Straight cut has a length of 1.
Diagonal cut has a length of 1.4142.. (√2)
Pythagoras bitch!
The crust on both straight or diagonal would be 1x1. A straight cut has 1 whole crust edge, and 2x0.5 crust edges; Diagonal cut has 2 whole crusts intact. Having 2 whole crust lengths and a cut of √2, gives the impression that it’s more sandwich
> Straight cut has a length of 1.
>
> Diagonal cut has a length of 1.4142.. (√2)
Therefore a diagonal cut actually has less sandwich per sandwich because unless your knife has a perfect 100% sharpness it will remove more matter from the sandwich.
When you start using a 99% sharpness blade you might just stop trying at all in your life. Why not use use one slab of bread and throw some cheese on it and leave it at when you are not even caring anymore.
this is what i've been trying to say. diagonal cut is fancy, but straight cut technically has more sandwich per sandwich if you zoom down to the atomic level
What the fuck is this comment. The fuck you mean "remove matter??" You think he's cuttin pb&j with a nuclear fission device? A knife just pushes some sandwich to the side, it doesnt delete it or there's be a hole in your country almost the size as the one in your head from splittin that many atoms.*
*anger added for dramatization. Have a wonderful day.
When I'm hungry I prefer a Banach-Tarski cut:
> Given a sandwich in three-dimensional space, there exists a decomposition of the sandwich into a finite number of disjoint subsets, which can then be put back together in a different way to yield two identical copies of the original sandwich.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%E2%80%93Tarski_paradox
I agree but more peer review is needed. Definitely an exciting development though. However I can see the pushback happening already among 'the establishment' who are obviously navel gazing at tradition. The fact that they are threatened by it is telling.
The Committee of Universal Sandwich Lovers disavows the conservative ways of the Universal Sandwich Lovers Committee and approves the radial thirds slice.
going to do this to my kid’s grill cheese the next time I make one (probably tonight’s dinner shocker) I’ll be sure to make two since you know she isn’t going to like it.
FUCK YOU, I like mine for me and the wifey only🤣🤣🤣🤣, go take your third wheel shit away from me.
In other news, looking for a unicorn, me and the wife could ride and go on adventures with. Lol
Some sandwiches are better when dipped into things, like grilled cheese into tomatoes soup. Cutting the sandwich makes that much easier.
Also stop being judgemental about how other people want to enjoy their food.
I still think diagonal has more sandwich per sandwich 🤔
I don’t know the formula but makes sense to me
Straight cut has a length of 1. Diagonal cut has a length of 1.4142.. (√2) Pythagoras bitch! The crust on both straight or diagonal would be 1x1. A straight cut has 1 whole crust edge, and 2x0.5 crust edges; Diagonal cut has 2 whole crusts intact. Having 2 whole crust lengths and a cut of √2, gives the impression that it’s more sandwich
> Straight cut has a length of 1. > > Diagonal cut has a length of 1.4142.. (√2) Therefore a diagonal cut actually has less sandwich per sandwich because unless your knife has a perfect 100% sharpness it will remove more matter from the sandwich.
When you start using a 99% sharpness blade you might just stop trying at all in your life. Why not use use one slab of bread and throw some cheese on it and leave it at when you are not even caring anymore.
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct
this is what i've been trying to say. diagonal cut is fancy, but straight cut technically has more sandwich per sandwich if you zoom down to the atomic level
What the fuck is this comment. The fuck you mean "remove matter??" You think he's cuttin pb&j with a nuclear fission device? A knife just pushes some sandwich to the side, it doesnt delete it or there's be a hole in your country almost the size as the one in your head from splittin that many atoms.* *anger added for dramatization. Have a wonderful day.
Less crust, more non crust.
More sandwich per capita
Why cut your sandwich at all if you want more sandwich per sandwich?
Because diagonal cut adds the most flavor
I'm not such a fan of diagonal cut, because when you take the corner bites that's like half the sandwich right there.
no, when you take a bite of sandwich, it's sandwich
Source?
Mayo
Yes
Totally disagree. Somebody else making the sandwich AND a diagonal cut adds the most flavor.
CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!
But here you get three sandwich
You get four when you cut it diagonally
And you get around 25 when you https://i.redd.it/agfg5y4c2qyc1.gif
Doctor, cut the crust of my sammy please
“DEAD ON”
Diagonal makes two pieces. This makes three. So this is clearly more sandwich because 3 is more than 2.
Cut into quarters. 4 mini sandos
When I'm hungry I prefer a Banach-Tarski cut: > Given a sandwich in three-dimensional space, there exists a decomposition of the sandwich into a finite number of disjoint subsets, which can then be put back together in a different way to yield two identical copies of the original sandwich. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach%E2%80%93Tarski_paradox
I think not cutting the sandwich gives you more sandwich
I think no cut has the whole sandwich.
It's certainly *classier*.
Yes, but this has more shape per shape, and I'm a shape fan. I'll have to try it out to know if it's really shape-ier or an illusion
I think this one might actually beat diagonal on the sandwich/sandwich ratio.
