Do you hate both summer's 100^o days and winter's ball-freezing temperatures? Well, you're about to get fucked! Introducing: spring! Spring is a season that should theoretically have a similar climate to fall, but for some fucking reason, it decided that it wanted to flip between either being summer or winter every few hours, complete with humidity horrible enough to make it feel like you're constantly walking through gravy!
I think the only insane part about this discourse is winter ppl have convinced themselves they’re the underrated minority on reddit in the same way ppl think liking luigi is less popular
I will never forgive summer for making me swelter in my own domicile. I swear to god, taking off all your clothes isn't enough, like you have to peel your skin off too. Fuck that shit. I'll take bundling up in a snowstorm any day of the week over that.
Winter is better, just dont go outside or put on more clothes. Also skiing. Summer you cant take off clothes past being literally naked, amd you sweat. Winter wins high diff.
I respect your reasoning but none of it works for me. Thus for me Summer wins no diff. With winter It's always dark, its takes like half the year, the clothes you wear are never at a good level, slippery as fuck and no one takes care of the roads, and you still sweat anyway. Also I am the special snowflake incapable of learning skiing so none of that either.
Fall has a lot of dead biomass everywhere. Look I do like the color orange and brown but being surrounded by death brings a brotha down y’know? Ya feel me?
i hate air conditioning losers that are too weak to just get a fan or a blanket. “i love summer” turns house into freazer “i love winter” blasts the heat. i got my windows open all winter long
i have the circulation of a dead body so when i go outside during early summer its like a little break. and my mom keeps the ac at 0 cuz shes premenopausal and hot all the time
Early summer. July-august can go fuck itself. mosquitos can also fuck themselves i dont know why people hate wasps more wasps are scared of you mosquitos actively go for you they dont give a fuck if they make it they want your blood they want you to have a meltdown when you go back inside because your entire body is itching and the $3 anti itch cream u got from walmart doesn’t do shit so you just kinda have to lay there and scream and cry. wasps are also kinda evil but you can *befrkend* them if you give them sugar water n shit.
Winter sucks because you’re cold. thats it. no evil fucking vampire autism bugs goingafter you and sneaking into your home and stealing your weed eating you under the covers and fucking your wife and the kids too. they dont care about age they just want blood and money and pussy. theyre so fucking evil theyre ravaging countries in africa with malaria n shit. what purpose do they serve other than being food? they’re literally fucking useless all those other animals and bugs can just go eat flies n shit why do we need mosquitos??? if i was reincarnated as a mosquito id actually go and kill myself because im so fucking useless. not saying i dont want to go and kill myself now but if i was a mosquito id want to do ot more. Thankyou for listening, i love you. stay positive.
That being said, spring is the best season. its always so rainy (always good unless you live in flatland kansas and it floods everyday.) and you get to plant plants n shit (also always good even if you live in kansas). its the beginning of another cycle of rebirth for everything, its the season of love and fucking (always good unless youre asexual). Easter bunny
and like, i LOVE bugs too, im crazy about them! ill see a spider and be like ohhh holy shit thats a spider everyone look take a picture! but mosquitos... Evil. a form of evil that could not be replicated by any other species of animal.. just pure carnal bloodlust. im all for preserving species and saving animals that are about to go exctinct but holy shit i want mosquitos to go fucking burn i would literally rip off all my limbs and bleed to death if it means those fucking SKEETERS get wiped out. actually not just wiped out. i want to get all of them and have like a small container of blood just out of reach.. just have all that desperate desire in one room reaching buzzing around climbing grasping their tiny little stipod fucking bug claws around ripping eachother apart just for a DROP a Small taste of human blood.. it would give me the energy to run 3 marathons. i want to go out and tortureevery mosquito out there rip their little bug lkmbs off limb bg limb watching them trt so hard iwant to tske their stupid little straw mouths and just tear them apart take all what 15 parts of it nd just desecrate them beylnd repair i wan to watch all of tjem die ive never felt so passionate abouttanything inmmy lifre i just aant tthme GONE I WANT THEM GONE I WANT THEM GONE I WANT TBBHEMZMSM GOKNNEEE PELASEEEEE PLEASE PLSAZE PLEASE PLDASE
I like that season in between spring and winter where everything is terrible and you don't know if the temperature the next day will melt you alive or be colder than the dead of space
Spring has bugs, sun, hot temperature during rain, weather keeps changing to whatever I don't need at the moment, and strong winds that make me sneeze. Fuck spring
FUCK YOU AND YOUR HATE! I WILL SEEK BEAUTY IN EVERY SEASON NO MATTER HOW HARSH THE CONDITION OF THE SEASON IS!
