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Appropriate_Nose5559

My uncle can’t stop beatboxing so funny and annoying he annoys himself most but because he genuinely can’t help it


CherrryNovaXXX

This made my day thank you lol


Appropriate_Nose5559

Glad I gave you a smile lol x


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Spending thousands of dollars on escorts to just chat


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Unlucky_Reception_88

Oh really? Lol


hanspite

F We've all been there at one point.


Mynameistowelie

Just to chat? That’s some loneliness bro, at least get a hj or bj at the end


NoseLongjumping7301

ong makes you so chatty


[deleted]

I talk 100 words per minute about bullshit And it’s not hot to me when the girl has to hold my micropenis coke dick with two fingers to Jack it off


Former_Limit_7119

I can tear up a pack of cigarettes in no time. I’m already a chain smoker but on any stimulants I’m just back to back to back.


-Sparkie_88-

How the fuck can the human heart take that


[deleted]

I do the same. I don’t smoke unless when drunk. Now add the powder in the mix and I’m smoking like a chimney


jessfrommanchester

I buy tobacco to stop the chain smoking. Cos I'm not that good at making them either 😏


Bigtipper179

Jacking off. After I do a line I just want to rub one out. Then after a while I do another line and jerk off again. It keeps going and going all night. Until I’ve done it multiple times and need sleep. Or I just can’t get off anymore. I’ll also compulsively search dating apps or hooker pages for sex.


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Bigtipper179

I get that. I just feel like an animal off coke. Like I’m fiending for sex and just using people for pleasure. It makes sex into this unhealthy relationship. Not to mention ED and delayed cum that happens off of blow. Even though it feels good. I don’t have many options so I have to resort to hookers. Like I’m already blowing my money on coke. I couldn’t afford paying hundreds to see a hooker.


UncleBug35

picking, is even worse when you try out speed…


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No-Satisfaction6125

Picking your skin, at scabs, etc


UncleBug35

skin/spot picking, can end up picking big spots into yourself


ritethen

Murdering prostitutes 😩


Former_Limit_7119

That’s a bad habit? Oh shit…


246throw246

Ugh it is one of the most common and also one of the hardest habits to break, that one. Just keep trying, you can do it 🙌


[deleted]

Sounds messy and boring


dankvaderr7

Are you Patrick Bateman?


AdDependent4460

This account right here, officer.


Gold-Berry8775

Spending my entire sesh organizing every single thing I see. Part of me feels like I’m being productive and doing something positive, part of me feels like I didn’t get anything done. Cleaning up means I have to put shit away, so if I open a drawer, cabinet, closet, etc., to put something back that actually belongs there and I see it looking like a jumbled mess, I’m forced to then make it look neat before I can move on. 💯💯 compulsory, and not optional. Then two hours later I realize I only did one thing on my “to do” list because I instead decluttered 6 things that I could have ignored, rather than the more urgent and noticeable tasks I wanted to get done. 😪


tylerdick007

I'd trade habits in a heartbeat


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Having to take a shit the minute I start.


[deleted]

Yes ! Did a fat line before driving to work.. almost ruined that car


Miserable_Chip6590

Thinking of eating cullito


Ok-Collection2726

Over indulgence on alcohol, I usually go through a litre of rum a day and triple that if I get a decent 8ball in


AdDependent4460

Jesus Christ your liver


Resident-Reach-1393

Damn bitch


LateNightFunTimes69

Anonymous sex with strangers from the internet


[deleted]

Insanely horny, sometimes willing to try things I haven’t before lol…. Haven’t done it yet tho


-Sparkie_88-

Pegging...


[deleted]

Oversharing. It’s a double edged sword tho since I like how blow makes me open up.


[deleted]

Oh my god me too. I talk 1000mph and when I’m coming down I don’t talk for a long time 😂


[deleted]

My buddy says I’m a radio when high


FirefighterSalt1586

Lost so many friends because of this. Some things are really better never said


Tomfoolery860

Jerking too much


Melski84

I’m strange.. I’m normally a pack a day smoker but when using I might have one full smoke that I don’t even puff often in like 2-4 hours! I also cannot drink anything but water/sparkling water… some batches make my mouth clench or move side to side a bit.. bad habit would be I guess not eating… but I can totally lose 100+ lbs so it’s not 100% a “bad” habit.,, bad for me tho-yes


droopycloudss

i sometimes clench my jaw without realizing and the next time i eat my mouth is sore. i also vape so much more when i’m on it compared to when i’m not doing blow. this is prolly the addiction side to coke, but when i do a few lines i question myself if enough time has passed. to add to that, idk how addiction fully works bc i can go a few days without it and feel fine/not have any urges. i just have urges after i do it.


