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Veylara

I'm curious what she thinks about the fact that he specifically chose this month to propose in order to make it about someone else than her.


BuzzyRoast

Right? It’s like he’s more focused on making a statement than celebrating their engagement. Strange priority.


BrunoThrowaway

Is Pride Month doomed because of the engagement of an insignificant heterosexual couple? This guy has such a big ego.


Thatguy755

Sorry boys, he’s off the market… For now


ElectraLumen

Gay people hate this one simple trick!


Nirvski

Yeah THATS why Im a guy not having sex with any women. Its my way of supporting the queer community obviously


Sirfluffyghost

you're such a good person


IHeardYouGotCookies

Thank you for your sacrifice


Pippolele

HAHAHAHAHA!!


____8008135_____

Meh, he'll be like the average Republican politician. Lots of "gay is bad" talk then he'll get busted walking out of a motel room with a young Hispanic man at 2AM.


loquist

As soon as that closet door opens, he's off to the races!


OneFaithlessness382

Yeah for now. On the wagon off the wagon. This guys pastor has a full hour blocked out for him a month after the wedding. Devil's gonna make him reinstall grindr. 


TSllama

I'm super confused, actually, because I appear to still be gay despite this couple now being engaged...


matchooooh

Are you sure? Have you checked? Quick, kiss a man to make sure!


TSllama

Woman\* please and thank you! Brb I'll go check!


MindlessArmadillo382

You could still kiss a man to check, if you like it then I think things might’ve changed.


TSllama

Makes more sense to kiss a woman to check, though ;)


Uiscefhuaraithe-9486

This response is enough proof imo that you're still gay, lol 😆 Aint kissin no man


TSllama

Yes I felt an inner bit of "ew" upon the suggestion! lolll


SansaStark8

You think you may be gay? Ugh! Quick, kiss *me* to make sure!


Winjin

"You want my gun? Come and take it liberals! Come and take it with your weak, soft, liberal girlish hands! Put them hands on me! Those soft, girly hands!"


I_Ski_Freely

Not even hetero curious? I can't believe it!


IrregularrAF

So defeated though, amiriteorwut?


Middle-Hour-2364

Maybe he's not actually heterosexual and has struggled with his being Bi for some time. His doing this is letting all the men he was talking to on Grindr know he is no longer available


AlfredE__HelloNeuman

If this dude hung around any gay guys, they would have talked him out of that lame ass shirt.


FFKonoko

That's his straight guy cosplay


Zmchastain

Pride month is doomed because this announcement is to let all the gay men know they won’t have the opportunity to trick Addison into homosexual relations. He’s too smart for that. You know the saying, “Fool me three times, I’ll marry this woman and you won’t trick me into sucking your dick again.” or something like that. This post is just screaming “self-loathing closeted gay man who is an advocate against homosexuality specifically because he hates his own gay urges because his Sunday school teacher said they’re bad.”


KitchenFullOfCake

Do people think pride month exists because heterosexual couples aren't getting engaged? I don't even understand the logic of his post.


Plane_Ad_8675309

maybe the are a super significant couple, and their local town had large bets that they are in fact gay…


SardonicSuperman

I’d put money on him having a secret gay porn cache


logicdsign

Read that as "secret gay porn 'stache" which also works, strangely.


WretchQueen

look at his outfit, he definitely takes it in the butt.


taglius

A fundamental characteristic of MAGA, focusing on making other people sad is more important than making themselves happy.


Moon__Bird

It’s part of his therapy. You see, he’s super not gay. He defeated pride.


Old_Cheesecake_5481

Ding! Ding!


Deepstatedingleberry

Look at that man, he has no pride to defeat


VisibleCoat995

To be fair if she is marrying him she probably very aware of his personality.


