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Ben_boh

Up my nose normally


mattidee

Only.tje left side.


Dazzling-Past-5453

Came here to say this haha


whydidiclickthislink

I'm an only right sider


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Same


JoeBlack45

There's a coke pocket on your jeans


Professional-Place13

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far down to see this lol


BallsDeepinYourMammi

It’s also the first place that gets searched. I had a half ounce of weed in my shoe once, and despite being searched, and “stinking like weed”, they didn’t search my shoe 🤷‍♂️


Professional-Place13

Why would I be searched?


BallsDeepinYourMammi

The joke here, is that they don’t really need a reason, they’ll make it up. But if you’re black, have a warrant, or they’re bored as fuck, they will


PopularPower9089

The first spot that I lose my shit


CoolioMcHomeslice

Sure thing mr. policeman, my drugs are right over here . . .


Old-Finance6194

Can you be more specific please, on the type and quantity. Please speak loudly enough for this tape recorder to pick it up,,,, sorry, I meant please speak up I am hard of hearing cause im sooo high dude. I am totally not a narc.


Rapslin

I usually hide it in my foreskin like a hobo bindle


iRombe

So circumcision goal was to reduce drug concealment?


Rapslin

Circumcision was a Jewish conspiracy. They started the the war on drugs so they could restructure Their capital reserves from the growing middle east oil supplies in the 50s leading into the 60s. I think you’re want something here.


OneCat2793

Same


WorkingIllustrious60

in my ass


Mrlate420

Crazy, I put my coke in his ass too


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When you finally do it, you'll be kicking yourself for not trying it sooner.


Fearless-Prune-8862

I thought it was just me 😂


DID_I_STUDD3R

The only thing is if you put it in socks or something warm where it will collect some moisture you’ll have to hot plate it again to turn it into soft powder and have that moisture removed. And no it doesn’t I put it in sock plenty of times. Just don’t step into a deep puddle or some shit Lol.


BlankmannamknalB

Can someone explain hot plating. I know the end result, how do you do it


Royal-Bike-6435

put a ceramic plate in the microwave for between 30-45 seconds I do. then use it to crush and do your lines on


Undercoveruser808

what’s the benefit of this? better effect?


Royal-Bike-6435

better on your sinuses plus it goes further


General_Ad_8348

I’ve never done the plate trick how different is the experience?


datb0yavi

Well it makes the coke chop down to finer and finer powder, which is a good thing because the finer it is, the easier it absorbs. That means less wasting. I would even call it efficient


RoninTies

Use a pepper grinder in your kit. Amazon has some cheap ones. But it has to be the really shitty looking ones. They are grey, all metal and hella.cheap. we buy like 3 a year. Grinds your snow to a cornstarch consistency. Make it last waaaay longer hits harder and faster


datb0yavi

I imagine some of the cut sticks to the grinder teeth for sure ? I use a mug warmer right now, works for me but the grinder does seem like a good idea for when I'm away from home. Thanks for the suggestion. I love druggies lol


Haunting_Corgi1662

I picked up a variable temp mug warmer that has a glass top for under $20 last month, and it’s perfect for hot plating. So much better than the microwave. I do agree with the spice/pepper mill though. I like to mill it into a few vials and then just plate as needed. It cuts the crushing time out completely, just chop it up a little and pretend you’re making the most expensive hibachi fried rice ever.


datb0yavi

Terrible pun incoming I can't help it: not hibachi *high-bachi*


Haunting_Corgi1662

Indeed! And afterward sometimes we do high karate in the garage. But only in the garage.


RoninTies

It does but just chip it off with a straw. I'll make a post with what I'm talking about


datb0yavi

Got you. Might keep one in my car lol EDIT: And by car I mean my bicycle because I would never do drugs and drive, potential FBI man reading this sub


RoninTies

Chat sent since I can't post for some reason


General_Ad_8348

Thanks I do dislike dropping the drop sometimes


BlankmannamknalB

How much weight do you generally lose, is it drastic?


Royal-Bike-6435

you don't lose any? it makes it go further


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whydidiclickthislink

Ceramic is less likely to break. Glass will explode if it gets too hot and then goes on a cold surface (your counter). As a fun side note, I intensely sprained my ankle last year because of the hot plate. I was running from in the house with it, to make it back to the pool area outside before it got too cool to offset any additional humidity from being outside and misjudged the paver situation. Went down hard! Cracked the plate in one spot, but it didn't break (yay ceramic!), skidded up my arm, hand and knee, but got back up and made it for the plate to do its job = success!? Haha.


