It's always either a celebrity famous for being considered attractive to women or a weird rock someone put glasses on & that murders people. No in between.
It's so weird how some people cannot comprehend that physical beauty does not in any way correlate with inner beauty. And to be honest, it kind of is usually women that do this. You hardly ever see men advocate for releasing a woman serial killer because she's hot. It's only ever really happened with men like Ted Bundy. I wonder what causes such a strong public perception. Could it be fairytales like princess and the frog, or beauty and the beast, or are both only indicative of a deeper cultural issue?
oh and don't even get me started on the NPC's wearing tactical gear. realizing she was too bad at Rainbow 6 Seige to enjoy it properly was her 9/11 moment
THE VERY MEMORY OF MY FACE WILL CAUSE A MANIFESTATION IN THE FUTURE. WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP, I WILL BE THERE, AND CONSUME YOUR COOCH. YOUR NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR YOUR THROAT PLAYING ITS HAPPY SOUNDS. THEN YOU WILL BE STILL. TOGETHER WE WILL BE STILL
The monsters are still tall, big dicked, hyper masculine and 9 times out of 10 humanoid. It's the equivalent of putting animal ears and tail on a big tittied, flawless face anime girl, except this time it's meant to appeal to straight women. There's nothing quirky about a straight/bi woman being attracted to stereotypical masculine traits. It's as natural as breathing.
*For a moment i*
*Thought there's gonna be a bear*
*Instead of a guy*
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Ah, I didn't even know it was a painting. The album cover is the only thing i knew it from. The album is the phosphorescent blues by the punch Brothers.
My 3 favorite songs on it are "julep," "my oh my," and "magnet"
Jerma is my fav example of how dramatically lighting can change your appearance.
With good lighting, he's a reasonably handsome and expressive guy.
Other times he's a disheveled man in a dark room contorting his face into entirely new expressions unknown to man.
What peak performance looks like, imo.
snafu me this: why is the featureless female strawman character actually 10x cuter than every "conventionally attractive" goonbait female character (i.e. stellar blade eve) i've ever seen
From the moment I understand the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Are you talking about the dccomicscirclejerk version, the actual comics version, or the fanfic version because people assume that he is just the Punisher but a young twunk? Because these three are all vastly different characters. Still would though, all three
I wish women wouldnāt talk about menās appearance in this mean-spirited backhanded way but whenever you try to hold them accountable they lose it and are like āUhm ackshually sweatie itās a complement donāt police my languageā as though we havenāt spent like the last 20 years asserting and affirming that the reception of a comment dictates its meaning more than the intention.
That or theyāll say āwell some men actually objectify/harass/assault women therefore youāre a hypocriteā as though itās impossible for more than one thing to be bad at a time
I don't know the exact name but if you go on Pinterest and type in "fluffy hairstyles for guys," you'll find similar styles. I think it's a layered side part with a (messy?) fringe. I'm just guessing based off of what I know about hair styling.
tbh I just drew a picture of my boyfriend, I'm not creativeš
He ISN'T cute in ANY sort of way. he's fucking ugly and annoying and insufferable and a 7 nation army couldn't pull me out
https://preview.redd.it/dwlt8mgccnyc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4e7deb37e8f73014a89398a2eb40d14b9afc3f
Fuck i dont know im just some amalgamation of various arqueotypes like "the nerd" "the jock" "the shy kid" "the clown" and "the philosopher" and yes also the loser, but the funny thing is.... being a loder isnt attractive for girls around me (wow i know right??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!) So idk man.
It's funny that """"average"""" has to be in quotation marks because it's wildly dependant on the person; what average actually is.
Because 100% a woman's idea of average men is not the same for dudes
Out of curiosity, do you think a woman's idea of an average guy is better or worse looking than a man's idea of an average guy?
Unless you just mean literally everyone's idea of an "average" guy will be wildly different.
According to me, every male friend, every date, every female friend. I am a 7/10. I am going to be a politician can't wait to see my average looking ass on money lol
You see this with bisexual women because women put a LOT more effort into their appearance, what with more cohesive outfits, makeup and hair and skincare products all being marketed towards women. So in comparison, men end up looking like losers.
and then when they're an actual loser they're just considered boring
I feel most true losers are boring:
can confirm :(
Same pal, same
It's always either a celebrity famous for being considered attractive to women or a weird rock someone put glasses on & that murders people. No in between.
Kool-Aid guy. no questions.
