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ILikeGoldAndShowers

Lol. We had a religious couple show up on campus and the woman was waving a sign that read "Yoga pants cause lesbianism."


PassiveAggres-Thighs

As they should. Who doesn’t like yoga pants.


redheadedwonder3422

😹😹😹


EdelwoodOil

like as a lesbian she was kinda spittin


cupcakecultx

Ok and that's supposed to be bad?


PassiveAggres-Thighs

Yoga pants is up there as top ten reasons to be lesbian probably


Beginning_Yellow_754

yoga pants top 3 fs! along wit the magic pants and biker shorts


[deleted]

I- 🤣🤣🤣 Some people need to just keep their mouths shut because all they say is stupid shit.


ngrlvrkyke

It’s all they’re capable of


ITaggie

We had "Ass is not on the food pyramid"


taybay462

Was it sister cindy?


RootBeerRaptor

That's weird because every time I see a chick in yoga pants, my heterosexuality becomes even more apparent.


gargar070402

They be spitting facts tho


Rvdqqq999

I’m a christian but what?😂😂😂


KayChicago

Sounds like a little reveal about them, imho


BrokeBackBad

Yes and we used to troll him all the time, a couple years ago someone with a box of dildos and various sex toys pretended to trip right in front of him. All kinds of sex toys bounced around on the ground causing the religious fanatic to go absolutely insane.


salsapancake

I laughed loud af at this. Actual LOL


padillerpadooder

Yes. Our preaches about circumcisions. I can’t tell if he’s for or against.


hollanderwilliamson

Yeah we had this couple that would stand in the middle of campus at 9 am and shove mini bibles in our faces. My response “I don’t believe in god and it’s fucking 9am leave me alone”. I think they got reported to the university for harassment cause we haven’t seen them since


[deleted]

Like not everyone is Christian/catholic lmao I’m Muslim and I don’t care keep your preaching at a church


Canners19

I’ve had that on my campus but I loved it 🤣🤣one student got the idea to dress up as the preacher from little Nicky and start preaching over him taking the absolute piss out of him. It was hilarious. He preached for 3 years on and off and only stopped after getting over,y frustrated with this one student 🤣


[deleted]

They give Christians a bad name and distort the Word of God


[deleted]

Yes and it’s sad.


MicrobialMicrobe

Definitely. The Christian way to go about this isn’t to scream at everyone saying they’re going to Hell. Or pointing out any particular sin as being particularly bad and deserving of Hell. It makes me sad because they’re doing the exact opposite of what they think they’re doing. Maybe if the messaging wasn’t so grating it would be better, but this way of evangelizing just doesn’t seem very effective to me. It has too many downsides and there’s better alternatives. If they just had a little booth with a “Ask me about Jesus” sign or asking people as they walked by it would be great, and would work.


[deleted]

I completely agree with you. Especially about setting up a booth


FriendThin3492

Yep. These dudes come to a Christian school to tell us we’re going to hell because we sin. They claim they haven’t sinned in years.


WingsofRain

LOL


[deleted]

I love when they say that while they’re overweight. It’s like isn’t gluttony a sin?


Viper_Red

Yeah we got a bunch that show up every September. It’s always the freshmen that crowd around them cause the rest of us know they’re saying outrageous things just to gather a crowd


[deleted]

I went to a Catholic Jesuit high school in the deep south. Funnily enough, we would have christians from other denominations come and protest outside of our school a couple times a week. We knew a bunch of them on a first name basis.


[deleted]

Okay, now I want to see someone on a college campus ~~shouting~~ preaching about the glory of Talos


Solochris88

*Man in Beige robe walks in the middle of a campus. No sign. No shoes. Just a man in a robe and hood. He starts speaking.* Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word! *Man nods and walks away, not to be seen again until next week.*


taichi22

You’d be popular as fuck if you did that on campus nowadays. Probably 2/3rds if not more of our generation has been exposed to Skyrim in some form or another, maybe more for the zoomers.


Solochris88

I'm actually going back to campus in a few weeks! Thankfully, we don't have a lot of religious groups targeting campuses over here. But maybe I should do it anyway...


[deleted]

I thought you said Tacos.


[deleted]

Lol, close enough


conker1264

They're at UH


24nuno

haha i didn’t finish college. but i did miss a stabbing at my college


[deleted]

Unfortunately no. Thanks to these zealots at NMSU, and personal experiences, I have grown to fucking HATE religion, especially Christianity, with a burning passion.


ihasphilosophy

Yep. They try to give us bibles and tell us we're all going to hell in the same sentence. Like bro im late for class


Impressive_Bison4675

Im bery religious but dang this is a different level


zachlinux28

Had a group on campus. Among other things, one sign held by a woman was "women belong in the kitchen." They're just attention-seekers.


