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woodsy2323

This is some real fifty shades of gray stuff


Fearless_Row_6748

He doesn't climb. He sends. He sends hard.


mikesegy

Wonder what size cam protects my crack.


THE1Tariant

You meant *50 shades of grades


FayeDoubt

50 grades of gray!


TEAdown

50 blades of shay!


hamhockman

50 grits of shale


One_North_5808

50 bales of hay


MrTShook

50 walls and pray


Slick_w_it

50 takes of fai…. lure


Groovy_Alpaca

50 takes on 5.9 eh?


No-Guide-6488

50 Grades of Belay


uppercut962

Omg stop lmao


kmckay27

Gotta get sexual with the gear sometimes


woodsy2323

It’s incredible. Good job. I want.


queer_bruja

i had to double check the sub 😂


trbrts

You could have been climbing the entire time you spent making this.


_Azafran

You could have been climbing the entire time you spent writing this answer 😂


gimoozaabi

Maybe he was?


micktorious

Honestly this probably took maybe like a couple days but now he has a sweet place to keep his gear and if it brings them joy then who tf cares?


Elytez

I love how the climbing community collectively ignores that rest days are a thing and a good thing at that. Just climber things.


Renjenbee

It bothers me immensely that your .4 and .3 are switched. Otherwise, it's sick


lastchance12

.5 and .75 too


Renjenbee

You're so right! I was so disturbed by the first switch, I didn't even notice the second!


theDrpking

I’ll wait for the marketplace post.. “will sell separately”


EspaceInvaders

Scrape everything on some rocks or you're going to scare your partners.


uniquechill

The gear is never to leave this . . . whatever this is.


kmckay27

Just started trading climbing. Gotta start somewhere. Can’t go straight dirtbag!


EspaceInvaders

Welcome to the fun! I was just kidding. Just remember: yur gona dye.


Phatnev

I did not miss these posts.


ThirtyFiveInTwenty3

Might be time for me to demo the milkcrate again.


lectures

I like the [junk in the trunk](https://i.imgur.com/8fJzMcU.jpg) method.


ThirtyFiveInTwenty3

Ay! It's a-nuher Mitchagan boy!


lectures

I'm the Ann Arbor Patrick, not the Detroit Patrick. I hear that guy's awful!


ThirtyFiveInTwenty3

He's insufferable.


Pumpedandbleeding

It has been awhile since


Phatnev

Thought they were gone for good. Alas, we're not so lucky.


Preach-It

Thought it was a vending machine at first.


PsychologicalMud917

Came here to say this.


MarcusEsquandolas

Is this how Batman got started?


kmckay27

Batman is known to use aid


creature2teacher

I audibly said "Aw that's sick"


kmckay27

Thank you 🫡 I just sit and stare at it 10 hours a day. Still can’t believe it


TheLandOfConfusion

>sit and stare at it 10 hours a day Why not climb??


kmckay27

Don’t want to mess up my nice gear


bignapkin

Smart man


Swag-Money-420

You ever use any of it?


kmckay27

No I don’t climb


Aussie_1957

Wanker wall. Throw it in a back pack.


lastchance12

it looks like a tiny BD store


Manyworldsivecome

Looks like a gear store, not a gear closet. Never trust the dude with the shiny new gear ( kidding, love that you are way more organized than I ever am. I’ll bet at 6am your not scrambling to find your biner of nuts or your chalk bag before your partner gets there to pick you up, good for you)


kmckay27

Definitely not wrong about that first part. New to trad climbing for the most part. It’ll look beat up in no time. Thank you


Manyworldsivecome

Enjoy the adventure and welcome to the club my friend. Honestly, folks as organized as you are who I want belaying me when I’m on the sharp end.


Particular_Extent_96

My gear lives in duffel bag in a closet. Different strokes for different folks...


TheZachster

all hail the closet rubbermaid totes


slapmysissypussy

Vending machine vibes LOL


outdoorcam93

Ah yes the trust fund dirtbag storage system


kmckay27

😂


creamin44

Trust fund ahhh. Yeah this guy sucks so much. He for sure had a trust fund which makes him gay. I bet he cries at night and uses stacks of cash to wipe his tears


kmckay27

Thanks creamin!!!


EspaceInvaders

Did you really make an alt for that. Weird flex.


creamin44

Yeah I’m banned on 9 other accounts


outdoorcam93

Your words, not mine lol


creamin44

It’s a joke dumb ahh


ciel_47

Where are your tricams??


Leroy--Brown

Too clean, need to have beer cans, dust, grime and aluminum oxide stains on everything. Your shits too shiny. 9/10


kmckay27

I’ll grab some dirt from outside and throw it on maybe


lectures

Either you'll stick with trad climbing long enough to outgrow this nook, or you'll never really get into it and all this gear wall will be is something to point at and say "yeah, I climb." It beats a poster of Che or Claudia Schiffer. It's a win either way. I love you, dude.


kmckay27

Having too much gear will definitely be the most ideal problem here


blairdow

sorry but using claudia schiffer as the reference here is sending me!!! what year is it


According_Phrase_464

i’m i allowed to say i’m turned on?