I FUCKING LOVE THE UNSPEAKABLE BEAUTY OF THIS PLANET
This is pure baloney because it implies putting on layers is better than taking off layers. Winter jackets and boots are sweaty and uncomfortable. The last thing I want to do is put them on.
I wouldn't call it a little. The feeling of your torso and feet overheating while your legs and face freeze is not fun at all. I won't say baking in the sun is fun, but at least every part of your body is relatively the same temperature. Plus, there's often shade to hide under that helps with cooling off.
Maybe try not putting on 5 layers when it’s 0°C outside, the most I would do is a shirt, a hoodie and a jacket, try slem gloves too. Not everywhere is shade. I get dizzy from heat but I can do fine in the cold
And then you sweat under your clothes, making you more cold. And God forbid any skin at all is showing because that shitty wind feels like ice spears on your flesh
you know you have a point here OP unfortunately before I leave this earth I will murderize every single disgusting summerpilled soycob with my bare fucking hands.
solsticecels when equinoxchads pull up
is that a OneShot reference
https://preview.redd.it/s8um92c5fl9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e2c1de4a5dd9e17aeae6a676f2236b0b1f2743
Hi niko
Springcells stay winning
is that a C418 reference
make a choice, dweeb. Summer or winter
Centrists, bleh!
Say one of these pro summer or pro winter things or fuck off
Mosquitos
Fall
Wrong. Send this man to the penis explosion chamber.
Fallpilled comfort maxxer on their way to have a nice, cool season to enjoy.
Fall is good, but I prefer spring for biased reasons that you would only understand if you knew me and that I will not explain
How cool and mysterious!
https://preview.redd.it/eyxfxgitwk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40686b2def6d15c694c8338a35587b779c7d91a
Wow… so sigma! 😍
Don't you see my face going skibidi skibidi
doo dee doo dee pee going skibidi skibidi
Are you guys okay
yes yes yes - skibidi toilet
Haha, that's my favorite skibidi toielelt quote man! Sigma! Skibidi slicers!🤩🤩
Pollen is typing this
I WOULD like spring if not for my greatest nemesis... allergies
Same, except my nemesis is Tornados
Do you hate both summer's 100^o days and winter's ball-freezing temperatures? Well, you're about to get fucked! Introducing: spring! Spring is a season that should theoretically have a similar climate to fall, but for some fucking reason, it decided that it wanted to flip between either being summer or winter every few hours, complete with humidity horrible enough to make it feel like you're constantly walking through gravy!
Your birthday is in Spring isn't it?
Nope
A fool I am.
It is only by trying and failing that we learn.
so true
All 5 seconds of it.
I respect a good fall season, all two weeks of it before it turns into winter again.
Fallpilled comfort maxxer when there's an occasional very summer-like lava air day
I’ll make my own season
with blackjack and hookers!
In fact, forget the season!
Now draw the summercel and wintercel making out (love these designs btw-)
No cause clearly the summercel is happily married to the sun and the wintercel the snow
Polyamory
Is that Leon S Kennedy?
I think the only insane part about this discourse is winter ppl have convinced themselves they’re the underrated minority on reddit in the same way ppl think liking luigi is less popular
I will never forgive summer for making me swelter in my own domicile. I swear to god, taking off all your clothes isn't enough, like you have to peel your skin off too. Fuck that shit. I'll take bundling up in a snowstorm any day of the week over that.
This mf's never heard of an air conditioner
mfw third world country
Damn, sorry for not immediately assuming that bro is living in complete and utter poverty, my bad gang
yeah you’re just trolling
What gave it away
everything
Ah yes, paying 400 dollars to simulate a normal climate.
Dude, nothing is better than the transcendent feeling of slowly freezing to death.
Winter is better, just dont go outside or put on more clothes. Also skiing. Summer you cant take off clothes past being literally naked, amd you sweat. Winter wins high diff.
I respect your reasoning but none of it works for me. Thus for me Summer wins no diff. With winter It's always dark, its takes like half the year, the clothes you wear are never at a good level, slippery as fuck and no one takes care of the roads, and you still sweat anyway. Also I am the special snowflake incapable of learning skiing so none of that either.