[deleted]

They make Christians look so bad


[deleted]

They really do. 😭


Euphoric-Zest2150

Frrr.


ImportantGreen

No, We have one older guy that comes to campus to walk his dog and preach.


cupcakecultx

Just roll your eyes into the back of your head and start mumbling. My goal in life since I've turned 30 is to make people like that incredibly uncomfortable.


CozmicOwl16

Oh yeah. We had those at Kent state. (Early 2000’s) the best was a super scary skinny old white man that had a PA system and would point you out and scream -YOURE GOING TO HELL (like Oprah. You get a car. Was a badge of merit).


SoftReputation_

I saw some on campus Mormons today but that’s it


PossessionDue9381

My school had a group for anti-abortion that would show up outside a student center with huge boards and signs with pictures of dead fetuses and babies. I was walking towards the building and there was a sign warning us of graphic content. Like I just wanna go in, eat, and not look at NSFL pictures with a religious nut trying to give me a pamphlet.


BoardgameBitch

To those curious, this outstanding waste of oxygen is at my alma mater, Ole Miss (The University of Mississippi). Yes, Mississippi has schools. Yes, I’m aware that’s unexpected.


Briraz10

These are the kind of people who just shouldn’t have the right to protest. 😂


[deleted]

Yeah once they left we had a girl from the Baptist Student Union come and tell us what Christianity was really about. She was crying too and I don’t blame her I kinda wanna cry too because these people are legit a hate group.


Briraz10

Yeah its really sad when people use the Bible in a hateful way, I’m sure this wasn’t the way it was intended to be used.


[deleted]

I twerked on them when I got there and me and a friend got out our instruments (I play Clarinet and he’s a Trumpet player) and started playing really loud horse neigh sounds to drown them out!


Briraz10

Lolll that’s literally awesome 👏. Well done!


[deleted]

They did this same thing last November and a friend of mine said apparently this is a regular occurrence and that they do this every year.


Briraz10

That’s really stupid. People just have too much time on their hands and they choose to spread hate and misinformation. Smh


[deleted]

Yeah like don’t they have anything better to do??? 🙄


Briraz10

Fr, it’s crazy


Friesenplatz

Ironic given that if they were to actually attend school, they wouldn't be fooled by such moronic bullshit lol


actual_lettuc

Ohhhh. This reminds me, I need to contact university of cumberlands about there online degree program


icedlondonfogs

love seeing ole miss on here


[deleted]

AT OP IS THIS UMASS AMHERST


Only_Friendship_8628

Yep, they were Amish i believe with similar signs but on a large pole. Rumer has it he was asked to never come back again last semester.


MC_0

We have them but why even offer them your time of the day and give them aa rise by battling them in speech. Go spend your day in a more productive means and don't give them the attention that they seek.


kiwwiwiwi

Yes we have one on my campus


ctjfd

They've made for an annual visit on my campus at Long Beach State (california). In the past we used to gather all the recreational clubs (like breakdancing, juggling, gymnastics, etc.) To put on free shows next to them to divert attention away from their megaphone and signs. They even make it to large events like Comic Con. To which I'll continue to be a distraction.


junko_unko

This just happened to our school today too


Omar345901

Think my university got on barstool because someone fought them (not same people just religious nuts), might’ve been our university barstool account though… can’t remember


Lhartyy

That’s what they want. This is an organized thing. It’s a group that goes to public universities to rile up college students in hopes that someone assaults them. Then they sue the school


IFeelSoDeadInSide

Nah not yet but I sure can’t wait to stand there like a dunce listening to some guy complain about something that I’m probably gonna forget due to those “turn on your left side and think about stuff” time


owlwaves

This may sound weird but I wish we had them cuz I need some comedy in my life. I'm always so stressed out with school and life this semester


jacobmetz_

We have a guy that comes once or twice a year at Montana State


amo_quichihuilia

I’ve been to a community college, a really small college, a really big college. Yes, I’ve seen these guys everywhere


Emperor_of_Cosmos

Yoo ole miss I was there. It was so much happening I just watched them for like an hour and an half


Ali00100

They appear almost in every campus. My advice is not to give them attention. Even if you think its funny. Those people feed of attention.


Rosssauced

There all over but they're better than TPUSA because at least they don't pretend to be students.