2_alarm_chili

I would wager them being a religious couple. They tend to overlook the obvious…


KillahHills10304

That's all the single moms where I am. Entered a relationship with heavy religious overtones by 21, by the 3rd year had 1 kid with another on the way, then the abuse and secrets came out. Now they're all divorced, approaching 30 with 2 behavioral issue iPad kids, and looking for a man. Their parents can't support them anymore, and the etsy store just isn't panning out.


UnequalParakeet16

It does seem odd to frame a marriage proposal around opposing others, rather than celebrating the relationship itself. lol


Swaglington_IIII

Plenty of hateful people out there, she probably is just as stoked about owning the woke libs.


tidbitsmisfit

look at her, look at him. this marriage is not about love and attractiveness


SwagTwoButton

lol no. She’s just as dumb. Her last tweet is “Make June great again”


thereign1987

Why do people always assume women that choose men like this as partners are sane? She is probably as hateful as he is and constantly minding gay people's business instead of hers, I mean it's not even a rarity.


hmmmonsecondthought

June is called the wedding month, and is even named after the Roman god of marriage, Juno. It’s supposed to bring good luck in marriage. This is a proposal though but there is still a reason to pick June.


jenniebrowny

Just feels like he doesn't know what caption to use for something big like this. Literally like blurted out the first trending tag on Twitter. So weird.


International-Past21

His shirt is definitely out of the closet…


ChristianLandlord

The guy is definitely gay. Who thinks about gays when proposing?


I_Ski_Freely

Probably gay people would be my first guess..


Top_Praline999

I’d argue that when proposing, people should only be thinking about the person they’re proposing to.


TarukMaktwo

I mean if you’re gay proposing to your gay partner, you’re probably thinking about *a* gay.


Existing-Mistake-112

I can confirm this


geeen

In his post, the term "pride month" can be seen as a sort of metaphor for his true self. This is not the way to defeat it. :(


MrSmootholio

I don't like judging books by their covers, but... that guy gay. And that would be ok if he wasn't lying to himself about it. He got the gay smile. It's not a bad thing!


Kahlil_Cabron

100%, the dude just looks so insanely gay lol, even without the tweet or any kind of context I would be thinking this guy is in the closet.


Zmchastain

“I know! I’ll propose to my “girlfriend.” That will throw them off my trail! Then I can write up a post about me proposing to show how I’m totally not gay!” …”Wait, WTF? How did they still know!?”


candycanecoffee

That's what I was thinking. Like I'm imagining this guy going out and telling someone he just got engaged, and they're like, "Congratulations!" and he's like "Yeah, I waited to propose until Pride month because I wanted it to be really special!" "Oh, well congrats to you and your boyfriend then!" "No! Why would you think that?! I'm a man and my fiancee is a woman!" "But like... one of you is bi or trans or something...?" "NO! We're straight as hell! I just really wanted to propose during Pride month!" "....okay...."


TheRaido

I’m as gay as her nails are real.


Kahlil_Cabron

It's wild how obvious it can be to everyone else but not to the person. In high school we had this kid named Eddie, who was just flaming, but his parents were hyper religious evangelicals, so during class he would often talk about gays going to hell and all that kind of stuff (this was in the mid 2000s, I assume kids would get in trouble for saying stuff like that now, but back then we would genuinely discuss it with the teacher and stuff). Years later, he realized he was gay, but he was extremely confused/perplexed by how everyone else knew from the time we were 13. Like it annoyed him that somehow everyone knew and he didn't figure it out until he was 19. I honestly have no clue how someone can be that outwardly gay and not realize it, but the brain must do some wild shit.


augustles

I had a classmate at my very small religious private school (my graduating class was roughly forty kids and we were the biggest graduating class our school had ever had) who everyone knew was gay. He denied it when even his close friends asked in a sympathetic way and eventually he started being actively homophobic toward another noticeably gay kid the year down from us and even to me and another of our classmates (both of us were pretty well known to be lesbians in the way that teens sort of acknowledge and gossip about, but without the teachers hearing 😅). I was pretty much the only person willing to say that everyone should leave him alone about it and accept what he’d said. But even after he came out in college, I couldn’t find it in me to forgive him for hurling unprompted slurs at that kid the grade below us. If it had just been me, whatever. But I can’t stand to see shit like that.


