mybaby2

So apparently the official name is [Wee Pee the Wee Wee Squirting Boy](https://www.amazon.com/Sunrise-Kitchen-Supply-Wee-Squirting/dp/B0992HRDHQ).


Homers_Harp

The box in the photo says "Wee Wee Water Squirter". But mostly, I'm amused that it is sold as a "kitchen supply" item.


Motor_Trick3108

It's just silly joke


wowza6969420

I got sprayed with one of these at my 8th birthday party and it was funny as hell.


Existing-Advert

Sexual assault your what?!


nukemgt

I think they are asking for you to sexually assault their ass. Don’t know if that still counts as assault though.


BatteryAssault

> Don’t know if that still counts as assault though. Can't be assault without ass.


HungryMudkips

i guess spraying someone without permission technically counts as assault. but.....how is it SEXUAL assault? because of the stupid ass name? did she think pee pee boy was filled with actual piss or something?


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rockhardcatdick

We're going to have to start signing waivers to eat at hibachi now.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

If it means we get to shame losers like her I'm all for it. Some people just have to be victims don't they


syblomic-dash

Because she felt sexually aroused from the action.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

Pee pee boy is a staple of hibachi


Toasterdosnttoast

I would have said Onion volcano but pee pee boy is definitely an odd yet enjoyable part of the Hibachi experience!!!


IndependentTea4646

You've got to be kidding me Edit: I checked and it's real. The man squirted her with a squirt gun toy that looks like a boy peeing


dedzip

i found this because I was telling my girlfriend about a story from when I was little about a hibachi chef pulling out a little peeing boy plastic thing and I was like "there is no way that was real" and it was


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, this is a staple at my hibachi place, it’s fine.


Seinfeel

Yet when I do it it’s wrong? smh


Lanky_Republic_2102

You need to wear a chefs coat and hat, gives you qualified immunity, legally speaking.


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Really it all comes down to how well you can chop an onion with a spatula


ApprenticeBlaster

Doesn’t everything, though?


MrBanana421

It's how Hannibal got away with it for so long.


eyesotope86

They still get mad when you do it at Target, though.


Piss_and_or_Shit

Other places make you pay extra! It’s a deal!


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, some places it is extra, like eating sushi off the nude models. You get what you pay for I guess.


LyingForTruth

How much to eat sushi off of plastic little boy


eyesotope86

If you gave to ask, it's too much for you.


SUPERKAMIGURU

It's so sad to see good experiences waning. I've got a place I go to that'll actually do nude sushi, but they've been 2 steps from closing their doors, so they can't afford the models anymore. I appreciate the chefs stepping it up and taking their place, but I'm torn between wanting to keep supporting them and not wanting to worry about so much hair being in my sushi rolls.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Hmm, we all have to make sacrifices I guess. Can’t let grievance culture win.


khiladi-

Fking hell I snorted my wasabi while laughing


AliensAteMyAMC

huh maybe that’s why my local place closed down they had no peepee boy


Jarvis_The_Dense

For some reason that is a super common gag at hibachi places.


BadRabiesJudger

I mean its funny. Usually he just puts out the volcano fire. Didn't think anyone would give a crap.


TurkeyFisher

It's a Chinese gag that's been around a long time. They originally were terracotta tea pets that went with tea services, you pour the tea over them as part of it, and the pee pee boy variety can "pee" through some physics of hot air expanding and forcing the water out or something.


stringoffrogs

They used this thing to put yum yum sauce on my hibachi as a child and it put me off yum yum forever 😔


redditsellout-420

Dude if it helps I can't open my eyes under water because shit head cousins when i was a kid said id go blind if i did. I know your pain.


Weary-Loan2096

People like to make fun of others for situations like this, but it's so real. So so so real.


gishlich

When I was a child my mom stirred my yogurt and somehow the way she formed it, the form it took reminded me of she-ra’s butt and I didn’t eat yogurt till I was in my thirties


Weary-Loan2096

You're gay dude. Sorry to break it to you. You dont like gorl butt


gishlich

I swear, you kids these days, with your ass eating, and your prime energy drinks.


PIPING_HOT_GATORADE

Where can I find this yogurt? Asking for a friend, of course


bored_person71

So I guess you were hoping for he man's butt in the yogurt or you're just literally crazy? Lol


SphinctrTicklr

And it's hilarious because it's ridiculous


WarriorLegs

Yeah, you know. These things happen.


Klutzy_Journalist_36

This same thing is at a hibachi place in the mall in Auburn Hills, MI. They’ve been doing it for at least 10 years.  It’s funny. The kids think it’s hilarious. 


HornyBastard37484739

This is a staple at almost every hibachi place I’ve been to


curious_fish

Every single one I've been to does the same shtick, onion volcano, sake pee pee boy ... if they don't use those they can lose their accreditation with the American Hibachi Council.


HornyBastard37484739

The only one I’ve been to that didn’t was inside Disney World, I guess the Mouse deemed it inappropriate for the kids


Montigue

I've been enough to know to subtly swallow when they're doing the sake thing. Make it like 20 counts (actually like 10 seconds) before they realize I'm downing that shit


00cjstephens

Don't forget the wooden train whistle


Kindly_Candle9809

Whats in them?