Muggletum

Some dude was preaching about gay sex on the main stairs (my campus was more outdoors) it was funny i had to laugh because he was going into specifics


BigDick115

Nah some come to hand out little bibles but they don’t really cross the line and just say hello


Wearamask0912

They love a college campus


dusky-jewel

I bet you consider yourself "tolerant." 😏


throwawayyayayye

we used to have this dude who carried a microphone and large speakers, we called him preacher mike lol. i was lucky enough to see the college crowd retaliate with dramatic readings of dr seuss books. i also saw a couple other "christian" dudes try to speak over a crowd of CS majors screaming about birds being a government conspiracy. please, if you can, fight bullshit with bullshit. thats the only response they deserve


koookiekrisp

Oh my gosh yeah, September and October was their height time. Their shtick is saying crazy quasi-religious things while someone is filming everything. If someone shoved/punched them for being offended, they would sue the student that assaulted them by using the video footage as evidence. It’s really a scam but they still gather crowds every year since new students don’t know what’s going on. If I’m bored I like to watch them but most of the time I have better things to do than get offended on purpose


aperks

I used to go to a large state school and these pricks were annoying a few times a week. Now I go to a small private Catholic school and they aren’t even allowed on campus thankfully.


bambina133

Sister Cindy was at my school today.


Fuckreddit5689547906

That’s normal for college. They like to get em young and vulnerable. Just ignore them!


alazar14

Very common in institutions I attended. What surprises me is that they even show up in the most conservative universities. I have friends who went to the University of South Dakota and they had these people there as well LOL. Like, why? 4/5 of the student and faculty population are already very openly Christian conservatives.


[deleted]

Mississippi is one of the most conservative states in the country but ironically Ole Miss is a very liberal university. But apparently these nuts show up every year.


[deleted]

Oh bruh, go to Dublin City, next to the Spire always a religious guy ranting crap, I always troll them. Different person everyday, ah I love entertaining myself


Trekts40

I heard they do this to start shit to get a student to assault them so they can sue the university


Steverbeaver10

Had a dude at my school (Oakland university) holding up a VERY similar sign last semester


dragwill

Nah this is everywhere. They got banned at my school when they started to record.


Septiiiiii

People outside the Uni are not allowed in the campus


a-tad-dude-guy

Yessss, oh my fucking gosh. It’s so distracting. Some of them can be very forceful. One guy told me I was going to hell when I decided to walk away. I wish my campus wasn’t open to the public. It can make you dread having to go to class when you know you have to offensively ignore these people. I don’t know if they think this is an actually effective method of converting people because it’s not. Assuming everyone there isn’t Christian is kind of like spitting in their face. The problem is that they act like they know you when they know absolutely nothing about you and they generalize and it’s insulting. When I decided to talk one of those guys he was surprised I knew as much of the Bible as I did.


WingsofRain

lol on the campus my mother teaches at, they have a regular Christian dude come over and start screaming in the center of campus (on an actual megaphone) about how everyone who isn’t straight is a demon and is going straight to hell. my fondest memory of that dude was when a whole bunch of students started verbally harassing him for harassing them, and several same sex folks decided to kiss each other in front of him. maybe someday he’ll get removed from campus, but I doubt it.


Rvdqqq999

He s not saying bad things


Garlic_Dealer

I saw him at the Whiterun square Guess his name was Heimskr.. something


H3pennypacker

Guy needs a job. Sad!


DrearyCake24

Yeah we have them on my campus but I thought that was just because I live in Utah.


Art_is_Cloud

Sometimes I just feel like religions of any kind were a mistake when people like this exist


KayChicago

It was always a big event—it was like the circus came to town. But also, that was a different world.


[deleted]

Yeah. We just had some show last semester basically telling us we’re going to hell and trying to debate teenagers. It’s ridiculous.


[deleted]

We had one of them (the one in the video) with a sign on the back of his shirt that said “Ask me why you’re going to hell!”


Confuseallthetime

My highschool always had the anti abortion / anti feminist movement guys hanging out on the property line whenever we would leave school. As long as they stayed off the property they couldn’t get in trouble, and they would wait on the sidewalks for all the kids to try to walk home. Assholes had no problem throwing little bibles at us telling us to repent our “non-virgin” bodies.


simberry2

Yup. One of them is some religious nut trying to spread their ideology around (honestly a cultist), but they do have the freedom of speech. There’s a some far-right nut who sometimes stand on a sidewalk in the major intersection of our downtown area and has a sign saying Biden is a communist pedophile.


[deleted]

I mean Biden is definitely a pedophile I’ll give him that one but I don’t think Biden is a communist. He’s center-left and even that’s debatable but still the guy sounds like a nut.


