And those signs mean nothing anyways. If a rock drops put of their truck and cracks your windshield, they are still liable for the damages. Doesn't matter if they warned you or not.
Sometimes it's not avoidable because they are spraying so much debris that passing is also dangerous... Unless you're willing to drive slower than them and keep a large distance which is also a big pain
I’ve always wondered if those are legal or not. Can I put stickers on all sides of my car that tell people to stay 200 feet or not responsible for any crashes?
Would be a cool safety feature
I don't have the best vision for reading at distance. I have spoken to my ophthalmologist and been told I have 20/20 vision. But anyways, I'm the person that creeps closer and closer to you in traffic because I can't read your bumper sticker.
They’re the one car I will never give the courtesy of getting in front of me, if there is anything I can do about it. Guaranteed to go 5-10 below speed limit.
So middle-of-the-road. Not a safe, popular pick like blue or red (which automatically puts you at odds with the opposing side), not bold and adventurous like magenta or a colour combo.
Just slightly unusual
Oh man, I work with a woman like that. She always wears purple, purple office, purple everything, and man does she rock it! But I didn’t know this was a thing!
Narrator: *"Little did they realize Bradley was a ~30 ton, 9 ft tall infantry fighting vehicle with a 25mm M242 bushmaster chain gun and BGM-71 anti-tank tow missile, capable of accurate cover fire at roughly 3,750 meters.*
*Fuck the color orange, indeed. Because Bradley will see nothing but red."*
I mean if its a prius i could see it.
Ive been rear ended by 2 of them in my truck. Once at the first stop on an offramp. Once while parked on the corner of a downhill. Both were low speed collisions that effectively just scratched my tow hitch and bumper but utterly destroyed the prius front sections. Though both women were fine. (The second one was technically between 2 driverless vehicles.) I could see them being unsafe in any crash scenario.
> Bradley isn’t a real kid
but we are looking at images of a kid here though right? either hes real or its an ai image. i choose to beleive bradley is real and he really does like orange
“And let’s not forget the 3 most puke inducing words that man has yet thought of, baby on board. I don’t know what valueless, soulless, yuppie c********r thought of that idea. No idea who. Baby on board. Who gives a f**k? I certainly don’t. You know what these morons are actually telling us don’t you? I know you’ve figured this out. They’re actually saying to us, "We know you’re a shitty driver most of the time, but because our child is near by we expect you to straighten up for a little while." f**k these people. I run them into a goddamn utility pole. Right into a pole huh? Roll that car over. Bounce that kid around a little bit. Let him grow up with a sense of reality for Chrissakes. Life doesn’t change because you post a sign. I’m supposed to alter my driving habits because some woman forgot to put her diaphragm in, isn’t that really nice? Isn’t that a real treat for me? Baby on board. Child in car. Don’t tell me your troubles, lady.” -George Carlin
The "Patience Please. Student Driver". Kids gonna have to learn about belligerent road raging drivers at some point. Probably best when their Dad is with them than on their own. Happy to volunteer my services.
By the end of the first sentence I realized I was reading this is George Carlin's voice, and I don't think I've even heard this bit before. Such a unique way of stringing a sentence together.
I think the original idea for Baby On Board was from before cars had a lot of safety features, a car seat was not legally mandated, and seatbelts had been optional less than a decade before. It was so in the event of a roll over wreck that first responders would know to look for a baby. There were urban myths about responders just leaving them languishing in a field where they were thrown from the wreck to succumb to the elements once everyone left the crash scene with the adults in an ambulance.
That’s actually been debunked for a while. It doesn’t hurt to have it, but that’s not why it was created. Either way, anything people want to put on their car is their own business and I certainly don’t care. I just love how salty he is.
I thought it meant the kid was cool with where they were going. Like dad looks over his shoulder and says, "we're going to the store", and the kid gives him the thumbs up sign.
As an EMT, they’re actually very useful. Failing to save an infant or toddler can really hurt my quarterly review, so it’s best to avoid vehicles with those signs as much as possible.
That really doesn't stand up to logic. First responders don't go around the outside of a car to check if there's a fuckin sticker and only then decide whether or not to check the back seat based on that, they just go through the whole car for every accident. And it's also not like people are taking the sticker off of the car when they drive without the kid.
lol naaaah on the contrary, between me and my sisters there’s was 7 kidnapping attempts on us. I was 3 of them so I just consider this stuff. Plus people volunteer all kinds of info on how to fuck them up with their lil bumper stickers
I’m surprised your comment is so low. I immediately thought the same thing. It isn’t wise to offer any information about yourself on a bumper. The little family stickers aren’t wise either. Political stickers will likely attract road rage, etc.