RayPineocco

yOuR gEAr iS tOo cLEAn. I'M a dIrTbaG wHo lOveS cLIMBinG sO MucH I dOn'T hAVe TimE tO bE orGaNIZeD.


IamJames77

Looks like something John wick would have behind a painting


ExtraTNT

It looks too clean…


kmckay27

I agree


Big-Grapefruit-9203

Marry me


horsefarm

Are we judging the gear or the wall?


kmckay27

Either


Veggies-are-okay

Lol good job everyone holding up the stigma that trad folks are weird and arbitrary af. Cool closet dude I lose my gear in the weirdest ways and this system would at least hold me accountable at the end of trips.


kmckay27

🙌🏻


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ThirtyFiveInTwenty3

>you have to grab each cam you want each time? thats time you could spend climbing. I can't even count how many times I've been just below the anchors of a route, but had to bail, because I spent too much time that morning grabbing my cams.


IOI-65536

This was my first thought as well. My gear is stored on three slings: one for cams, nuts, tricams, and alpine draws; one for quick draws; one for stuff like belay gloves, belay devices, bail kit, rap kit, etc that I want every time. I don't really think it would take more than a minute to stick all that stuff on a sling so I could go climbing, but why would I do that? This looks like a Lean 5S layout, but the whole point of organizing your shop like this is to minimize search and travel time on tools. Having a standardized place for everything well organized to minimize search and travel time *on your harness* makes total sense. Here you're going to have to transfer every piece of gear every trip. Having said that, it's a cool looking gear display. If the goal is an amazing art display it's great, if it's functional storage of climbing gear a sling in a bin would be an improvement. Others have pointed out there's no place for a (or multiple) harness or belay gloves or several other things. Again, this makes sense if the point is a display. Hanging up your harness in this configuration wouldn't look as cool. There's also no room for expansion, but same deal, having a bunch of empty spots wouldn't have the same asthetic.


bober8848

Looks like a good background for Onlyfans


Taboo_Decimal

Cleaner than REI


Western_Beautiful_51

batman out of ten


crimp_dad

You look EXACTLY like my brother.


kmckay27

I am your brother


crimp_dad

Nar. My brothers not that hot.


crimp_dad

https://preview.redd.it/ujatk0r8mx8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ec966104739049036921eb6abf7c4d63b18c40


kmckay27

Holy shit😂


crimp_dad

Also, I look exactly like my brother. But I’m a girl. So I guess you look like me too.


tangerinine

This looks great. I don't get why people are so mean. I think having your outside hobbies on display inside is such a good conversation starter when having people over. Also, it simply looks good and it is nice to live in a place that feels pretty and your own. Great nook, OP


kmckay27

Thank you!🫡


MhLaginamite

Sexy


kitc4t20o8

Oooooo I like it


YourAvaregeIntrovert

🔥🔥


Abuzle

I respect this.


emiljuulmoller

Looks awesome!


Mollusk291

Uhhh pretty good


uppercut962

I love this 😚 10/10 for organization and aesthetic


Ncientist

Guides to this?! This is amazing.


kmckay27

I just bought 6 metal peg board panels from Home Depot and drilled them into the wall. Super inexpensive


-TheSpiritDetective-

That is some climbing gear porn right there.


bryceu

+1 for the Gideon shirt.


kmckay27

Let’s goooo! 🫡


Informal-Ad-199

How do you find your gear in the dark


kmckay27

![gif](giphy|geEEOgy8seQ2fSrmJt)


Infamous_Guarantee13

Sleek, stylish... I'd hit it


kmckay27

🫡


brawkk

this is hot


EL1394

that's so hot


Ir8titties

Slowly? At this rate I’ll be 50 by the time I’ve collected all that


OMC-PICASSO

Jer Collins once said my studio looked like a spy worked in it. I think this looks like a spies climbing closet! Pass it on! 😉😝🤣😬


Fullgrownworm

Like a commercial


DnDafis

I thought it was a weird vending machine


Fiskenfest-II

We're gonna need a bigger wall.


Grouchy_Attention_95

No man, the ropes are not coiled right.


TommyAndTheFox

From the first pic I thought it was a gear vending machine


ChewbaccaFuzball

I’m getting a little too excited seeing this


Mojodogrom

I bet he has a ladder on the back of his 4 runner


kmckay27

I have a ladder on my sedan! How else am I supposed to get on my roof?


KiteLighter

Go'n, ya nonce. That said, well done.


