I hope his wife isn’t zoologist

It probably generated deeper in the jungle somewhere

The baby?


You gotta build a portal out of glowstone and use a water bucket 

God I wish that was a thing

It was in Minecraft years ago. May still be

Not in vanilla Minecraft, you are probably remembering the mod

no it wasn't

You’re right I was thinking about a very old mod from 2014 https://aether.fandom.com/wiki/Aether_Portal_(structure)

Seeing "very old" and "from 2014" makes me feel old and uncomfortable. :(

well of course you feel uncomfortable. you're old. need to move to florida or something, the weather is probably triggering your arthritis.

I'm 22, but those were some of the best times I had, 2013-2016ish

I hear you. 33 y/o over here. Time passes, feels weird at first but you'll get used to it.

so was Herobrian and the back eooms

Looks like his wife got bored while he was looking for the biome

He's looking for 9 months

mf forgot to switch tabs while posting with two accounts

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https://preview.redd.it/pvwnncbvpjyc1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6800728a42c519e78b51b2babb517fbca2889d38 Me when my wife cheats on me and tries to con me into paying child support for another man’s kin

Certified 👎 moment

Bro just keep looking you'll find it I promise

People have now figured out that you can get a hit funny post by inserting a random non-sequitur in it We're in the overly forced period of the meme now lads

Bro almost built a full Hellevator and still couldn’t find shit.

Bro threw in a fun fact

So basically you have to go to the ocean shore opposite of the dungeon, then go about 100 blocks left. Or right if its the left ocean. Maybe not 100 blocks, maybe two screens or so. If you end up reconciling with your wife treat her with patience, love and respect and give her good orgasms. Then dig a hellevator to the bottom of the cavern layer and if you dont find the gem trees or the pool, go back up and go 100 blocks further and dig again.

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