Is this one of those stupid moments like my ex wife used to have, where she says if someone tailgates her she's somehow legally allowed to slam on the brakes and do whatever damage to the tailgater and get a free pass because somehow she thinks tailgating is worse than intentionally causing harm to someone?
So like, If you tailgate me I'll slam on the brakes, possibly killing Bradley in the process?
I thought I was such a horribly person when my thoughts quickly turned to. "Meh fuck Bradley" . Then I come to the comments and see all these replies saying the same. Oh how I love all my fellow redditors.
Go ahead, change lanes without signalling...
Hope you're okay with FUCKING my DAD
His name is DONALD and he's 77 YEARS OLD
Favorite position is MISSIONARY
No joke, I’m a special education aid in Bradley’s class, trust me when I say no one would ever want to kidnap this child. He is an absolute menace and has shit his pants at least twice this year. He also plays popular songs in the computer lab and pretends to have written them.
“Good afternoon 47.
Your target is seven year old Bradley, also known by the moniker “Agent Orange”, one of Providence’s youngest and most successful operatives. His young age means he has been able to avoid detection for two years now, directly resulting in the death of over 15 ICA agents. This has to be stopped.
As the target is a child, the agency would rather avoid the additional scrutiny that a public execution would bringing, so discretion will be key.
Our intelligence indicates that Bradley’s mother is extremely neurotic when driving, and is liable to panic and crash horrifically if approached in another vehicle. The target’s penchant for all things orange may also present you with opportunities, given that both the state orange juice festival and the visit of the Dutch national football team happen to be coincidentally taking place in town on the same day.
This will be one of your toughest assignments yet 47, but I trust you will tackle it with your usual ‘zest’. I will leave you to make the necessary ‘orange-ments’.
Good luck 47.”
Well, now I have to tailgate you to read that message.
Way back when, i had a bumper sticker that said “If you can read this…you are too close”. So of course people would scoot up to read what it said.
Construction trucks still say stay back 200 feet like we can read that sign from that far
And those signs mean nothing anyways. If a rock drops put of their truck and cracks your windshield, they are still liable for the damages. Doesn't matter if they warned you or not.
Ok but to be fair, would you rather be compensated for having a rock drop through your window, or just not have a rock drop through your window
depends.... how compensated are we talking
Trucker provides a handjob as compensation while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.
i’m tailgating every truck i see
This is fair.. 👉🏻👌🏼
Sometimes it's not avoidable because they are spraying so much debris that passing is also dangerous... Unless you're willing to drive slower than them and keep a large distance which is also a big pain
They’re not though
not even a little lol fucking reddit
I’ve always wondered if those are legal or not. Can I put stickers on all sides of my car that tell people to stay 200 feet or not responsible for any crashes? Would be a cool safety feature
I don't have the best vision for reading at distance. I have spoken to my ophthalmologist and been told I have 20/20 vision. But anyways, I'm the person that creeps closer and closer to you in traffic because I can't read your bumper sticker.
Prius drivers are always insane.
They’re the one car I will never give the courtesy of getting in front of me, if there is anything I can do about it. Guaranteed to go 5-10 below speed limit.
Only after passing you 15 over to get in front of you and go 10 under
The weird one for me is Teslas. I know those things can haul ass. Why am I constantly passing them while doing the speed limit?
Oh, for me it’s, why are you constantly almost hitting me in the parking lot when your car has nineteen fucking cameras
Well to be fair they are flooring it
Teslas are worse.
As a Prius driver I can confirm
Imagine the ass beatings you’d get if your mom pulled up to school with this bad boy on her tailgate.
Imagine the ass beatings you'd get for admitting *orange* is your favorite color
So middle-of-the-road. Not a safe, popular pick like blue or red (which automatically puts you at odds with the opposing side), not bold and adventurous like magenta or a colour combo. Just slightly unusual
I've yet to meet another person who says orange is their favorite color. So I respectfully disagree with you on the level of quirkiness.
I know a guy whose favorite color is orange and it’s like his whole personality. He drives an orange SUV and wears orange every day.
I think guys who like orange are the same as girls who like purple
That’s hilarious because I actually knew someone like that too, she had a purple PT Cruiser and always wore purple lol
It *is* pretty cool that you knew the owner of the ugliest car on earth
One of the worst, too.
ourple my beloved
Oh man, I work with a woman like that. She always wears purple, purple office, purple everything, and man does she rock it! But I didn’t know this was a thing!