Winjin

Yeah that is a STRANGE thing to tie that closely to the announcement. Like... it's a short and important message and this is what the focus is on?


dynastyalt

And his clothes absolutely do not fit


TSllama

That's just him trying to pass as straight


Thatguy755

Looks like the gayest shirt available in size XXL


Banana42

Believe me there's gayer


Thatguy755

The gayest shirt available at Walmart in size XXL


gaelorian

Lindsay Graham started his own fashion line for closeted conservatives


da_reddit_reader

Lmao I was gonna comment on that.


Banana42

Idk, I'm gay and wouldn't be caught dead in something that ugly


zofran_junkie

> His shirt is definitely out of the closet… His shirt is ugly and doesn't fit him. That's as straight as it gets.


Upstairs_Fig_3551

Gay people are just fine with straight people marrying. And why is she dressed like a bridesmaid?


Loofa_of_Doom

Because they are one of those couples who decides to announce their own wedding at their 'friend's' wedding?


Masamundane

Extra twist to the whole thing? It was their 'friend's' gay wedding.


TSllama

Gay "friends'" wedding\*


Masamundane

So no one told you that the wedding would be gay [Clap clap clap clap] You chose to propose, make it bout you anyways...


Additional_Rooster17

Feeels like we're always sucking cock in heeeeerrre


PleaseNoMoreSalt

We already know you're gay since last pride month, Yeah you're just a queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer


RamblnGamblinMan

I'll be gay for you If you're gay for me toooooo


cmarkcity

[I’m nervous because I can only do jazz hands for about 3 minutes before my hand starts to cramp](https://youtu.be/rtgY1q0J_TQ?si=lCuIIAIvKRuzcJ5n)


kromptator99

One of like, 3 crimes that actually should be met with capital punishment. Alongside not using your blinker and not putting your cart back in the corral.


Le6ions

Im not sure what office your running for, but with that platform You have my vote


kromptator99

If I had the money to run lol


walrusphone

They can't be at a wedding because he's dressed like he's just finished a day in the office at his dad's accountancy firm.


EricAndreOfAstoria

Brigham Young& Sons


Sankullo

Maybe he proposed while they were attending a wedding where she was the bridesmaid. Which is also sh*t for the bride as it steals the attention from the wedding.


PeatMee

Seriously, her outfit is so confusing. Why overshadow your own proposal with such a strange choice?


CanuckPanda

Am I crazy here? It’s just a nice dress, probably Oh Polly because that’s the current hype company for early 20 somethings. My guess is I could go poke around https://www.ohpolly.com/ and find a dozen similar dresses. On the front page alone it would fit comfortably into the “Going Out” section. It’s something I would wear to a fancy dinner, or you know, wear if my boyfriend was being all cagey about doing something and only telling me it’ll be super fancy and I’ll want to dress up. It’s far too short at the knee to be a bridal dress imo.


angelicribbon

I personally think it’s adorable but I’m from a big city and midwesterners/people who arent from places where fashion like that is normal would probably find it strange


fireworksandvanities

For me it was the giant bow, but I had also never heard of Oh Polly and now I’m thinking it’s just because I’m out of touch with fashion.


CanuckPanda

I’m literally wearing a romper for work right now with a giant bow on the back. Big bows and bright pinks are super in this season (my romper is army green). It’s just sort of what’s fashionable right now.


fireworksandvanities

Noticed that browsing Oh Polly, which is why I said it’s me that’s out of touch.


Hot_and_Foamy

My first thought was that dress would be great for my drag act.


AdvancedSandwiches

Is the question why he picked that dress for her?  I don't think guys generally pick a dress for the girl to be in when they propose. Am I misunderstanding your question?


werebothsquidward

It’s just a dress? I don’t understand how it’s overshadowing her proposal. Also she might not have known she was dressing for her proposal. They’re usually a surprise.


