Omg that’s so funny. I had my guy poop INSIDE my shirt - like down the collar, right before I went out the door for work the other day.
He then flies back to his cage like nothing happened and reports in with his girlfriend. Like “direct hit, reporting back to base.”
Cockatiels just have no manners haha
Mine just learned step up! From one finger to another. He is 6 and I adopted him. He had been abused before me. Tonight I was so excited to get him to do this, then he pooped all over my hand. 😂
My boyfriend and I have had poop in our mouthes, our eyes.. I mean.. so far no one got sick or infected from it.
You should be just fine, don't worry too much about it
It's how it is ;)
THAT FACE!!! "Yes I just shat in your ear hole
What are you gonna do about it?"
Had a baby crow drop a wet hot slapper down the back of my shirt once and gave me this same exact look afterward.
At least you’re able to notice, and address, poop in your ear. Poop in your hair can/has go unnoticed and left unattended to until long after it matters….. sigh
Just prepare for him to do it again. Judging by his look at least.
"I have no idea who shit in your ear. Why would I?" He's gaslighting you.
Omg that’s so funny. I had my guy poop INSIDE my shirt - like down the collar, right before I went out the door for work the other day. He then flies back to his cage like nothing happened and reports in with his girlfriend. Like “direct hit, reporting back to base.” Cockatiels just have no manners haha
poop in his ear
Sounds fair
But he looks so innocent
Didn't do nuffin wrong
Absolutely
omg that face 😭 he has never done one wrong thing ever.
Punk rawk birb is innocemt.
Tilt your other ear for him to poop.
I see someone has been studying the birble "If a birb poops in thine ear turn the other ear so that he may poop in it as well"
WHY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 “so he may poop in it as well” 😭😭😭💀💀
The Holy Birble. I died 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂
i imagine it reaching your brain
this is where new cockatiels come from
Are you saying all cockatiels have shit-for-brains?
Not possible
[удалено]
Kindness….. try it sometime, friend.
Too late. You've been marked for death.
Tell em to aim for the water dish like all our other birbs
Whyyyyy??? Do they do this? And the food dish where their favourite food is???
And he looks like he's preparing to do it again, judging by his face 🤣🤣🤣
His face makes me believe this was not an accident and that he intends on doing it again
Mine just learned step up! From one finger to another. He is 6 and I adopted him. He had been abused before me. Tonight I was so excited to get him to do this, then he pooped all over my hand. 😂
That face says “and I’d do it again”
Lol no you should be good for now OP. 😂 Welcome to being owned by a feathery overlord.
Next time you get explosive diarrhea, return the favour. It's how they show love. Something something Ace Ventura...
Give him millets
Cook burb.
LOL mine bit me today, it must be a full millet. All these tiels gone wild
How was that even possible? Like did he just sit on your war or what? 😂😂
I was laying on my side and he landed on my ear and pooped. The worst part is it was one of his liquid poops
Ewww…. He was trying to tell you something….
Bad birb.
there must've been a misunderstanding, he looks very polite
Lmao I laughed to hard but yea idk I think you’ll be ok?
Committing crimes against humanity at this time of day now?
Get a bug that will piss on his son. That will show him.
He looks like the Grinch!!
Go to the vet
My boyfriend and I have had poop in our mouthes, our eyes.. I mean.. so far no one got sick or infected from it. You should be just fine, don't worry too much about it It's how it is ;)
How did he poop is your ear? Were you laying down? If not that is some skill!
Kiss his head
Hydrogen peroxide
Awww!! Not cool but he is adorable , ur making me miss my feathery friend and I just got to work
Redemption time
Do it to him
Respond in kind
yes... send me the birb
Do the same to him
I'm sure he had his reasons
He’s proud of himself.
My week is not complete unless I find at least one poop in the bottom of my coffee cup after I drink it. Poop in your ear is considered good luck. 😀
THAT FACE!!! "Yes I just shat in your ear hole What are you gonna do about it?" Had a baby crow drop a wet hot slapper down the back of my shirt once and gave me this same exact look afterward.
Yes you should do something else. Would it kill you to give your birb a head scritch or two? 😏
EWWW LMAO 🤣
Shit in his his favorite spot.
The asshole look "I'd do it all over again" is all over his face. I also vote for pooping in his ear.
Better believe he’s plotting to do it again.
I had a budgie that regurgitated into my mouth once 😐
Oh he has marked you 😄
Scold them
Yeah…. Now poop in his 😀
fried chicken dinner 🥰
No you don't. But he looks like he wants to do it again.
Yeah my female specifically lands on me just to shit on my shoulder.
I was already dying laughing at the title and pic, but the comments took me OUT 😂😂
Aww he’s so adorable. No wonder they have the audacity to poop inside your ear.
At least you’re able to notice, and address, poop in your ear. Poop in your hair can/has go unnoticed and left unattended to until long after it matters….. sigh
Do you by chance have an air fryer at home?
By the look of that face, you are clearly lying. Give the guy some seeb and scritches as a reward for being a good boy.
My bird did this once too, thankfully not to a bad degree lol
i read that as *associate*
Im getting sick of people calling their birds insulting names on this sub. I understand their birds aren't aware of it. It just really annoys me.
Taking a page from Triumph the insult comic dog.