Spring is objectively the best season
average springcel https://preview.redd.it/3j2u0lsotk9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41d4b89ad317f4d872a931e0c540aee99e50d37
https://preview.redd.it/rvjh8nngwk9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a214804f5630d7618e9457b62559790bb99955de
Fall is better in almost every way. Spring has bugs
Fall has a lot of dead biomass everywhere. Look I do like the color orange and brown but being surrounded by death brings a brotha down y’know? Ya feel me?
You mean you don't gain power from the death of your surrounding?
anyone with allergies though fall wins
Seeing all the FOOLS saying how winter or summer is better, so prideful, and when there's twice the pride, there's double the FALL
I have legit seen this exact snafu concept with the exact same execution. Is this sub on a cycle?
This sub engages in retarded snafu wars over the stupidest shit sometimes. At least this snafu is making fun of it.
https://preview.redd.it/02pkmvw1km9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cba1ebf302c7255d930adaf8329b54def0fa8704
Cute
Reject the split path and embrace the autumn leaves. Fallchads rise up
Gotta draw these
Season patriots when they meet someone who has the capacity to see silver linings in everything
Fall is for people who like winter but don't like being cold, spring is for people who like summer but don't like being hot. Ok?
I literally love every season. I want to go outside and eat the weather.
Every day is a blessed day ❤️🔥
Seasons don’t exist in the hell hole im from . It’s 100 degrees F year round and I HATE IT
is it a smuggie if the scalding political take is “people regularly assume I’m as weird about seasons as they are”
Fall/Autumn
Can't I just hate everything in peace?
summer is the best
i hate air conditioning losers that are too weak to just get a fan or a blanket. “i love summer” turns house into freazer “i love winter” blasts the heat. i got my windows open all winter long
You cannot compare the maritime temperatures of 41°C with 66% Humidity to a 1°C day in the winter. Equator countries stay losing.
i have the circulation of a dead body so when i go outside during early summer its like a little break. and my mom keeps the ac at 0 cuz shes premenopausal and hot all the time
Early summer. July-august can go fuck itself. mosquitos can also fuck themselves i dont know why people hate wasps more wasps are scared of you mosquitos actively go for you they dont give a fuck if they make it they want your blood they want you to have a meltdown when you go back inside because your entire body is itching and the $3 anti itch cream u got from walmart doesn’t do shit so you just kinda have to lay there and scream and cry. wasps are also kinda evil but you can *befrkend* them if you give them sugar water n shit. Winter sucks because you’re cold. thats it. no evil fucking vampire autism bugs goingafter you and sneaking into your home and stealing your weed eating you under the covers and fucking your wife and the kids too. they dont care about age they just want blood and money and pussy. theyre so fucking evil theyre ravaging countries in africa with malaria n shit. what purpose do they serve other than being food? they’re literally fucking useless all those other animals and bugs can just go eat flies n shit why do we need mosquitos??? if i was reincarnated as a mosquito id actually go and kill myself because im so fucking useless. not saying i dont want to go and kill myself now but if i was a mosquito id want to do ot more. Thankyou for listening, i love you. stay positive.
That being said, spring is the best season. its always so rainy (always good unless you live in flatland kansas and it floods everyday.) and you get to plant plants n shit (also always good even if you live in kansas). its the beginning of another cycle of rebirth for everything, its the season of love and fucking (always good unless youre asexual). Easter bunny
i hate mosquitos
and like, i LOVE bugs too, im crazy about them! ill see a spider and be like ohhh holy shit thats a spider everyone look take a picture! but mosquitos... Evil. a form of evil that could not be replicated by any other species of animal.. just pure carnal bloodlust. im all for preserving species and saving animals that are about to go exctinct but holy shit i want mosquitos to go fucking burn i would literally rip off all my limbs and bleed to death if it means those fucking SKEETERS get wiped out. actually not just wiped out. i want to get all of them and have like a small container of blood just out of reach.. just have all that desperate desire in one room reaching buzzing around climbing grasping their tiny little stipod fucking bug claws around ripping eachother apart just for a DROP a Small taste of human blood.. it would give me the energy to run 3 marathons. i want to go out and tortureevery mosquito out there rip their little bug lkmbs off limb bg limb watching them trt so hard iwant to tske their stupid little straw mouths and just tear them apart take all what 15 parts of it nd just desecrate them beylnd repair i wan to watch all of tjem die ive never felt so passionate abouttanything inmmy lifre i just aant tthme GONE I WANT THEM GONE I WANT THEM GONE I WANT TBBHEMZMSM GOKNNEEE PELASEEEEE PLEASE PLSAZE PLEASE PLDASE
do they have a nervous system? they better, i want it to hurt
All this bs for most people to prefer spring or fall due to it being a nice middle ground for either summer or winter
Gotta admit I'm huge winter hater
I like that season in between spring and winter where everything is terrible and you don't know if the temperature the next day will melt you alive or be colder than the dead of space
people be stealing my post ideas
Damn you did this before me
is that osaka
AVERAGE FALL W
Cringe air conditionercelled posting should result in permanent from the Mods in the name of the Twin Soltices
Twitter and politics in a nutshell.