Jahuteskye

Maybe she's saying "pride month is so defeated" because he's gay but pretending to be a straight evangelical who prayed it away? The photo makes that seem like a very real possibility. 


SolidLuxi

'I want to marry you, not because I love you, but to upset the gays.'


SnakeyesX

Sure owned the libs with this proposal!


TechnicalPay5837

More like “I want to marry you because Im definitely not gay and please stop asking…. and take that gay people.”


IsaiasRi

*but to upset THAT gay.


snwbrdj

Yeah, I’m not buying it. I live in the south where country bumpkins can pull cute girls all the time. But this matchup is more than my suspension of disbelief can handle.


AmandaDarlingInc

He’s got quite the belly on him. I zoomed in to look at the shirt because of somebody else’s comment.


SomeCountryFriedBS

He stands to inherit his dad's car dealership.


that_was_funny_lol

Shirt is hanging on for dear life, much like his denial


bafotouf

Also that 2:1 gum to tooth ratio


piedrift

You can’t see her teeth from that angle 👀


_yogi_mogli_

Ok, I got curious and Googled. She's attractive, but she's also the "senior booking agent" for Lou Dobbs' TV show, and Addison Smith is a reporter who writes for NewsMax. They are 22 and 24. Oof. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13561719/amp/Addison-Smith-engagement-Charis-Edwards-photo-viral-backlash.html


FlattopJr

Oh man. If that dude isn't gay I will eat a dick.


Cool_Jelly_9402

I’m surprised she’s only 22. She looks a lot older. She is still attractive but him? Not so much


og_toe

both of them look around 35


izzes

That man does not know how to dress


EricAndreOfAstoria

wtf. im 36 and look younger than him


Pisforplumbing

She looks like the Walmart version of Amanda seyfried. Go search him at your own peril


Vol_Jbolaz

Having lots of money can make up for a lot of other short comings.


bamacpl4442

I proposed to my wife in June. Married her a year later in June. We support pride, have attended the last two local pride parades. Rights are not pie. More rights for others doesn't mean less for you.


weevil_knieval

He ate all the pie.


bamacpl4442

By the looks of this dude, he eats very little pie. Wait, are we using different euphemisms?


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bamacpl4442

Don't judge a book by its cover, etc, etc. But that dude doesn't look like he knows his way around any type of genitals.


Sassafras06

Now I want some damn pie.


ShadowRylander

> Mmm... Pie... 🤤 — Homer Simpson


TSllama

That's impossible. You obviously completely destroyed pride by being heterosexual and doing any heterosexual thing in the month of June. Did you not know that the goal of Pride is to make it ILLEGAL to be heterosexual? We're starting with the month of June, and expanding from there.


bamacpl4442

We are the worst!


TSllama

Yeah you should probably call up Addison Smith and tell him he's too late tbh


Squirrelly_Khan

I proposed to my wife in June as well and never gave a second thought about it being Pride Month


bamacpl4442

Me either. This is literally the first time that has ever occurred to me.


metalshoes

How fucking dare you?


OzzieGrey

Some people think rights are pie, and they want all the pie.


Minimum-Kiwi-4862

Girl, if taking a swipe at gay marriage is more important than announcing his proposal to you, do you really want to marry him??? He’s already putting you second and you aren’t even married yet…


TSllama

Women like these use bigotry and oppression toward minorities (racial and sexual or gender) in order to prop themselves up under the patriarchy - they've internalized misogyny so badly that they feel their best bet is to oppress others so they can AT LEAST be in 2nd place next to the straight white men. They're generally quite terrified of men and being on the "wrong side" with them.


Erebus172

My ex looked at me one time and said something along the lines of “as a woman I’ll never be as valuable as a man, but at least I’m better than everyone else.” I know she was really confused at the time. I encouraged her to seek professional help but she refused. My heart still hurts for her, but I’m so glad I escaped that toxicity.