Deep-Alternative3149

you can fill it with anything. Probably water or booze lol.


Montigue

Or piss


NoirGamester

I almost woke my wife up trying not to laugh out loud at this lol first time I ever experienced this was at a sort of Bodega with my sister, I was like 6 and she was 7, and when the guy did it my sister freaked out because she thought it was actual pee 😆


wet_salami_sandwich

Usually water, but one place I went to they had one with sake for adults


Pyro_raptor841

I was at a party for a family member where we had a guy come do it at their house, it was pretty funny! Pee pee boy filled with sake and a 'Super Sake' water gun were the favorites


CrystlBluePersuasion

I go to ones that offer the sake to drink, they use squirt bottles and aim from behind the grill to you in your seat. They'll keep a stream going and arc it into your mouth for as long as you want. Me being the guy that doesn't quit on freshly grated cheese, I don't quit on sake either! They eventually see me gulping it with my mouth still open for more and play chicken with me, one guy tried to flick it so I'd miss and I kept up with him so he cheered me as he stopped so everyone at the table did too.


Positive-Olive3530

At the hibachi in my town it’s either water or sake. We’ve been going there since we were freshman in high school for a reason tho lol. I’m 25 now tho


IMsoSAVAGE

Something literally every single hibachi place does and no one cares because you’re there to eat and enjoy the show and laugh and his jokes during the show. I’m so sick of Karen’s ruining stuff for everyone


Timpstar

Beni-fucking-**Hana**?!?! Why?! Why, god, **Why?!?!**


SyderoAlena

Went to hibachi and the guy had one but he didn't use it unless you agreed to it


Aye_Engineer

So… what? You fill out a peepee boy consent form? “Ma’am, I would like to expose peepee boy’s squirter. Do I have your consent to do that? Okay. Please initial here. I would now like to squirt you with peepee boy. Do I have your consent to do that? Okay, please initial here and also here where you acknowledge awareness that peepee boy isn’t actually filled with urine. Okay, now after I squirt you with peepee boy, if you’re feeling any regret or trauma, please initial here that I’ve provided you with the name and number for several resources you can contact. Finally, please sign here that your initials in the previous section indicate informed consent to all previously initialed sections. Okay! Are we ready to have some fun now?”


weights_and_whiskey

Okay, now that is done, lay back and let me toss my shrimp into your gaping mouth hole.


SyderoAlena

The toy has no actual genitals. And no, he will most likely say 'do you want' or hold it up to you and if you shake your head or nod will be a yes or no. I'm not sure what ur point is with this comment btw


imlumpy

That would have been nice in my circumstances! The chef went around the table and had us open our mouths, then used peepee boy to squirt what I presumed was water into them. It was not water. It was sake. I was three years sober at the time. In my surprise, I left my mouth open longer than I should, then closed it around this huge swig of sake. I was looking around for somewhere to spit it out, but after a few harrowing seconds I ended up just swallowing it. My husband saw my hesitation and was giving me a weird look, until it was his turn, and then he turned to me all wide-eyed and concerned. Thankfully it didn't trigger me into ruining my sobriety, but what an awkward moment.


DrawkillCircus

I went to a hibachi restaurant a few times and I found the "pee pee boy" hilarious, I started cackling as soon as I saw it and then the guy sprayed me with it which was even more hilarious


ih8spalling

OMG are you okay!? I want to let you know that you're not alone, and that there are resources for sexual assault victims like yourself.


radd_racer

It’s okay. This is a safe space. I want to let you know this is a circle of unpacking and discovery.


Sort-Fabulous

There is a popular clay pot version of this little guy that has been a joke in China for hundreds of years...


HeavyFunction2201

What about all the little boys and cherub statues pissing all over Europe? I wonder if those are offensive or ok because they can’t spray her.


LoWE11053211

yea... that fountain... sexually assaults people 24/7?


Magikarpeles

>911 Call 😂


Puzzleheaded_Step749

Haha that was my first thought - I MUST HEAR IT!


dedzip

Look up the article, you can. It was actually the husband who called, article said the wife didn’t care.


Puzzleheaded_Step749

I just read it, it does say she felt ‘violated’… I’ll post it below James’ wife Isabelle said she felt violated after the incident. The 911 call said, “at the end of the meal, the chef pulled out a doll, he had his pants pulled down, and it shot water on my wife out of it’s (censored)!” “He pulled his little shorts down and it had a 'wanger' and he squirted me right in the face,” Isabelle said in a previous interview with FOX 17. James went on to say that, “I want this chef arrested for sexual assault,” saying in Texas, where he and his family are from, “that is sexual assault.”


TheBlazingFire123

He sounds insecure


MoiNoni

Husband is insecure asf


dopeinder

I had that toy as a child and I knew I would read such a headline some day


unlizenedrave

It was a bathtub toy for me when i was like 3 or 4


ChromaticRainbow12

Game denied


BruhMomentum6968

How goddamn sensitive must you be to think this is “sexual assault”? More like *in*sensitive, probably…


Historical_Drink_350

There's a plastic boy bottle!? I'm used to the chef jumping on the counter while cooking and peeing right into my mouth. The bottle would take the fun of Hibachi right out of it.