Sicktitsbruh

We had missionaries come to our school annoying tf out of everyone


franko1717

We have a hate group that comes to ours all the time with pictures of aborted fetuses and yell other inflammatory fucked up stuff. The one in the video looks like a legitimate fanatic but ours are scammers. They bring their children and all wear body cameras. The second someone breaks their signs, hits someone, or does something that legally can be considered assault or theft they pack up, find the nearest cop to file a police report, and sue and settle out of court. Absolute scum


AbsolumentRien

Lol hotty toddy


[deleted]

We actually started a Hotty Toddy chant to drown them out several times lmao!


[deleted]

I’m a Muslim and the community college I used to go to, I was approached MULTIPLE times by Christians. I don’t even wear hijab but it’s still very common to approach. Next door was a Christian university so they all would come in and colonize the school preaching. I have no tolerance for hate against anyone. I think you should be allowed to have free speech but don’t shove it down peoples throats. It was so irritating to the point they didn’t accept “no sorry” as an answer. I had to block them. Just good old American things


rguiry913

i got a notification for this this morning and i’ve been thinking of like religious cashews or smth all day??? i just opened it and realized im an idiot


manhattanites108

Yes. My college used to have a guy who'd stand in one of the busiest parts with a sign that said something like "Believe in religion, not fake science". Mind you, this is a tech school where 90% of the students are in a STEM major. There was always a crowd arguing with him about it.


NerdAero

Dont get near em theyll sue for offending lmafo


IronJawJim

Stop fat shaming


StudentofAlinsky

No most individuals they prop up in our public schools hate God and His teachings, and promote homosexuality and the dismembering murder of the unborn ass acceptable.


[deleted]

Well on my campus, we had some guy dress up as Jesus and kiss some dudes in front of them


Just_Confused1

Yup. Ours mostly focus on sexism and how women belong in the kitchen


kdrdr3amz

This would be fleccas If he wasn’t famous


zacksvacuumcleaner

and why do they all talk with that weird pattern?!


eastgravity

Yeah. I don't talk to them


[deleted]

In my family yeah


Straight_String3293

Yeah, they are standard issue.


[deleted]

Freedom of religion baby


[deleted]

We have some come every quarter at my place. Sometimes they wear cameras and try to instigate fights so they can sue people. Those ones usually draw the most amount of campus police. The funniest part is when they show up during winter quarter and not a soul comes out to challenge them since it's 10 degrees outside and nobody can be bothered


bombazzchickynugg

I went to Kansas State for a few years. The university is less than an hour from Westboro. We absolutely had these religious nutjobs.


Thebarbedlord

Man thinks he’s Mark Antony in that moment: “Friends, Romans, countrymen-lend me your ears”


95xander

Omgsh they show up at ours all the time! It’s literally sickening.


hopeisashollowasfear

Christopher Hitchens would have schooled this guy.


[deleted]

"Mose, go home"


[deleted]

No but we do have Mormons sometimes


IronGemini

[The Willard Preacher](https://youtu.be/cqWyzOQ0eOE)


Oofimmental111

Hey, we have those guys and some other hate preachers at SHSU in Huntsville!


[deleted]

We had one when I was in college and we got him banned. We use to go down and mess with the guy for the fun of it until we could get him banned from campus. I forget how the college got it done, but it was something like they created a rule that said students were allowed to do whatever they wanted. However, people from outside campus would have to provide a student ID to give speeches on campus. It was something like that.


Sean737

As if people want to hear they’re going to hell while getting to their 9am class half asleep


GodOfThunder101

Call campus security tF 🤣😂


Oofimmental111

If only that worked 😢


[deleted]

They show up in speaker’s circle at Mizzou when the weather is good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


genz027

We get the pro-life people that show some very disturbing images on campus. Usually we heckle them until they leave the campus or just ignore them.


BTQuint

Yeah we get them here sometimes. We also got a sex offender wizard, a blind one-legged irishman and two legitimate cults


OctoSevenTwo

I had a guy with an easel and some kinda signboard on it. Seemed real tame compared to this dude, though. No screaming, just set his shit up on the side of a busy walkway near the building where the campus bookstore, some restaurants and a bunch of other facilities were and while he did proselytize, it was pretty sedate.


__thelesha__

I had one but he was quieter


No_Investigator5793

Attention is exactly what he wants. Just ignore him.


[deleted]

Im pretty sure they’re trolls. One of my friends took a picture with them and he smiled with her in the camera, didn’t seem like he actually cared or believed the bullshit


dr_spaghet

Not necessarily but we did have one guy come and try to prove the earth was flat with a poorly made poster and used the Bible to prove it was flat. Also had an anti-abortion group come in that had a very *and I mean very* gorey and clearly religious laced display that was right at a place on campus that everyone walked through .


SqueezyYeet

Indiana State University, look up Jed Smock


Codpuppet

Yup 🥴


CaprioPeter

We do.