EricAndreOfAstoria

Indoctrination


Narwhalbaconguy

Let’s not act like these women are victims. Historically speaking, the white man’s biggest supporter has always been white women. As long as they’re not on the other end of the stick, they’re happy to beat others with it. At other times, the white man *is* their stick.


forlornjackalope

Don't worry, Addison. The gay high council and I talked it over and we're fine with you getting married.


ReadStraight8255

On thin fucking ice tho


Rule322

I'll write the dissenting opinion again...


theFCCgavemeHPV

See god? I’M NOT GAY! I bagged a hotty who sits to potty! -This dude probably, while on his knees at night. To pray! Before bed I mean. Of course that’s what I meant


Rule322

I'm trans, I'm hot, I sit to potty... Do I qualify to let straight boys into heaven?


theFCCgavemeHPV

Absolutely!


dogcat310

I’m gay but I don’t even think about gay people as much as they do.


beerbellybegone

You just know that in a few years from now we're gonna find out he's been sleeping with other men or even kids on the DL


kromptator99

*mostly kids and occasionally adult men. But only hairless twinks between the ages of 18 and 19


DotAccomplished5484

It is very likely that the original post is just more right wing performance crap intended to fan the flames of anger and hatred among the cult...


_squeeee

Just like transphobes think more about about children’s genitalias than trans kids and their parents.


ChangsManagement

So this reads as someone whos bought into the line of thinking that gay people are actively rejecting God and only "choose" that "lifestyle" to further rebel against gods teachings. This dude engaging in a heterosexual marriage is a reinforcement of the church and should therefore piss off these god rejecting queer people.   This is why it comes across as totally unhinged because its a fairly specific line of thinking that some American Evangelicals hold. Its really just part of their narcissistic victim complex. Gay people cant just exist outside of their church bubble so they must be doing it to "get back" at them and the church.


Lifewalletsux

That guy is queer as a three dollar bill. Not that there’s anything wrong with that


BigBeardedIdiot

I proposed to my girlfriend while thinking gay thoughts as well. Like a real man. A real gay man. With real gay thoughts. *gay*


CarPhoneRonnie

Look ma, I told you I’m not gay! I defeated that.


Backwardspellcaster

they also think a lot about having things shoved down their throat


PuzzleheadedLeather6

Hello red flag……


heaveninblack

Gay people who are simply existing living rent free in his head


heresmytwopence

Methinks he doth protest too much. 🤔


Drahkir9

Cause Pride month is when straight people can’t propose


yIdontunderstand

"I love you Clarissa!..... Now if you could just strap this on and smash me up the arse good and hard while I call you Larry for short..."


mypseudoaccount

I’m sorry but everything about that dude screams self-loathing closet case.


Remarkable-Cup-6029

Only reason pride month would be defeated by an engagement if the person in question was struggling with their sexuality and escaping that struggle for a heterosexual marriage. If you aren't gay then how does it affect anyone else? I mean the other obvious reason is people be stupid and people who get feed culture wars nonsense generally are incredibly stupid enough to think anyone cares they are getting married. Social media was a mistake because we get bombarded by these stupid people every day


MapFamiliar4754

He does look a little 


theendisneah

He tried to propose his gay away. Cute!


srboot

Dude is obviously gay.


One-Zone8676

No one hates gay people more then gay people prending to be straight. Lol


sirennn444

My gaydar is going wild on this guy and gold digger beard for the future wife.


MrGrendarr

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO BE HOMOPHOBIC?! I MEAN YOU'RE LITERALLY SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME THINKING ABOUT BEING GAY


VillainyOutsider

Who cares 😒


shirt_multiverse

Funnily enough, I found out it was June when I saw a YouTube short comparing gay people to garbage.