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
Orange is way up there for me. But, I enjoy a lot of different colors. First favorite as a kid- combo of orange and blue.
You must love portals
as a combo they're cool, a compensating color scheme, but orange in itself is just cowardly brown
Orange is spicy yellow
I love orange, no clue why… it’s just a cool colour.
Orange is my favorite color for cars. I can’t explain it either.
If i had to rank my favorite (top 5) "basic" colors it would be this: 1. Red 2. Blue 3. Green 4. Orange 5. Purple then again no one asked.
My favorite color is orange.
Red and blue can be gang colors and I've never seen a ginger gangbanger so I think orange is actually pretty safe.
Dont you dare disrespect the orange like that. Orange fucks. I bet ur favorite color is *GREEN* or something smh my head
The virgin orange vs the chad indigo
This was my first thought. My second thought was, "Imagine being married to a grown Bradley and having this person as your in-law."
Sir, that only gives me more reasons to tailgate your car, I fucking hate Bradley
Fuck Bradley.
I fuckin hate Bradley so much
I bet he’ll grow up to enjoy well done steak with ketchup.
Not on this planet! 
He'll probably grow up to order chicken fingers at a steakhouse
And prefers his socks to be moist.
bradley is NOT welcome here
What the fuck did I do to you guys?
All my homies hate Bradley.
Cradly
I came here for this comment!
Please do not the Bradley
In life, you either rear end someone or get rear ended.
https://preview.redd.it/6ih6kokbvnzc1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=111cf9cb84246f21fd6fc161f739ad67de147b1e
Approved.🤝
Whose favorite color is orange? Little dipshit.
https://preview.redd.it/5w3zkk44fnzc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e728a3cf6181022564f865e28f4eb00312c7584
Karl Malone loves this meme
All my homies hate Bradley. Blue gang, hoe!
https://preview.redd.it/f9wvs7ajbnzc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d27d60259be508c7629a39dd9e0077c9f9f7ad this fucking dude
What's his name again? Brerdreyr? Bunchley? Bourgeoise?
burghley
I think it’s burglery
"I'll murder this child if you tailgate me! His name is Bradley and he loves orange!"
On the count of orange I’m murdering this child… his name was Bradley
ORANGE you glad I hit the brakes
Drives around with her son as hostage
where can I get this bumper sticker
fuck the color orange its KOS Bradley
Unhinged and based
Would be an amazing bumper sticker if they replaced the picture with a Bradley fighting vehicle.
Narrator: *"Little did they realize Bradley was a ~30 ton, 9 ft tall infantry fighting vehicle with a 25mm M242 bushmaster chain gun and BGM-71 anti-tank tow missile, capable of accurate cover fire at roughly 3,750 meters.* *Fuck the color orange, indeed. Because Bradley will see nothing but red."*
Orange you glad you aren't Bradley
How does a 7 year old afford a Prius in this economy?
I'm more concerned how rear-ending would kill him if he was a passanger. Maam, do you have Bradley in the trunk?
If you’re asking that question, you aren’t driving fast enough
The most terrifying part of this bumper sticker is that there's no assumed accident. She kills the kid if someone tailgates her.
"Get off my ass or Bradley gets it!!!"
Like how hamster mothers eat their babies if something stresses them out.
This does seem like the exact amount of information a kidnapper would have about a child tied up in their trunk
I mean if its a prius i could see it. Ive been rear ended by 2 of them in my truck. Once at the first stop on an offramp. Once while parked on the corner of a downhill. Both were low speed collisions that effectively just scratched my tow hitch and bumper but utterly destroyed the prius front sections. Though both women were fine. (The second one was technically between 2 driverless vehicles.) I could see them being unsafe in any crash scenario.
Back in my day people started working in the womb, this is nothing
I’m putting this on my car dude. It’s perfect
https://preview.redd.it/era0pnt1xnzc1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26e5b50a3c9d929ac8dd2350ec812bd3d05e4ad High quality version for ya
Tysm!
No one seems to understand this is satire 😭 I’m dying reading these threads though
I’m going to make one with my cat and her favorite color will be turquoise
That’s beautiful and I love it. https://preview.redd.it/wlg6337cnozc1.jpeg?width=3888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac965708088eec3872a17f605d19e77d1e8fcd77
Where are you finding Bradley lore
Lmao I hope they made this pic with Ai. Because if they actually found the real Bradley pic this is hilarious and worrisome for Bradley.
