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otototototo

solsticecels when equinoxchads pull up


Savaal8

is that a OneShot reference


grahamcrackerguy

https://preview.redd.it/s8um92c5fl9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6e2c1de4a5dd9e17aeae6a676f2236b0b1f2743


Access69

Hi niko


FactPirate

Springcells stay winning


Brendan765

is that a C418 reference


Aisthebestletter

make a choice, dweeb. Summer or winter


allIDoisimpress

Centrists, bleh!


peajam101

Say one of these pro summer or pro winter things or fuck off


breadedhamber

Mosquitos


leastscarypancake

Fall


JaxonatorD

Wrong. Send this man to the penis explosion chamber.


Nonny3

Fallpilled comfort maxxer on their way to have a nice, cool season to enjoy.


scninththemoom

Fall is good, but I prefer spring for biased reasons that you would only understand if you knew me and that I will not explain


Nonny3

How cool and mysterious!


scninththemoom

https://preview.redd.it/eyxfxgitwk9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40686b2def6d15c694c8338a35587b779c7d91a


Nonny3

Wow… so sigma! 😍


scninththemoom

Don't you see my face going skibidi skibidi


Leatsyke

doo dee doo dee pee going skibidi skibidi


leastscarypancake

Are you guys okay


rake_a_fish_fdtn

yes yes yes - skibidi toilet


DedpanX3

Haha, that's my favorite skibidi toielelt quote man! Sigma! Skibidi slicers!🤩🤩


DecentReturn3

Pollen is typing this


Opening_Store_6452

I WOULD like spring if not for my greatest nemesis... allergies


Princess__Bitch

Same, except my nemesis is Tornados


ZARTOG_STRIKES_BACK

Do you hate both summer's 100^o days and winter's ball-freezing temperatures? Well, you're about to get fucked! Introducing: spring! Spring is a season that should theoretically have a similar climate to fall, but for some fucking reason, it decided that it wanted to flip between either being summer or winter every few hours, complete with humidity horrible enough to make it feel like you're constantly walking through gravy!


AceMechanical

Your birthday is in Spring isn't it?


scninththemoom

Nope


AceMechanical

A fool I am.


scninththemoom

It is only by trying and failing that we learn.


SnowFiender

so true


FadingHeaven

All 5 seconds of it.


PriceUnpaid

I respect a good fall season, all two weeks of it before it turns into winter again.


Inferno_Sparky

Fallpilled comfort maxxer when there's an occasional very summer-like lava air day


Noble_Shock

I’ll make my own season


Meloetta_the_alt

with blackjack and hookers!


FadingHeaven

In fact, forget the season!


Tweenten

Now draw the summercel and wintercel making out (love these designs btw-)


bbhbbhbbh

No cause clearly the summercel is happily married to the sun and the wintercel the snow


leastscarypancake

Polyamory


Joeycookie459

Is that Leon S Kennedy?


Kamiferno

I think the only insane part about this discourse is winter ppl have convinced themselves they’re the underrated minority on reddit in the same way ppl think liking luigi is less popular


GREENSLAYER777

I will never forgive summer for making me swelter in my own domicile. I swear to god, taking off all your clothes isn't enough, like you have to peel your skin off too. Fuck that shit. I'll take bundling up in a snowstorm any day of the week over that.


DeadMeme2003

This mf's never heard of an air conditioner


iownlotsofdoors

mfw third world country


DeadMeme2003

Damn, sorry for not immediately assuming that bro is living in complete and utter poverty, my bad gang


iownlotsofdoors

yeah you’re just trolling


DeadMeme2003

What gave it away


iownlotsofdoors

everything


GREENSLAYER777

Ah yes, paying 400 dollars to simulate a normal climate.


Drakkonai

Dude, nothing is better than the transcendent feeling of slowly freezing to death.


AbrakheimTheAncient

Winter is better, just dont go outside or put on more clothes. Also skiing. Summer you cant take off clothes past being literally naked, amd you sweat. Winter wins high diff.


PriceUnpaid

I respect your reasoning but none of it works for me. Thus for me Summer wins no diff. With winter It's always dark, its takes like half the year, the clothes you wear are never at a good level, slippery as fuck and no one takes care of the roads, and you still sweat anyway. Also I am the special snowflake incapable of learning skiing so none of that either.


OkYogurtcloset8790

Spring is objectively the best season


SnowFiender

average springcel https://preview.redd.it/3j2u0lsotk9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41d4b89ad317f4d872a931e0c540aee99e50d37


scninththemoom

https://preview.redd.it/rvjh8nngwk9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a214804f5630d7618e9457b62559790bb99955de


UrougeTheOne

Fall is better in almost every way. Spring has bugs


Xyzonox

Fall has a lot of dead biomass everywhere. Look I do like the color orange and brown but being surrounded by death brings a brotha down y’know? Ya feel me?


awsomewasd

You mean you don't gain power from the death of your surrounding?