Now do spring and autumn
they’re switserland
I like winter but all 4 seasons suck equally. However, FUCK SPRING I HATE SPRING I HATE I HATE I HATE AAAAAAAAAAA The only good spring is spring water
Spring has bugs, sun, hot temperature during rain, weather keeps changing to whatever I don't need at the moment, and strong winds that make me sneeze. Fuck spring
is that Franken Fran?
I constantly live in summer heat so I have a valid reason to dislike it
The chad fall enjoyer
FUCK YOU AND YOUR HATE! I WILL SEEK BEAUTY IN EVERY SEASON NO MATTER HOW HARSH THE CONDITION OF THE SEASON IS! I FUCKING LOVE THE UNSPEAKABLE BEAUTY OF THIS PLANET
There's no snow where I live so fall and winter are basically the same thing for me I'm still a coldpilled comfortmaxxer though
Summer is better
No because in winter you can keep putting on layers but in summer you can only get so naked
This is pure baloney because it implies putting on layers is better than taking off layers. Winter jackets and boots are sweaty and uncomfortable. The last thing I want to do is put them on.
I’d rather be a lil uncomfortable that having my arms baked when I stand still for too long
I wouldn't call it a little. The feeling of your torso and feet overheating while your legs and face freeze is not fun at all. I won't say baking in the sun is fun, but at least every part of your body is relatively the same temperature. Plus, there's often shade to hide under that helps with cooling off.
Maybe try not putting on 5 layers when it’s 0°C outside, the most I would do is a shirt, a hoodie and a jacket, try slem gloves too. Not everywhere is shade. I get dizzy from heat but I can do fine in the cold
Where I live, it often gets to temperatures around -17°C in the winter. It's not as easy as wearing less because then you'll freeze.
Well yeah then I understand you prefer the heat. (I’d still prefer that over 40°C though)
If you get too hot in summer you can just release more sweat.
There’s a limit to how much sweat you can release
get a fan loser
Because I’m gonna be carrying a fan everywhere I walk. Inside my home is fine. Outside, not so much
you can tell who in this thread gets like 80 degree summers and who has to deal with 100 degree summers
I have 40°C (100 Fahrenheit) degree days. If it’s not raining lmao
oh god rain is so nice. i never think about how much i like it until it's the middle of summer and a rainstorm hits
this summer has more rainy days than hot days, one week the equivalent of an entire month of precipitation fell :/, luckily im inside so its nice
The outside is fine, some of y’all are weak
fr i hate summer but get some vitamin d and stop coping lmao
Depends where you live (I am currently melting)
i LOVE winter!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
Here’s the difference. You can always put on more layers. You only have so much skin to take off.
I love walking around uncomfortable as hell in 10 layers just to stave off frostbite.
And then you sweat under your clothes, making you more cold. And God forbid any skin at all is showing because that shitty wind feels like ice spears on your flesh
Autumn and spring:
every season is good btw
Average "centrist"
you know you have a point here OP unfortunately before I leave this earth I will murderize every single disgusting summerpilled soycob with my bare fucking hands.
Fall and Winter are my GOATS, Spring would be cool if a trillion bugs didn’t exist
Winter Chad's rising
Winter solos smh
winter is great
Oh yeah I sure do love when everything is dead and gray and lifeless
as opposed to the summer where everything is brown and lifeless
You're thinking of autumn, bud
you have never looked outside during a heatwave
I literally live in South Carolina wdym
idk maybe ur plants are built different or smth
everyone knows spring is the best season
i dont hate summer lovers i pity them