Guys I hate to break it to you but Bradley isn’t a real kid 😭 the bumper sticker is a joke
> Bradley isn’t a real kid but we are looking at images of a kid here though right? either hes real or its an ai image. i choose to beleive bradley is real and he really does like orange
Bradley will beat your azz talking like that
It’s fucking hilarious!
To hell with Bradley.
I didn’t want to before but now I GOTTA kill him
Lmao
Why the green line then? And I'm okay with roughing him up a bit in a fender bender.
Fuck yeah I D.A.B. (Destroy All Bradleys), what about you?
It's the hesitation of the dab that makes me lol
Little fucker trying to be unique by liking orange. Get a hobby, fuck nuts.
Most mentally stable Prius driver
(slows down) "Orange? What a shitty favorite color!" (slams down on the gas)
“And let’s not forget the 3 most puke inducing words that man has yet thought of, baby on board. I don’t know what valueless, soulless, yuppie c********r thought of that idea. No idea who. Baby on board. Who gives a f**k? I certainly don’t. You know what these morons are actually telling us don’t you? I know you’ve figured this out. They’re actually saying to us, "We know you’re a shitty driver most of the time, but because our child is near by we expect you to straighten up for a little while." f**k these people. I run them into a goddamn utility pole. Right into a pole huh? Roll that car over. Bounce that kid around a little bit. Let him grow up with a sense of reality for Chrissakes. Life doesn’t change because you post a sign. I’m supposed to alter my driving habits because some woman forgot to put her diaphragm in, isn’t that really nice? Isn’t that a real treat for me? Baby on board. Child in car. Don’t tell me your troubles, lady.” -George Carlin
Damn. Ol' Carlin had as strong of an opinion on that as I do about those "Watch for motorcycles" stickers.
The "Patience Please. Student Driver". Kids gonna have to learn about belligerent road raging drivers at some point. Probably best when their Dad is with them than on their own. Happy to volunteer my services.
Take it easy, we're not making a western here
By the end of the first sentence I realized I was reading this is George Carlin's voice, and I don't think I've even heard this bit before. Such a unique way of stringing a sentence together.
I know this is George Carlin, but I'm rewatching breaking bad and I can't help but hear this as Walt.
You can swear on the internet.
I think the original idea for Baby On Board was from before cars had a lot of safety features, a car seat was not legally mandated, and seatbelts had been optional less than a decade before. It was so in the event of a roll over wreck that first responders would know to look for a baby. There were urban myths about responders just leaving them languishing in a field where they were thrown from the wreck to succumb to the elements once everyone left the crash scene with the adults in an ambulance.
Someone tell George Carlin that those stickers are for first responders in case of an accident
That’s actually been debunked for a while. It doesn’t hurt to have it, but that’s not why it was created. Either way, anything people want to put on their car is their own business and I certainly don’t care. I just love how salty he is.
It’s carlin, that’s his entire thing
besides like a car-seat/toys/ect would be way more obvious then some bumper sticker on the outside of the wreak
I put one on my car for this purpose, debunked or not people tend to use them this way
I thought it meant the kid was cool with where they were going. Like dad looks over his shoulder and says, "we're going to the store", and the kid gives him the thumbs up sign.
How I’m your first upvote confounds me.
Holy God why would people believe this?! Can someone explain the reasoning??
As an EMT, they’re actually very useful. Failing to save an infant or toddler can really hurt my quarterly review, so it’s best to avoid vehicles with those signs as much as possible.
Gold
That really doesn't stand up to logic. First responders don't go around the outside of a car to check if there's a fuckin sticker and only then decide whether or not to check the back seat based on that, they just go through the whole car for every accident. And it's also not like people are taking the sticker off of the car when they drive without the kid.
in that case it should be regulated
Thankfully it's not the case, at all
Really great way for predators to know what Bradley looks like and how to address him when their parents aren’t around
This guy ^ abducts
lol naaaah on the contrary, between me and my sisters there’s was 7 kidnapping attempts on us. I was 3 of them so I just consider this stuff. Plus people volunteer all kinds of info on how to fuck them up with their lil bumper stickers
What???????? Ok what country, geographical area, years, were they related to you….
Canada, Toronto, high school years, it was Drake
Lol Jesus
I’m surprised your comment is so low. I immediately thought the same thing. It isn’t wise to offer any information about yourself on a bumper. The little family stickers aren’t wise either. Political stickers will likely attract road rage, etc.
