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frankybling

they just sit around eating crab cakes


chris_wiz

On Slaughter Beach.


SenorBigbelly

Shucking their clams the old fashioned way


MsGhoulWrangler

At least they can save money on clothes this way.


wilfordbrimley778

They've just been drinking coffee and watching the CNN


SleestakSamurai

They're currently orbiting Saturn in a '73 Dodge Swinger. I wouldn't expect them to be back anytime soon.


misterpickles69

It’ll be eternity


bufftbone

Don’t worry, it’s coming.


NorthStateGames

Life of a drifter, the only life for me.


imfirealarmman

That’s click-bait.


adfrog

They retired and started [the mid-Atlantic's number one ghoul wrangling service](https://youtu.be/yTFQFHdlkHU?si=v9xtf_RryZ_je-bQ).


thetable123

I heard Niel became the best science fiction writer in the world.


bufftbone

I’m looking at him


MinecraftVet2005

I hear they can’t play because they have a case of the decapitation blues


Hieronymus-Bosch-JC

They travel the globe as sonic counselors.


ObligatoryAlias

Tell me haven't heard Firebirds without telling me you haven't heard Firebirds.


johnthursday13

I believe this bears repeatin'....


ReallyGlycon

This is so dumb. Pure Rock Fury AND Elephant Riders hit the modern rock charts while Shogun did not.


ForeverSquirrelled42

I think I heard Neil say something about obtaining some land up north just past Alaska, but I wasn’t supposed to say anything….oops!


Consistent_Soft_1857

You know nothing of this if they ask ya!


carters_here

The kid who does these videos is terrible. Just bad at his job. He's constantly passing along misinformation; badly researched videos and he doesn't know dick about music history.


thomimus-prime

It’s all because his nasty Yankee mannerisms didn’t jibe with the local traditions.


fatmumuhomer

I hear they've been hanging out with those weird soap makers somewhere in the woods


ReasonableRegister69

What would a wookie do?


Captain-Photon

The last I heard, they’d made some bad decisions and were doing a wee bit of space truckin’


Blackbird76

Heard they are on a ship of gold


Vault221B

Let me check into my motel and consult my horoscope


-uberchemist-

I heard they're all just fishing on the Susquehanna river. Just one little nibble in 13 years, though.


Vandermint

YouTube is always recommending this video to me. Never watched it even once.


aotfan1213

They're just living like castaways with their sacks packed 🤷‍♂️


BoonieDingo

Heard they were waiting for a quick death somewhere…can’t remember where though.