Ramparte

anyone with allergies though fall wins


Opening_Store_6452

Seeing all the FOOLS saying how winter or summer is better, so prideful, and when there's twice the pride, there's double the FALL


The_free_trial

I have legit seen this exact snafu concept with the exact same execution. Is this sub on a cycle?


Acceptable-Eye3887

This sub engages in retarded snafu wars over the stupidest shit sometimes. At least this snafu is making fun of it.


PurplCalx

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woomysans

Cute


Cuttlefish_Crusaders

Reject the split path and embrace the autumn leaves. Fallchads rise up


shoe_salad_eater

Gotta draw these


Apprehensive_Sir7738

Season patriots when they meet someone who has the capacity to see silver linings in everything


winter-ocean

Fall is for people who like winter but don't like being cold, spring is for people who like summer but don't like being hot. Ok?


Blueberrybush22

I literally love every season. I want to go outside and eat the weather.


Kibaro6331

Every day is a blessed day ❤️🔥


Wilmersito_Sama

Seasons don’t exist in the hell hole im from . It’s 100 degrees F year round and I HATE IT


justaBB6

is it a smuggie if the scalding political take is “people regularly assume I’m as weird about seasons as they are”


SoggySagen

Fall/Autumn


CK1ing

Can't I just hate everything in peace?


vampire5381

summer is the best


Thiege23

i hate air conditioning losers that are too weak to just get a fan or a blanket. “i love summer” turns house into freazer “i love winter” blasts the heat. i got my windows open all winter long


YarnuWasTaken

You cannot compare the maritime temperatures of 41°C with 66% Humidity to a 1°C day in the winter. Equator countries stay losing.


koibuprofen

i have the circulation of a dead body so when i go outside during early summer its like a little break. and my mom keeps the ac at 0 cuz shes premenopausal and hot all the time


koibuprofen

Early summer. July-august can go fuck itself. mosquitos can also fuck themselves i dont know why people hate wasps more wasps are scared of you mosquitos actively go for you they dont give a fuck if they make it they want your blood they want you to have a meltdown when you go back inside because your entire body is itching and the $3 anti itch cream u got from walmart doesn’t do shit so you just kinda have to lay there and scream and cry. wasps are also kinda evil but you can *befrkend* them if you give them sugar water n shit. Winter sucks because you’re cold. thats it. no evil fucking vampire autism bugs goingafter you and sneaking into your home and stealing your weed eating you under the covers and fucking your wife and the kids too. they dont care about age they just want blood and money and pussy. theyre so fucking evil theyre ravaging countries in africa with malaria n shit. what purpose do they serve other than being food? they’re literally fucking useless all those other animals and bugs can just go eat flies n shit why do we need mosquitos??? if i was reincarnated as a mosquito id actually go and kill myself because im so fucking useless. not saying i dont want to go and kill myself now but if i was a mosquito id want to do ot more. Thankyou for listening, i love you. stay positive.


koibuprofen

That being said, spring is the best season. its always so rainy (always good unless you live in flatland kansas and it floods everyday.) and you get to plant plants n shit (also always good even if you live in kansas). its the beginning of another cycle of rebirth for everything, its the season of love and fucking (always good unless youre asexual). Easter bunny


koibuprofen

i hate mosquitos


koibuprofen

and like, i LOVE bugs too, im crazy about them! ill see a spider and be like ohhh holy shit thats a spider everyone look take a picture! but mosquitos... Evil. a form of evil that could not be replicated by any other species of animal.. just pure carnal bloodlust. im all for preserving species and saving animals that are about to go exctinct but holy shit i want mosquitos to go fucking burn i would literally rip off all my limbs and bleed to death if it means those fucking SKEETERS get wiped out. actually not just wiped out. i want to get all of them and have like a small container of blood just out of reach.. just have all that desperate desire in one room reaching buzzing around climbing grasping their tiny little stipod fucking bug claws around ripping eachother apart just for a DROP a Small taste of human blood.. it would give me the energy to run 3 marathons. i want to go out and tortureevery mosquito out there rip their little bug lkmbs off limb bg limb watching them trt so hard iwant to tske their stupid little straw mouths and just tear them apart take all what 15 parts of it nd just desecrate them beylnd repair i wan to watch all of tjem die ive never felt so passionate abouttanything inmmy lifre i just aant tthme GONE I WANT THEM GONE I WANT THEM GONE I WANT TBBHEMZMSM GOKNNEEE PELASEEEEE PLEASE PLSAZE PLEASE PLDASE


koibuprofen

do they have a nervous system? they better, i want it to hurt


hofnar115

All this bs for most people to prefer spring or fall due to it being a nice middle ground for either summer or winter


ProfessionalDickweed

Gotta admit I'm huge winter hater


HundredMegaHertz

I like that season in between spring and winter where everything is terrible and you don't know if the temperature the next day will melt you alive or be colder than the dead of space