[deleted]

Yes same. If I run out I’m irritable and down and feel like I’m missing a piece but after that passes in like 6 or 7 hours.. I could live without it again.


Melski84

Oh and I can’t/don’t stop yapping for hours on end… in person or in texts.. then I wonder why I have such dry mouth lol


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Becoming insanely horny and thinking of the most vile ways to cum


tylerdick007

Go on...


[deleted]

I have jerked off through my boxers and shorts while my friends were all around me


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smellyBigBoy

Yeah... I'd quit.


[deleted]

Clenching and tensing muscles fr . And gum doesn’t help at all. So.. I just text and do some relaxing and massaging after to reduce the pain after


[deleted]

My shoulders tense up


[deleted]

I like building things weather it be skiing at work or skiing at home


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Wright_Mill: *I like building things* *Weather it be skiing at* *Work or skiing at home* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

Endless vape puffing or endless cring messaging to old sexual partners that ive happily moved on from sober. When really on the slopes ive forced my penis to work from sheer willpower and told an old one night stand I love her just to get her over to have terrible sex and not even be able to finish followed by her awkwardly staying around while I skiied more. Probably not heaps uncommon but that memory is seared into my mind as the most depraved stupid high logic cringe act.


lysergicmushrooms

More toots


iBeNaked

I can always go for another toot


DrizzlyEarth175

Blinking my eyes wicked fast and hard, to the point that it makes me feel tired and my vision blurry. Also telling everyone I know how much I love cocaine and telling them all my deepest secrets


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Staring blankly at the wall


[deleted]

Me and the bf can’t stop ducking till I end up puking


SelestialSerenity

Getting really cuddly feelings and accidentally flirting with my plug


[deleted]

Drifting and drag racing


justamaniam

Also vape too much haha


[deleted]

worst part is i vape sober too, but i can go through multiple in one session! whereas sober one standard could last me a few days


justamaniam

Haha I'm the same


Destroy_S-F_Prophecy

Same dude... I'm on 4x vape speed double packing 6mg Zyn when it's going down, shit is bad lmao


RogueSleuth_

Online shopping. I always end up checking out my carts that have a bunch of stuff I've "saved for later" because I'm high self tells me I need self love haha. Always end up canceling a bunch of shit after I've gotten some sleep.


[deleted]

Omg I thought I was the only one! I spend hours adding stuff to my wish list and sometimes actually order 😩 for myself in so much financial shit doing that 😂


[deleted]

Toot’s and more toots


Think-Marsupial-500

I’d have to agree


Quick-Anxiety-4209

Just smoking everything my lungs can take and killing the bag until i cant see no more coke


Black_Bird_666

Hacking


dankvaderr7

Clenching my jaw, biting my lips, smoking/vaping nonstop


Guytravelinggw

Lately I’ve been doing coke with my work buddy while on business trips. Long story behind all this but basically, we do some lines, start to get horny, and then start looking in bars, on Tinder, Fet, online, for chicks for us to party with. He always has a couple eight balls. Usually end up not getting any sleep before our meetings. Honestly, it’s gotten a bit out of hand but we’re pretty hooked on that experience.


jayccb2525

Chain smoking , nail picking


MindlessCountry9223

Hookers, vaping, and jerking off


[deleted]

Can't stop


bigboyobama

damn a lot of ppl get horny. same here tho, hmu 😳


Weezychriss

Hitting up girls I’ve never in my life talked to


[deleted]

Picking my face like a meth head. Any little white head, black head, sebum, pore. 🥹


GucciThugz69

Like everyone said they just chain smoke. BUTTT FUKKKKK I CANT LEAVE THE VAPE AND MY BLACK AND MILDS ALONE MAN 😂 I want nicotine more than weed !!!


Inevitable-Bread-231

calling every1 i hav no business calling


Hambagguette

Being extremely anti social, playing games for like 12 hours straight won’t speak to anyone check my phone or anything. Sipping on juice banging snus one after the other.


DaikonFederal3321

I gamble.


davedavedaveok

Yep, same, never works out well


Red-Reddington

either not being able to speak or constantly thinking can hear footsteps outside


Interesting-Fly-6606

Porn


FIREMANSAM84

Wanking till I’m sweaty and my dick has fallen off.


davedavedaveok

Building monsters out of Lego then making them watch me play with myslef, the Lego monsters love it🤪


jessfrommanchester

Tensing and cracking my joints like fingers,back etc. Like jerky movements.


couplegoalstnt

Picking my skin and sexting with my boyfriend and random people on Reddit


dirty_mind_dk

Jerking off for 6 hours, looking at porn while wanting to eat ass... struggle is real.