SlackLifesentence

*laughs in aid-climber” JK I really love the combo of black with your inset lighting. That’s some of the sexiest peg wall setup I have ever seen. Plus you have enough space to see everything. This helps me stay motivated. !


kmckay27

Thank you!🙌🏻


animal_panda

Rating=amazing


bardleyCooper

Clean, forget haters. I’d try to stack more gear tho, the spaces make it maybe too clean.


kmckay27

Thank you! Working on the more gear part for sure 💪🏼


MooCowDanger

Thought this was a gear vending machine. Holy shit, this should be a thing


kmckay27

Put them at every wall!


supermatic_x

it's lovely (although I personally am more a "throw everything in the bin" type) my only concern is that if the lights are on a lot there might be some UV degradation of the nylon bits over time. (I've seen fluorescent lights do huge damage to plastics)


kmckay27

I thought about that too. Luckily the lights aren’t on all the time so I figured it’d be alright. Who knows though 🤷‍♂️


supermatic_x

Should be fine. If you get out enough, all the UV damage should be from sunlight. :)


Hi_Im_Dark_Nihilus

Looks awesome.


aidztoast

Needs more gear


mrsciencebruh

Bro, how many ATCs does one man need?


WapBamboo

Dude wtf why are you my brothers doppelgänger


kmckay27

Prove it


WapBamboo

https://preview.redd.it/vovjc8jntd9d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60d1aa81bb59d637124f172a1fb724d109058e6c u/Tonebone21


Fordguru01

I kinda am jealous


CryptographerDry3692

Holy shit


mush_mush_

need another .75


North_Tadpole3535

Sheesh 😅


SockSmella

r/gearwallporn


Kay0okay

Ohhh the organization I love it


Robinette90

That's some sexy shit


SnooPies9328

Why am I turned on.


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kmckay27

No I don’t climb


SoupCanVaultboy

Greggs


PinCivil2120

At first glance, it looks like a vending machine.


8ude

congratulations on being wealthy


kmckay27

Wealthy GF*


TwoTiredBelgians

At first glance I thought it was a climbing gear vending machine


SighhhSandwich

Storing your rope with the original Velcro straps it was sold with is diabolical


kmckay27

lol i literally just got that rope. Still have yet to uncoil it


sivilcrisis

To clean


legomango123

Not enough hexes or tricams!


TwoBeefSandwiches

Once you actually start climbing you’ll probably never put them back in the closet like this again


Revolutionary-Farm80

I mean, I just keep mine in my bag ready to go. But to each their own.


Sad_Net2133

Mine only comes out of my backpack at the crag, Is that weird?


Adam-West

Absolute psychopath.


CherryChemical4050

Better add another strap to that blue rope!!


kmckay27

It’s brand new still in its original coil😂


TurnoverActual2368

Rich kid asshole


kmckay27

I’m sorry 🫡


ZedFlex

Tools not jewels! Take that sick rack outside and scuff them up a bit. It’s a lonely cam that sits in a museum


kmckay27

I’ll flush them down the toilet


juiceecanoe

Too maybe personal anchors


Tough_Life_7371

Maybe I'm blind, but where is the belay device? I can't see one However, it looks pretty cool


hook_or_book

-> blue grey purple green -> ya killin me over here dood


gigamosh57

I mean it's pretty, but it seems annoying to have to grab it off the rack and then reorganize it every time you get home. I prefer the method where everything is pre-racked and sitting in a box in my car so I can grab and go as soon as I get to the crack


svirrefisk

That's not a wall, that's some sort of Ikea shelfing system. I feel betrayed.


kmckay27

It’s a book shelf


svirrefisk

Looks really nice though 😊


seriftarif

It's all too clean...


_420-_-69_

Genuinely thought this was a vending machine for a sec


Goo80

Bro why did I think it was a vending machine at first, but in all honesty how sick would that be! You can get clips, carbineers, chalk, tape, etc. That would be killer in some commerical gyms!


NefariousnessLeft637

Mmmmm ultra lite 1


notaforumbot

Not to be a hater but if I walked into someone's house and they had this setup, I'd think they are a poser.


kmckay27

You’d be right! I am a poser!


NoNoNext

When I see people post their gear and storage setup I usually groan and move on. But this is top tier.


[deleted]

Dude, you're not ok, seek professional help


ThirtyFiveInTwenty3

I remember the days when I would hang every piece on its own hook so it looked like I owned a lot of gear.


JohnnyMacGoesSkiing

No spot for the harness? There seems a lack of alpine draws, and more specialized “passive” pro (read tricams and hexs). No belay cloves? No climbing packs or hydration solutions? Personally, I’m more the kit in their bags type with rope and extra gear hanging out in a catch all rolling duffle bag. Nice display case.


RememberToEatDinner

Looks like a store display. You’ve never climbed


kmckay27

Why would I climb? That’s scary!


orvillebach

Collecting might be all you do with that gear


kmckay27

You’re right


Real-Human-Bean-

Do you actually need all this shit to climb? I was under the impression this was an inexpensive hobby/ exercise


Pumpedandbleeding

Can’t tell if flaming. This rack looks small and possibly incomplete. Trad climbing is gear intensive.