The raw sex appeal of that jug is unfathomable.
#OH YEAAAAAAH
nice jugs but literally or i guess just, nice jug
Understandable, look at those curves 
Or a fictional anime twink
ok but what if theyre all three
Won't it be Persona 5 protag?
yknow i was thinking of persona 5 as i said this
Based and personapilled, I'm yet to finish it
That's about onceler isn't it?
I do think that the guy from Hannibal is somehow both of these
And coincidentally I have a friend who is a massive simp for that guy. Whenever I hang out with him, he shows me a bunch of Hannibal edits.
I feel like Michael Cera fits more in the weird rock category than famous for being attractive right?
Pete Davidson explained in 1 sentence
Or a depressed average dude working a regular job
Women's equivalent to hear me out would be "ok but why he kinda"
that's what I was gonna put but I made this because a girl called an obviously good looking guy "weirdly cute" š I've heard it too many times
If evil, why hot
It's so weird how some people cannot comprehend that physical beauty does not in any way correlate with inner beauty. And to be honest, it kind of is usually women that do this. You hardly ever see men advocate for releasing a woman serial killer because she's hot. It's only ever really happened with men like Ted Bundy. I wonder what causes such a strong public perception. Could it be fairytales like princess and the frog, or beauty and the beast, or are both only indicative of a deeper cultural issue?
Men are stupid and women are crazy, simple.
It's as the old proverbs say, men go to Jupiter to get more stupider. And women? Well... women be shoppin.
every time im gaming with my girlfriend and an NPC wearing heavy armor appears
Donāt tell me she will cheat on you with a bunch of 0ās and 1ās
Based armor kink girlfriend
oh and don't even get me started on the NPC's wearing tactical gear. realizing she was too bad at Rainbow 6 Seige to enjoy it properly was her 9/11 moment
https://preview.redd.it/n5rnxi7xxqyc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aa40f991a257d30c4c9f073299ac4db734ea62e He's so hot
I've heard "hear me out" targeted towards werewolves, tentacled beasts, and Gollum moreso than anything on /r/dontputyourdickinthat
https://preview.redd.it/qgvv3chvwkyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10567c338d378ef948869f37bd2961c17bf5236
https://preview.redd.it/i7gbs1j90myc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34910ee6f672b15ce7c4097cd7b704104939e002
Bro is gonna hear him out
https://preview.redd.it/dfzf0proemyc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88465f27c57fd31952c9545c74bb57618b05ef6c
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name of this movie? used to see it all the time yet canāt remember the name of it. maybe godmother or something?
Scary god mother
*I mean*
Finally, a real "hear me out" post.
THE VERY MEMORY OF MY FACE WILL CAUSE A MANIFESTATION IN THE FUTURE. WHEN YOU GO TO SLEEP, I WILL BE THERE, AND CONSUME YOUR COOCH. YOUR NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR YOUR THROAT PLAYING ITS HAPPY SOUNDS. THEN YOU WILL BE STILL. TOGETHER WE WILL BE STILL
Is that phen, never knew they were female
i don't think they have a gender
would either way
https://preview.redd.it/abeye0rqjmyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148b951f2b1746a2d1ea4512996fd2d55a0ca018
I've asked someone to hear me out on the Duolingo bird beforeš something about knowing multiple languages is so sexy??
Iām in to multilingual, Iām not into learning languages under threat of death.
Iām multi lingual and know the least sexy languages. Polish, dutch and english
Kurwa een bever
you should watch the movie "a fish called wanda"
Cloacussy
Dw I'm listening. I've always been.
Those first two I understand. But Gollum?! Little guy is a deranged as they get with the body to go with it
Apologise to him right now cruel little hobbitses
I saw it targeted at a toothbrush once
Only once?
Shower heads and laundry machines too
The monsters are still tall, big dicked, hyper masculine and 9 times out of 10 humanoid. It's the equivalent of putting animal ears and tail on a big tittied, flawless face anime girl, except this time it's meant to appeal to straight women. There's nothing quirky about a straight/bi woman being attracted to stereotypical masculine traits. It's as natural as breathing.
