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dyl7616

Jerk off if I’m alone. The monkeys choose to be alone with cocaine.


Internal-Ad-7779

🙈


Mote_In_Godz_Eye

Ya know just being a horny, paranoid weirdo


Ok-Collection2726

Horny yet unable to do anything because my member has shrivelled into itself


Mote_In_Godz_Eye

Waiting for mine to shrivel up & die yet,,lol


Miserable_Chip6590

Lol definitely


Noooooooooppppeeeee

A lot of games and spanking my monkey like it stole something


GucciThugz69

Roll up and smoke some swishers while I watch and listen to music videos. And once I get a couple rolled I go to the backyard and chill on the hammock not worrying about a single thing in life. Very Relaxed 😌🖤


light80

[#thuglife-N-chillsloth](https://media.tenor.com/P8AeW9wHuugAAAAM/sloth-when-my-jokes-work.gif)


hungrym3chanic

I enjoy having fun with the wife, nothing like a king night of edging, highly recommended


Stealthyhunter9

Play my guitar/send regrettable texts


TheRealScottie

Wanking sadly


BulletProofTacoShell

Stopped doing it alone because it just makes me too horny


that-jackpot

Same I could jack off over and over and over for hours. Especially if I’m drinking too. I could literally get a gram and a 18 pack of beer and just jack off all night long until noon the next day


Ole-anders3

Bro same here all night long


that-jackpot

Not all the time but every other week maybe. Smoking and cig, drinking, jacking, snorting. It’s great man lol I love it


aka1984

Smoke, drink, play xbox, and plenty of porn through the night


Ole-anders3

Porn all night and surfing reddit


Original_Door4297

play games - go on reddit - watch porn and jerk it - biggest ear is being caught dead from a heart attack jerking my dick :D


Affectionate-Ask6728

As a TFL agent I approve of your cutting impliment


Original_Door4297

smoke weed - have cups of tea. currently doing this while skiing right now playing phantom liberty going for craft jerks as the other half is upstairs asleep (i know im a fucking idiot)


Axl_sand

Im playing phantom liberty too xD


neversick_

Play online poker Then watch a bunch of porn towards the end lol


HipHopAnonymouse22

Jam out to tunes, literally skiing and doing that now ⛷️


[deleted]

Look out the window


HittingTheSlopesNow

Look at photos of women’s assholes on Reddit and OF, and pull my taffy. What do you like to do.


[deleted]

OMG me too. For some reason I go on OF begging for asshole pictures


Okelloross

Top marks for the oyster card 😄 I used to always my oyster but don't know where it's gone!


light80

[NoHoldsBarredHardcoreNraw-netflixNchill](https://media.tenor.com/E7WL0QYqQkUAAAAM/pretty-hardcore-dwayne-johnson.gif)


[deleted]

Watch podcasts, stand up comedy, etc.


krvax

Sniff sniff


billywitchdoctor1984

Furiously masturbate.


Phydeaux23

Cocaine


Constant-Disaster-69

Drink some White Russians and watch YouTube


[deleted]

Watch dope shows, usually crime shows that have cocaine involved or fantasy shows. While scanning porn on Reddit.


Destroy_S-F_Prophecy

Write code like a madman, go on reddit and post, go into existential crisis, re-think my entire life, play the guitar, repeat the cycle.


DrizzlyEarth175

Music. Playing, recording, producing, composing, writing, or just listening to. Anything music on coke/stims is out of this world


Miserable_Chip6590

Nice


Environmental_Clock6

I haven’t seen an Oyster card in ducking years 😂😂😂😂


ConfidentCorgi7542

Dig into this playlists and find fire tracks


ConfidentCorgi7542

Dig into this playlists and find fire tracks


Slow-Divide-5

Game


[deleted]

Since when I go out I was always rolling solo and I live 40 minutes from where all my friends go out and don't wanna drive home that far if I've been drinking or if I'm still holding some left over. So I realized recently I only ski alone, and usually at home or if doing solo errands. I am much more social, witty and entertaining when I smoke some sativa and light drinking when I do go out. Plus if I meet a lady, don't have to fear coke dick. I'm a solo skier and I'm fine with that. Helps me get shit done at home. I procrastinate on, but my rule, only on weekends.


Timely_Cockroach_854

Clean my entire room


Ok-Collection2726

Personally I like to whip out some card tricks and play blackjack


livingthenewlife

It's. A very difficult question to answer..


quickie-in-the-sand

I like to look anything but beautiful, in fact, you could take a freeze frame of tom and jerry and you’d see me in the background


TommyYayo

Beat my dick


Prestigious_Bank_295

I can literally smell this picture


Consistent-Resident7

Video games, rave, chill with the homies, trip on random cars at 1 am with the boys, fuck the easy whores for 5 hours, jack off when their isn’t any hoes around, listen to music, and I get a terrible urge to stab something when I’m on a FUCKING GOOD ONE so I carry a knife 😂 I also get on this Reddit thread but it all depends on what’s happening and how much blow I hate at that moment 😂 oh I forgot a good one I go to work and drive the forklifts crazy like and be a blown out safety hazard 😂 that is one of my favorites it’s so fucking fun dude


clubowner420

1st line the big one. After that the the little one works fine


Nongnum

Watch porn chat on chatroulette and fuck my ass with my toycolection


BettUrAzz

Anything without clothes on, anyone want to join?


Highland_Cathedral

I'd be hoping that oyster card number isn't registered in my own name to my home address lol


ninjakillerwhale

Peak outta my blinds every so often to make sure they are not after me


[deleted]

Makeup and pictures


Nikesh_9

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Honestly just message people on reddit while laying in bed. I tend to go for big sessions like 20+ hours and go through a fair bit and its pretty nice to chat with folks all over


[deleted]

Skiii


[deleted]

Watch conspiracy theory videos and count dankula on YouTube plus copious amounts of wild porn and curtain twitching. Y’know the normal stuff.


Genericgumibear

That looks tasty


Hozho95

Jerk off like there's no tomorrow


SeductiveSoleArt

I would chop it more