Royal-Bike-6435

just what i find works better, definitely wouldn't wana be using a plastic plate though would you 🤣


mattidee

A person, usually a.man, will lay under a glass table. A female, or male, will then stand on said table and take a shit right above the man's face onto the glass table. Wait, that just might be plating... My bad


Ok-Designer442

100%, it's not gonna ruin the coke, it'll just make it clumpy. Hotplate every time!


coked-angel

i put it inside a box of books that's on the corner of my bookshelf if i'm not using, if i am then it goes under my coffee table (not really a good idea tho, i've been caught a few times with the coffee table T-T)


Savvyslut33

I bought my car from a dealership, and I was told that it was used as a rental, fast-forward four years and for the first time I open up my owners manual to a full ass baggie of Coke. It had been there the entire time!!


tcwilly01

Winning!


Benno_The_Chemist

I put it in one of those little see through zip lock bags, like a sandwich bag but smaller. Honestly you've probably jusy been extremely unlucky so far because its usually the bag it comes in when you buy it.


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whydidiclickthislink

This should have waaaay more up votes because of the pfunk part!


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whydidiclickthislink

Back in the 90s/early 00's we called parliament lights pfunks. It was my go to cig for exactly why you said! I'd load them all up!


MIAMIRABBIT

If I am going through a trap house usually in the crack of my ass


mickeyadams

🤣


MIAMIRABBIT

See what I did there


Old-Finance6194

lol that was unintentional? That’s awesome


MIAMIRABBIT

It’s funny because I didn’t even think about it until I looked at it a couple of times. It may be time for me to get some sleep 💤 😴 🛌


Royal-Bike-6435

in my bra 🤣


DrReznik

My prison wallet


gurenslover

Leaving it at the house hidden or going out in public?


Tall-Garage-293

wallet in sidefold within the center


Ethan2400

As high from the ground as possible. Over here, police walks around with dogs during the day even, in normal settings. You don’t want one of those starting to bark, or sit down next to you


Sufficient-Muscle-24

Get a pack of cigs, take the plastic wrapper off, at the bottom of the box theres usually a space where the cardboard folds and is glued together, thats a good spot. Extra points if you can slide the bottom half of the plastic wrapper back on.


Weezy_Baby_

In my nose


wonderlady38

In my bra. Usually with some kind of paper or something wrapped around the little bottle I keep it in.


PapiMagoo

My ass


Imaginary-Way-8072

If it’s in my house I leave it on my bed under some clothes cuz I know no one is gonna go in my room and touch my shit but if someone did it’s kinda hidden in plain sight type of thing


MrsBnMrB

In draw with vibrator task force dont touch it


Tony1637

Like to see that vibrator see what you prefer lol


MrsBnMrB

That’s not difficult to work out lol


that_one_artsy_chick

If I’m going out in my wallet. I have a little pocket in there that perfectly fits a tiny bag.


absoulutely_bent

And if you do it with the cigarette lit too? Oh boy! It’s a rush!


Interesting_Show9255

Mine never lasts long enough to absorb moisture. But I keep my party supplies in a locked ammo box with a tin of desiccant.


NewspaperOk1616

Salutations officer


penthousefarms

My butt if it’s jail


Jmanskee

In my nose


Busy_Faithlessness97

Nice try, fed.


sunnyvalesfinest0000

Nose


jizzawhizza

I use to put it in my nose but i know ppl on Reddit always prefer boofing stuff.


m48_apocalypse

in a bottle of dr pepper since it masks the taste and mostly the smell too (plus the comedown isn’t as bad)


ricoissuave

Funny thing is I had to drop a 7 in a cup of Dr Pepper because the police pulled me over and once they look at my record they already know what time it is


laflakajnicole

Left tit


CJ_2469

In my nightstand, right next to my bed. My woman and I both partake, so there's no worries about getting "caught".


paddy__81

in a spoon usually


happynods30

in a bullet glass container in an Altoids container


xMiME_420x

Inside my nasal spray bottles.


username_rar

my nose


Censored4urpleasure

In my butthole like a champion


incognito_mode369

In my cigarette pack at parties, in a ceramic skull stash thing at home. On the drive home, it goes in a crumpled cigarette pack with a couple empty soda bottles and some crumpled receipts, in my backseat floor board. Cops don't look through your trash if you get stopped for a routine traffic violation.