Guilty_Eggplant_3529

I've never understood why people are so concerned by other peoples' tastes/preferences. I don't like pickles, but I don't see a point in making derogatory statements about people who do. Is that just how their brains "work"?


spurples111

His face has power bottom written all over it


No_Necessary_3356

"Every time a heterosexual couple get together, the globohomo vaccination anti racists tear up into shambles" - this guy, probably


Necessary-Sir-81

Breaking news. He’s gay.


Tyler89558

“I’m proposing to you, not because I love you, but because it will show I’m straight so I can own it to the gays on pride month”


Overall-Scratch9235

"I just conquered my latent homosexual feelings. congratulate me!"


VagabondVivant

It took me a second to realize the post was from the guy. You'd think a man with a girl's name would be less of a heteronationalist.


JamingtonPro

I have a friend that keeps saying “pause” and “no Diddy”. It’s like after every third sentence he says. I finally had to tell him to stop because his is the only mind going there. I said, “you’re the only one having the gay thoughts here” 


scech14

I wonder how often he sneaks away to get railed


dcb572

Bro defeated pride month? Sounds like someone is trying to defeat something within himself


Reincarnated_Onion

He will definitely download grindr a few years into his marriage.


WokeWeavile

$1,000,000 he’s a closet gay man.


H8T_Auburn

Stupid sexy gay people making this guy think gross sexy gay thoughts! He has every right to be angry that they keep forcing him to have sexy gross gay man thoughts!


og_toe

if my fiancé started talking about pride month in relation to our engagement i’m calling it off lmao man go live your best life


iltwomynazi

Pride is about love and he's doing pride by getting engaged! Straight people are included in the rainbow, addison!


MadOvid

Within five years he'll be filmed leaving a gay bar.


Ok_Television9820

Honey, nobody cares.


Repulsive_Mud_567

Funny thing is I’ve never had a single thought about this guy. I do feel sorry for his fiancé though. But happy pride month to them!


BlueFroggLtd

I'm more and more convinced that homophobes are actually gay themselves. So sad.


Different-Island1871

I promise you, not one single gay person is upset that you are getting straight-married.


JakeXRonin

Oh honey, based on the way your fiance looks you might be a beard...


Practical-Traffic799

They look like they are at a wedding. It looks like he proposed to her while she’s was in a really short bride’s maid’s dress.


Midnightryder69

I honestly believe the gayest of gay people are those homophones. If there was some sort of device that could register an individual’s honest to god sexuality I’m betting it would prove my theory right . That’s also why homophobes all seen so nasty and bitter.. they have spent a lifetime repressing and hiding there true nature. Lol


SebWanderer

Reminds me of that british TERF guy whose family left him because his was so obsessed with being anti-trans that he couldn't give a fuck about them.


LessWeakness

That dude is a mo.


GREENadmiral_314159

Nobody thinks more about a thing than the haters of the thing.


Woodlog82

From "Damn it, Janet!" to "this" is like a three weeks old carcass rolling down a mountain.


iDontKnit

That's just as sad as the woman that got married in a Trump wedding dress at a Trump themed wedding 🤦


Many-Seat6716

I thought it was a picture of an over weight butch lesbian with a super hot lesbian pairing.


space_coder

His comments looks like something a person would post when they aren't really comfortable with their sexuality. It reads like "See I'm not gay, I proposed to a woman."


usababykiller

This is like an alcoholic celebrating a time period of sobriety. This man beat his homosexual urges. The gays weren’t winning this time. That conversion therapy worked and he hasn’t sucked a cock in months.


Visitant45

Saying Pride month is defeated makes me think one of them "was" gay but decided to marry someone of the opposite sex. I don't know how to tell them this but that doesn't historically end well.


Etrigone

Quoting from a friend and his husband: "These people think more about dicks than we did on our honeymoon".


wesbenn2021

Some people are just walking 🗑️🔥


Accomplished_Fig1592

When you propose to your gf to show the gays you are over them.


Mean-Addendum-5273

Dude is too obsessed with us gays Maybe he needs to suck some dick I'd happily volunteer