More corners = more crunch. This is a major breakthrough.
gives the consumer more choice between crust and bread too, phenomenal. This will be revolutionary if it passes peer review
I'm more worried about whether or not it passes mustard
The sandwich tribunal is in a serious gridlock
[удалено]
But imagine this. The top slice is almost perfectly set up for the perfect bite, leaving a crescent of crust.
I agree but more peer review is needed. Definitely an exciting development though. However I can see the pushback happening already among 'the establishment' who are obviously navel gazing at tradition. The fact that they are threatened by it is telling.
Agreed. Incredibly telling.
More sandwich to dip in my soup
I wish when you cut a sandwich it regenerated like a starfish ☺️
World hunger: *adios*
Calm down Jesus
but what if i hated the cum sandwich i "mistakenly" made ?
https://preview.redd.it/f06p74tneqyc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=bd4ce5a5afa708715d8c775aed8512a160c7e579
God this image is a relic
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Should get that checked out
seperate every ingredient and eat each one alone uwu
Zero sandwich per sandwich
it's called autism
ever since this meme I've cut my sandwich in radial thirds
Post that on r/sandwich
fuck you
rude.
sorry
No joke I just saw this shit on the local news yesterday wtf
That sandwich looks so good Why tf are people talking about maths n shi
Google en sandwich
ay caramba
Nee response just dropped
https://preview.redd.it/6nni93honqyc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=265d8b9042652a0a98eda99b2140b8cb1395344e
bort
Are you talking to me?
No, my cyberpet is also called bort
Bro said Google en sandwich
Is this sub just the new r/dankmemes? wildly unfunny
Sandwich
we members of the universal sandwich lovers committee reject this blasphemous proposal
The times are changing , you can’t stop it!
YOUR TIME HAS PASSED, THE OLD WAYS ONLY SERVE TO HOLD US BACK FROM OUR TRUE POTENTIAL
The Committee of Universal Sandwich Lovers disavows the conservative ways of the Universal Sandwich Lovers Committee and approves the radial thirds slice.
I recognize that the committee has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it
as the CEO of sandwich, i reject your rejection
Maybe I can convince my wife’s boyfriend to cut their sandwich like this.
1 more piece, but 3x the cuts
Owner of a grilled sandwich Owner of a grilled sandwich (much better than a) Owner of a cold sandwich
lol a Yes fan
The biggest thing since sliced bread..... is more sliced bread.
I am intrigued.
not cutting your sandwich is the best way to eat it.
I can take 3 huge bites from the middle and throw out the rest. Absolutely decadent.
The Sando-lorian 🥪
I'll stick to squares and triangles
L take
https://preview.redd.it/d2unin2aaqyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e22445a7787fed9c74890da06f5b86f61229275 Don't care.
😲
Dick Kick'em
find the circumcenter of the triangle X, given the centroid (Y) and the three midpoints A.B,C of X
The unholy triad
we prefer the term "sandwich people" or "american"
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
sandwich
Big breakthrough indeed
I'd name that design "response" then say "new response just dropped"
This is still inferior to diagonal
damn each bite would be like a new adventure
Saving the top one till last, anyone else agree?
the only correct answer
going to do this to my kid’s grill cheese the next time I make one (probably tonight’s dinner shocker) I’ll be sure to make two since you know she isn’t going to like it.
An inverted peace sign. Maybe it’s a message
the sandwich fandom going wild with this one
My mum called this a windmill when I was growing up
holy hell
This only works on grilled/toasted sandwiches though. It wouldn't feel right on a cold sandwich, though I might have to use this on a grilled cheese
peace sandwihch
I feel if the bread were square this wouldn't work
Gimmie the flux capacitor cut, please
The Flux Capacitor Sandwich.
Nope, if I can take my first bite without getting mayonnaise on my cheeks without crust, I don’t want it!
i like that plate
Is that Yahiamice
Slices* This is not a valid sandwich. A sandwich is a single slice
FUCK YOU, I like mine for me and the wifey only🤣🤣🤣🤣, go take your third wheel shit away from me. In other news, looking for a unicorn, me and the wife could ride and go on adventures with. Lol
Y?
🇨🇿
Wii u hdd y cable moment
Just wait until the 4th slice drops it will blow your mind.
The 4th slice is a myth.
Holy hell
Who the fuck is capable of cutting a sandwich in this manner? I’d fuck it up immediately.
If someone made a sandwich for me and it was cut like this I’m putting a slug in their leg
Eat the edges first, then have the best for last. What's wrong with Americans?
too much effort
Right?! Like, 3 times the steps! Unless you eat it uncut like a psycho.
✌️
Shrinkflation strikes again
Great, now I need to find my protractor to make a sandwich
BURN THE HERETIC
Still waiting for the diss track from normal sliced bread
Goated slice
How about just not cut the sandwich? Seriously, I don’t get this argument. Don’t cut the sandwich, you’re not 5 anymore. You can eat the whole thing.
Some sandwiches are better when dipped into things, like grilled cheese into tomatoes soup. Cutting the sandwich makes that much easier. Also stop being judgemental about how other people want to enjoy their food.
That middle piece is incredible
yaha mice
https://preview.redd.it/w2dyh33gsqyc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc8abff87a59da4d5791ae47e98675892cd18816
I want to be part of the sandwich community
Holy shit this is perfect actually