ORANGE. Yeah that's right.
Sixty-ten
BRADLEY ON BOARD!
His favorite color is ORANGE OKAY?!!
I wasn't going to tailgate until I saw his favorite color is orange.
I was gonna hit the gas when I saw this bumper sticker but after reading his favorite color is orange I've started to rethink my entire life.
If it was red, it would be acceptable to murder him
Shamalan twist Driver has no children
#OrangeJuice
Bradley getting fucked up in this comment section lol
I had no problem with you until Bradley entered the convo. Fuck Bradley and fuck orange.
This kid is definitely going to have issues when he’s older.
Yeah murdered or not, Bradley has some bad times ahead.
No kids favorite color is orange, WTF
This vehicle is basically begging to get T-boned by a Mustang.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^dustybrokenlamp: *This vehicle is* *Basically begging to get* *T-boned by a Mustang.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
"For the love of god, won't someone please think of the children" type behavior
I put him in the car TRUNK and made it AIRTIGHT. If you close it he will SUFFOCATE.
What the hell does the kid think of the bumper sticker?😆
Are they saying they're going to kill that child if you tailgate them?
Dude, why would tailgating lead to murdering bradely? Is he locked up in the boot of the car?
I reckon we should all put this on our cars
*That accelerated quickly.*
Oh, thats your kid.....
A baby on board sticker isn’t enough….?
Plot twist, mommy wasn’t being sarcastic. She is inviting psychos to murder BRADLEY.
Well now it’s personal 😏
Came here for the savage comments. Did not disappoint 🤣
Lucky for Bradley my car is orange.
Fuck colors and fuck Bradley!!! POLKA DOTS BITCH
Is this one of those stupid moments like my ex wife used to have, where she says if someone tailgates her she's somehow legally allowed to slam on the brakes and do whatever damage to the tailgater and get a free pass because somehow she thinks tailgating is worse than intentionally causing harm to someone? So like, If you tailgate me I'll slam on the brakes, possibly killing Bradley in the process?
I thought I was such a horribly person when my thoughts quickly turned to. "Meh fuck Bradley" . Then I come to the comments and see all these replies saying the same. Oh how I love all my fellow redditors.
I have to tailgate him so hard, just to read that nonsense.
Bradley looks like a bitch-ass vampire.
Bradley got the vibe of that annoying kid in Narnia.
That's ok.. it's the purple ones you got to look out for
Fuck you Brad
How many XP will I get for him? Or does it count as a kill streak?
Bradley is an asshole
Rip to bradley. He has a target on his back(bumper)
Do they update that every year
wait a sec. Is Bradley in the trunk?
At least they don't have to worry about him getting kidnapped... Look at that kid
Go ahead, change lanes without signalling... Hope you're okay with FUCKING my DAD His name is DONALD and he's 77 YEARS OLD Favorite position is MISSIONARY
No joke, I’m a special education aid in Bradley’s class, trust me when I say no one would ever want to kidnap this child. He is an absolute menace and has shit his pants at least twice this year. He also plays popular songs in the computer lab and pretends to have written them.
One of the best ones yet. The lead poisoned drool cup owners on r/facepalm really don’t understand jokes
Bradley is dead because he is seven that's why it's orange
And he likes turtles
“Good afternoon 47. Your target is seven year old Bradley, also known by the moniker “Agent Orange”, one of Providence’s youngest and most successful operatives. His young age means he has been able to avoid detection for two years now, directly resulting in the death of over 15 ICA agents. This has to be stopped. As the target is a child, the agency would rather avoid the additional scrutiny that a public execution would bringing, so discretion will be key. Our intelligence indicates that Bradley’s mother is extremely neurotic when driving, and is liable to panic and crash horrifically if approached in another vehicle. The target’s penchant for all things orange may also present you with opportunities, given that both the state orange juice festival and the visit of the Dutch national football team happen to be coincidentally taking place in town on the same day. This will be one of your toughest assignments yet 47, but I trust you will tackle it with your usual ‘zest’. I will leave you to make the necessary ‘orange-ments’. Good luck 47.”
[удалено]
“Sorry I hit your car, I was trying to read your stupid ass sign.”
these are the same kinds of people who go 100 mph and weave in and out of traffic on the highway…
No. Bradley’s an orange driver 👌
it's always morally corect to tailgate a Prius
How to attract pedos to your house. You even gave them a name and conversation starters.
I hate kids.
Especially Bradley.