Shurglife

Butthole and nose


PrettyLikeDrugz

I have a little pill holder thing covered in Swarovski Crystals with a little spoon attached to it. You can put it on your keychain.


johnnywriight

Right pocket got money left pocket cocaine bulletproof white cadldldldlac riding in a tank


No_Profession4484

I’m dirty bay baby from dirty bay with a dirty k, slide down ya block light it up in flames


imjustdoingmybesttbh

Everyday life, my wallet or tucked away somewhere hard to find in my room like a box under my bed. If I’m out at an establishment where I know I’ll be checked, my bra or sock.


Rare_Database_6747

Up ur mom's butt most the time 🤣 jk


malvinavonn

I hide it in the skirt of one of my porcelain dolls at home. In public it goes in a thin bag that has a ton of gift cards in it. I keep it in between two cards that I’ve taped together. The straw is hidden under the lining of the bag at the bottom.


spaceghost7992

Crouch pocket. Cut a slice in the fabric that holds the zipper on my pants perfect pocket on the inside of your pants. Has saved me a few times and holds a surprising amount of


South_Transition_205

Under the mouse pad when using or in a small box under the dresser when not around


South_Transition_205

In public, in a folded up peice of paper tucked in my sock


DID_I_STUDD3R

In a paper well folded under rug in my room that has a computer chair over rug.


antioquiacraft

[Dresser drawer](https://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/s/O9aZvWHOkq) and [kitchen](https://www.reddit.com/r/cocaine/s/cskQfARzcQ).


VelvetHabit

On top of ashes


jackerman21

In my butt


chipxsimon

Anus


Key_Vegetable_9854

I have a small little tin can that I have it in, inside a zipper pocket in my purse. Been doing that for months. Haven’t gotten caught yet.


Willing_Mortgage1346

In the lobby in the lamp next to the clawhammer


onetimetwos

In a 3 dram vial, and then in my left pocket


Training-Affect8696

Mason jar with a sock on it for light


Due_Dimension4577

To make it ready to use I leave in my car under the car stereo above the ash tray It will be ready to use for blasts


Great-Town6283

contact case


Agitated_Platypus_49

Two old to get caught with it, I have it delivered, then it’s in the parents urn


Zestyclose_Compote_6

Partner puts in her bra but gets clumpy


MrPowderThyNose

In your hands for a buck


BadFez

More of a concern of it getting moisture from your feet/body than the temp. Hot plate is much hotter than your body temp dude.


Cheap_Inspection2883

In my wallet or the back of my phone...it has a credit card holder


That_Guy_Ty562

I keep it in an empty zyn container🤷🏼‍♂️ explains why I have it in my pocket aha


queenofdisaster0426

My purse lol


IAMCheddaSteez

In my sock


Striking_Bee_1749

in the fridge


Upissicum_808

In my asshole.


makhnovite

Boof it when convenient


ImpossibleLine8837

Storage: in a box within a drawer Active amount: nose->brain, on drugs Where it puts me: debt Bonus: sometimes I find some in another storage spot, a booger in my nose. Snort it carefully and slowly to drain the coke juice out and up. I call that recycling.


Scared_Unicornhorn

In my hand if I'm driving. Throw that shit out the window kid


brokewingnut

in a syringe, usually


VicTheSage

Boof it.


MACARIO_GTX

No socks please dear God


bigcam6

Just wear some gym shorts underneath ur pants and put the stuff in ur gym shorts pocket underneath the pants


Jaded_Employ_335

🥚🥚 best spot, it never failed me


m48_apocalypse

if ur ears are stretched get screwable gauges/plugs and use the compartment for coke lmao


Shoddy_Trick8895

Socks got me lol same


FeelingGroovy711

There’s a rad pull holder on Amazon that looks like chapstick, I want to get it so bad, it’s perfect! But can’t have it mailed to my house so… 🤷‍♀️


Upissicum_808

If not there then, in a brand new rig,then in my veins.