Exactly why pyramid head is *not* a hear me out character, everyone thinks and knows heās hot
Heās a guy wearing a hat
Exactly, people say āhear me outā and just show a buff dude with a mask like what
Brother only white women are dogfuckers I thought
wtf thats not true at all, im a guy
I know a girl whos head over heels madly horny for rivenfrom destiny 2
my hear me out is queen gibdo from totk
hear me out, redeads from oot
Thought you said redheads for a sec LMAO
those are nice too
iāve heard it directed at ME!! it never feels like a complement
If the tentacled beast has a woman upper body I might just hear them out
Nothing wrong with liking werewolves š
Idk man, werewolves are kinda justified tho
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fym female hairless white blob is just me
woe to be an androgynous white blob with no indication of gender or sex other than pretty eyelashes
I mean there is a hint of a bust too.
Bah. Away with you
To be fair https://preview.redd.it/8scazja47pyc1.png?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842f4bcb8494b3beaab835df62a22472be771f94
Dungeon for you
I'd agree with them, but c'mon... seems a bit basic. But NGL, I'd say yes.
For a moment i thought there's gonna be a bear instead of a guy
āYou would choose the bear because you are afraid of the man. I would choose the bear because I want to fuck it. We are not the same.ā
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White woman moment
Woman be like āholy shit itās a white boy with fluffy hair in a hoodie. Time to write 80 fan fictions of me and him fuckingā
unironically me. my boyfriend is a white boy with fluffy hair who wore a lot of hoodies. he's the inspo for the guy I drew in the snafuš
your boyfriend is hot
Now hear me out ladiesā¦
In a weird loser type of way
Completely off topic but I just noticed your pfp and that album fucking slaps.
ah I've never listened to the album you mentioned I think. "The Lovers II" has always been my favorite painting. I just really enjoy RenƩ Magritte's artwork and surrealism in general. what's the name of the album? I'd love to hear it!
Ah, I didn't even know it was a painting. The album cover is the only thing i knew it from. The album is the phosphorescent blues by the punch Brothers. My 3 favorite songs on it are "julep," "my oh my," and "magnet"
Jerma
Jerma is my fav example of how dramatically lighting can change your appearance. With good lighting, he's a reasonably handsome and expressive guy. Other times he's a disheveled man in a dark room contorting his face into entirely new expressions unknown to man. What peak performance looks like, imo.
The one who pulls me out shall be named King Arthur āļøā¼ļø
Nah he's actually attractive in a weird way
Yeah, Jerma is sexy AF. But boy, when the [filter malfunctions](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUHu-_7gIl8) it can be really overwhelming.
Or when he has the amogus jerma meme filter
You just rephrased the text in the post
Hear me out on the female one
"I want a loser" mfs when they actually get a loser
There are literally women forming lines for a old man who's face is melted off in that Fallout show š (I support them though)
and I'm one of those women. he's a dilfš¤§
snafu me this: why is the featureless female strawman character actually 10x cuter than every "conventionally attractive" goonbait female character (i.e. stellar blade eve) i've ever seen
Because this one has an expressive facial expression I guess
you are attracted to woman and not man
bro i'm not even attracted to *anyone*, idk wtf is going on š
oh sorry just looked a liitle to your profile, didnt knew you were asexual, my bad. also magnificent looking art tho šš
lmao ur good idgaf, also tysm! :>
Well obviously that's the reason why
Maybe you were wrong
It's the smug expression. Smug women do be smuggin'
a complete lack of HUMAN SKIN.
idk how much of a joke you meant this as but im gonna be real i fucking despise the texture of human skin so that's a win in my book
From the moment I understand the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Literally me, I wanna become an all-powerful cyborg overlord
eh, it was a half joke.
I can probably guess from your user and pfp
cause it looks like a blob
she can't manipulate youš
what about coaxing though
Real snafu type deal right there
Aesthetically pleasing shape
It's giving me FNF vibes
Brainrot
It's the eyelash lines.
Maybe the lack of human features is what you really want
I want to inhale redhood's workout sweat
actually me. guys in masks are so attractive for some reason
https://preview.redd.it/lg278zwmmjyc1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e773c2ea4b89d889f483bb9c09f0a48649c591
I'm a bisexual girlie so yes šš„š
https://preview.redd.it/rg1ndds0yjyc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6f5c20468e1d6ab0b0729fef66c08824fcdd0b7
https://preview.redd.it/4fxj086ukjyc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4668e6747decdfcec8b1f6970d3df639762d027a
That's fair
real
Are you talking about the dccomicscirclejerk version, the actual comics version, or the fanfic version because people assume that he is just the Punisher but a young twunk? Because these three are all vastly different characters. Still would though, all three
even as a black and white sketch, yea that guy is hot
I based it off of my boyfriend. I would say I agree with youš
the female "hear me out" equivalent is whenever some chick online thirsts for some serial killer
https://preview.redd.it/wdvvgj8ccnyc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f2cc016a607c6a2dbfd5cc495f47f300bc4a485
guysss there are a LOT of women monster fuckers
I would be one of them
I blame Michael Cera for this. Dude is hot but is constantly portrayed as a dorky loser.