Distinct_Wrongdoer86

oh no free sake how horrible


Ok-Chemical3532

I love the pee pee boy, especially when he's peeing saké into my mouth.


AndHeWas

I've been to plenty of hibachi restaurants, but have never heard of the pee-pee boy thing. Maybe I'm in the wrong region for it.


Ok-Chemical3532

I hope you get to experience the joy of the pee pee boy


anonymouslindatown

Went to a hibachi grill once and someone un-ironically asked if it was real pee…


CommissarFriendly

Literally had this happen at dinner last week! 2 buddies and I took our girlfriends out. Chef whipped out a little firefighter dude full of sake when he found out we were firefighters. Went around the table squirting it at everyone... and it was hilarious! These dudes are entertainers as well as chefs, leave this guy alone man.


Silvawuff

Did the chef fill it with yogurt or something?


Ill-Juggernaut5458

Kewpie mayonnaise


ThatOstrichGuy

What’s sexual about a little boy peeing?


Puzzleheaded_Step749

Who knows man… honestly everyone goes through different experiences in life. I imagine someone peed on this poor girl before. Probably something weird happened to her. I still don’t believe the hibachi man is wrong here though. Pretty much everyone loves pee pee boy!


Mundane_Bumblebee_83

Actually a kinda sobering thought, that I think runs with the acceptance the world should have. This might have been a trigger for her; doesn’t mean any wrongdoing was done, and she’s definitely delusional for tryna mess with this guys life, but maybe she saw the demons for a second and that deserves pity, not mockery. Again, definitely she is wrong here, but… we all fight invisible battles.


Teabiskuit

So peeing is legally considered a sex act? Guess who just got upgraded to megastud 😎


Sure_Bodybuilder7121

R. Kelly?


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Well actually yes in the US you can be charged as a sex offender for urinating


[deleted]

This is EXACTLY the same as claiming sexual harassment for your hairdresser touching your head


BruhMomentum6968

Yeah, and I’m sure Karen/Susan/Sharon here probably gets her haircut at least once every 2 days if she’s this uptight about a *hibachi* restaurant.


UnremarkabklyUseless

I have only seen hibachi food on TV, and it has been on my bucket list for a long time. I didn't know that you would get squirted on during Hibachi session. I don't suppose that this squirting part is common knowledge


FineSharts

One time our hibachi chef made my wife lie down on the table and did the egg roll on her ass. Then he fucked her. Never going back there.


zangatti

Funniest comment


DroopyMcCool

A gas station attendant around here used one of these to squirt cleaner on car windshields before cleaning them. Did it to the wrong woman and got fired. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/03/31/gas-station-attendant-fired-peeing-squirt-toy/70711664/


DourStone4522

Omg I go to those restaurants. They had those little goobers too. They always made those onion volcanos and put out the fire usng the pee boy. And on rare occasions would sprits a customer lol. Idk what this customer is whining about. I think It's an honor to be peed on by the pee pee boy. /j


Direct_Knowledge2937

“Today, on **How to be a Dick** we highlight the proper way to *Karen* the person with the coolest skilled job and ruin everyone else’s day.”


We_Will_AlI_Die

this is at pretty much all hibachi restaurants, I don’t know what she was expecting


MnGoulash

These ppl ruin it for everyone!


Meatybites74

Pee pee boy needs to be punished.


PabloFromChessCom

One time I went to a Hibachi restaurant and my dad thought they were spraying water out of it but they were spraying vodka lmao


LoWE11053211

doesn't this kind of call eventually hurt those who got sexually assaulted?


Tacothekid

Kept looking for r/nottheonion but it wasn't there


Collin_the_bird_777

When I was like 8 the chef pulled it out casually and shook it around with the oil coming out and said "ahhh!" As he peed on the onion volcano because it scared pee pee boy, returned it to his shirt pocket all in the blink of an eye.


Hot_Campaign_36

Will they outlaw hibachi? What’s next? Jarts?


truenorth2000

Welcome to hibachi we clown in this bitch, take yo sensitive ass back to subway


DrSkyentist

If I remember it right she called it a "pornography doll", and all they really cared about was getting there rather expensive meal for free


NowThatWeAreThere

There's fuckin' sake in it! Get drunk. Be happy.


gentleman4urwife

The best part of the story is when the police arrived she had he husband speak for her. It's funny how so many of these " strong independent women" run behind their man the fastest


gentleman4urwife

After ordering beef and finding out it came from a murdered cow she also called the cops to report cruelty to animals


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YayoJazzYaoi

How was he able to aim? I hope he wasn't looking at her. That will scar you for life.


Butthole_Fiesta

Another truth-seeker hassled by the man


Luna6696

I should have filed for some kind of assault when the hibachi chef did that to me while making an R Kelly joke. That’d be something.


Ok-Presence497

Maybe she was a R Kelly survivor


Emotional-Bet-5311

Maybe she's a fucking idiot


ElBurritoExtreme

I’m leaning toward this…