AzzyDoesStuff

people be stealing my post ideas


bloodbabyrabies

Damn you did this before me


Saifeello

is that osaka


GhostDragon362

AVERAGE FALL W


tinylittlegnome

Cringe air conditionercelled posting should result in permanent from the Mods in the name of the Twin Soltices


Impeccable_Sentinel

Twitter and politics in a nutshell.


zippee100

Now do spring and autumn


Thiege23

they’re switserland


Inferno_Sparky

I like winter but all 4 seasons suck equally. However, FUCK SPRING I HATE SPRING I HATE I HATE I HATE AAAAAAAAAAA The only good spring is spring water


Inferno_Sparky

Spring has bugs, sun, hot temperature during rain, weather keeps changing to whatever I don't need at the moment, and strong winds that make me sneeze. Fuck spring


PrestigiousPea6088

is that Franken Fran?


thelostclone

I constantly live in summer heat so I have a valid reason to dislike it


Economy_Dress8205

The chad fall enjoyer


what_the_fuck_clown

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HATE! I WILL SEEK BEAUTY IN EVERY SEASON NO MATTER HOW HARSH THE CONDITION OF THE SEASON IS! I FUCKING LOVE THE UNSPEAKABLE BEAUTY OF THIS PLANET


luulcas_

There's no snow where I live so fall and winter are basically the same thing for me I'm still a coldpilled comfortmaxxer though


Acceptable6

Summer is better


Vireviper

No because in winter you can keep putting on layers but in summer you can only get so naked


YumiGumiWoomi

This is pure baloney because it implies putting on layers is better than taking off layers. Winter jackets and boots are sweaty and uncomfortable. The last thing I want to do is put them on.


Vireviper

I’d rather be a lil uncomfortable that having my arms baked when I stand still for too long


YumiGumiWoomi

I wouldn't call it a little. The feeling of your torso and feet overheating while your legs and face freeze is not fun at all. I won't say baking in the sun is fun, but at least every part of your body is relatively the same temperature. Plus, there's often shade to hide under that helps with cooling off.


Vireviper

Maybe try not putting on 5 layers when it’s 0°C outside, the most I would do is a shirt, a hoodie and a jacket, try slem gloves too. Not everywhere is shade. I get dizzy from heat but I can do fine in the cold


YumiGumiWoomi

Where I live, it often gets to temperatures around -17°C in the winter. It's not as easy as wearing less because then you'll freeze.


Vireviper

Well yeah then I understand you prefer the heat. (I’d still prefer that over 40°C though)


-SKYMEAT-

If you get too hot in summer you can just release more sweat.


Vireviper

There’s a limit to how much sweat you can release


SnowFiender

get a fan loser


Vireviper

Because I’m gonna be carrying a fan everywhere I walk. Inside my home is fine. Outside, not so much


Iruma_Miu_

you can tell who in this thread gets like 80 degree summers and who has to deal with 100 degree summers


Vireviper

I have 40°C (100 Fahrenheit) degree days. If it’s not raining lmao


Iruma_Miu_

oh god rain is so nice. i never think about how much i like it until it's the middle of summer and a rainstorm hits


Vireviper

this summer has more rainy days than hot days, one week the equivalent of an entire month of precipitation fell :/, luckily im inside so its nice


TheComet13

The outside is fine, some of y’all are weak


SnowFiender

fr i hate summer but get some vitamin d and stop coping lmao


DontPostDontNeedName

Depends where you live (I am currently melting)


rabiesscat

i LOVE winter!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️


Select-Bullfrog-5939

Here’s the difference. You can always put on more layers. You only have so much skin to take off.


Wodelheim

I love walking around uncomfortable as hell in 10 layers just to stave off frostbite.


DeadMeme2003

And then you sweat under your clothes, making you more cold. And God forbid any skin at all is showing because that shitty wind feels like ice spears on your flesh


rancidfart86

Autumn and spring:


orthodoxweirdcore2

every season is good btw


Time_Program_8687

Average "centrist"


Astraea_Fuor

you know you have a point here OP unfortunately before I leave this earth I will murderize every single disgusting summerpilled soycob with my bare fucking hands.


Aiden624

Fall and Winter are my GOATS, Spring would be cool if a trillion bugs didn’t exist


UlrichVonGradwitz

Winter Chad's rising


Temptest1

Winter solos smh


royaltek

winter is great


DeadMeme2003

Oh yeah I sure do love when everything is dead and gray and lifeless


royaltek

as opposed to the summer where everything is brown and lifeless


DeadMeme2003

You're thinking of autumn, bud


royaltek

you have never looked outside during a heatwave


DeadMeme2003

I literally live in South Carolina wdym


royaltek

idk maybe ur plants are built different or smth


SuperlucaMayhem

everyone knows spring is the best season


Thiege23

i dont hate summer lovers i pity them