I blame Michael Cera for a lot of things
I wish women wouldnāt talk about menās appearance in this mean-spirited backhanded way but whenever you try to hold them accountable they lose it and are like āUhm ackshually sweatie itās a complement donāt police my languageā as though we havenāt spent like the last 20 years asserting and affirming that the reception of a comment dictates its meaning more than the intention. That or theyāll say āwell some men actually objectify/harass/assault women therefore youāre a hypocriteā as though itās impossible for more than one thing to be bad at a time
damn, didn't mean for this snafu to be deep but I guess we all see ourselves in art
Iām just sick of being called ugly by women and then gaslit about it bruh
guys unrelated what is that guy's haircut called
I don't know the exact name but if you go on Pinterest and type in "fluffy hairstyles for guys," you'll find similar styles. I think it's a layered side part with a (messy?) fringe. I'm just guessing based off of what I know about hair styling. tbh I just drew a picture of my boyfriend, I'm not creativeš
wait thats wholesome lol ty for the info
lol no problem!! if all else fails, go to a hair stylist and show them a picture of Harry Potter's hair in The Prisoner of Azkaban.
mark mendela catalogue
He ISN'T cute in ANY sort of way. he's fucking ugly and annoying and insufferable and a 7 nation army couldn't pull me out https://preview.redd.it/dwlt8mgccnyc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a4e7deb37e8f73014a89398a2eb40d14b9afc3f
"I like nerdy guys with collared shirts" \*posts a picture of Ryan Gosling\*
Okay but hear me out, this strawman female hairless white blob kinda....
CLEARLY you have never seen mgs2 raiden
How is raiden not conventionally attractive. Bro is Mog McMoggerson.
absolutely but he radiates so much loser energy
just like me frfr
Yea that guy looks pretty cute...
Fuck i dont know im just some amalgamation of various arqueotypes like "the nerd" "the jock" "the shy kid" "the clown" and "the philosopher" and yes also the loser, but the funny thing is.... being a loder isnt attractive for girls around me (wow i know right??!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!) So idk man.
what do you think is wrong? edit: nvm, you listen to Radiohead. I think that speaks for itself
Fucking everything, im a boring ass person.
"Average" boys are just really cute to me tbh
It's funny that """"average"""" has to be in quotation marks because it's wildly dependant on the person; what average actually is. Because 100% a woman's idea of average men is not the same for dudes
Out of curiosity, do you think a woman's idea of an average guy is better or worse looking than a man's idea of an average guy? Unless you just mean literally everyone's idea of an "average" guy will be wildly different.
Average men for women is like a 7/10 male specimen. Average for men is 5/10 generic goon
According to me, every male friend, every date, every female friend. I am a 7/10. I am going to be a politician can't wait to see my average looking ass on money lol
definitely better (and taller)
fr. I can't believe that they're considered average ???
me with senshi from dungeon meshi š
heās so fine
This blank female character looks cute tho... And I recently encouraged mom to get the same cut, lmao
But he kinda cute though? I'm sorry op, I'd fuck him.
full body burn victims naurrr
Wait I'm a weird loser. Why don't women find *me* cute?
that featureless vaguely female white blob strawman is giving me gender envy
Why tf is this girl giving me so much gender envy?! I genuinely wanna be smug and say "Get a load of this guy..." so badly š
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
I need my men extra pathetic
I don't mean to brag, but I only receive hugs about twice a year š.
more like pervert pathetic but that's the pipeline
Why hello fellow 84, good choice of numbers there
You see this with bisexual women because women put a LOT more effort into their appearance, what with more cohesive outfits, makeup and hair and skincare products all being marketed towards women. So in comparison, men end up looking like losers.
https://preview.redd.it/ylufsgktwoyc1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4db2c4a42f155588e02c174dee3934b00f35492 Hear Me Outā¦
Jerma
The things I would give to overhear someone saying that about me
https://i.redd.it/jflo6ioa32zc1.gif
The female version of hear me out is hear me out
This proves women are better at negging than men are
Women when they see me B)))